#*joey hellberg.

[eyeshone]

small, yoked, beautiful idiot occasionally moonlights as the vigilante starling after he watches his supervillain boss kill an innocent man. does it for penance. and to practice his superpowers that only seem to work when he or someone is in danger. joey is still an evil henchman. just does this to feel better about himself and have fun.

[eyeshone]

Dmitri's expressions so often unsheathe—fatally—from affect to inflicted. A tactical, lavish brandish, same as his form shifts. The grin doesn't change. How he holds it does. Like a wrist flicking open a jack knife. Dmitri's feelings are onomatopoetic: emotion is motion. His italicized tone that blade ssschwing. It's intense. Tenses Joey's jaw; cheeks concave quadrilaterals: annoyingly, inexplicably making a simple geometric shape stupid handsome. He has forgotten what he was so worked up about. Dmitri's tauntingly attractive like this. Joey's got that curious, intrusive, self destructive urge to stoke or poke, finger-to-a-hot-stove-like. His hand reaches out and kneads Dmitri's throat right over the vocal cords. Joey's neck cranes to lick-kiss there but, hoo, Dmitri's hand is working. Back propped on the crate, Joey's groin lifts, parabolic, into Dmitri, reactively jerking from the sensitive spot then twisting his hips to drift to it. Joey's breathing is heavy; the air itself is weighted. Each inhale a shaky dead lift; he can't do much of anything. But he can when Dmitri tells him to. Sharing Dmitri's fanatical focus—on Joey—is like adderall; adderall if it was also heavily cut with an aphrodisiac. Joey's eyelids collapse shut, fanning-smother-fanning that growing flare in him. "Wooo, boss. When you—" Who is he kidding, he can barely talk, barely breathe, barely think. The nails at the nape of his neck would elicit a moan, but subsumed in Dmitri and his work, the sensation doesn’t register.

OH, COME ON.

Greatly aggrieved, Dmitri rolls his eyes in a sweeping, disorienting circle. (Dmitri knows about the stupid fucking cat. He knows everything about Joey's routine. How many reps per set, how many sets per workout. The neighbor he pisses off. The times he's had trashbags split open while carrying the out onto the street. But this isn't about that. It obviously isn't about that.)

He is relentless, though, in his rhythm; he would very much like to move on from the current conversation. Except: Joey looks down; Dmitri looks down, too—the splatter-stain on Joey's borrowed shirt, his shorts; the throbbing presence of Joey's abdominal muscles, prominent even when concealed by fabric—and grins.

He's still grinning, menacing about it, when he tackles the end of Joey's last sentence. "Don't do that. Just—shut up about it. Don't think about that at all. Just think about—this." He doesn't know if he's ever moved so earnestly inside of someone, ever wanted it so badly. It's hot when Joey gets all tense. Dmitri's nails press into the skin over the back of Joey's neck.

[usedgenes]

joey subs for a first grade class at johnny mutant’s school and the class erupts into chaos as he tries to be what he thinks a good teacher is. in a last ditch effort, he starts doing the elmo voice and all the kids immediately listen with full attention. he tells pg13 true stories about his life (that he has to keep improv editing to be rated e) in the elmo voice until class is over and the kids come out so well behaved that he’s asked to be a permanent sub for the class and he is going to cry this is not sustainable he doesnt know what hes doing.

[restingbuchface]

backups my beloved 🥰

[eyeshone]

Fallon looks at Joey. Joey looks at Fallon. Light haloes her beautifully, at first, then it pierces painfully. Is light supposed to hurt? His eyes squint. Is this love at first sight? His head hurts so bad it starts internally blaring Take the First Step. Shouting over his mind: "IT'S FINE! I'M FIIINE!" His face is so clenched his eyebrows look like they're about to de-pit his eyeballs from their sockets.

@eyeshone // continued from╰┈➤ˎˊ˗  here!

of course, of course, of fucking course. her own head is still throbbing from the impact—the consequence of trying to be the oh-so-nicest person in the city & grab this guy’s wallet for him. both bent down, both smacked heads, blah blah blah.

the ache in her temples is such that the odd (familiar?) sound of the curse doesn’t even fully register.

“i think you’re in decent company, ow…” she rubs at her forehead. shocked that there’s not blood there. then looks at him. “really, really sorry.”

[timetear]

i want to do some writing here but pref very casual (doesnt have to be casual in topic, just casual in writing so i don’t have to fret too much over it). some muses that lend well to that would be charles bingley, joey hellberg, wheatley, possibly howie, possibly romance partner.

consider this a starter call and/or a plea to write me a starter!

[eyeshone]

DMITRI SMERDYAKOV & JOEY HELLBERG: supervillain & henchman.

@vitalphenomena & @eyeshone

[boxscorehockey]

2021-22 Alphabetical Directory Goalies

2021-2022 Alphabetical Player Directory (Last Update April 14 , 2022)

Goal

Allen Jake Alnefelt Hugo Andersen Frederik Annunen Justus Askarov Yaroslav Berdin Mikhail Binnington Jordan Blackwood Mackenzie Blomqvist Joel Bobrovsky Sergei Brossoit Laurent Campbell Jack Chechelev Danil Clang Calle Commesso Drew Comrie Eric Cossa Sebastian Daccord Joey Daws Nico Demko Thatcher DeSmith Casey Dipietro Michael Dostal Lukas Driedger Chris Elliott Brian Fleury Marc-Andre Forsberg Anton Francouz Pavel Garand Dylan Gaudreau Benjamin Georgiev Alexandar Gibson John Gillies Jon Greiss Thomas Grubauer Philipp Gustavsson Filip Guzda Mack Haider Ethan Halak Jaroslav Hamrla Patrik Hart Carter Hellberg Magnus Hellebucyk Connor Hill Adin Hofer Joel Holtby Braden Husso Ville Ingram Connor Jarry Tristan Jones Martin Kahkkonen Kaapo Kallgren Erik Keyser Kyle Khudobin Anton Knight Spencer Kochetkov Pyotr Kolosov Alexei Konovalov Ilya Korenar Josef Korpisalo Joonas Koskinen Mikko Kuemper Darcy Lafontaine Jack Lankinen Kevin Larsson Filip Lehner Robin Lennox Tristan Levi Devon Lindbom Olof Lindgren Charlie Luukkonen Ukko-Pekka Malek Jakub Markstrom Jacob Martin Spencer Melnichuk Alexei Merilainen Leevi Merzlikins Elvis Montembault Samuel Mrazek Petr Murray Matt Nedeljkovic Alex Oettinger Jake Petersen Cal Petruzzelli Keith Portillo Erik Price Carey Primeau Cayden Prosvetov Ivan Quick Jonathan Raanta Aanti Rask Tuukka Reimer James Rittich David Rodrigue Olivier Samsonov Ilya Saros Juuse Saville Isaiah Scheel Adam Scmid Akira Scott Ian Shesterkin Igor Skarek Jakub Skinner Stuart Smith Mike Soderblom Arvid Sogaard Mads Sorokin Ilya Subban Malcolm Svedeback Philip Swayman Jeremy Talbot Cam Tarasov Daniil Tendeck David Thompson Logan Ullmark Linus Vanecek Vitek Varlamov Semyon Vasilevskiy Andrei Vejmelka Karel Vladar Daniel Voyazavoi Semyon Wallstedt Jesper Wedgewood Scott Wells Dylan Wolf Dustin Woll Joseph Zhukov Maksim

[eyeshone]

"Not everything needs an answer, Riddler."

Umm.

That's, umm.

What do they say to this?

"So. Why are you doing that, then?"

[mitchbeck]

CANTLON: (SAT) WOLF PACK SHUTOUT SPRINGFIELD

BY: Gerry Cantlon, Howlings HARTFORD, CT - Igor Shesterkin made 36 saves in earning his first North American professional shutout while Phil Di Giusseppe’s second-period goal carried the Hartford Wolf Pack to a 1-0 victory over the visiting Springfield Thunderbirds on Saturday night. Hartford's record is now 4-0-0-1 and they will travel to Binghamton to play the Devils Sunday. Springfield's record falls to 2-4-0-0. Binghamton lost 4-1 to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms in Allentown. As Springfield made their push over the last five minutes looking to knot the game, Shesterkin a rookie only by classification, but an experienced veteran in Russia, showed how he was an on-ice general while controlling the game effectively. Alexsei Heponiemi was stopped. Owen Tippett's shot was also stopped. He took an extra whack and the Wolf Pack went to protect their goalie led by fellow Russian, Vitali Kravtsov. Dominic Toninato had a shot from twenty-feet out with 3:14 left and Tippett was out slightly further. Both were denied. The Pack defense was clearly playing too passively. The Thunderbirds' Blaine Byron had another quality chance denied. Shesterkin saved his best for last. There was a faceoff to Shesterkin's right with about 12 seconds left. With the goalie pulled, veteran Paul Thompson got the puck on the right-wing side. Shesterkin came out calmly and denied the chance with the clock ticking away. “He’s just so calm and composed out there. He makes so many saves out there. We're very confident with him in goal. He has a lot of experience playing at a high level he knows what to do in (pressure) situations,” said head coach, Kris Knoblauch. Di Guiseppe was effusive in his praise of his goalie. “He was solid. That was a Grade-A chance at the end, but he found a way to save it. We have been giving it away (late) too much, but both our goalies have been something. I can’t say enough about (both) them. This is the third game where it’s been like that, but I’d rather be on that end than having to try to score right now.” The Wolf Pack’s first and only goal came as a result of a big save by Shesterkin. Springfield’s Dominic Toninato came in on a left-wing break-in that started at their own blue line and he shot it from the faceoff dot. Shesterkin made a blocker pad save and off that, the Pack flew back on the rush. Filip Chytil took that rebound and moved it off the right-wing half wall with a nice chip past to Blaine Byron and then on to Vinni Lettieri on the right-wing and then into center ice. He caught Di Giuseppe in full stride at center ice. Di Giuseppe broke in and split the defense of Ian McCoshen and Brady Keeper. He went wide on the left-wing side and sent a wrister that goaltender Chris Driedger got a piece of with his glove, but not enough and his second goal of the season went over the goal line at 7:01. “We did well with speed through the neutral zone. Vinni made a good pass on the tape to me. I just skated as fast as I could between those guys and got a bit of lucky break on the shot." The passing had been a topic of conversation over the week. “We have been stressing shorter passes that help bring some more speed. Long passes take time, you're out on island a bit and you don’t have as many options. That helps to create a more dangerous play for you to set-up so you can take advantage on the opposition,” remarked Knoblauch. Another tight-checking first period by the Wolf Pack as shots were spaced out throughout the period. The Wolf Pack had their strongest cycle in the Thunderbirds zone in the final minute of the period as Nick Jones and Vinni Lettieri had two shots apiece. Jones kept his balance and maintained puck possession. He executed a short give-and-go with Vinni Lettieri. He had a strong shot at Driedger, a wrist shot from 15-feet out then followed a stuff attempt from the short side off the rebound. Lettieri on the right-wing had back to back chances in tight rejected. Outshooting Springfield 9-6, the Pack gave Shesterkin the time he needed to see all six shots tossed his way. Rookie rearguard Joey Keane had two strong defensive play tracking and staying with the forward in the Pack defensive part of the ice and won one on one battles for the puck. Part of the challenges on chances was the change in the Wolf Pack with three of the four refurbished with only the fourth line remaining intact. Boo Nieves got two new wingers Steven Fogarty the team captain and Gabriel Fontaine. “We did make changes and the one line we didn’t  (the fourth) played very well and Jones-Gettinger and Newell were solid tonight. We in part changed the lines to find some chemistry for (Vitali) Kravtsoc we need to get him going he needs a playmaking centerman and I thought he played well.” LINES: Nieves-Fogarty-Fontaine Chytil-Lettieri-Di Guiseppe O’Regan-Kravtsov-Beleskey Newell-Jones-Gettinger Lindgren-Raddysh Day-LoVerde Geersten-Keane SCRATCHES: Nick Ebert Ville Meskanen NOTES: A very fast-moving game. Early stoppages in the first, in the 2nd, at 5:18 and the third period at 3:45 were followed. Kravtsov registered his first shot in 12 periods of hockey. Mason Geersten had a strong game. He was a physical presence all game long, battling in front with several Springfield players most notably, Joel Lowery. No news on the Ryan Gropp situation. “That’s being handled at the top now. I’m not involved in that," said Knoblauch. Apparently, Gropp has still not reported. “To the best of my knowledge, no.” WOLF PACK  FAN JERSEY OF THE NIGHT: 28 Richard Scott and a KHL Kunlun (Beijing) Red Star #45 Magnus Hellberg jersey. Rangers drop their third straight in Washington 5-2 and play Vancouver at MSG on Sunday afternoon at 1 pm. UCONN hockey is in the win column with a 5-2 victory over RPI on the road. Read the full article

[usedgenes]

@metuere​​

          “No. I am not going in there!”

[goalhofer]

Last AHL Player To Wear Each Jersey Number: Hartford

1: Charles Williams (2017-18)

2: Marek Mazanec (2017-19)

3: John Gilmour (2016-19)

4: Neal Pionk (2017-18)

5: Ryan Lindgren (2017-present)

6: Dylan McIlrath (4 games 2016)

7: Adam Tambellini (2015-18)

8: Joey Leach (2017-18)

9: Joe Whitney (2017-18)

10: Ryan Dmowski (2019-present)

11: Ryan Gropp (2017-present)

12: Ken Gernander (1997-2005)(retired for Gernander 2005)

13: Chris Langkow (7 games 2018)

14: Brandon Crawley (2017-present)

15: Bobby Butler (2018-present)

16: John Albert (2017-18)

17: Nick Jones (2019-present)

18: Lewis Zerter-Gossage (2019-present)

19: Steven Fogarty (2016-present)

20: Daniel Paille (2015-16)

21: Shawn McBride (2019-present)

22: Darren Raddysh (2019-present)

23: Drew Melanson (2017-18)

24: Cristoval Nieves (2015-present)

25: Dawson Leedahl (2017-present)

26: Tim Gettinger (2018-present)

27: Chris Bigras (2017-19)

28: Lias Andersson (2017-present)

29: Patrick Newell (2019-present)

30: Alexandar Georgiev (2017-19)

31: Brandon Halverson (2016-19)

32: Hubert Labrie (2017-18)

33: Chris Nell (2017-18)

34: Aaron Voros (2011-12)

35: Adam Huska (2019-present)

36: Mats Zuccarello (2010-12)

37: Gabriel Fontaine (2016-present)

38: Dave Scatchard (3 games 2007)

39: Matt Beleskey (2017-present)

40: Scott Stajcer (2013-14)

41: Taylor Beck (16 games 2016)

42: Brendan Smith (11 games 2018)

43: Daniel Catenacci (2016-17)

44: Jason Salvaggio (2017-18)

45: Magnus Hellberg (2015-17)

46: Jordan Owens (2011-12)

47: Vinny Saponari (2014-15)

48: Carl Klingberg (13 games 2015)

49: Garrett Noonan (2017-18)

50: Andreas Jamtin (4 games 2008)

51: Sergey Zborovskiy (2017-18)

52: Never issued

53: Never issued

54: Never issued

55: Ryan Sproul (2017-18)

56: Julien Bruillette (2009-10)

57: Jozef Balej (2004-05)

58: Chris Chappell (2009-10)

59: Jake Elmer (2019-present)

60: Never issued

61: Francois Bouchard (2011-12)

62: Miika Wiikman (2007-10)

63: Matthew Ford (2008-09)

64: Never issued

65: Never issued

66: Never issued

67: Dan DeSalvo (2017-18)

68: Never issued

69: Never issued

70: Shawn St. Amant (2018-present)

71: Daniel Catenacci (2017-18)

72: Filip Chytil (2017-18)

73: Matt Puempel (5 games 2017)

74: Sean Day (2018-present)

75: Scott Gray (2005-06)

76: Never issued

77: Tony DeAngelo (2017-18)

78: Akim Aliu (9 games 2014)

79: John Mitchell (2010-12)

80: Never issued

81: Ville Meskanen (2018-present)

82: Never issued

83: Never issued

84: Tomas Kundratek (2010-12)

85: Never issued

86: Wojciech Wolski (6 games 2011)

87: Donald Brashear (2009-10)

88: Michael Joly (2016-17)

89: Pavel Buchnevich (4 games 2017)

90: Kelsey Tessier (2010-13)

91: Brodie Dupont (2013-14)

92: Shawn O'Donnell (2018-present)

93: Never issued

94: Never issued

95: Vinni Lettieri (2016-present)

96: Robin Kovacs (2016-17)

97: Matt Gilroy (2012-13)

98: Never issued

99: Never issued

[fae-it]

Hello :) Can you make some avatars of Jing Tian, Sandrah Hellberg and maybe Joey King (Frankie Kane/Magenta, Flash) please ? Thank you so much and have a very nice day!

Helloo ! Big request. So, you’ll find 24 with Jing Tian here, 23 with Sandra here, and 9 with Joey as Magenta. Hope you’ll like them ! See you soon <3

[eyeshone]

joey hellberg.

[eyeshone]

Indignant, angry Elmo voice: FUCK!

#EYESHONE. independent writing account for original and canon characters. movies, television shows, and more. written by jordy.

[eyeshone]

Joey volunteered to wash the crate of stolen uniforms; he won't inflict that on Fallon. Half because he doesn't know how to broach the topic yet. He's folding the first finished load on top of the drier cube: police garb, neon-orange workers vests, waitstaff suits, doctor scrubs, so much more. He fantasiders (fantasize + considers) returning to the warehouse wearing one as he folds a bellhop jacket. Unfolds. Refolds. How do you flatly fold a thing with gold, ropey shoulder pads? How is this a sign of regal affluence? It makes your shoulders look like they're bald—a fine and normal thing—and wearing blonde doll wigs made of yarn to unconvincingly hide the fact.

Suddenly, a man is ceilingdiving—repeatedly.

Joey has gotta stop coming to this laundromat.

He rubberneck watches with the same morbid curiosity you'd adopt for a real time, overhead plane crash. There's nothing he can do to stop it. What's that math thing? Eee equals emcee square. That's moving science. Joey doesn't know what the equation means. What goes where and how to use it—like a double sided dildo, it's confusing and a little intimidating and mostly just hurts. This is beyond him. Numbers in math, he got that down, sorta. Then came letters. Why. Now shapes (wrong, he's just an idiot). What's next—colors?

If he commandeered a bed sheet from one of these washers, would it catch the guy or trampoline him the other direction? That's more moving science. Fuhgeddaboudit. Joey can't help. He's not gonna get hurt a third time.

Look, there, he's fine.

That climbing mantle could use some work, though. He needs to stick his elbow up higher. And use his leg.

Joey taps his Garmin watch. "Sorry, pal, I'm on the clock." In so many ways. With a watch like this, boss sees it all. "You know how to fold these?" Joey throws the crumpled up bellhop jacket at him.

HOLES BE UPON YE | @eyeshone

Harnessing the holes is a tricky feat. Just when he thinks he's got a handle on them, some new conundrum arises and he feels like he's in freefall.

In this case, it was literal free fall. Spot yells as he falls from ceiling to floor, ceiling to floor, ceiling to floor, holes placed perfectly parallel to one another in a foolhardy attempt at a grand entrance at the laundromat. Well, he meant to do this at the jewelers two spaces down, but, you know...conundrums.

"Oof!" Fingers finally grip the edge, Spot wheezing as he hoists himself up (a jarring spectacle as his legs are still kicking about in the ceiling). When he finally gets himself out, he rolls over, panting hard as he splays out like a speckled starfish, "Phew! What a workout..."

The largest spot on his face suddenly narrows as he realizes he's being watched.

With a grunt and another scramble of limbs he's up to his full height, hands raised in the defense. "Hey— how long have you— Did you see me falli— Wait, why didn't you help me?"