#*Lavernia beating the hell out of stuffed elven doll while wearing chantry regalia*
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Tevinter is the kind of place that would hold Toddlers and Tiaras pageants
#a nation so obsessed with bloodlines and showing off genealogy? Hell yes they'd have little ego pageants about it#“Lavernia comes from a long line of soporati mages! Her lineage can be traced back to the Towers Age!”#“She is dressed up as her hero - Sister Amity! A champion of the southern chantry who helped to defeat the Dales!”#everyone else: “How progressive! Her hero is from the south - the heathen chantry no less! Such a sweet little girl!”#*Lavernia beating the hell out of stuffed elven doll while wearing chantry regalia*#“When I grow up I want to make world peace and have the south come be with us so we can all be a family again."#APPLAUSE#you go Lavernia#GO GO JUICE IS LYRIUM#the parents can get all the quick details and begin networking to arrange marriages nooooooooooo#dragon age#tevinter
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GO GO JUICE IS LYRIUM
Tevinter is the kind of place that would hold Toddlers and Tiaras pageants
#reblogged because I refuse to hide 'GO GO JUICE IS LYRIUM' in my tags lmao#a nation so obsessed with bloodlines and showing off genealogy? Hell yes they'd have little ego pageants about it#“Lavernia comes from a long line of soporati mages! Her lineage can be traced back to the Towers Age!”#“She is dressed up as her hero - Sister Amity! A champion of the southern chantry who helped to defeat the Dales!”#everyone else: “How progressive! Her hero is from the south - the heathen chantry no less! Such a sweet little girl!”#*Lavernia beating the hell out of stuffed elven doll while wearing chantry regalia*#“When I grow up I want to make world peace and have the south come be with us so we can all be a family again."#APPLAUSE#you go Lavernia#GO GO JUICE IS LYRIUM#the parents can get all the quick details and begin networking to arrange marriages nooooooooooo#dragon age#tevinter
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