#... now I'm thinking about it for tfone angst—

[transingthoseformers]

Thought: how do you think Megs is on sedatives? Bc I think it'd be funny if he was the type to be Uuber Clingy To Whoever and just, professing how much he loves whoever happens to be with him at the time, only to never bring it up again (until the next time he gets hurt badly enough to require sedatives).

Brought to you by the someone who got super loopy on the wisdom tooth gas stuff and now needs to project it onto Megs for comedy purposes

aughh I was so worried about that when I had my wisdom teeth out, but from what I know I just got super tired and drowsy the entire time (though I DID ask them if it was gonna make me goofy beforehand—)

I feel like it's one of those things that varies from continuity to continuity

But this would be very funny if it's the true reason why tfp Megatron refused anesthesia and painkillers for the arm transplant gzsggsgs

This could also be very sweet for Earthspark🥺

[yume-writes]

Yume, Have you watched transformers one? I won't be sending questions yet based on Blue Rouge arc if you haven't watched Transformers One. It's So Good! I won't spoil it if you haven't watched it, HIGHLY Recommend it! Because I'm going to Ask based on TFone x Metal card bots. Sorry no angst fic or scenario yet. I'll continue on the Blue Rouge arc after this though.

This will be based on Primus' Spite Child™ for now, I'll continue yapping on Blue Rouge after Transformers one and this one.

Before the Big Reveal, Heavy Iron oftentimes muttered in Cybertronian every day when he's angry, mad or annoyed from other antics. He's aware of what they mean yet at the same time unknowingly where it came from. For example; During His fight with Black Hook, against each other as Heavy Iron tries to get the Star crown from him. Now during these fights, they would curse out on each other all the time, but during this one whoever. Heavy Iron Would Yell at Black Hook into these phrases; "Oh So you Really think that you're strong Huh? you Son of a Pistol licker! Yeah, try and beat me up with that FLAT Skid Plate of yours. Did primus forget to de-frag your hard drive? I bet he did, Frag Face!"

Now, Normally Black Hook would by his statement get angry and try to mock him back, but He's just confused. In his Mind: "Who's Primus? And what's a skid plate? What does de-frag even mean???" Whoever, before he could respond. Heavy Iron Punched him hard, knocked him up and managed to steal the Star crown from his grasp and the rest is History...

Now imagine if he still does it to this day and No Humans or Metal Cardbots are even aware what he's talking about nor bother questioning it unless they want to anger or annoy him Heavy Iron. Shadow X and Black Hook specifically would try to Annoy him saying these aren't real words or how unoriginal your insults were despite being oblivious that those said "Words" are actually (RUTHLESS INSULTS THAT NO CYBERTRONIAN WOULD WANT TO HEAR THEM, NOT EVEN BY DECEPTICONS STANDARDS AT THAT). They all thought they were Random phrases based on machines on earth and Heavy Iron made that weird language up as out of touch insults because they aren't any anymore on earth standards that is...

Until they met Autobots tho...

Primus' Spite Child.™

Hello Hkgc!! I have watched Transformers one, it's actually what got me into Transformers!! The movie was so good that if there isn't a sequel I will riot!!!

Also I find it funny how Heavy Iron knows so much cybertronian swears. He may not know where they come from, but, by Deus Machina, is he going to use them. It has the added bonus of making his opponent confused. They know he's insulting them, but they don't know in what way

Since Black Hook and Heavy Iron have known each other for a long time, Black Hook probably has picked up on what some of them mean. Just because Heavy Iron insults him with them so much. He even once threw one back at Heavy Iron and the look on his face makes him laugh anytime he remembers it

For such a long time all the cardbots believe that these were just made up insults Heavy Iron created for some reason, which is why they are shocked when Optimus berates him for using those swears. You mean those are real?!

And if you think he'll stop using them just because he's using swears not even cons would like to hear, you'd be wrong. He's using them more now that he knows that

[cass-phoenix]

2024 Writing Roundup

Tagged by @remedyturtles Thank you, cherie!

Words Posted: 200,698! It was a big year, and I didn't even do that great during Nano. That makes me happy that I was able to write so much. I'm also not counting my original works in that.

Additional Word Count: 100,052 .....what. What. What?!

Fandoms: Some original stuff, ROTTMNT, 2012 TMNT, Arcane, TFP, and TFOne!

Highest Kudos + Highest Hit One-Shot: Faults, Follies, and Fixes! That one makes sense. I wrote it earliest in the year, so it had plenty of time to accumulate love. It sits at 294 kudos and 1,781 hits. Pretty cool!

New Things I Tried: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPRINTING?! SET A TIMER AND WRITE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DURING THE ALLOTTED TIME MOST OF MY WORD COUNT WAS DONE WHILE SPRINTING I LOVE SPRINTING LET ME SPRINT MORE CHIEF My friends have referred to sprinting as my "life blood". Oh, also I go by Dray now.

Fic I Spent The Most Time On: Honestly? Ummm, not counting Shredder's Vendetta because that is a multi-year project, but probably Anywhere Just Not Home! I started developing it early in 2024/later in 2023, and it's become one of my favourites.

Fic I Spent The Least Time On: Violet Is The Colour Of Grief. Wrote that bad boy in probably thirty minutes.

Favourite Thing I Wrote: This is kind of a tie. Right now, the closest one I've got is I've Got You Under My Skin. That was a labor of love with one of my best friends, @pickledcarrotsandradish and beta'd by @mackself. It took me over for a full month, combing through it, making it perfect, rereading it over and over and over. The second one is a lot less cool, but it's Trample the Weak. It just made me happy to do.

Favourite Thing(s) I Read: So many. So, so many. I've narrowed it down to the ones I remember vividly.

firefight by remrose Obviously. By the way it auto-capitalized remrose which proves just how much I yell their name.

Oh, If My Engine Works Perfectly On Empty by Bemmiecake Wishing Bemmiecake all the best in their recovery... One time they commented on one of my stories and I felt like I had ascended as high as I could.

Minus One by carrot_top_munk What can I say but what the frag??? This changed me forever. So what if I cried?!

Waste Report by Caubool Another one that left me a sobbing mess on the floor begging for redemption and love and why would they write that

the soft animal of your body by taizi I am staring respectfully. I've reread it half a billion times. I love the concept so much and I need more from that universe.

Fight or Flight by pickledcarrotsandradish SO I'M BIASED WHAT ABOUT IT, IT'S A FIC FOR ME ABOUT TEAM A! MY FAVOURITE TEAM! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, NOT INCLUDE IT?! Also, Radish, you don't have a pfp on AO3 and it threw me when I was copying the link for your username. /lh /t

Frigid Sliders and Flaming Feet by orchardkeeper This one is underrated. So underrated I might just cry and throw up. Everyone, read it, pLEASE it's so good it's got a hypothermia Leo or a Hypothermeo as I like to call him! It's so good. It's so good. Oh also Leo has depression did I mention that bit?!

Say Something True by Dandy So funny story. I named myself Cassandra, and only afterwards did I learn about the prophetess' curse. Every so often I'm reminded of the inherent angst tied to the name. This fic reminds me of it OFTEN mostly because I reread it like crazy.

like_theletter So I know I'm supposed to recommend fics here. But I don't want to copy the link for every single one of his fics. So I recommend this author. I came to a section in my bookmarks that was just a wall of L's stories. I love him so much. Don't tell him but I think he's my favourite author.

helpless by splinnters Almost every One-Shot I read leaves me begging for more. This one is no exception. In fact, it's top of the food chain. How dare they just END it there I need MORE

Writing Goals for 2025: Oh, we're doing goals? Then 500,000 words. I bet I could make it. It'd suck, but I bet I could make it.

New Works: Promises, Priorities and Protocols. (Someone who wasn't even in the TF fandom told me they want to read this one because of the snippets I've sent in the sprinting channel. I'm so excited to write more, but I got stuck.) A Matter Of Silence. Playing Favourites. What's In A Name. Incessant Buzzing. Honey Hunt. Entomology Mount. Names are all subject to change, but if you're in the TF fandom, I bet you know immediately what character is my favourite.

Tagging: @griffin-stone, @pickledcarrotsandradish, @mackself, @orchard-keeper

[crystals-cafe]

Requests: Open

Series I will write for: G1, Victory, Unicron Trilogy, RID01, Animated, Bayverse, Cyberverse, TfOne and Skybound.

You can be detailed with the reader insert, just make sure that there's enough for me to write about.

For now the character limit per request is 7. Feel free to send the request again for a different set of cast members.

While I will write human readers, I prefer Cybertronian ones, and if you do not give me a gender I will most likely use she/her pronouns.

One last thing before my rules, I'm usually not interested in writing romance so I'll let you know when I am, otherwise romantic asks will be deleted.

What I will write:

• Headcanons and scenarios

• Fluff, angst, familial and platonic

• Mental illnesses. I was interested in reading these a while back, so I will do my research before writing it.

What I will not write:

• Anything NSFW

• Torture (it can be implied)

I am interested in Cookie Run, but I don't think I have enough knowledge on either games to actually write about them.