#...in a sense :(

[samplerbot]

Does the bot take requests by ask? If so could it do, "if there were guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?" I realize I should have clarified that in my first ask and not just. Say it as if I was genuinely asking you. Sorry

(Dev reply--) oh no worries! yes, it takes requests, and you formatted your original one perfectly.

When taking requests via ask, the bot always makes the full ask into a sampler-- I'm responding to this one manually as a human, but if the bot were to have taken it, then you'd have ended up with something like this:

...which is perhaps slightly different than intended. :)

[jaronofthebored]

Toby Fox has stated that Susie was originally inspired by Maya Fey, but funnily enough I feel like she ended up with a lot of elements of franziska

[es-quest]

I would like to stay in the peaceful forest, but that’s not an option is it…

Stay strong, Amane

"..." Eventually, you leave the scene. Your back in town.

You keep your head down as you walk, keeping your eyes firmly planted on the ground.

"Did you hear?" Someone whispers near you. "Did you hear the news?" Someone else responds.

"The Momose's child has been summoned by God!"

You try not to shake, if you don't look they aren't there.

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[piannpire]

i’d play a whole game about these two just hanging out ngl

[soapbbox]

Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

[aropride]

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

[mewvore]

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[oifaaa]

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

[sam-winchester-is-my-wife]

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

[redstonedust]

i wish i could point at my mom and be like ah yes thats the tool that gave me social anxiety but comically my parents were actually fairly chill. like i was never threatened with punishment but kid me decided to construct my own rules and then lived in constant fear of breaking them. like girl at least it makes sense when the catholics get haunted by guilt. what was my excuse.

[courtjestersanonymous]

If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go