#*verbally keyboard smashing*

[masked-artist-xp]

Hdoebekrb SHIP ARTTTTT!!!

Cuteee cuddlessss

THEN BADASSERY!! (dunno if accurate but cool anyway XP)

NDOWBFOEBOQNROWBDKWBORND XDDDD

Averse belongs to @a-v-j

Nyxy belongs to @nyxus-nyx-2 / @nyxus-nyx

Experimenting with a new only pencil style since I do like it a lot and quite a few of the artist that I follow that do traditional art do this and it always looks SO COOL- so I'm trying it and so far so good :)))

[stormbreaker-290]

boutta make you explode with homosexuality with my tired brain thoughts

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Being held by Malware when he has all those extra hands and sooooo many places to put them and so many little things he could do with them

Gently hold your face with the uppermost pair and play with your hair, letting his claws comb through it and gently boop your nose with his thumb.

The middle set carefully holding you around the torso, kneading into your back and being careful of his claws because he knows how fragile the human body is and how easy his claws could slice your skin apart.

The lowest set resting on your legs, just there and gently holding you close to him

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Anyway :3

[reallyrandomtj]

Kaveh:

"STOP. KICKING DOWN DOORS?!?!"

Alhaitham ( HERE in the comments ): "Stop slamming doors."

Kaveh:

"ALHAITHAM! .... WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!"

( BRB. Laughing at how easily Alhaitham - @dhabibi - can UNO reverse things back onto Kaveh that just EMBARRASSSES him )

[fruityfroggy]

The way I just…make what I can only describe as crinkling noises as a response

…To seeing a hot/cute person

Is a bit concerning I must say

[secret-secret-secrets]

Omg. Literally why do lee moods even exist (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[caffeiiine]

roblox horror games are something else sobs

[theyluvxhellokitty]

Dates that I wanna do with someone some day

Going to the shopping centre and playing hide and seek in the clothing racks

Movie nights where you just sit there but are mostly admiring each other instead of the actual movie

Bookstore dates. Just grabbing books and flipping open a page, reading it out loud to the other knowing the other won't judge and them just staring at you in awe because you're the best thing that's ever happened to them and AHHHH

Study dates in which you tried to do homework but just end up talking and giggling about things and people. Or you wasn't going to study at all and just laid the books out to pretend and are so happy

Reading at home with intertwined limbs and just absently mindedly cuddling and idly talking and because you're both so in LOVE

Theme parks or amusement parks and the cliche ferris wheel kiss

Going to the park and playing childish games and floor is lava

Baking together and ending up in disaster or not because you had fun and something edible came out and you were together which makes everything better

I'll try writing scenes like this when it's not 12pm. Bye loves <3

[brightlotusmoon]

@remmushound

I was making doodles and...it somehow turned into a mini story about Mikey learning how to cook??? What the...?

Also, Donnie, sweetie, don't be dramatic, I saw you eating that creepy pizza thing, so you can eat your brother's soup!

[jinwoosbabyboo]

I have a silly thought that I would like to share with you. Sometimes, I make random noises as a sort of verbal keysmash. Wouldn't it be funny if the verbal keysmashes were somehow Lemurian swear words? Or an old Philos curse?

Gibberish … Maybe?

How I imagine the LADS men reacting to you accidentally saying something in another language. Whole time you just made a random noise and have no clue what they’re even talking about. A/N: Imagine saying "manamana doot dee de dee tee" and they think you just cursed them out in a different language

Zayne

Doorways and staircases really suck sometimes because why did you completely forget what you came in the kitchen for as soon as you walked through the cased opening. You stood there dumbfounded and made a random noise which you could only refer to as a ‘verbal keyboard smash’

Zayne: Where did you learn that? MC: Learn what? Zayne: You just said ‘Forevermore’ in latin MC: I literally made the most random noise my brain could think of Zayne: That was latin clear as day MC: How the hell do you know latin? Zayne: I studied it MC: Why? Zayne: Why not?

From then on Zayne sends you random quotes in latin just to see if you can tell what they say. You keep telling him you never learned latin and have no clue what he’s talking about. After months of him teaching you bits of latin you two have your own little secret language now.

Rafayel

Your brain must've stopped working for a second because here you are opening the oven with your left hand and reaching in with your right hand. The problem? The oven mitt is on your left hand. Just as the tip of your finger is about to hit the edge of that scalding hot cookie sheet you pull your hand back making the most random shocked noise.

Rafayel: What did you just call me? MC: What are you talking about? Rafayel: You just basically called me a barnacle muncher in glubbanese MC: Glubba what?! Rafayel: Who taught you that? MC: Nobody taught me anything what in the blue fuck are you talking about? Rafayel: Are you seeing other Lemurians? MC: I made a random noise Raf get outta my ear with all this

You turned to pull your baked goods out of the oven and set them on the stove. You quickly turned the oven off before turning back to him.

MC: Also aren’t you the only Lemurian left Rafayel: Me and my aunt Talia … wait!

He grips you by the shoulders

Rafayel: Was it her?! I knew it! I'll be back MC: NO! I-

You didn’t get the chance to finish your sentence as he turned on his heels and made a beeline for the front door. You try to stop him from storming out the door, but he was too fast. You stare at the door dumbfounded because you still have no clue what the actual fuck glubbanese is.

Xavier

Xavier was the perfect body pillow to lean against while you read a book. Perhaps you were a little too immersed in your book because when the major plot twist came the most unintelligible string of gibberish came out of your mouth. You felt Xavier stiffen behind you which broke you immersion.

MC: What's wrong? Xavier: Why did you say that? MC: Say what? Xavier: You just said something rather strange in Philosian MC: I said what in philosophy? Xavier: I’d rather not repeat it MC: Xav I literally just made a random noise Xavier: Well that random noise is ‘hairy anus’ in philosian MC: WHAT???

You sat up so fast you somehow managed to fall off the couch hitting your elbow on the coffee table. Xavier pulled you back onto the couch checking to make sure you were okay before you notice the grin he’s trying to hold back. He finds this whole thing hilarious.

MC: Stop laughing! Xavier: I should’ve known you didn’t mean to say that MC: I didn’t say anything I made a random noise Xavier: I’m sure you’ll be more careful next time MC: If Philosian sounds like random throat noises then yea I guess I'll be more careful

Sylus

You were laying on the plush couch in Sylus’ study while he was taking a few business calls. He said he would be done soon however the boredom was getting to you. With absolutely zero thought you blurted out a random noise. You didn’t think much of it until you looked over and saw Sylus starring at you; his brows furrowed and his head cocked. You sat up confused on why he was looking at you as if you’d just called him a no neck bitch or something.

Sylus: Where did you learn that? And when? MC: Learn what? Sylus: You just tried to curse me MC: I didn’t do anything…… Sylus: That was a curse in ancient Philosian MC: That was random gibberish Sylus: …. MC: Fix your face Sylus: Trying to get rid of me sweetie? MC: I’m not trying to do anything! Sylus: Unfortunately for you those curses don’t work on me you’ll have to try something else MC: What in the blue hell do you mean ‘try something else’ I didn’t try anything in the first place!

Ever since you supposedly tried to curse him in a language you’d never heard of he’s constantly teasing you. He checks in from time to time to see if you’ve taught yourself any new spells and you tell him the same thing every time.

MC: Sylus it was a random noise Sylus: Keep telling yourself that Sorceress

[aydien677]

Incorrect Quotes #3

Lucifer: "Mc, must you hold my hand while I work?"

Mc: *plops themself in Lucifer's lap* "Must you be so sexy??

Lucifer: *verbal keyboard smash*

Satan: *standing in Lucifer's office because Mc taught him a new trick* "Dad, dad, dad, I want a book, can I go pet the cats, Daaaaaaaad"

Lucifer: *doesn't know if he should be annoyed or grateful that Mc's plan to get Satan to call him "dad" actually worked*

Mc: "I hate you"

Mephistopheles: "The fuck did I even do??"

Mc: "you were born."

*Levi and Mc were playing An off brand version of Overwatch because fuck Blizzard*

Mc: *to some fuck in the chat* "Listen here you piece of shit, the only reason you're dad left is because I gave him a child he actually loves"

Levi: "Should I be scared or impressed??"

Solomon: *exists*

The bros: "Shady Mfkr."

Masterlist

[noodles-07]

ME??? ME IN THE DOCTOR WHO SILLY TEXTPOSTS???? LOSING MY SHIT

[a-tato-box]

if you hear a voice in your head that sounds like someone verbally keyboard smashing and then crying about the doomed twins thats me btw. im communicating telepathically

mildly concerned and severely unnerved by this, in a good way... i think! 🧡 do you need to predial a number to send telepathic messages, or is thinking really hard about "tato-box on tumblr" enough?

[postrzal-z-biodra-sfth-pl]

Guessing Games

Over at Shirley's blog @sfthvnfanpage there was an ask today about translating guessing games, so I want to do a detailed break down of games in WEBB, Bugs Bunny, Lion King and one Patreon livestream. The whole ass essay is below, warning: it's fucking long.

WEBB: The two things that needed transcreation (not translating word-for-word but making up riddles that actually make sense in Polish and somewhat convey the original message) were the 'fucking tories' clue and the 'ageist, too' clue. As a slight reminder, AJ had to guess a marmite factory explosion and the HS2 high speed railway. Now, some polish vocab: factory - fabryka, IPA: [ˈfabrɨka] old hag - starucha, IPA [staˈruxa] to be mad - jest zła, IPA [jɛst zwa]

Now, the 'fucking tories' would make no sense in the context of a /fabryka/, because translated to Polish it's 'jebani torysi'. So, we had to get creative:

Now, I will teach you a cultural/historical/musical lesson. There is a song in Polish called "Mydełko Fa'', literally "Fa Soap". It was written as a parody of the old Fa soap ads that were playing on Polish tv back in the communist times, because those Fa ads were hyper-sexualized and campy as fuck, so the writer and the singer came up with a song that's on a surface level about the soap, but it's full of gross sexual innuendos and objectifying women. The song became so popular that no one remembers it was originally meant as a parody. Now, prepare yourself, because the experience you are about to have I can only describe as spiritual (some mild nudity is present):

Yeah, now imagine Boris fucking Johnson in a bathtub with a bar of soap happily singing away. Okay, next!

The next thing AJ had to guess was HS2. The final clue from Luke was "ageist, too" which sounds like HS2. If we translate it literally, it would be... actually, no idea lol we don't really have a word for 'ageism', we would say something like 'dyskryminacja ze względu na wiek' which means 'discrimination on the basis of age'. Not ideal. So, again, a creative solution had to be made:

Credit goes to my teammate Jana for this superb transcreation! BUGS BUNNY: vocab: dollars - colloquially known as 'baksy', IPA: [ba'ksɨ] cry-baby - beksa [bɛ'ksa]

fuel tank - bak [bak]

convinced - przekonany, IPA: [pʃɛˈkɔ̃nanɨ] Przemek vel Przemo - a name lol dog - pies, IPA: [pʲjɛs] had been dying painfully - konał, IPA [konaw] The words AJ struggled with here was 'Bugs', because he completely forgot the name of the character. The way Sam dealt with it was by picking up ants and millipedes and stuff, you know, bugs. Doesn't work in Polish - 'bugs' is 'robaki'. Then Sam said AJ was really 'annoying him', as in, bugging him. Doesn't work in Polish either - 'bugging someone' is 'wkurzać kogoś'. Then Luke said their flat is under surveillence, i.e. 'bugged'. Doesn't work - 'bugged' would be 'pod podsłuchem'. The device used to listen to people is called 'pluskwa', which is also a kind of cockroach, which kinda references the bugs, but it won't help you with Buggs Bunny. So:

Now, the second things was that Luke was convinced he is tall. In English, Vince the con was coming to the party. It wouldn't work in Polish, since Vince the con would be "Vince z więźnia" or 'więzień Vince'. So:

I wanted to include the Lion King party quirks game, but Sam is too good at this game and didn't need any verbal cues :p Credits go to MadelLyn! She also told me to tell you that translating guessing games is really fun! BOSTON TEA PARTY (Patreon, 3rd August show1)

AJ had to guess the process of transforming into a butterfly and he had to guess the Boston Tea Party. For the first one, Sam mimed petting a cat - caterpillar. Doesn't work in Polish, since 'cat' is 'kot' and caterpillar is 'gąsienica' (yes, that is a real word. No, that is not a keyboard smash, stroke or my cat walking on my keyboard. Be happy it's not worm, because worm is 'dżdżownica'). That was quite easy though, because a goose is called 'gąska', which is similar enough to 'gąsienica' to be immediately recognizable. However, The Boston Tea Party took a... ton of thought into it. The Boston Tea Party in Polish is 'Herbatka Bostońska', so we dropped the 'party' bit from the name. Originally, Sam and Luke clued AJ in by saying 'boss', but in Polish it's 'szef', so no bueno.

Enter: A Bosch washing machine.

Credits for this one go to me lol

There you have it! Also, pinging @very-confused-alpaca because they sent the og question to Shirley and they might be interested in this :p

[astrafire]

"nO- pfft-"

"no what? come on!"

"no, i'm not- ticklish- hhh-"

"you seem quite so to me :3"

*audible verbal keyboard smashing*

"uh huh."

[tokuvivor]

So kinda like this?

Webby: No words that come from Lena's lips could EVER be dumb!!

Violet: Webbigail in a suit.

Lena: ffffasddsfg

Violet: That was not even a word.

Webby: BUT it was the most lovely death rattle I've ever heard....

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

What are your top fave Percabeth moments (as many as you want). 😄😄

Hiii @emilia9622 👋! thanks for the ask!

oooh I like this question 😆 so here are my fav percabeth moments in the order of the books. also disclaimer: some really popular loved moments may not be here, but thats just because I wanted to focus on my favourite underrated moments. don't attack me!

the whole arc of their developing friendship in TLT

when percy mentioned that he and annabeth did dishes in som together and talked dirt about the new camp counsellor guy (who was he?) it really shows their friendship and their combined sass, and I want to hear that conversation in the show.

"you're a genius" (my delusional trait is thinking that annabeth heard it and no one will convince me annabeth didn't hear it)

slow dance at the end of ttc and all the scenes before that!! (I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT ON SCREEN IT WILL BE MAGICAL)

another underrated cute moment from ttc: annabeth looking at percy gratefully after he saves her and him looking away shyly. I just think it's cute

"if i had to choose someone to re-attach my head, I'd pick you" he really thought he was doing something 😭 and annabeth FELL FOR IT SO GOOD, i cackle each time I remember it.

the second half of the staff of hermes is percabeth perfection. Paris date paris date paris date paris date ahhhhh

underrated moment in tlo: when annabeth almost fell into a hole and percy pulls her up and they just hold each other for one sec before percy does the verbal equivalent of a keyboard smash and then grover and thalia being like "GUYS LETS GOOO WE HAVE A WAR TO WAR👏" it's one of my favourites of all time. it's tartarus (good ending). it's the prequel to tartarus.

Giving up immortality 🥹

annabeth keeping count of the time they were searching for percy

the stables scene

the whole of son of neptune

the whole of house of hades

"THE RIVALRY ENDS HERE. I LOVE YOU WISE GIRL" THE BEST PERCABETH MOMENT EVER IN MY MIND, ITS SO SYMBOLIC AT THE SAME TIME ITS SO HILARIOUS IN A SPICY WAY UGHHHH

KARAOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

annabeth reassuring percy that he would make a great older stepbrother, pushing away all the traumas she had from her experience as a stepsister. ughhh I love her <3333

the last chapter of cotg