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are we at the point where we can admit most of the Shifty hate is just plain old misogyny, or are we still not ready for that conversation
#'she's manipulating the narrative to be in her favor!' so is Narrator#'she always takes away the vessels before they can leave!' question: wtf do you think the construct is?#'she doesn't care about our opinion!' disagreeing with you =/= not caring about your perspective#it's all 'let women be messy and complicated' until you actually have to engage with that woman in good faith#stp-posting#sal rants#am I strong enough to main tag this?#(nope. I'm not. rip)#slay the princess#< actually. fuck it we ball#this post has been in my drafts since march 7. time to release it into the wild (heh)
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Listen if any of you for even a minute think that I'm even remotely smart because of my analysis posts about Look Outside. I need you to stop thinking that.
I am a person who loves puns, I love dad jokes I love me some good wordplay. But I am also so genuinely dense that I would not blame you if you thought that my mind was a black hole.
Which is to say I, CrunchyBeards, Look Outside fan for going on 3 months now, have just realised that Xin Amon is just a different way to phonetically spell out Cinnamon.
#this isn't even an adhd thing or a mental illness thing I'm just that dense sometimes#XIN AMON IS JUST FUCKING CINNAMON??? LIKE THAT BITCH IS JUST CINNAMON???#oh my god three months I've been obsessing over this game and yet my dumbass never put two and two together#fake fan behavior😔/ silly#you'd think i would've noticed that but NOPE it took a miscellaneous post for it to finally click three months later...#then again i am unfortunately the same dumbass who thought Lyle was a clown so rip#look outside#look outside spoilers#technically#chit chat#each semi-coherent ramble was a fluke#my brain has no room for smarts just women and cats and wanting to obliterate Sam Look Outside/ silly
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Despite what one would think when looking at the lone hunter, D is quite the touch starved individual. Famished and desperate to feel a fraction of affection from anyone willing to stare into the ethereal abyss that is his soul, to surrender themselves in his embrace. To become lost in the depths of his caresses, silent whispers promising absolute devotion. A forever that only an immortal can deliver.
To be the lover of D...is to be surrounded by the void itself. From every corner a shadow lay, to even the veil of dusk itself--you'll know D isn't too far to reach. Even alone in bed, when the tree branches outside your window form a dark silhouette that is cast upon your body-- hands they will become. Creeping, deliberate, longing for tender flesh. In the dark recesses of your room, you'll see him. A form of a man or rather a reaper--an ankou come to collect his dues.
He'll stalk closer, graceful and silent, a panther on a hunt for prey. There the demigod of darkness will be, eclipsing the light that enters your abode, him undressing you. kissing you. D wanted to do this for so long--yearned for this--let him have it. He'll only undo the belt to his pants--and take the one who was blessed or cursed to be his lover-- still clothed in black. Grunting...groaning...panting.
The cloak he adorns will engulf him and his lover, ensuring no escape to be planned. Or prying eyes able to bear witness to the darkness claiming you.

#{It ain't sinday buuuuuttt}#{I wanted to incorporate more of D's powers into a headcanon and apparently he'll use those to tease and fuck his partner}#{Why does this sound slightly yandere of him?}#{D using his powers in a fight? NOPE. D using his powers to FUCK? YES}#drabble#headcanon#{RIP to anyone that ships with him. He's just gonna spawn from the darkness one night and BAM!! sexxy times}#{What I'm saying is D is the type to fuck you while you're completely undressed and he is completely clothed}#usfw
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Been rereading the early Inky Mystery chapters recently and I have to say I forgot how flirty Bendy was in the beginning like Idk how I forgot about that. In the beginning it's like a huge part of his character and he's just changed sooooo much.
All of them have, like Felix being a Dad to not only Bendy and Boris, but the Cup-Bros too like now it would seem out of character for him to do that cause of the whole Wiseton mess. Then there's all their banter that's more or less up and left (or literally flown off in some cases), Alice and Bendy's puns, Cups and Bendy's play fighting, Mugs and Boris being cheeky against their bros, Holly's excessive questions (like they're there it's just less and she more subdued), Holly joking w the Cup-Bros or Alice and Cala, Cup calling her Tree Princess, and Finley's jokes and little skits w Sammy (oh Finley, u adorable fox, it's been a while).
OH and then there's the "widdle wolfie" thing, my heart hurts anytime as I reread those like com'on man I can't take it. On top of it I finally reached the Group Date thing and Alice is so avoidant of a relationship w Bendy cause of culture and her parents which is killing me cause like her Mom was fine w it (love that btw) and yeah we don't know how the Upper would react but we could've avoided SOME of the heartache we have now and it just makes me wonder what would've happened if she had excepted at the time.
Overall I just miss their family dynamic and just everything before Finley died and the Dark Circus stuff!!!😭😭😭
Like it's so pure and cute and I miss it...
But alas here we are, the Quester Family torn asunder.
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Yeah, they were just such cuties and I love them. Unfortunately tho I love drama, angst, and the darker stuff more so I can't wait to see what's next. Anyway I must say farewell to thee my fellow existences.
#inky mystery#Quester Family#babtqftim#babtim#found family#I really want to blame it all on Sarah#But its not ALL her fault#It started w the death of a Fox#RIP Finley#Hold up#I wonder if we'll see him again#hmmmmmmm#Things to think about#Anywho I've made it to right before the Chirstmas chpt soo I'll be rereading Dark Circus soon#I'm not ready to see them be torn apart again#But I'm doing it anyway#Cause I love to drown in those inky puddles of angst#Also forgot how much of a little flirty grimlin Bendy was in the beginning#Like how did I forget that#Just HOW#Its a big part of his character in most fanons and I just forgot about it for Inky Mystery#for some reason my memory just said nope that's not important#Oh crap I called him little#I'm doomed#In that case.....#Bendy's a the tinyest pipsqueak of a beansprot I've ever seen in my life#There now I'm really doomed#Wish me luck lol
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Getting super ill to the point that I can't write fic just after I regained the ability to do prose again wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, and yet
#Just had my doc dismiss the hell out of me too so RIP#They're pursuing SOME diagnostic paths#But not the ones I'm pretty sure I need#I even have a diagnosed condition that may be causing it!!!#But nope!#After I suggested I thought of that as an option too#Guess what they stopped pursuing#I am. So tired#This is all I've got man#My body barely functions as is#Anyway#HAOHB is completely written so it will be finished#But that might be it from me#I can't focus idk if this even makes sense#Cool cool cool#I keep hoping it'll magically just be the worst flu of my life and I'll get better#Yadda yadda
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assessing my physique like "you know, with a discreet amount of shapewear and padding I could probably pull off a Lissa cosplay" but the question would be why
#i realize the answer to that is 'why not' but still#alternately 'to have a project that justifies my sewing machine'#anyway this is not AT ALL to say people shouldn't cosplay characters outside their body type#i'm just really insecure that way rip#big respect and envy for people who are like 'fuck you i do what i want and what i want is to be my fav blorbo'#bc meanwhile i'm like 'nope i am wrong(tm) in every possible dimension can't do it'
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I drew every beta troll from memory during the early acts of my reread. And I got them deeply wrong.
part one
#ok these are equally incorrect as the last ones but I got the hang of the style I was creating here. and these turned out sooo cute :)#I'm so fond of how the feferi and the eridanturned out :)! their poses and my misremembered horns on them lmao#rip to vriskas eye and eyepatch I thought I got her so correct. but nope#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#equius zahhak#gamzee makara#eridan ampora#feferi peixes#homestuck#my art
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I love being absolutely delusional about eremin
#delulu#eremin#erearu#there's SO MUCH#so many different ways to appreciate their dynamic#I was hyperfixated on them specifically for a solid 2 years#I'm glad my brain has allowed me to attach to Mikasa now too#i love that it can be a fluffy ship or a toxic ship#or both#“such and such is canon” do you think I care#I like em as it is in canon#but as a couple?? nope#but I feel eremin could actually be together long term in another universe because their goals align#or maybe I'm just hoping that the type of relationship I'm drawn to can be healthy rip#me when I followed my childhood bestie around before befriending her and then developed a crush on her just like eren fr
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Month 6, day 7
This took way longer than anticipated lol but it turned out so lovely and I'm so delighted with it! :D
Is it a perfect, 100% accurate recreation of the way Cinta's magic manifests? No, of course not, I'm working off of screenshots of the full in-game effect lol. But it's pretty, and elegant, and it tiles! So tomorrow I'll resume work on the Freyden piece, but on Monday I'm importing this into Blender and then world domination! I mean, uh, I'll continue my best efforts to recreate Cinta's magic. Yeah. No world domination, haha, that would be silly >.>
#the great artscapade of 2025#art#my art#design#graphic design#embelm design#forspoken#Forspoken fan art#tanta sword project#← it can go in the official tag now :P#in unrelated news#two more days of nice weather before Summer™ kicks in and I have to close up the house and turn on the AC ):#though tbh I'm not complaining too hard#I think I turned my air on once in the last two months? three months?#anyway I think this is the longest I've been able to leave my air off and windows open in YEARS#so while I'm sad to see it end I'm so glad I got to enjoy it for so long this year :D#and tbh the only reason I'm closing up the house starting on Tuesday is bc the weather people are predicting consistent high-80s-to-low-90s#like the coolest it's supposed to be is in the mid-60s before the sun rises so like#Nope™.#RIP $50 electric bill I'll miss you )':
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just finished nope and what do you mean i just have to keep going ??? they won ! it was an amazing movie and they won !!!! like i just have to keep -i had a whole ass movie night planned what am i suppossed to do now
#nope 2022#nope movie#sorry im just not used to horror movies having good endings as in good for the characters ending#like rip to those guys that died vut my guys won so#i'm crying eatching it#for context i binged terrifier and was bored
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Gladius: They're terrifying. And their evolution is even worse, I've seen what they can do. Thankfully, we don't see Tinkaton too often...
Guest Art done by @the-sleepysiren @inaris-pokemon-world
#I'm so sorry I forgot about this and any time I remembered I was already in bed rip#Thank you again for this!! I was gonna wait to use it but nope. Been too long I'm posting it now#Chrono#(Sorta. The location and time of day is of but that's oky)#Gladius Bisharp#ask
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desperately need The Batman Part II's main villain to be Roman Sionis/Black Mask, please. I'm on my hands and knees, begging for it
#this thought kept me up at night btw (I wish I was joking but nope I was awake from 2am to like 5am mostly because of this)#currently trying to think of potential actors that would fit the role in Matt Reeves' Batman universe#which is not that easy because I realised that I barely know any actors under 50 lol oops#and he would have to be between 35 and 45 (preferably anyway) because he and Bruce should be around the same age right#unless we'd give him a whole different backstory and what-not#then any actor could play him and boy oh boy do I have dreams#i would prefer keeping some of his original comic elements tho like yeah he has around 50 different backstories now but still#him and Bruce growing up together and Roman hating his guts esp. later on just hits different#especially with Battinson#like can you imagine??? because I can and i need it so fucking badly FUCKKK#my number one choice (for somebody in Battinson's age range) is Finn Wittrock. my goodness he'd be PERFECT#been vibrating out of my skin with that since i realised it today omggg i'm in need#but alas! who knows who the main villain is gonna be. there are a ton of Batman villains to choose from#Twoface would be cool too but is also very common like the Penguin and the Joker and the Riddler and the Scarecrow#and technically Black Mask is common too but also not really because he's barely shown up in any live action stuff yet#and all the ones he was a major part of weren't exactly Batman related (Harley Quinn BoP and Batwoman)#so i'm in desperate need of the actual Bruce Wayne and Roman Sionis thing PLEASE#i might publish my list of potential actors i've thought of so far idk just for fun ya know#also just realised that it's around 2 and a half years till the movie will come out and i'm in shambles#i know it was postponed and stuff but i never quite registered that fact#my Roman Sionis hyperfixation is back in full swing btw rip to meee#like yes it's a constant interest of mine and has been for a little over 5 years now but damn#the fixation has been pretty dormant for a while until recently#can't complain tho because i lovelovelove this character so much i love spending my time and energy on him <3#anywayyy#i need to shut the fuck up omg#roman sionis#black mask#the batman#jesse.talks
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i read omegaverse every once in a while and while it's not my main cuppa i can def enjoy it, especially the fact that no a/b/o fic is the same and many authors have their own spin on worldbuilding, genital configurations, cultural norms etc
but there's a thing that makes me pause, because like. bitching. basically, transing your gender, except the secondary one. nice! but the impies, oh boy the impies. usually it's done to an alpha by other alphas, and they basically fuck the alpha until it takes. usually it's more than one time, i think, but the fic i've read recently had the guy produce slick after one time. FUN. but:
what if an alpha simply likes to bottom? and doesn't want to change into an omega? would it be impossible, or would it require changing the worldbuilding a bit to make the bitching process getting fucked/knotted + something else?
are there any ways of changing one's secondary gender the other way round, from omega to alpha?
what about betas? usually i see them just being like... There To Chill, without all the song and dance with going insane with lust, and it's both boring and interesting, because on one hand, cultural norms aside, betas win by default. yeah, sure, they're not big and powerful or tiny and alluring, but also they have full control of their brains at all times. come the fuck on.
on the other -- in a world where it's possible to trans your subgender, i can imagine going beta would be intheresting in some circles, like ace people or people who don't want to juggle their schedules to make space for penis madness. such as idols.
tl;dr 🧠 <- things are happening up here
#shrimp thoughts#it's funny because on one hand i'm interested in the worldbuilding but THE second things get a little bit too omega-ish i nope out. rip#i like non-conventional dynamics! but that's a little bit like saying you like vampire settings where the vampires care about consent and#only drink animal/synthesized blood and hate being sexualized actually ! This Vamp Doesn't Bite! etc etc#why are you even here then. BUT YKNOW
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Oh and this song is literally about a vampire haha
LETS GOOOO MORE VAMPIRE MUSIC ah i can really never have enough. love me some vampire music :thumbs_up:
#people asking me things#the lyrics in this one were silly it reminded me of a small little story idea i came up with earlier#it's like lesbian vampires + royalty + ritualistic sacrifice of human flesh to the vampire queen once every full moon#the vampire queen is so used to having the sacrificial humans go out kicking and screaming#but this new one comes along and she is straight up like “omg wait ur so hot actually pls bite me”#and the vampire is queen is like “ur funny. i'm keeping you”#the human is so endearingly cringefail but so is the vampire queen just in a girlboss way#they are lesbian lovers also who sort through the differences in their cultures#(our human friend does not enjoy watching the sacrificial feastings. it is not pleasant watching humans getting ripped apart)#(but also she kinda wishes it was her LMAO)#i don't really have a conflict but if i can settle upon one i might actually turn it into a thing maybe#right now it's just a silly little idea in my head hehe#(it's also definitely not a self insert nope not at all why would you ever think that)
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sorry to anyone who's ever witnessed one of my thousands of Freak Outs™ it's because i grew up in and live in an environment where even the most mundane tasks HAS to turn into a fight, struggle, or flat-out screaming match because god-for-fucking-bid anything is done in the simplest ways without consequences
#laundry takes a week to do here bc 'i'm too busy!!' 'let me do it for you' [walks away]#dishes MUST be done immediately or else#mowing the leaves? nah let them build up#and then drag them away on a TARP no wheelbarrow a TARP#today is the bank paradox:#yesterday was asked to take things to the bank#TODAY the deposit slips are STILL not filled out#why the fuck did you ask me YESTERDAY????#fine i'll take them today when the roads are quiet and i need to do my own errands in town#nope!!!!!!! still not done!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))#just. FUCKING FILL OUT THE SLIPS!!!#'forget it i'll just tell ken to do it' I'M LITERALLY READY TO GO /YOU/ ARE THE ONE NOT READY?????????????#i want to rip my hair out i think this is what it's like to be flayed alive#negative
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LUTE POSSESSES A UNIQUE ABILITY; CONDITIONAL INVOCATION. SHE MURMURS THE FOLLOWING PRAYER UNDER HER BREATH;⠀⠀"MY LOVING GOD; I WAS FORMED FROM DUST & FELL BY MY OWN HAND. I DO NOT ASK FOR FORGIVENESS, ONLY TO SERVE. LET ME ACT & FINISH. IN THE NAME OF YOUR LOVING SON, JESUS CHRIST, AMEN,"ㅤIF GRANTED, HER AURA IGNITES, EYES FLASH LIKE SUNFLARE ( A BLINDING CELESTIAL WHITE; SHE GOES BLIND FOR A BIT AFTER THE EFFECT ), & EVERY STRIKE LANDS WITH TERRIFYING SPEED & IMPOSSIBLE WEIGHT; THIS LASTS LESS THAN A MINUTE & ONLY ACTIVATES IF THE SITUATION IS WORTHY [ DIRECT DEFIANCE OF HEAVEN’S WILL OR IF PROTECTING ADAM DIRECTLY ]ㅤSHE DOESN’T NAME THIS ABILITY & SHE NEVER USES IT LIGHTLY; MOST EXORCISTS SIMPLY KNOW SHE ‘GETS REALLY SCARY & STRONG’ SOMETIMES. LUTE NEVER ELABORATES IF ASKED, EVEN BY HER SUPERIORS,
#✧ [ about ] character foundation#[ no i didn't totally rip this off from Youjo Senki. totally not inspired by Hellsing either; nope nope nope ]#[ but deadass; if anyone asks she just 🤷 'i'm just /that/ good' ]
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