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Making sexual jokes or talking about people being hot doesn't make you any less asexual pass it on

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Sideblog this sideblog that no you will receive my stream of consciousness and you will like it

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is he hot or is he just playing enjolras

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The fact that H*tler is still alive and we all still remember him implies, assuming that the invention of time travel occurs at some point and the desire of many people to eliminate H*tler as soon as time travel is available does not cease, that for whatever reason least one person decided at a moment concurrent with the invention of time travel to actively protect H*tler from time travelling assassins and has succeeded ever since/before

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Holmes, 20 minutes into their sexy doctor roleplay, realizing that Watson has checked his blood pressure, listened to his lungs, tested his reflexes, checked his ears and throat, and taken his temperature, but has yet to ask a single inappropriate question about his prostate: Hey, wait a fucking second

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Rip enjolras you would've loved coldplay concerts

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For me, the "I enjoy Harry Potter but jkr is a terf and I support trans people" debacle is a super easy one to solve:

If jkr is making money off of your enjoyment of harry potter, stop. If she's not, you are good to go.

Feel free to read books you already own or buy them secondhand, to read fanfiction and watch fanworks, to talk about it with family members. Don't buy official merchandise or new books or watch her new TV show. Why? Because she's actively using that money to harm trans people. But if you're not funding her with your enjoyment, then she can't hurt anyone as a result.

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When I said I liked broadway I didn't mean that I wanted to play out the plot of cabaret in my real life

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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

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Hello there!

I've reached the point where I think it'd be nice to have an intro page on this blog, since I'm getting a lot of new followers lately :)

I go by veryfast, my pronouns are she/her, and this is a multi fandom account where I ramble about my latest hyperfixations and fandom interests. I'm a Sherlock Holmes enthusiast (and a johnlock shipper), a fan of both star wars and star trek, and still mourning the end of bbc merlin and the cancellation of wheel of time. I'm a huuuuge fan of Pirates of the Caribbean and also just piracy in general, hence the username. I'm a proud member of Les Amis de l'ABC (enjoltaire and social justice, my two greatest loves). To be honest, I'm a part of so many other fandoms that I'm starting to lose track.

I'm a proud asexual and a supporter and safe space for all LGBTQIA+ people, and there is no space here for transphobia, biphobia, acephobia, homophobia, or anything else along those lines. I obviously don't support racism, sexism, misogyny, or hatred of any kind, and I'm big into the social and environmental justice movements. And if any of this offended you, then my blog is obviously not the place for you. Savvy?

If any of my interests line up with yours, I'd love to chat! My ask box is always open, and I'd love to chat fandom, fanfic, or anything else. If we're not mutuals and you'd like to be, feel free to comment on this post or submit an ask, as I'm probably not ignoring you on purpose (my adhd ass is just bad at keeping track of people). If you'd like to be tagged in any specific types of posts, feel free to let me know!

Live long and prosper 🖖🏼

- Veryfast

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Sherlock Holmes is to Arthur Conan Doyle what Han Solo is to Harrison Ford

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As an asexual who sometimes wonders if I belong here, I am reblogging 💜🤍🩶🖤

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Oh my God I predicted Sherlock and Co. like the fucking Oracle of Delphi what the fuck

Incorrect Quotes from my original Holmes adaptation:

Charles Augustus Milverton: *exists*

Irene Adler: Then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times

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Ok I don't usually do this and I know I'm behind but (CAM spoilers below)

Oh my God the entire CAM was CRAZY???? The spider is fucking everywhere I cannot, Moriarty needs to stay the hell away from my boys. Gwen remains one of the characters of all time, and I love how Sherlock isn't able to lie well to her despite his previously shown aptitude for acting (also...20 years is a really long time to know someone??? Does their association predate the detective thing??? Does she know the Holmes family??? I need answers). John's shock over Sherlock's cousin was so good and poor Jonk is gonna lose it when he learns about Mycroft. And then Irene!! I knew she was coming as soon as Sherlock said Charles was at the opera, but DAMN she is one badass lady and I am so excited for scandal (and Sherlock even said the thing!). I'm so glad they didn't have Milverton take any creepy photos of Irene tho, because for a moment I was really worried that's where it was going. And then MORIARTY KILLED HIM!!! And Sherlock is obsessing over the spider but missed that he was right there!!! Aahahahahha and then John was singing chasing waterfalls?? Nooooooooooo I'm not ready to do this again you guys. I loved the humor tho, the deerstalker/mustache/walking stick/pipe discourse was hysterical and I also love John being so bewildered he can't even be properly jealous over Sherlock's "engagement" lol, he really said "a woman? For Sherlock? Naaaaaaah" and I love that for them. But anyway I'm so excited for scandal and so very worried that the final problem is coming

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As someone whose knowledge of marvel comes entirely from memes and internet edits, here is my list of the major mcu characters :

evil purple man, thor, loki, iron man, captain america, bird man 1, bird man 2, black widow, the hulk, robot man, red lady, Benedict Cumberbatch, black panther, captain america's emo boyfriend, the guardians of the galaxy (idk how many of them there are??) and spider man