#(slides a drawn stanbuck) nice work will call for next mission

[institute-of-oddology-founder]

Heyyy not to taddle or anything (absolutely to taddle) buuuuut did you see what that other Ford did to his Stanley after that Stanley spent half his life getting him back? Not the memory erasing - before that. Ford attacked him the first time he saw him only stopping when he noticed children were watching, tried to kick him out (again!) once he didn't need him babysitting anymore, gave Shermie's grandkids a device to possess him and take away his autonomy for days (didn't Bill do that?), ridiculed Stan's interests as childish, made Shermie's grandkids keep universe-shattering secrets from Stan, tried to split those kids apart because he didn't "trust" the one that reminded him of Stan and favored the one that worshipped him and reminded him of himself, and couldn't stop needling Stan about grammar long enough to complete the zodiac and kill Bill without killing Stan. Just so you know~

(ooc: This is all very subjective and innacurate pretty much everything here can be debunked and has been in a Hana Hyperfixates video on yt but I am a shit disturber who wants to encourage Dr. Pines' wrongs <3)

what.