#(got spoiled for Marleybone and before pretty early)

[internetgiraffekid1673]

In the middle of MooShu right now, here are some of my favorite random parts of Pirate101 so far:

You: Hey this wall is---

Ratbeard: BLOW IT UP

Your crew is apparently good at writing haiku (see that one sidequest in Mooshu)

Person who's obviously going to betray you: Yesssss! Trust meeeee!

Bonnie Anne: Surely we're not going to trust them right? Right?

You: *already halfway through signing your soul away with the look of a child caught stealing cookies*

Bonnie Anne: Remind me why you're in charge again?

EL TORO! *Trumpet riff*

That one time when you blow up a wall, but this time it was El Toro's idea and he made you stick the dynamite in a minecart and then this happened.

Bonnie Anne: Why the minecart?

El Toro: For dramatic effect of course! It's more fun!

Bonnie Anne, like a 3 year old watching fireworks as the minecart slides past her: Hey you're right, it is more fun!

Necromancer bison chief (forgot his name): Spirits of my grandfathers PETS I summon you to fight!!!

Old Scratch: I. . . I did not see that one coming

Me during Louis' second promotion quest: Uuuugh, this is taking forever, I just want my crab man to have a new gun!

Louis, two seconds later: Uuuuugh, this is taking forever, I just want my new gun!

You, someone who has spent an irl month of your life in Cool Ranch, talking to a yak from Mooshu: ". . .where can I get a rooster?"

The yak, looking at no less than four roosters on your team: "You tell me."

That whole quest is pretty funny btw. You reunite a smuggling crew from Cool Ranch that got stranded and separated in Mooshu. When you drag their butts back to the captain, he asks what happens, and one of them goes "oh, nothing much. Cobb got himself deified again." And then the captain just goes "Sounds about right. Here's your cash pirate."

Various NPCs: Oh you are so pure of heart thank you for helping us pirate!

Ratbeard (and occasionally others): Uh huh. Pure. That's one way to put it.

Fin: I want you to remember this mo---

Literally any NPC (I want you to read this in Heather Chandler's voice): SHUT UP FIN!

Me during the first couple parts of Monquista: Am. . . Am I staging a coup?

Me after completing Monquista: Huh

Castillo de Brass: I'LL GET MY REVENGE PIRATE

Bonnie Anne: Oh please

(Bonnie Anne roasting your enemies in general is so satisfying)

The entirety of the Captain Blood storyline. Not only did Death *let* Blood go to the bathroom, but Blood then used it to crawl out the window and this apparently doesn't count as forfeiting, but it's okay because you can still force him to lose by throwing his severed hand at the table.

Getting conned by Tom Sawyer---I mean Huck Finn---I mean Huck Sawyer and Samuel Clemens---I mean Mark Twain---I mean---

Selena Gomez jumpscare

One word: Stupendor-X

That one stoner Troggy in the Isle of Doom

The mere fact that I spent hours of my life working for a character called the Frogfather

Most class trainers giving you your same-class companion: Ah yeah, good person, needs a crew, why don't you train them?

Vadima, giving you Carcarius Grimtooth: I swear to God, get him OUT of my office, he is SO LOUD

Wing Chun informing me I am a pregnant yak

Mr. Gandry, calling Scrimshaw a wretched hive of scum and vermicelli (apparently wharf rats make good pasta)