#(I know technically achilles/patroclus are related in some version of the story but let’s ignore that for the joke)
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
When “GIF” was named word of the year in 2012, Oxford Dictionaries U.S.A. credited Tumblr for pushing the word.
Text
Hey, um, sorry about your boyfriend, he can’t be your boyfriend anymore. Yeah both of you are now public domain and we’re making you related. Yeah we know what the author would think of this. Yeah we know about, yeah the audience. Anyway we think this is better than you two dating. Sorry
#basil hallward#dorian gray#the picture of dorian gray#also#patroclus#achilles#patrochilles#the iliad#troy 2004#(I know technically achilles/patroclus are related in some version of the story but let’s ignore that for the joke)#sorry your boyfriend
478 notes
·
View notes