#*cb

[transpeterparkcr]

honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense

[cb-writes-stuff]

Computer, show me characters gaining weight as a sign of their improving mental state. Show me characters learning to love their body as they learn to love themselves. Show me characters no longer punishing themselves for something that isn’t their fault. Computer. Computer do you hear me.

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

i don't care that joe biden is old and tbh, i don't actually think the media cares either. they just want trump back because him sucking makes for easier clickbait

[jyuu-daime]

i will never forgive tumblr for what they did to cbs elementary you're telling me that in 2012 we had by far one of the most interesting and accurate depictions of a MODERN sherlock holmes with cute little easter eggs and characters from the original stories with great characterisation, INCREDIBLY written female characters (PLURAL), and one of the best platonic relationships that i've ever seen in media, SEVEN WHOLE SEASONS 154 EPISODES and you still chose bendysnap crunchyback. you were all too obsessed with english people and bad yaoi to see

[fragranticareviewers]

[peachyygoblin]

Babysitting 🍂

[https-hunter]

CBS Ghosts + text posts

[cb97]

CHANGBIN — ULTRA

[finehs]

Tortoises have terrible hearing. The music [Enya] is for you. You said you used to listen to spa music when you operated on patients. I thought it might reduce your agita during this bothersome task.

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: How Gay are They?

Granada Holmes: Gay.

Sherlock and Co.: Very gay.

BBC Sherlock: Gay and homophobic.

ACD Canon: The original gay.

Fawx and Stallion: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Elementary: Asexual.

House MD.: Gay and deeply toxic.

RDJ Holmes: You guessed it! Gay.

[cb-writes-stuff]

Everyone’s always posting about how the cursed amulet is making their friends evil. If everyone has a cursed amulet, have you considered that not having a cursed amulet is making you evil? Maybe the cursed amulets are actually saving us from being evil. That’s probably why people feel compelled to share theirs. Here, take a hit of mine, see how it feels.

[wattsandroot]

I love moments like this where older ghosts reveal they were there during moments when the younger ghosts were alive.

[lostbluejayart]

Bounty Hunter W0LF

[clive-barker]

ASHLEY LAURENCE as KIRSTY COTTON in HELLRAISER (1987)

[lucyyygg]

My favorite thing about Hetty is that she's just a fucking weirdo. All her "lady of the house" talk and high society persona can't hide the fact that she's just so weird and I love her. She talked to ghosts as a kid, she went full ankle, one of her most defining moments involves a washing machine, she loves child labor almost as much as she loves cocaine. She really is the character of all time.