#(i am so nice to most creepy-crawlies but slugs just. aah. fuck. no. i cannot express how much i cannot cope with slugs.)
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SLUG
SLUG ON MY FUCKING KITCHEN COUNTER
BIG-ASS GROSS-ASS SLUG SITTING ON MY CUTLERY LIKE IT JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY
#i am hyperventilating a little bit i HATE slugs#HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET THERE#THERE ISN'T EVEN A SLIME TRAIL JUST A FUCKING MASSIVE SLUG ON MY “WAITING TO BE WASHED UP” SIDEBOARD#kill me. better yet kill all the slugs.#(i'm afraid i did very much kill the slug)#(i am so nice to most creepy-crawlies but slugs just. aah. fuck. no. i cannot express how much i cannot cope with slugs.)#also to be fair most creepy-crawlies i'm like “you're fine in my garden just not my house”#(except spiders they are welcome in my house they are Friends)#but slugs are just not allowed within six hundred yards of me. i am taking out a restraining order.#the punishment for breaching the order is Salt
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