#((blame ollie))
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“Why not? Wait.” Juniper leaned closer, grinning. “Don’t tell me that the great Agent Phoenix is scared.”
“Of course I am!” Phoenix hissed back. “I break everything I touch! I don’t want—“
“Here ya go!” Ollie cut off the conversation by re-entering the room and holding out the now full glass of water to Phoenix. “Don’t want what?”
“Nevermind.” Phoenix accepted the glass, taking a cool, measured sip. Juniper rolled his eyes.
Ollie flopped down on the couch next to them and turned back to Juniper. “You really work in Fake Identities? I’ve never seen you!”
“Mmhm.” Juniper glanced at Phoenix, who refused to make eye contact. “Believe it or not, these days, I try to stay out of the spotlight.”
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i think it’s rlly fun when a character used to extremely high stress, life-or-death situations gets confronted by a completely normal/mundane stressor (like having a crush) and has NO idea how to handle it. in case you couldn’t tell.
also. btw. Ollie is fully out of the room when the last two panels happen i was just too lazy to draw him walking into the kitchen. you guys get the idea right
#also a sucker for when characters are down so bad that a hand brush is like. an event for them#i blame pride and prejudice (2005)#trying SO HARD to get out semi regular updates. fingers crossed it’ll get easier one day#i luv drawing Ollie’s oversized sweater i should find an excuse to bring it back later#Phoenix’s arm isn’t quite around Ollie’s shoulders btw. it’s on the back of the couch. there is a difference#ieytd#i expect you to die#agent phoenix#ollie ieytd#john juniper#ollie at the agency#ollix#my art#boiling point
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I fear I talk too much about F1 what do you mean my phone auto corrected has too Haas today?
#i blame ollie bearman#f1#formula 1#ollie bearman#ob87#esteban ocon#eo31#haas f1 team#haas#ferrari#charles leclerc#max verstappen#red bull racing#mclaren
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you'd never guess this, but I actually spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about the thick of it, and the conclusion I've come to after:
- careful study of politics
- research into the history and art of film
- years of consideration
is that I'd absolutely be drinking buddies with Jamie MacDonald.

like seriously we'd be besties, trust me, every Thursday night down at the Princess of Wales (Diana was his favourite royal, which is an extremely low bar, but still).
yes I'd be drinking lemonade 90% of the time but that is not the point, you cannot judge me for not being able to out drink this shouty spin doctor, he probably practiced chugging beer so he could always have an empty bottle to hit someone over the head with (and I say that with great affection)
also these two are whatever the messier, much more violent, much more hateful version of being in love is:

and we'd absolutely be yapping about that after about 8 drinks (on his part, the equivalent of two drinks and a J2O on mine obvs)
@rattuswrennus welcome back
#ttoi#ttoi tv#the thick of it#the thick of it tv#jamie macdonald#malcolm tucker#ollie reeder#i don't remember making this icl#blame the coffee#i usually do
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day 7 (that's what we're on right-?)
Another sketchbook Ollie

#ieytd#ollie ieytd#i expect you to die#ieytd 3#Don't blame me for not knowing the day- I put these all in my queue days before you're seeing them lmao
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The whole thing of "they're messy" about Ollie and Dinah was a 2000s construction by Winick. The line is also so often used to sanitize bad writing. Other line I hate is "GA is a character full of contradictions". Like, no, you are just taking bad and ooc writing too seriously.
#Ollie#Dinah#Oliver Queen#Green Arrow#DC#Dinah Lance#Black Canary#Like#their relationship is very different in Grell#And very different before Grell#Grell's Dinah is so weird#because at one moment she's like#total faith in him and takes him very seriously#But on the other hand we have victim blaming#Because Grell wanted to have both ways#And Dinah pre-Grell wasn't really in sync with what made Ollie angry#Mike Grell#I can't go over their relationship in tags lol#What Am I Doing
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Random post I saw: I think we have to accept that Kelsier is going to be the villain in the future
Me still reading bands of mourning: *cocks shotgun* that fucker better stay dead and out of the way if Sanderson knows what's good for him
#ollie speaks#at least this time a minority group isn't being blamed for his death so there's that#mistborn#kelsier#mistborn era 1#mistborn era 2#cosmere
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Finding out Ollie is an '05 baby has me clutching my pearls like "who put a baby in an f1 car!" lmao
#f1#formula 1#formula one#ollie bearman#I'm a seb max girlie i shouldn't be clutching my pearls so much lmao#he's the first driver to debut that I'm older than so I'm blaming that lmao
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I been thinking, after the maze, when Felix was confronted with more emotions that he could handle in a day, and Oliver tries to murder him in an act of despair, he discover a true nature that was sleeping inside him, in the worst way possible.
Felix with his mouth covered in blood, he just look at his victim horrified, the dead body torn open, as if some wild animal had attacked them, with the luscious entrails spilled everywhere, he didn't want to, he was just so hungry, he couldn't stop, is not his fault, if they weren't be there, it wasn't hus fault, it wasn't his fault, he is not a monster.
And Oliver, he stares at Felix and at the body with some sort of fascination in his eyes, even covered in blood, even after being the most savage beast Oliver's human eyes could ever see, Felix manage to found a way to look absolutely beautiful.
Oliver goes to Felix, ignoring the body at his feet, he falls on his knees and takes Felix's face into his little hands, tears falling from those beautiful brown eyes.
"I'msorryi'msorryi'msorry" he repeats, thinking that if he repeated it enough, maybe he could undo what he did, Oliver smiled fondly and joined his lips with Felix's in a tender kiss.
His god shouldn't be apologizing for his own bestially, at Oliver's eyes, Felix could do everything he wants and more.
"I love you" Oliver says between kisses "I love you so much"
#saltburn#felix catton#cattonquick#oliver quick#vampire-canibal felix is one of my favorites actually#he's just a hungry giant :(#can you blame him?#and ollie#oh god ollie#he found this so divine#he loves when his felix is a benevolent god#he loves even more when he is a beast thirsty for blood#more if is his 😋#oh. to die in Felix's arms#being his food#Oliver wants to be consumed(in more than one way)#he doesn't want eat felix#he wants to be eating by him#be part of felix forever in his blood#i should stop talking help#i wanna write something about this
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The funniest thing that’s happened the past few times I’ve accidentally regressed is both times I’ve just… wanted Crocodile. Like I just wanted ‘my papa’ and this checks out completely no notes
#ironic that i have this connection with Crocodile of all characters#i blame it on Crocomom content/hj#ollie musings#familial#🐊i don’t bite dear.fam#🧸au.and ill do better#age regression#parental f/o#selfship#self ship
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Wow guess what oc posting again
It's hard being the coolest hot topic workers in Ninjago </3
#ive never even been to a hot topic#we dont have them in canada <//3#anywyas um ollie n ava are the only one with a non ninjago canon job the others all have actual ninjagi job lmao#wow that was a long tag#anyways poor ollie everyone think hes a kid cuz hes so short#hes a geckle we cant blame him#ninjago#ninjago oc#oc : ava#oc : ollie#m00n doodles
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#ranting again sorry#but I feel like my closest people have treated me so badly lately#and before I’ve just ignored it but I’m so tired of it and now I’m just angry#like the whole situation is so absurd I won’t explain it here because I’m scared I’ll get recognized but#blaming me for you feeling bad about yourself when I’ve done literally nothing makes me feel so guilty for no reason#also convinced they’re talking shit about me all the time but yeah whatever#fuck everyone I’ll only live in my own little olli/allu bubble from now on thank you#spar rants
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While I don't personally ship it, I 100% understand the appeal behind the Jack x Ollie ship. Enemies to lovers is a trope I ADORE.
However I think it's really funny if their dynamic goes like this:
Ollie: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!
Jack, oblivious (high off his tits on Joy): I don't even know who you are! ^w^
#ooc#ooc: off of camera#i do find the ship interesting tbh!#it's just not my cup of tea i suppose#maybe it'll grow on me eventually uwu#i just like the dynamic where#person a DESPISES person b#and blames them for all their problems#and person b is completely oblivious#it's absolute clown shoes#it can be either really funny and/or really sad#and what is drama without comedy and tragedy?#i didn't sleep last night can you tell#we happy few#uncle jack#jack worthing#ollie starkey#oliver starkey
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omg elon best get his shit together and fix my wifi rn i’m TWEAKIN
#ollie yaps#yes i know he doesn’t control it#but I dislike him so he’s getting blamed#starlink is truly not all that
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if not a couple then why do they look like they belong together :(
it's very unfair if you ask me 😭
yes???? and like--
them tippy toes touching because how else are they gonna stand next to each other if not touching each other somehow 😭💞
I'm just imagining them warming each other up while having their pictures taken outside (and then back inside they maybe get a little too warm and they have to help each other unbutton their shirts ohhh noooo)
#seriously speaking olli looks soooooo hot in that outfit no wonder aleksi is crushing hard on him 🥵#can't blame allu for daydreaming about unbuttoning that shirt and unbuckling that belt because WHO WOULDN'T#answered asks#catboyolli#ollixallu
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I have to ask... how's the way i loved you fic doing?
it's going great!! my mind map is very big and complicated, too many ideas 🤣 i started by writing a few parts/chapters that are like more towards the middle/end, which is stupid because i obvs can't start off by posting them 😶 but i started writing on the opening chapter today and it felt really good !!!
the only issue is that like… i obvs wanna write ollie in a good way and the things i've written about him so far are like very sweet and so on. and to get inspiration about him, i rewatched old videos of him (all of the bear necessities, etc.) and read a few fics, and…. it's like i'm falling in love with him all over again 😭 like? i've always loved him, he is the reason i started watching the feeder series in the first place, but it's like my feelings have been reset and i just 🥺 i'm so soft 🥺🥺 so i only wanna write sweet things for him but that's not really the nature of the fic shdjdhdjd
i'm putting most of the blame on you @sinofwriting for my renewed ollie obsession… especially the "wait" fic…… 😭 you're a genius, i swear
#honestly nearly geared up reading 'wait' but i wanna blame it on me being overly emotional these days 🙃#geared?? teared*#truly gorgeous fic#anywayyyy im so excited to start posting stuff from the ollie paul fic 😚😚#oh and my inbox is still open if anyone has any more ideas or wants to brainstorm 🫶#im very open to more inspiration 🤭🤭#asks!#anon!#perfectly fine asks!
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what if i. write a fic abt mia's return. but i keep rise and fall canon and its just angst about how everyone literally abandoned her. just for lols yknow.
#i say as i stare at the other half finished fic i have#i just think itd be a lil silly.#yknow. lian dies and she blames herself. and then roy also blames her. and tries to kill her#and then ollie and connor both abandon her#i just think. what fun. yknow.#like slay!
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