#(please get the reference. please)

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

[heartorbit]

if we could stay connected, just like this

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[buttonheart]

Uh oh...someone's crashing the party!

Day 1: Modern AU

For the fem dabihawks event on twitter

[drac0line1nn1t]

Part 1 | Part 2

[904pmoclock]

burger.

[saltysouwup]

Odysseus: "Penelope, I'm coming home sweetie!" men open the wind bag Odysseus: "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN."

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[funkyracoon1219]

I knew the badniks looked familiar 👀❤️

Bonus under the cut!

[hoolyelina]

um guys theres something wrong with my quizmaster

[waterthatsmoe]

"We promised we'd go on an adventure together..."

"...Just leave it to your big bro."

[sherlockggrian]

grian face study for third life's 4th anniversary

[lyrecross]

Shit, Manager Bud, this Canto war is fucked. Just saw my coworker clap his hands together and say "Happiness, Joy, Sorrow and Wrath" or some similar shit, and then he exploded and got +3 permanent clash power. That wasn't even what got the special camera onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting unmodified Suddenly, One Day that's not even in a still image. I think his EGO just flooded the actual terrain and introduced a new camera angle two realms over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

[mail-me-a-snail]

what if we were both glorified secretaries for pompous old fools and we hated each other so fucking bad and i made it your problem every time we saw each other from across the room. what then

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!