#*shaking shinra by the lapels* DO YOU PAY HIM??? IS HE EVEN TECHNICALLY AN EMPLOYEE???

[shitpostingkats]

I have so many questions about Cait Sith. He tells the gang that he's a regular 9 to 5 paper pusher and they just. Accept that. Granted this is a universe where Chadley exists so the idea of Shinra hiring a robot is not exactly unusual but also. This is a three foot tall cartoon cat. He can't have been built explicitly for the sake of being a spy because Cissnei recognizes him, implying Cait Sith is just like??? A known thing? He's got seniority at the golden saucer second only to Dio, so he presumably has been working there for at least several months. Did Reeve just build his little fursona cat son and set him up with a nice job and everyone in the company knows about this?

Also the fact that he's a robot and literally everyone in the party knows this and at one point we straight up accuse him of being a listening device and his only argument is "I am way too cute and tiny to be a spy. Look at me. I'm just a little guy."

And everyone is like "Shit. He got us there."