#(the vowels i count do not include usernames unless if they are @ed)

[counter-of-vowels]

if you somehow found me in the depths of all the other gimmick blogs, then uh. hi.

i count vowels. for fun. i dunno i just saw the other gimmick blogs and went "well fuck it may as well"

also if i make a mistake... just tell me, dude.

anyway, so, hello

nonbinary but i prefer he/they

this is a side-blog so i can't send asks btw. just to let u know

k bye have fun scrolling down

(actual counting of this post down here ↓)

[A]: 20

[E]: 30

[I]: 19

[O]: 28

[U]: 16

~

[Total]: 113

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 24

[E]: 34

[I]: 32

[O]: 27

[U]: 11

~

[Total]: 128

(@i-point-out-typos, sorry for tagging you a bunch)

GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET THE JOB

ME

BECUASE THE JOB SUCKED BALLS AND THEY WANTED TO PAY ME LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE WORKING OUTSIDE SIX DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!

SO I GOT THE JOB AND SAID NO

I'm on that tgirl egirl grindset

Logically I shouldn't post this because it's incoherent and I'm hyped on caffeine but I have the ability to say words on the internet and I think it's funny to use this power to say that employers SUCK ASS

did you drink water today? If not it's coming

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 13

[E]: 19

[I]: 19

[O]: 23

[U]: 10

~

[Total]: 84

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

[counter-of-vowels]

A (text only): 26

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E (text only): 70

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I (text only): 28

—

O (text only): 35

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U (text only): 22

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Total: 181

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I must agree, tumblr user “digit counter”

(Additional Vowels [including the ones in these parentheses, excluding the ones after these brackets]: A/6, E/17, I/8, O/5 U/6 = 42. Added onto the sum above results in the true total being 223)

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 70

[E]: 128

[I]: 132

[O]: 134

[U]: 16

~

[Grand total]: 480

(woag didn't think i'd be here)

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@thegimmickblog vs. @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs vs. @copy-counter vs. @gimmick-thief vs. @wildcard-completionist vs. @ditto-ditto vs. @gimmick-mimic vs. @gimmick-thief-thief

@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@colourpickingpride vs. @colorpicked-pride-flags vs. @colorpickedprideflags vs. @color-picked-pride-flags vs. @color-picked-enby-flags vs. @color-picked-trans-flags vs. @colorpickedpride vs. @danganronpaprideicons vs. @osemanverseprideflags vs. @wof-pride-flags vs. @starrailprideflags vs. @city-of-colorpicking vs. @colorpickedstates vs. @knyprideflags vs. @colorpickinglesbian vs. @soniclesbianflags vs. @colorpickingpride vs. @colorpicking-pride vs. @proseka-colourpicked-flags vs. @colorpickedpokemon

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 12

[E]: 15

[I]: 17

[O]: 23

[U]: 6

~

[Total]: 73

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 35

[E]: 52

[I]: 50

[O]: 32

[U]: 13

~

[Total]: 182

(@i-point-out-typos)

this is a YES GIMMICK ACCOUNT Z0NE

if you're shit is called "we-rate-posts" YOU ARE VERY WELCOME HERE

(and I am excited 2 see you participate)

[counter-of-vowels]

[A]: 17

[E]: 47

[I]: 17

[O]: 63

[U]: 17

Total: 161

(We're on Tumblr. Of course we count letters for no actual reason.)

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

[counter-of-vowels]

This post has 44 vowels. Sus. I was sus once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with amogus. Amoguses make me sus

ok