#(ATLASSSS!!! DROP RYUJI IN DRAG OFFICIAL RENDER AND MY LIFE!!!!!!! IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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persona 5 if atlus was funny
futaba: “ugh sorry guys i just cant map out this floor“ akechi: “? cant you just run a simulation based on previous floors’ generation?” futaba: “what do you mean” akechi: “here take my mementos notebook ive been compiling data on how mementos tends to manifest depending on the depth and proximity to a rest stop, plus taking into account daily attitude data from forums and twitter posts based on poster location and date. theres a semi-consistent pattern and depending on the general attitude from the people on the train each day i can usually guess the mementos generation, of course taking into account previous floors and the total tokyo population for a given day. you should be even more consistent at it given that you can scan at all which can help you narrow down patterns, mine are mostly guesswork and deductions based on where shadows are.”” futaba: makoto: the theives: akechi: “ahem i mean. haha ive never been here before this is just my detective’s intuition hahaha”
#akechi should be funnier#and also a little bit stupider#im just saying if i were a supernatural hitman plotting revenge on my shithole of a father i would at least be kinda funny about it#persona 5#akechi goro#goro akechi#sakura futaba#futaba sakura#makoto niijima#the phantom thieves#im not saying the game isnt funny anyways of course it totally has its moments#(ATLASSSS!!! DROP RYUJI IN DRAG OFFICIAL RENDER AND MY LIFE!!!!!!! IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#but im just saying. it COULD be FUNNIER.
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