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corpse x faceless streamer cause it has more plot...
anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list
as cliche and over-used as it is, you met bf!corpse in an among us lobby. but you two had heard of eachother before, seeing as youre in the same faceless community.
your followings seemed to have a lot of crossover, so when you met, it was a dream come true for your communites. and for you two, it was nice having someone understand what it was like to be faceless.
overtime, you two grew closer, hanging out outside of streams. and at some point, you got comfortable enough eachothers faces.
when your chat found out, it became the only thing they could talk about for a good two days on twitter.
"guys, corpse looks really cool," you said to your chat. you and corpse were streaming on your channel, just talking and catching up. his scoff made you giggle quietly. "im not joking, he's kinda... attractive."
"and yn looks nothing like how she described herself," he said, laughing at how much prettier he thought you were.
"and his hair is actually curly," you say.
then, you both went on anthony padilla's channel as a part of his 'I spent a day with...' series. and you revealed that you were doing the interview on the same day.
"i mean, corpse is the only other youtuber that knows what i look like," you state simply. "if im honest, the main reason im here is because this is the first time im meeting up with him in person."
thankfully, no one was suprised when they heard that in the video. but thats just because corpse posted a video of you two playing rock-paper-scissors.
it started off silent, you two doing the motions silently. corpse played scissors, you played rock. he sighed. another up and down motion. he played scissors, you played paper. you took a deep breath. another up and down. he played rock, you played rock. you scoffed and cracked your knuckles. one more time. he played paper, you played scissors.
"fuck!" he yelled loudly as you laughed manaically in the background.
during this meet up, you stayed at his apartment. and it just so happened you got to spend more time with him. slowly, you both started developing further feelings for eachother.
it showed itself in you two being cuddly, touchy with eachother. both of you tiptoeing round the topic of the weird dynamic. neither of you actually choosing to say anything or admit your feelings.
it really set in when he started unironically calling you "baby". it gave you butterflies and he felt his face heat up as the words left his mouth.
and when you had to leave, it was far more intense than you had expected.
"thank you for letting me stay here," you told him greatfully. he smiled softly at you, going in for a hug. you smiled and felt yourself melt into his arms.
you two pulled away briefly, looking into eachothers eyes. you dont know when it really happened, but the next moment, youre lips are on eachothers.
when you went back home, it was like you two know you were dating. but you never actually said it. it just felt right.
this is kinda like a prequel to this beautiful shit. i also know no one requested this (or at least i could find one when i went to check cause this was in my notes for way too long) -Nony
#corpse husband x you#corpse husband x reader#corpse x reader#corpse x streamer reader#bf!corpse#i wish i could tag anon or asks#but i cant#cause this came straight from moi#😁#even tho its the worst shit ive every written#*ever#im not rewriting that shit#anyway
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Lovely 🌸 may I request from the spring prompts: 8. Birds nest for Juliet & Brady?
Darling! 🌷 Oh I had such a blast with this one, thank you!
spring prompts 💐
blurb under the cut to save space!
8. Birds nest, Brady x Jules
It’s a bright spring day when John Brady turns onto his front walk to find his wife perched on the front step.
It wouldn’t be an unusual sight, if not for her hand outstretched towards a corner of their porch, cupped as if she’s holding something.
She beams as she catches sight of him, pressing a finger to her lips before he can speak. Her gaze flicks to a corner of the porch, then back to him.
“We have guests,” she whispers, green eyes sparkling, dark curls shot through with gold in the sun.
He turns his gaze to the porch, where he can just make out a bundle of twigs and grass, and something with fluttering wings perched on the ledge.
He moves towards her as slowly as he can, not wanting to startle the little thing away.
“It’s a robin, I think,” Juliet whispers as he settles carefully next to her, “The poor thing’s been working on that nest all day, I thought it could use a snack, so—”
Jules lets out a delighted gasp as the robin flies from its perch at the edge of the nest and settles on her hand, peering thoughtfully at what John can now see is a handful of oatmeal in her palm.
“This is the best day of my life,” she squeals softly, staying as still as possible as the bird pecks at the meal.
“What about our wedding?” John hisses teasingly, only to be swiftly shushed by his wife.
“Second best,” Jules amends happily.
Their gazes follow the bird as, having had its fill, it flies back up to its nest. Juliet carefully tips the remaining oatmeal into a pile on the porch underneath it, dusting off her hands and following her husband inside.
“I wonder what we should name it.”
“You want to name it? It’s a bird living on our porch, sweetheart.”
“She still deserves a name! I think she looks like a Cordelia.”
John lets out a chuckle, making a mental note to look into buying a birdfeeder.
“Well, now that Cordelia’s been fed, is there any chance of dinner for us?”
“Of course, my love. Meatloaf alright?”
“Sounds perfect.”
#jules goes full Disney Princess™️ mode in this one and I’m not sorry <3#this is indeed written from personal experience having fed birds from my hand Disney-Princess-style and it is one of my favorite things eve#*ever#highly recommend if you ever have the opportunity#ps: see if you can guess what book she was recently reading based on her name suggestion 🤭#sage answers#aloveforjaneausten#oc: juliet thompson#brady x jules
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got tickets for the warsaw show :D also i forced my boyfriend to go there with me so this is gonna be funny (he's seen some of their videos and listened to me yap about them a lot so he kinda knows what he's signing up for but still)
#also he watched the wad recording with me but hasn't seen ii yet so i don't think he's prepared for what a complete chaos this is when#they're both on stage#also AHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED!!!!#i saw wad live two times but didn't manage to see neither ii nor tatinof so i'm actually gonna see phil live for the first time evrt#*ever#it's a shame i don't really have a lot of money cause i would love to get m&g too... but just seeing them live on stage is gonna be amazing#that's how i saw wad and had the time of my life#maybe someday i'll actually meet them who knows#ANYWAY i love my boyfriend for agreeing to go with me (he's not ready for how crazy i'm gonna get when we get there)#dnp#dan and phil#the terrible influence tour#terrible influence tour#tit tour ?#dan howell#phil lester#amazingphil
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I love squirrel girl not in the gooner way but in the "she's literally me" way
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God i fucking missed digital painting
#do not rb#wip#i will never touch lined composition notebook paper with pen every again#*ever#colors… layers#… brusheddsd
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i wanna try to work on some requests this weekend bc i have so many and no energy to write
#i have 75 requests……#i’ve been staring at them for the longest time ver but haven’t been in the mood to write them but i shall try now#*ever#opt1mistic.rambles
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lord huron and rivers of london are currently at war in my brain for who gets more of my attention
#banana made a post#lord huron lockdown except i am also still thinking about that series forever and evrr#*ever
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Why can not my creative tools and creative drive cohabitate?
#god i know i complain about this so much but like either i WANT to play guitar or i HAVE my guitar and rarely every both at once#*ever#danblab
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Why do I keep going into the secret history tag… I am taking 1d4 psychic damage from every other post PLEASE TURN UR SHIPPER BRAIN OFF FOR 2 SECONDS
#chodo rambles#tumblr fujosism and its consequences#i am actually so disgusted by Henry/bunny shippers#like yeah… yeah ok ignore the fundamental aspect of both characters#to smash your kens together and make them kiss#AUGHHHH#even Richard/Bunny holds more water#for real?!#he did not fully push bunny off a cliff for you to be making a list of the most ooc ridiculous headcanons ebef#*ever#may delete this later bc I’m drunk and mad rn#but we shall see#ain’t no way I’m putting the main tag on this#sorry blacklisters
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Where's that post I made about the Louis Tomlinson fandom being fascinating just because they're thirsting over a fully clothed dude doing regular stuff
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God I love Trini Garcia he's my little meow meow and so cool and a trans icon and I want to hold hands
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#ok to rb#music#ipod#spotify#only apple product ive ever genuinely liked was the ipod#i had an ipod classic i bought off trademe that someone had put a higher capacity harddrive in#think it was like 320GB or something#i loved that thing#mywriting
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
#Jesus Christ anon#that’s a wild mistake to make#TW: Necrophelia#did not think I’d need to ever use that tag#ask pirateprincessjess
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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
#I was playing around with ellipsus when I saw this#It's so funny#writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#ellipsus#Ellipsus writing#sillyposting#Someone saw cursive and thought “nah that's too readable.”#Confession now that this is my most popular post ever. I have completely forgotten what fic I was writing when I made this#I'm 90% sure it's a scarian fic#fanfiction#ao3#WHYS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST EVER???#ITS SO STUPID#I SENT IT TO MY GC AND IT GOT LIKE. 3 LAUGH EMOJIS AND THAT WAS IT#AND NOW ITS LIKE.#100K#?????
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