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Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 6, page 6017-6921

KARKAT: WHO???

TEREZI: YOU KNOW...

TEREZI: VR1SK4S 4NC3STOR?

TEREZI: TH3 FR13NDLY ON3 WHO T3LLS LONG STOR13S

KARKAT: OH YEAH.

KARKAT: HER.

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T KEEP ALL THESE GHOST NAMES STRAIGHT.

KARKAT: FLIPTUNA? MEOWLIN...

KARKAT: WASN'T THERE A CARLOS?

KARKAT: FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

KARKAT: WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHE WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT...

KARKAT: WHATEVER, THIS ISN'T THE POINT.

KARKAT: ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT MY INTERACTIONS WITH THE SERKET GIRL WAS GETTING CORNERED INTO THESE LUDICROUS MONOLOGUES, THEN RACKING MY BRAIN FOR EXCUSES TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

TEREZI: Y34H W3LL

TEREZI: 1 W4S 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 T4CTFUL TH4N YOU 4ND 4CTU4LLY L1ST3N3D

TEREZI: 4ND L3T H3R T4LK M3 1NTO SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULDNT H4V3 >:[

KARKAT: SO SHE WAS JUST LIKE

KARKAT: *POOF!*

KARKAT: AND SUDDENLY YOUR EYES WERE BETTER?

TEREZI: Y3S

KARKAT: WHAT IS SHE, SOME SORT OF MAGIC FAIRY??

TEREZI: UM. Y3S?

TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF L1T3R4LLY WH4T SH3 1S

KARKAT: OH

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I GUESS HER STORY CHECKS OUT THEN.

KARKAT: GOOD FOR HER.

KARKAT: BUT THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU TEREZI. I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK YOU EVEN WANTED YOUR EYESIGHT BACK?

KARKAT: I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE AS CHUFFED ABOUT HER OWN DISABILITY AS YOU. I WAS ALWAYS UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU FELT LIKE IT WAS A BIG PART OF WHO YOU ARE?

TEREZI: 1T W4S!!!

TEREZI: TH3 MOM3NT SH3 H34L3D M3 1 KN3W 1 M4D3 4 T3RR1BL3 M1ST4K3

TEREZI: BUT 1 COULDNT T4K3 1T B4CK

TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT 4BOUT 1T

TEREZI: L1K3 JUST BL1ND1NG MYS3LF 4G41N 4ND PR3T3ND1NG 1T N3V3R H4PP3N3D

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 3V3N TH3 W4Y 1T H4PP3N3D OR1G1N4LLY W4S SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L TO M3

TEREZI: 1 C4NT DUPL1C4T3 TH4T

TEREZI: 4ND 3V3N 1F 1 COULD 1T ST1LL WOULDNT B3 TH3 S4M3

TEREZI: 1 C4NT S33M TO FORG1V3 MYS3LF FOR B31NG SO STUP1D

TEREZI: FOR SOM3 R34SON 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 TO T4K3 TH3 ONLY COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF 4ND "F1X" 1T

TEREZI: WH4T W4S 1 TH1NK1NG?

KARKAT: WHOA WHOA

KARKAT: THE *ONLY* COOL THING ABOUT YOU?

KARKAT: TEREZI. I WANT TO BE UNDERSTANDING, BUT I CAN'T GET BEHIND SOME OF THE SHIT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT YOURSELF HERE.

KARKAT: WHAT MADE YOU START UNRAVELING LIKE THIS?

TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1T W4S WH3N W3 ST4RT3D M33T1NG OUR 4NC3STORS

TEREZI: 4ND 1 THOUGHT TH3Y W3R3 4LL COOL3R 4ND OLD3R 4ND MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG TH4N US

TEREZI: 3V3N THOUGH TH3Y PROB4BLY W3R3NT?

TEREZI: TH3Y H4D 4 LOT OF PROBL3MS 4ND 1NS3CUR1T13S TOO

TEREZI: BUT 1 GU3SS TH3 K1ND TH4T OLD3R K1DS H4V3, 4ND WH3N YOUR3 YOUNG3R YOU DONT R34LLY R3COGN1Z3 TH3M 4S PROBL3MS

TEREZI: YOU LOOK 4T THOS3 TH1NGS 4S JUST P4RT OF WH4T 1TS L1K3 B31NG SOM3ON3 WHOS MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG 4ND GROWN UP TH4N YOU

TEREZI: M4YB3 S1NC3 1M NOT 4S YOUNG 4NYMOR3 1 GU3SS 1 C4N S33 TH4T NOW

TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S STUP1DLY 4W3STRUCK BY SOM3 P3OPL3 WHO W3R3 NOT SO 1MPR3SS1V3 1N R3TROSP3CT 4ND 1 M4D3 4 DUMB M1ST4K3

KARKAT: WAIT. WE MET ALL THOSE PEOPLE LIKE...

KARKAT: KIND OF A LONG TIME AGO?

KARKAT: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS FROM EVERYONE?

TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW

TEREZI: 4 Y34R OR SOM3TH1NG?

TEREZI: 4ND 1 W4SNT H1D1NG 1T

TEREZI: 1 JUST D1DNT T3LL 4NYBODY

KARKAT: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HIDING IT MEANS.

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: YOU USU4LLY C4NT S33 MY 3Y3S 4NYW4Y!

TEREZI: C4US3 OF MY GL4SS3S?? DUH

KARKAT: I KNOW, BUT NOT TELLING ANYBODY THAT IS STILL BEING POINTLESSLY SECRETIVE!

KARKAT: YOU COULD HAVE SAID, HEY KARKAT, I FUCKED UP AND NOW I CAN SEE AGAIN. MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS SO I DON'T GO INTO A TRAGIC DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND MAKE YOU WORRY ABOUT ME FOR NO REASON!

TEREZI: 1M SORRY!

TEREZI: 1 SHOULD H4V3

TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S SO 4SH4M3D

KARKAT: AND WHAT ABOUT THIS CLANDESTINE BLACKROM NONSENSE YOU'VE GOT GOING ON WITH GAMZEE?

TEREZI: WH4T?

KARKAT: HAVE YOU BEEN DATING HIM FOR JUST AS LONG?

KARKAT: WAS HE INVOLVED IN THAT DECISION??

KARKAT: LIKE, DID HE HELP TALK YOU INTO HEALING YOUR EYES OR SOMETHING?!

TEREZI: HOW D1D YOU KNOW W3 W3R3 D4T1NG!

TEREZI: D1D H3 T3LL YOU?

KARKAT: OH MY GOD. TEREZI, YOU ARE A FUCKING CATASTROPHE.

KARKAT: YOU USED TO BE LIKE, CUNNING? AND CONSIDERABLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ME, WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING.

KARKAT: BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. EVEN IF I DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF, WHICH I *DID* BECAUSE IT WAS *OBVIOUS*, YOU ARE UP HERE ON THE ROOF LYING UNCONSCIOUS IN A PILE OF HONK HORNS AND FAYGO BOTTLES.

KARKAT: I AM NOT A MASTER OF DEDUCTION, BUT UNLESS YOU WERE RECENTLY STOMPED ON BY SOME SORT OF GOLEM COMPOSED OF GARBAGE FROM A CIRCUS, IT SEEMS FAIR TO SAY YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DOWN WITH THE CLOWN.

TEREZI: UUUGH

TEREZI: OK

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: 1TS TRU3 >:o[

KARKAT: WELL? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT.

TEREZI: 1 COULDNT G3T UP TH3 N3RV3 TO T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH4T 31TH3R

TEREZI: 1N 4 W4Y, 1M 3V3N MOR3 D1SGUST3D W1TH MYS3LF FOR D4T1NG TH4T 4SSHOL3 TH4N 1 4M FOR H34L1NG MY 3Y3S

KARKAT: THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT!

TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW!

TEREZI: 1 C4NT BR1NG MYS3LF TO STOP S331NG H1M

TEREZI: 3V3RY T1M3 1 TH1NK 1 C4NT STOM4CH TH3 S1GHT OF H1S UGLY F4C3 FOR 4NOTH3R S3COND

TEREZI: H3 PULLS M3 B4CK 1N

TEREZI: H3 1S JUST

TEREZI: SO

TEREZI: 4444WFUL

TEREZI: H3 4LW4YS KNOWS 3X4CTLY WH4T TO S4Y TO P1SS M3 OFF

TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG H3 DO3S

TEREZI: H1S F4K3 GOD T13R SU1T, H1S SMUG 3XPR3SS1ON, TH3 DUMB4SS W4YS H3 BUTCH3RS H1S S3NT3NC3S

TEREZI: S4Y1NG SH1T L1K3 '4LL G3TT1NG UP 4T H1S MOTH3R FUCK1N HONK ON', 444444RGH!

TEREZI: 1 H4T3 1T SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEREZI: BUT 1 K33P COM1NG B4CK FOR MOR3

TEREZI: H3S L1K3 4 DRUG!

TEREZI: 3V3N MOR3 4DD1CT1V3 TH4N TH1S...

TEREZI: R3VOLT1NG SOD4 1 C4NT STOP DR1NK1NG

TEREZI: 1V3 H4D SO MUCH F4YGO 1 C4NT 3V3N T4ST3 TH3 COLOR 4NYMOR3 >:[

TEREZI: 1 JUST T4ST3 TH3 SUG4R 4ND TH3 BUBBL3S 4ND TH3 4WFUL FL4VOR 1T L34V3S B3H1ND, WH1CH JUST M4K3S M3 DR1NK MOR3 TO W4SH 1T 4W4Y

TEREZI: UNT1L 1 F33L SO N4STY 1 H4V3 TO T4K3 4 LONG SOD4 N4P, BUT 1 W4K3 UP LO4TH1NG MYS3LF 3V3N MOR3

TEREZI: SO 1 JUST R34CH FOR 4NOTH3R BOTTL3

TEREZI: 1T 1S TRULY...

TEREZI: TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1R

TEREZI: *SOB*

KARKAT: TEREZI...

TEREZI: 1 W4NT H1M TO B3 OUT OF MY L1F3

TEREZI: H3 1S TH3 WORST TH1NG TH4TS 3V3R H4PP3N3D TO M3

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 1 GU3SS YOU C4NT H3LP WHO YOU H4T3

KARKAT: THIS IS KILLING ME, HEARING THIS.

KARKAT: I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY EYEBALLS FROM THIS STORY.

KARKAT: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???

KARKAT: I'VE GOT TO SAY, I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. IF YOU TOLD ME SWEEPS AGO YOU AND HE...

KARKAT: I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. LIKE IF THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL THERE, I SURE AS FUCK DIDN'T READ IT.

TEREZI: Y34H, 1T SNUCK UP ON M3

TEREZI: 1T D1DNT H3LP TH4T H3 T3RROR1Z3D US WH3N W3 W3R3 H1D1NG FROM J4CK

TEREZI: R1GHT UND3R MY NOS3 TOO

TEREZI: SOM3HOW 1 D1DNT PUT TH3 P13C3S TOG3TH3R 4T TH3 T1M3 4ND L3T H1M G3T 4W4Y W1TH MURD3R

TEREZI: 4ND GR4DU4LLY 1 ST4RT3D H4V1NG TH3S3 UNCONTROLL4BL3 THOUGHTS 4BOUT H1M

TEREZI: D4RK THOUGHTS

TEREZI: 4ND WH3N 1 WOULD C4TCH 4 WH1FF OF H1M 1N TH3 CORR1DORS, L1K3 H3 W4S T4UNT1NG M3, TH4T JUST F4NN3D TH3 FL4M3S

TEREZI: TH3N W3 ST4RT3D T4LK1NG SH1T W1TH 34CH OTH3R MOR3 4ND MOR3

TEREZI: 4ND H3 W4S SO MUCH N4ST13R TH4N H3 3V3R US3D TO B3! W4Y MOR3 TH4N 4NY OF OUR FR13NDS 3V3R W3R3

TEREZI: ON3 T1M3 H3 ST4RT3D MOCK1NG MY BL1NDN3SS

TEREZI: WH1CH N3V3R BOTH3R3D M3 WH3N 4NYON3 3LS3 D1D 1T

TEREZI: BUT SOM3HOW, TH3 STUFF H3 S41D...

TEREZI: 1 L3T 1T G3T UND3R MY SK1N

TEREZI: 4ND COMB1N3D W1TH M33T1NG 4 LOT OF N3W P3OPL3 1 F3LT L1K3 1 COULDNT L1V3 UP TO

TEREZI: TH4TS WH3N 1 ST4RT3D R3CONS1D3R1NG 4R4N34S OFF3R

KARKAT: I KNEW IT!

KARKAT: I KNEW HE MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT DECISION. THAT SLIMY BASTARD.

KARKAT: THIS IS MOSTLY MY FAULT. I WASN'T VIGILANT ENOUGH WITH HIM, AND I LET OUR MOIRALLEGIANCE BREAK DOWN.

KARKAT: IF I KEPT A CLOSER EYE ON HIM, MAYBE HE WOULDN'T HAVE LURED YOU INTO HIS SPINNING TENT OF SHIT.

TEREZI: NO, YOU SHOULDNT F33L L1K3...

KARKAT: OR MAYBE IT'S KANAYA'S FAULT? SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A REALLY GOOD AUSPISTICE. MAYBE SHE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, IF SHE WASN'T SO PREOCCUPIED HERSELF.

KARKAT: NO WAIT! IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAULT AGAIN! IF I HAD BEEN ON THE BALL AND AUSPISTICIZED BETWEEN HER AND ROSE, SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THE TIME TO AUSPISTICIZE BETWEEN YOU AND GAMZEE!

KARKAT: DAMMIT, I ALWAYS SAY I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ROMANCE, YET I ROUTINELY UNDERESTIMATE ITS COMPLEXITY, SO I ONLY FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AFTER IT'S WAY TOO LATE!

KARKAT: GOD I'M SO STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

TEREZI: BL4RG SHUT UP!

TEREZI: 1TS NO ON3S F4ULT BUT M1N3!

TEREZI: 1M TH3 ON3 WHO H4S TO D34L W1TH 1T

KARKAT: YEAH OK.

KARKAT: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, HE'LL PROBABLY JUST BREAK IT OFF AND LEAVE YOU ONCE WE GET TO THE NEW SESSION.

KARKAT: ALL HIS LOYALTIES AND PRIORITIES ARE TOTALLY WARPED NOW. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYMORE, BUT IT SURE ISN'T ANY OF US.

TEREZI: YOU TH1NK

TEREZI: H3 W1LL L34V3 M3?

KARKAT: YEAH. I DO.

TEREZI: *SOB!!!*

KARKAT: WHOA, WHAT??

KARKAT: ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

TEREZI: NO!

TEREZI: 1D B3 D3V4ST4T3D 1F H3 JUST

TEREZI: SUDD3NLY D1TCH3D M3 L1K3 TH4T

KARKAT: OK, HELP ME OUT!

KARKAT: YOU'RE CONFUSING ME HERE.

TEREZI: 1D F33L P4TH3T1C!!!

TEREZI: 4ND 1 GU3SS

TEREZI: 4 S1CK 4ND T3RR1BL3 P4RT OF M3 DO3SNT W4NT H1M TO GO

TEREZI: BUT 1F H3 DO3S 1 W4NT 1T TO B3 B3C4US3 1 T3LL H1M 1TS OV3R!

KARKAT: WOW.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY.

KARKAT: I'M JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE HERE.

KARKAT: BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY IS!

KARKAT: I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST. THIS IS COMPLICATED FOR ME TOO, YOU'RE BOTH MY FRIENDS.

TEREZI: 1 KNOW

TEREZI: 1 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR 1NT3NT1ONS K4RK4T

TEREZI: M4YB3

TEREZI: M4YB3 1T WOULD B3 B3TT3R 1F YOU W3R3NT S1TT1NG UP TH3R3 1N TH4T B4CKW4RDS CH41R WH1L3 YOU T4LK3D TO M3?

KARKAT: WHAT?

KARKAT: WHY??

DAVE: yeah dude you should probably ditch the chair

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CHAIR.

DAVE: or at least sit on it frontways

DAVE: or offer her another chair?

DAVE: i dunno its kind of a dumb affectation in this context

KARKAT: NO, LOOK. IT'S CASUAL AND RELAXED.

KARKAT: LIKE, IT VISUALLY CONVEYS THAT MY PRESENCE IN THE CONVERSATION IS HUMBLE AND NONTHREATENING, YET FRANK AND ATTENTIVE.

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

DAVE: to sit on the goddamn floor

KARKAT: WHY SHOULD I SQUAT ON THE DIRTY FLOOR, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!

DAVE: so you can be on the same vertical plane with your friend while you exhibit compassion for her grody clown problem

TEREZI: D4V3 1TS F1N3

TEREZI: N3V3R M1ND 4BOUT TH3 CH41R, 1 DONT C4R3

TEREZI: 1T JUST STRUCK M3 4S 4 B1T D1STR4CT1NGLY S1LLY, TH4TS 4LL

KARKAT: OK, WOW, FINE!

KARKAT: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

KARKAT: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF CREATURE COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!!!

DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair

DAVE: i just won karkat tantrum bingo

KARKAT: AT LAST!

KARKAT: WE ARE FREE FROM THE ACCURSED INSTRUMENT OF ASS ELEVATION!

DAVE: where did you even get that chair

DAVE: did you steal it from the common area

KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.

KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR.

KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE.

KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH.

DAVE: sounds like communism

DAVE: are you a communist or something

DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all

KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up

DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production

KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.

DAVE: im just saying

DAVE: first chairs what next

DAVE: see i am all about private property and pocketing dough

DAVE: do you have any idea how rich i am

DAVE: i am a man of MEANS motherfucker

KARKAT: WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

DAVE: just dont come after my boonies dude

DAVE: or should i say karkat marx

KARKAT: YOU AREN'T BEING SERIOUS NOW!

KARKAT: THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS OF A SERIOUS PERSON.

KARKAT: I WAS HAVING A *SERIOUS DISCUSSION* LIKE A *BIG TIME ADULT* WITH MY GOOD FRIEND TEREZI.

KARKAT: YOUR CALLOUS AND NONSENSICAL REMARKS ARE DERAILING US FROM THE DELICATE SUBJECT AT HAND.

KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU BE USEFUL AND SAY SOMETHING REASSURING TO OUR SAD MUTUAL BUDDY, YOU WAILING JET ENGINE OF INFANTILE STULTILOQUENCE??????

DAVE: i dont have much to say about this

DAVE: ive kinda got to recuse myself on the matter

DAVE: im all kinds of on record as being squicked out by the idea of hatelationships

DAVE: so i got no point of reference for gauging when one is fucked up the way thats normal for trolls or if its fucked up cause its actually fucked up and terrible

DAVE: this is like some ex alien boyfriend prime directive shit

DAVE: i cant intervene cause i dont know what im talking about

DAVE: but you do so i guess keep going

DAVE: you were saying some pretty good stuff before i started riding your jock about chairs

KARKAT: AUGH.

KARKAT: TEREZI, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH??

KARKAT: ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU CAN! YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, AND EXPERIENCE ALL DUE EMPATHY FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A DOUCHE AS A BEST FRIEND!

TEREZI: Y3S, 1 C4N S33

TEREZI: TH3 V13W FROM H3R3 1S

TEREZI: DOUCH3T4CUL4R >:]

DAVE: thank you

KARKAT: SO THAT'S IT THEN

KARKAT: NO ADVICE AT ALL, SMARTALEC?

KARKAT: WHY DID I EVEN BRING YOU HERE FOR THIS INTERMISSION THEN.

DAVE: intermission?

KARKAT: INTERVENTION I MEAN. SORRY, I MISSPOKE.

DAVE: its not an intervention either

DAVE: my ghostly heads all beamin out of this crab for moral support yo

DAVE: i am in my homies corner even if he is a massive socialist

DAVE: terezi i think can probably figure this out

DAVE: she grew up alone and blind in a forest i think she will manage to bounce outta her juggalo phase

DAVE: but yeah terezi you should at least quit the fuckin soda

TEREZI: Y34H

TEREZI: OK

KARKAT: OK???

TEREZI: Y3S!

TEREZI: 1LL STOP

KARKAT: WHAT. JUST LIKE THAT?!

TEREZI: SUR3

TEREZI: 1TS R34LLY GROSS >X[

KARKAT: I THINK WE ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE.

KARKAT: THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH A FOUL SOFT DRINK.

KARKAT: IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF.

KARKAT: YOU ARE BARELY FUNCTIONAL RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T EVEN PICK YOURSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR AND PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS.

KARKAT: REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!

TEREZI: Y34H, P4NTS 4R3 PR3TTY GR34T

KARKAT: YOU USED TO...

KARKAT: YOU USED TO BE A LOT OF THINGS. AND ALL OF THOSE WERE GOOD THINGS.

KARKAT: BUT NOW THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO ARRIVE, RIGHT WHEN WE NEED YOU THE MOST, YOU DO A SENSATIONAL BELLYFLOP INTO A CIRCUS VAT OF YOUR OWN TANGY SLOBBER.

TEREZI: OH PL34S3

TEREZI: WH4T COULD YOU POSS1BLY N33D M3 FOR?

KARKAT: YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIS PARTY!

KARKAT: WE'LL NEED YOU TO HELP STAND UP TO JACK, AND WHATEVER ELSE IS WAITING FOR US THERE.

TEREZI: 1 DONT TH1NK 1 W1LL B3 V3RY US3FUL

KARKAT: WELL, NOT LIKE THIS YOU WON'T. YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

TEREZI: NO! 1 M34N

TEREZI: 3V3N TH3N 1 WONT B3

TEREZI: 1 DONT H4V3 MUCH TO OFF3R 3V3N ON MY B3ST D4Y

KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MIND POWERS THOUGH!

KARKAT: WHAT IF WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH MIND POWERS? TO DO SOME SORT OF...

KARKAT: MINDY THING.

TEREZI: WH4T M1ND POW3RS??

KARKAT: YOU KNOW. THE ONES WHERE YOU...

KARKAT: FLIP A COIN. AND...

KARKAT: SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS.

KARKAT: OK, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW IT WORKS. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT?

TEREZI: PFFF

TEREZI: 1 N3V3R D3V3LOP3D THOS3 POW3RS V3RY W3LL

TEREZI: 4ND 1TS B33N 4 LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1 3V3N THOUGHT 4BOUT TH3M

TEREZI: 1 DONT TH1NK TH3YR3 V3RY V4LU4BL3 HON3STLY

TEREZI: 1N F4CT 4LL TH3Y 3V3R S33M3D TO DO W4S TR1CK M3 1NTO F33L1NG L1K3 1 KN3W WH4T 1 W4S DO1NG

TEREZI: TH3Y 4CTU4LLY M4D3 M3 B3L13V3 1 W4S 1N CONTROL OF OTH3R P3OPL3S F4T3S

TEREZI: NOT 3V3N TO SP34K OF MY OWN

TEREZI: 1T W4S 4 R34LLY D4NG3ROUS K1ND OF D3LUS1ON

TEREZI: 4ND NOW 1T F33LS L1K3 TH3 ONLY "H3RO1C" TH1NG 1 3V3R D1D W1TH THOS3 POW3RS

TEREZI: W4S US3 TH3M TO JUST1FY K1LL1NG MY FR13ND

KARKAT: HUH?

TEREZI: ...

KARKAT: OH.

KARKAT: RIGHT.

TEREZI: 4ND WH4TS WORS3 1S

TEREZI: TO TH1S D4Y, 1M ST1LL NOT 3V3N TOT4LLY SUR3 1F 1T W4S N3C3SS4RY

TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1V3 LOST TH3 4B1L1TY TO T3LL 1F 1M B31NG PUN1SH3D FOR WH4T 1 D1D, OR 1F 1 4M PUN1SH1NG MYS3LF

KARKAT: WELL, YEAH. OF COURSE IT WAS NECESSARY.

KARKAT: EVEN IF IT WASN'T THE MORALLY RIGHT CHOICE OR WHATEVER, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING THAT HAD TO HAPPEN.

KARKAT: THAT'S THE CRUEL THING ABOUT PARADOX SPACE. IT SYSTEMICALLY VALIDATES ALL YOUR MISTAKES AS NECESSARY OUTCOMES.

KARKAT: NOT EVEN NECESSARY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD OR PERSONAL GROWTH. IT'S ALWAYS BIGGER THAN YOU. LIKE YOUR ERRORS IN JUDGMENT ARE INSEPARABLE FROM THE WAY REALITY HAS TO UNFOLD.

KARKAT: SO IT NEVER LETS YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM. BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL CRITICAL TO THE BIG PICTURE, AND ALL YOUR PAST FLAWS ARE LIKE...

KARKAT: SCARS.

KARKAT: SCARS IN SPACETIME THAT NEVER HEAL, AND ALWAYS SERVE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE PERFECT VERSION OF YOURSELF YOU WISH YOU COULD BE CAN NEVER EXIST. BECAUSE THE SURVIVAL OF EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT DEPENDS ON HIM NOT EXISTING.

TEREZI: 1 KNOW 4LL TH4T

TEREZI: 1T DO3SNT STOP M3 FROM WOND3R1NG

KARKAT: IT'S SIMPLE. IF YOU HADN'T KILLED HER, YOU WOULD HAVE WITHERED AWAY IN A DOOMED TIMELINE.

TEREZI: Y34H! 4ND SOM3T1M3S 1 W1SH 1 H4D!

TEREZI: 4T TH1S PO1NT 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD R4TH3R B3 TH3 B3TT3R P3RSON WHO M4D3 TH3 R1GHT D3C1S1ON

TEREZI: 3V3N 1F 1T 4LSO M34NT B31NG TH3 ON3 TO F4D3 4W4Y FOR3V3R

KARKAT: WELL, *I* WOULDN'T WANT THAT!

KARKAT: DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER TO YOU?

KARKAT: DOES THAT FACTOR ANYWHERE INTO YOUR DREARY EXISTENTIAL EQUATION???

TEREZI: YOU PROB4BLY TH1NK 1M CR4ZY

TEREZI: JUST 4S CR4ZY 4S YOU TH1NK 1 4M FOR D4T1NG G4MZ33

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 1 R34LLY M1SS H3R

KARKAT: NO

KARKAT: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CRAZY FOR THAT.

TEREZI: 4ND Y3T

TEREZI: 1F 1 3V3R S4W H3R 4G41N

TEREZI: TH3R3S NO W4Y 1 COULD T4LK TO H3R

TEREZI: SO P4RT OF M3 HOP3S 1 N3V3R-

TEREZI: OW!!!!!!!

TEREZI: D4V3, YOU D1CK!!!

DAVE: what

DAVE: dont blame me

DAVE: i cant control the crab

#homestuck #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #dave strider #homestuck act 6 #page 6017 #page 6018 #page 6019 #page 6020 #page 6021 #homestuck act 6 intermission 5

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missfinefeather · 6 years ago

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TEREZI: GONN4 M1SS YOU TEREZI: SUR3 YOU H4V3 TO G3T GO1NG SO SOON? VRISKA: Yeah, I really can't waste much more time. VRISKA: Just have to get all these goof8alls squared away, then I'm off.

Also, where is Vriska going? Why does she need to go? Is she heading off to help her ghost self in the final battle against Lord English?

TEREZI: TH4T W4S 4 D1FF3R3NT M3 TEREZI: WHO W3NT THROUGH SOM3 TH1NGS 1 N3V3R W3NT THROUGH, 4ND PROB4BLY F1GUR3D OUT HOW TO B3 4W3SOM3 4ND H3RO1C 4LONG TH3 W4Y

Heh, you’re giving your alt self a bit too much credit there! ^^;;;

Man, what’s with Terezi and comparing herself to others? She was comparing herself to her ancestor before.

TEREZI: B3C4US3 SH3 PR3TTY MUCH S4CR1F1C3D H3RS3LF TEREZI: TO M4K3 TH1NGS B3TT3R TEREZI: SP3C1F1C4LLY, B3TT3R FOR *M3* 1 TH1NK TEREZI: TO L3T M3 L34D 4 B3TT3R L1F3, PR3SUM4BLY TEREZI: TO F1X MY PROBL3MS 1 GU3SS? TEREZI: BUT TEREZI: 1 DON'T F33L F1X3D

Because you don’t have context. You don’t know you had it much much MUCH worse before.

VRISKA: I guess you should always try to 8e the 8est version of yourself, 8ut I think it's also important to 8e ok with the fact that you aren't perfect.

Except if your a page apparently ^^;;

Yeah, I get the sentiment, though it’s hard to take Vriska’a words as anything but hypocritical considering...

VRISKA: I'll do my 8est to shorten the w8 for you as much as I can. Using time travel or whatever other nonsense I may have at my disposal. VRISKA: When all is said and done, I'll drop 8y Earth and look you up.

Oh, okay, she’s leaving to prototype Tavros and AR, and probably other time shenanigans. Got it!

And they’re still planning to live on earth? ^^; Wouldn’t they live on whatever world gets created in the new universe? Are they calling that Earth?

VRISKA: Tavros, would you leave that poor kid alone? VRISKA: What sort of nonsense are you telling him?

^^;;;;;;

Okay, that’s the end of the conversation, and it looks like we’re returning to Rose, Roxy, and Kanaya! ^^

But first, I need to get some lunch in me! BRB!

#hs day 138 #Missfinefeather Liveblogs #Missfinefeather reads Homestuck #liveblog #homestuck liveblog #Homestuck #Homestuck Act 6 #Act 6 #blacklist Missfinefeather

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s34qu33n · 7 years ago

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> Tonight was meant to be fun.

> You wanted nothing more than to have fun.

> But you can’t ignore your feelings. Vriska messages you.

chronomania

8ut for why.

s34qu33n

T4LK1N T--O 3R1D4N 4B--O4T H--OW B4D B3FORUS 1S

chronomania

hm. well okay.

s34qu33n

4LL TH3S3 FL4SH1N L1GHTS 4R3 BL1ND1N 3V3RY--ON3 T--O TH3 F4CT TH3R3S N--O W--4RM BL--O--ODS B3L--OW T34L TH4T 4R3NT FR--OM 4LT3RN14

chronomania

i don't think it's that serious. it's just a party thing. eh.

s34qu33n

Y--OU JUST D--ONT UND3RS4ND

chronomania

i don't care is more accurate.

s34qu33n

1 th1nk 1m gonn4 go b4ck h1v3..

chronomania

oh i'm mm. sorry.

s34qu33n

3v3ryf1n b3forus 4n l4tul4 s4nds for 1s 3v3ryf1n 1m try1n to f1x on 4lt3rn14 4ll th1s 1s just h1d1n mo4r 4n mo4r 1njust1c3 1ts n4ut just th1s p4rty 1ts 4ll of th3m but you have fun vi i im just not meant for this

chronomania

i. don't know what to tell you. uh. i. i don't. like seeing you upset, and you're meant to have fun? christ. latula doesn't come across as evil too 8ad to me 8ut may8e i'm just stupid. i don't know what to say.

s34qu33n

i use to think she wasnt bad either i wanted so badly to look up to her but i cant not when i know so much of what i do

chronomania

i mean. even if she is 8ad, i don't think i could care still. i'm no 8astion of morality. i wouldn't care to 8e. as i reiterate for the umpteenth time, nothing matters. i'm sorry you've lost an idol. and i'm sorry you're uncomforta8le at the party. i'd like to help you 8e more comforta8le 8ut may8e it's 8est we simply don't 8roach the concept of good vs. evil with me.

s34qu33n

im leaving have fun

chronomania

i okay. 8ye.

s34qu33n

i didnt even come for the party i came to spend time with you

chronomania

are you mad at me?

s34qu33n

im mad that i cant fuckin spend time with my best friends either of them because everything makes me think of work and i cant stand seeing this place and cant stop thinkin about how much everyone likes latula more than me

chronomania

do you know that to 8e fact? have you personally interviewed everyone who attended, or are you making assumptions? i know everything makes you think of work. you need to learn to take a chill pill. may8e we can start with smaller things. go to a park or something. and neither karkat nor i are inaccessi8le. i am especially not inaccessi8le. i live in your hive. you are letting your emotions cloud your judgment of things. i'm more than sure karkat would love to spend time with you, too.

s34qu33n

goodlight vriska

chronomania

goodlight.

> You return back to Alternia. This was a mistake from the start. You lock the doors to your wing and pull your clothes off. Finding your way to the flooded section. No one can follow you here. Finding your way to the farthest place to hide and hug your knees.

> You never should have left.

#actions #chat logs

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years ago

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[A6A6I5] ====>

TEREZI: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. GONN4 M1SS YOU TEREZI: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. SUR3 YIZNOU H4V3 TO G3T GO1NG SO SOON cuz its a G thang?

VRIZZAY: Yizneah, I reallizzle can't wiznaste much mizzy time with my forty-fo' mag. VRIZZAY: Jizzay hizzy ta git all theze goof8alls squared away, then I'm off.

TEREZI: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. OH...

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Be sum-m sum-m wrong?

TERIZZLE: NO TEREZI fo yo bitch ass: W3LL, NOT R34LLIZZLE TIZZLE upside yo head: NOTH1NG 1MPORT4NT

VRISKA: Whizzay be it wit da big Bo$$ Dogg?

TEREZI so show some love, niggaz! 1T DIZNUMB TIZZLE: YOU'LL PROB4BLY L4UGH 4T M3

VRISKA: No I won't! VRISKA: Im crazy, you can't phase me. Cizzy on, tizzy me. Whizzat G-to-tha-izzood be hav'n a moirail you dizzy feel lizzy you ciznan rap ta ya dig?

TEREZI in all flavas: 1 D-TO-THA-IZZUNNO TIZZLE: 1'M NIZNOT SUR3 1 C4N 3V3N PUT MAH F1NG3R ON WH4T'S BIZZY M3 TEREZI: 1 F33L L1K3 1 SHOULD B3 PSYCH3D FO` TH3 B4TTL3 4H34D TERIZZLE now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: L1K3, PUMP3D UP TA K1LL SOM3 B4D GUYS, 4ND F1N4LLIZZAY 3ND TH1S TEREZI: BUT 1 JUST F33L 4 L1TTL3... W31RD? TERIZZLE: 3SP3C14LLY K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW1NG TH4T YIZZY WON'T B3 H3R3

VRISKA: What dizzle me nizzle 8e'n here have to do wit anyth'n?

TEREZI: WH4T 1F TERIZZLE like old skool shit: WH3N 1T T1M3 TA F1GHT, 4ND P3OPL3 RIZZY N33D M3 TEREZI: TO US3 MAH "PIZZOW3RS" OR WH4T3V3R 1T 1S 1'M SUPPIZZLE TO B3 4BL3 TA DO TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1T TIZZURNS OUT 1'M NOT 4CTU4LLY TH4T... TEREZI: GOOD?

VRIZNISKA: You gotta check dis shit out yo. 8ut you already proved that you be so you betta run and grab yo glock! VRISKA cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Anotha version of yizzle 8asically saved us all, remem8a?

TEREZI with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: 1 KNOW, BIZZY TERIZZLE: TH4T W4S 4 D1FF3R3NT M3 TEREZI: WHIZZO W3NT T-H-R-TO-THA-IZZOUGH SOM3 TH1NGS 1 N3V3R W3NT THROUGH, 4ND PROB4BLY F1GUR3D OUT HOW TA B3 4WIZZY3 4ND H3RIZZLE 4LIZZLE TH3 W4IZZAY TEREZI: 1 N3V3R D1D 4NY OF TH4T, 4ND 1 C3RT41NLIZZY DIZZLE F33L 4W3SIZZAY3 4ND H3RIZNO1C Y3T TERIZZLE fo gettin yo pimp on: 4ND TEREZI: TH1S PRIZZLE SOUNDS R34LLIZZAY D-TO-THA-IZZUMB BUT TEREZI with my forty-fo' mag: 1T K1ND OF M4K3S M3 F33L GIZZLE

VRISKA: Guilty? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Why?

TEREZI: B3C4US3 SH3 PR3TTY MUCH S4CR1F1C3D H3RS3LF TIZZLE: TA M4K3 TH1NGS B3TT3R TEREZI wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: SP3C1F1C4LLY, B3TT3R FO` *M3* 1 TH1NK TIZZLE: TA L3T M3 L34D 4 B3TT3R L1F3, PR3SUM4BLY TERIZZLE like this and like that and like this and uh: TA F1X MAH PROBL3MS 1 GIZZAY? TEREZI: BUT TIZZLE: 1 DON'T F33L F1X3D TEREZI: 1 4CTU4LLY K1ND4 F33L 4 W31RD S3NS3 OF PR3SSIZZLE3 TERIZZLE: TA B3 TH3 B3ST V3RS1ON OF MYS3LF, L1K3... TEREZI, niggaz, better recognize: TH3 MOST PRODUCT1V3 4ND H3RO1C 4ND W3LL 4DJUST3D T3R3Z1 1N P4R4DOX SP4C3? TEREZI: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. BUT 1'M D3F1N1T3LIZZY NOT TH4T T3R3Z1

VRISKA: Ok, you be 8ridin' WIZZAY tiznoo hard on yoself hiznere mah nizzle. VRISKA: I really dizzay that whizzay the pimp version of you intended! V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: That not even hiznow shizzle wizzorks. Thugz don't just git "fixed". VRISKA: Even if circumstizzles change so you have a smootha ride, you be always go'n ta have flaws. VRISKA so show some love, niggaz! I guess you shizzould always tizzy ta 8e tha 8est versizzle of yoself, 8ut I think it also important ta 8e ok wit tha fact that you aren't perfect. VRIZNISKA: I've gots F-L-to-tha-izzaws too! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. I mean, o8viously. VRISKA: 8ut I'm mostly ok wit them.

TEREZI: WOW. YOU DON'T S4Y???

VRISKA in tha dogg pound: Hey, shizzle up! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. ::::p VRIZZAY: I'm just try'n ta offa a shawty perspective here!

TEREZI: Y34H, 1 KNOW TEREZI: Hollaz to the East Side. YIZZOU'R3 R1GHT... TEREZI: 1'LL TIZZY TA FORG3T 4BOUT TH1S STUFF, 4ND JUST FOCUS ON H3LP1NG OUT TH3 T34M TEREZI: 1T'LL B3 H4RD DIZNO1NG 1T W1THIZZLE YIZNOU, BUT 1 GIZNU3SS 1'V3 M4N4G3D TA DO 1T B3FOR3 TEREZI fo' real: 3V3N 1F 1 DON'T R3M3MB3R

VRIZZAY: Yeah! VIZZY: Y-to-tha-izzou'll 8e fizzy. I know you can do it.

TEREZI in tha mutha fuckin club: WH3N W1LL 1 S33 YOU 4G41N?

VRIZZAY: Siznome day. VRISKA: I'll do mah 8est ta shorten tha w8 fo` yizzay as M-to-tha-izzuch as I cizzle paper'd up. Ridin' time travel or whateva otha nonsenze I may have at mah disposal. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Whizzle all be sizzaid n dizzle, I'll drop 8y Earth n look you up.

TIZZLE so jus' chill: 1 C4N'T W41T >:]

TAVROSPRIZZLE: *shot calla BABBLE, R-to-tha-izzAMBLE SIZNELF ESTEEM, pRATTLE,* TAVROSPRITE: *rizzle MIZZUMBLE, bRAVE ALIVE HERO,* TAVROSPRITE like a motha fucka: *mutta BITCH, fINALLY P-R-TO-THA-IZZOVE YOSELF, bizzle BABBLE,*

VRISKA: Tavros, would you leave thizzle pizzy kiznid alone? Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. VRISKA: What sizzy of nonsenze be you tell'n him?

> [A6A6I5] ====>

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg7497

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fisherklng-blog · 8 years ago

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>Karkat: What the fuck.

fisherklng YOU SCHEMING BITCH.

l4wm4g3 Y3S TH4TS TRU3 4M 1 4LLOW3D TO KNOW WH4T 1 D1D SP3C1F1C4LLY

fisherklng I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

l4wm4g3 1 C4NT 1M4G1N3 WH4T 1T W4S W3V3 S41D 4LL OF WH4T 4 P4R4GR4PH TO 34CH OTH3R, R3SP3CT1V3LY? WHY WOULD 1 B3 D34D

fisherklng QUIT IT WITH THE LIES HOLY FUCK.

l4wm4g3 1 DONT F33L L1K3 1T

fisherklng I AM **SO FUCKING TIRED** OF THE LIES.

l4wm4g3 >:[

fisherklng NO. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKED ME OVER. YOU FUCKED MY WHOLE CLAN OVER.

l4wm4g3 1 COULD H4V3 FUCK3D YOU OV3R 4 LOT MOR3 K4RK4T DONT PR3T3ND YOU KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG TH4T W3NT ON

fisherklng IS THAT SUPPOSED TO COMFORT ME?? THE FACT THAT YOUR INSIDIOUS BULLFUCKERY DIDN'T TOTALLY DESTABILIZE MY CLAN??

l4wm4g3 1 W4S SUPPOS3D TO K1LL YOU

fisherklng THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVEN HAPPENED??

l4wm4g3 1 COULD H4V3, TOO

fisherklng OH GREAT!! THANKS FOR THAT!!

l4wm4g3 YOU L3T M3 1N W1THOUT 4 S3COND THOUGHT

fisherklng BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I **FUCKING DO**, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU TOLD ME YOU NEEDED HELP AND I HELPED YOU. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

l4wm4g3 YOU SHOULD B3 COMFORT3D TH4T YOU CONV1NC3D M3 NOT ONLY TO L34V3 YOU GUYS 4LON3 BUT 4CT1V3LY PURSU3 B31NG 4 B3TT3R P3RSON

fisherklng I'M NOT!!

l4wm4g3 TH4TS NOT *MY* F4ULT

fisherklng IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LYING TO ME. I PRESUME YOU WERE FEEDING INFORMATION TO THE COPS.

l4wm4g3 4T F1RST 1 W4S, Y3S.

l4wm4g3 BUT TH1NGS CH4NG3D! 1 F3D TH3M F4K3 1NFORM4T1ON FOR 4 LONG T1M3, 4LMOST 4 Y34R B3FOR3 1 W4S T4K3N OFF TH3 C4S3.

fisherklng I PRESUME THE RAID THAT KILLED FIVE OF MY CLAN MEMBERS A FEW WEEKS AFTER I TOOK YOU IN WAS BECAUSE OF YOU.

l4wm4g3 Y3S. 1M SORRY.

fisherklng IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?? I LOVED YOU.

l4wm4g3 1 LOV3D YOU TOO.

fisherklng BULLSHIT.

l4wm4g3 TH4TS WHY 1 L3FT!! 1 D1DNT *W4NT* TO L13 TO YOU 4NYMOR3 WHY WOULD 1 K33P H3LP1NG YOU 4FT3R 1 L3FT 1F 1 D1DNT LOV3 YOU.

fisherklng BECAUSE YOU'RE SELFISH. YOU WANT THINGS YOU CAN'T HAVE REGARDLESS OF THE HARM YOU'VE CAUSED.

l4wm4g3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO M34N!! 1 L3FT G1FTS 4ND L3TT3RS OUTS1D3 YOUR HOM3 4ND H4V3NT GOTT3N 4NYTH1NG B4CK 1N 4LL THOS3 Y34RS 3XPL41N TO M3 HOW TH4T 1S S3LF1SH

fisherklng YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME. WE WOULD HAVE PROTECTED YOU. BUT NO, YOU WANTED TO KEEP YOUR PRISSY HIGHFALUTING LAW ENFORCEMENT CAREER, SO YOU LET PEOPLE DIE. YOU LET ME THINK YOU WERE DEAD. YOU LIED TO ME FOR YEARS AND DIDN'T EVEN FESS UP WHEN I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT. YOU WANTED TO HAVE ME AND YOUR CAREER, EVEN THOUGH THE TWO ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. SO YOU LET BOTH SUFFER IN A DOOMED EFFORT TO STRADDLE THE LINE.

fisherklng HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO GIVE ANYTHING BACK WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS SENDING ME THAT SHIT!! I ASSUME THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET INFORMATION ON ME, TOO.

l4wm4g3 1 JUST W4NT3D TO K33P T4BS ON YOU. M4K3 SUR3 YOU W3R3 S4F3.

l4wm4g3 K4RK4T 1 H4V3 ST4TUS. 1 H4V3 POW3R, 3V3N 1F ONLY 4 L1TTL3, 4ND 1 C4N US3 1T TO DO GOOD FOR TH3 P3OPL3!!

fisherklng WHAT GOOD HAVE YOU DONE?

l4wm4g3 JUST 4 F3W D4YS 4GO 1 F1N1SH3D 4 C4S3 WH3R3 4 K1D W4S FR4M3D H3 WOULDV3 D13D, BUT 1NST34D H3 L1V3S. TH3R3S SO MUCH CORRUPT1ON 1N TH1S SYST3M 4ND WH3N 1 B3COM3 TH3 H34D OF TH3 F4M1LY 1 C4N ST4MP 1T OUT 1 C4N PUN1SH THOS3 WHO T4K3 BR1B3S 4ND DO F4VORS, 1 C4N TR4NSFORM TH1S F4M1LY 1NTO ON3 TH4T *4CTU4LLY F1GHTS FOR JUST1C3*

fisherklng WELL I'M PLUM FUCKING GLAD YOU'RE SAVING HIGHBORN FROM HIGHERBORN. YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE, HUH!

l4wm4g3 LOOK, S4Y WH4T YOU W4NT 4BOUT MY POL1C3 C4R33R 1T W4S 4 M1ST4K3 4ND 1 D1D 4 LOT OF 4WFUL TH1NGS TO 4 LOT OF P3OPL3 SOM3 OF TH3M D3S3RV3D 1T, MOST OF TH3M D1DNT, BUT TH4TS B3H1ND M3!!

fisherklng NO, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU CHOSE YOUR CAREER. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET ABOUT YOUR LIES, AND IT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS OKAY FOR YOU TO LEAD ME ON ALL THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU **SELFISHLY** WANTED TO HAVE YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOM AND EAT IT TOO.

l4wm4g3 Y3S!! 3X4CTLY. YOU H4V3 3V3RY R1GHT TO B3 UPS3T 4BOUT 4LL TH4T W3LL NOT 4LL OF 1T BUT WH4T3V3R BUT 1 4M DO1NG GOOD NOW, K4RK4T DONT YOU DOWNPL4Y 1T B3C4US3 1M DO1NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1 C4N DO.

l4wm4g3 4S SOON 4S MY MOTH3R 1S GON3, 1M N3XT 1N L1N3, 4ND TH3N 1 C4N R34LLY ST4RT F1X1NG TH1NGS. 1 KNOW 1 C4N

fisherklng DON'T YOU SEE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT.

l4wm4g3 1 DONT S33 4NYTH1NG K4RK4T

fisherklng HILARIOUS.

l4wm4g3 OK4Y TH4T W4S 4CTU4LLY 1N B4D T4ST3, SORRY

l4wm4g3 DO WH4T YOU L1K3, K4RK4T

fisherklng ALL YOU CAN DO IS GET RID OF CORRUPTION OR WHATEVER. BUT CORRUPTION IS THE ONLY WAY MY CLAN EVER GOT ANYTHING GOOD FROM THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM.

l4wm4g3 BUT KNOW TH4T 1F YOU 3V3R F1ND YOURS3LF 1N MY COURT, YOU W1LL B3 1N GOOD H4NDS.

fisherklng UNTIL YOU CAN CHANGE THE LAWS THAT MAKE MY EXISTENCE ILLEGAL, YOU'RE JUST RACKING UP A BODY COUNT. MY CLAN IS MY FAMILY. YOU'VE EXPERIENCED HOW MUCH TRUST AND CARE WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER. YOU KILLED THEM. "SORRY" DOESN'T CUT IT.

l4wm4g3 M4YB3 1 C4N CH4NG3 TH3M!!! M4YB3 WH3N 1M 1N CH4RG3 1 C4N T4LK TO TH3 COND3SC3NS1ON 4ND G3T H3R TO F1X TH1NGS

l4wm4g3 YOU C4NT KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG WH4T3V3R. TH1S 1S STUP1D SORRY 1 3V3R C4R3D 4BOUT YOU

fisherklng I TRULY, HONESTLY HOPE YOU CAN DO THAT. I HOPE YOU CAN DO SOMETHING TO MAKE UP FOR THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED. BUT I CAN'T EVER TRUST YOU AFTER THIS.

l4wm4g3 1M DO1NG 4LL 1 C4N 3V3RY D4Y OF MY L1F3. F1N3 TH3N. DONT! S33 1F 1 C4R3.

fisherklng SORRY YOU DIDN'T KILL ME.

l4wm4g3 1M NOT.

#ooc eyes only

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gulescamisade · 8 years ago

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Alaska: Day 24, New Rebel Base

[[ They've arrived in the next rebel base, their giant insectoid "pilot" coming to a stop at a large growth of moss and flowers on the cavern ceiling to munch away. A rebel conductor helps them out of the basket and back into the tunnels, where they're informed once again that they stand to meet the small group that will lead them to the lusus keeping hold and assist them in securing their transport to Minnesota. They wait in a room while the troupe is summoned. ]]

REDGLARE: -She found it kind of peaceful, on the giant bug basket. A lot of time to think. Now she's hobbling off and having to walk again hurts a whole fuckload, don't it? Urgh. She leans back and folds her arms as she waits.-

[[ The bandages have gotta be hella itchy, too. ]]

REDGLARE: >;/

LATULA: -WALKING BACK AND FOURTH A BUNCH NO LESS-

DAVE: -he's been compliant and talking incessantly but hey, he's alive. the room they're in makes a nice shelter, but he's antsy- heres an idea

DAVE: teleporters

MINDFANG: -The bug basket wasnt awful, but still she was glad to be moving along. The sooner the better really. And also not having to move much after her chest trauma was great, but now was the time to suck it up again and she leans against one of the walls while digging her fingers into the small crevices of her bionic arm to see if she can adjust anything in there to make it any semblance of slightly more functional.-

HESONY: =mrrrg... He approached Mindfang and made a gesture towards her arm. In addition to that, he makes a face at her digging.= :\

MICEXA: -how rich do u think this operation is-

MICEXA: -that's the look she is currently giving Dave, but she quickly readjusts to look at Sunny-

MINDFANG: -Slowly looks up at him, do you see the look in her one eye? Do you see how she imagines destroying you.-

MINFANG: Can I help you.

HESONY: At the rate you're going, your arm is gonna go limper than a droopy bulge.

HESONY: =He held out his hand offering and open= Let me Help you?

LATULA: (pff h4h44h4h4h4h4h4)

DAVE: nice

MINDFANG: -Turns her death glare briefly on Latula.-

MINDFANG: Your use of descriptors m8kes it almost impossi8le to say no. -Shes being sarcastic.-

LATULA: >8P

HESONY: That makes it all easier then. =with one hand he took her arm and inspected it, running a finger over a nasty looking puncture.=

MINDFANG: -EXCUSE.-

MINDFANG: -Sorry hes getting punched in the face, you dont just grab someones arm. Here comes her fist.-

LALTULA: OH SN4P DOG

HESONY: =well he should have expected that tbh=

HESONY: =the blow staggers him and he straightened from it, wiping blue from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.=

HESONY: You do realize punching me only exacerbates the problem.

MINDFANG: -Yeah it kind of did, her metal hand struggles to open again, making several clicking noises as the fingers uncurl.- Yes I am aware.

MINDFANG: And it was still worth it. -She almost smiles when she sees the blood. Almost. Its satisfying.-

MICEXA: !!

MICEXA: -SLIDES IN BETWEEN THEM AGGRESSIVELY-

MINDFANG: -DO YOU WANT A PUNCH TOO? She will give them out for free.-

MINDFANG: -Eyes her as she cradles her arm.-

REDGLARE: Stop 1t.

REDGLARE: W3'v3 got mor3 f1ghts 4h34d of us.

REDGLARE: L3t h1m f1x 1t.

DAVE: we also got a lot of distance to travel

DAVE: before the fights

HESONY: =he sneered from around Miss= Just thought you ought to know you Have a malfunctioning piston and the shock absorbers are shot to Hell.

HESONY: However I don't entirely blame you. Most of your group is rather dull-witted.

DAVE: maybe were gonna spice it up

DAVE: bam traveling fights

DAVE: wheres my goddamn train

DAVE: gotta bounce on the cars

MINDFANG: I can travel fine with it in this condition, and o8viously it is still useful enough to fight. -Just not...ideal. She can make it work.-

MINDFANG: And what makes you so qualified to make the repairs anyway.

HESONY: ...

HESONY: You Have got to be kidding—

HESONY: =he pulled off his right glove and clenched and unclenched his metal hand.=

MINDFANG: -Watches him, unimpressed.- Having a 8ionic replacement does not qualify you to fix one.

MICEXA: -pinches the bridge of her nose... sunny why... why must you care so much and be so cute-

HESONY: Things work differently in the League.

HESONY: You learn or you die.

HESONY: =not cute. bamf. look at me=

MICEXA: -YEAH BUT U CUTE THO-

[ !!! SUDDENLY !!! A truck with enormous mud and slush caked treads pulls in outside, seeming to grind down the rough terrain with ease. There's some kind of machine gun rotating around the roof although its' not currently in use. There are several trolls hanging off of it. If the gang is inside, they can hear the roar of the motor signalling it's arrival. VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOM. (do u like my sfx) ]

MINDFANG: Thats no new knowledge. Any wriggler worth its half formed 8rain cells should know that.

HEITOR: -snuffles while hanging off the edge of the truck. HE IS A BIG.-

AQUILA: -actually is one of the unlucky folk stuffed inside with the gigantic driver :[-

HESONY: That is more than enough to be qualified. What, do you require a certificate?

LATULA: -peeps outside to look at the truck-

LATULA: uh yo.

LATULA: w3 w41t1n on som3on3 h3r3?

MINDFANG: I might considering I have no personal investment in trusting your word-- -Turns to look at Latula.-

HEITOR: -GASMASK STARES FROM OUTSIDE. Heseems to be hauling some kind of gigantic backpack, along with several toolboxes worth of tools on his belt and pants.-

LATULA: uhh

LATuLA: y3s.

HESONY: FINE. Let it fall apart or become dead weight, but don't make this a liability to everyone else.

HESONY: =He finally glanced up as they exited the vehicle.= Apparently.

REDGLARE: -HOBBLING TO EXIT AND SHOVES THE DOOR OPEN HARSHLY, staring at the truck.-

REDGLARE: Who 1s your l34d3r.

MINDFANG: -Thats harsh redglare.-

HEITOR: -SNORTS behind his mask, adjusting a nozzle on his backpack.-

DAVE: now the partys here

ULFURA: -She ALSO hangs off the outside of the truck, trying to peek around Heitor to see the new guys and having a REALLY HARD TIME.- HEEEYYY???

REDGLARE: 1s th4t you?

HEITOR: -SNORTS again and leans back.-

ULFURA: NO!!! ARE YOU KIDDING???

ULFURA: -LEAPS from the truck to eyeball them -- yeah, she is smol. SHE SQUINT.-

DAVE: this looks like a fun one

MINDFANG: -Small and squinty? What a combination.-

URSAIS: -Has difficulty parking. Eventually gives up and just KICKS DOOR OF THE TRUCK OPEN with furry boot. Out comes the burr troll. She is enormous, WIDE AND LONG even compared to someone like Heitor. - o'hm serRRy bout the trRuck fuckin rRickety piece a shit. AY.

HEITOR: -GRUNTS and punches ursais in the arm.-

HEITOR: -DONT INSULT HIS HANDIWORK-

ULFURA: -frankly just dwarfed by every single one of these guys-

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: -focuses on the BIG and sighs-

REDGLARE: So you 4r3.

URSAIS: -rubs her arm and GRUNTS AT HIM.- we'rRe 'erRe to pick up some fellow rRRRebels. owch. look all i'm sayin is knowin how big somuv us 'rRr you coula opted ferR somethin' a little biggerR.

URSAIS: NYWAYS.

URSAIS: who do i gotta talk to to get this shit rRollin. -LOOKS ARUND.-

MICEXA: ....

MICEXA: -looks between the UU members-

HEITOR: -SNORTS.-

LATULA: yo.

ULFURA: ...

ULFURA: WELL SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING???

ULFURA: -points at Latula- YOU???

URSAIS: -gdi ulfura out of the mouths of babes...but yeah this is kind of awkward.-

LATULA: M3?????

URSAIS: look it was my underRRstandin that some peple needed ta get to minnesodey??? SO SPEAK TH' FUCK UP.

LATULA: OH SH1 T 1 M34N. uh. sh1t. 1 D1D s4y th4t.

LATULA: y3s w3—

REDGLARE: Y3s.

REDGLARE: M1nn3sot4. Soon 4s poss1bl3.

REDGLARE: W3'v3 got oth3r cr3w to m33t w1th.

REDGLARE: C4n you do 1t?

LATULA: >8T

HESONY: =he's not saying anything. he might get punched in the face again.=

DAVE: they better do it

URSAIS: -SHE IS KIND OF GIVING THE LEGISCERATORS THE STINK EYE.-

MICEXA: -shifts. EVEN MORE AWKWARD.-

MINDFANG: -You might get punched regardless, you are never safe.-

AQUILA: -floating- g'day ladies n gents! :D

HESONY: =squints right back at her=

LATULA: h4h4 soz l1k3. 1M l4tz pyrop3 but you 4ll tot3z h34rd of m3 b3for3.

ULFURA: COURSE WE CAN DO IT!!!

LATULA: (PL34S3.)

ULFURA: ... -looks up at Heitor- (WHO???)

URSAIS: -kinda cuts through everyone to get to Redglare- well 's wut the feck we'rRe e'rRe to find out but i ain't givin no garRentees. wuz a hell of a time even gettin erRe at all, but i think we'rRe yerRr best bet. cuz we gota n ace up ourR sleeves and it's sure as shit not this trRuck. we gonna trRy an trRavel by airR.

URSAIS: and once we get to minny sody we'rRe gonna help y'alll rRip our mutual enemies ta shrReds.

URSAIS: -grins-

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: 4lr1ght.

REDGLARE: R3dgl4r3.

REDGLARE: R34dy wh3n you 4r3.

MINDFANG: Sounds enticing.

URSAIS: my name is capn urRsais arRcone and this here's mah crew. -GESTURES TO THEM. APPRECIATE THEM. SHE'S PROUD.-

URSAIS: -ESPECIALLY OF YOU, ULFURA.-

HEITOR: -HISSES OUT A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE 'HI'-

HESONY: =blandly=

HESONY: Charmed.

URSAIS: i wasn't specially talkin to YEW.

URSAIS: -OWLTURNS-

MINDFANG: -Get told Hesony.-

ULFURA: -BOUNCES IN PLACE. YES, NOTICE HER.-

HESONY: And that is some kind of problem?

LATULA: -loudly SULKS-

MICEXA: -rests a hand on his arm- Sunny-- Don't.

LATULA: -man she can't even be famous as a criminal-

ULFURA: -she doesn't watch enough TV to know you... tbh she doesn't know most of you. BUT SHE LIKES THAT SMALL WEIRDO LOOKING ONE, THE RED GUY WITH THE FINS. She's pretty sure he's a guy who would angry squat.-

URSAIS: -VAGUE SWEEPING GESTURE.- arRight well you lot get all yerRR shit redy trRy to travel as light as possible tho.

REDGLARE: W3 lost most of our b3long1ngs.

REDGLARE: 1t's just us.

URSAIS: -grunts- we gon have to do sum walkin firRst and no offense but y'all look like yerR one foot in the grR...-stops..glances at all these people with amputated limbs- o sorRy...um

URSAIS: ...nyways. ye. bundle up n stuff and we'll go.

URSAIS: the trRuck is a little too conspicious so we'rRe just gon leave it. -glances at Heitor apologetically.-

REDGLARE: -wise...-

HEITOR: -GRUNTS-

LATULA: 41ght.

URSAIS: -DON'T GRUNT AT HER LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT HER FAULT.-

URSAIS: ey y'all elp anybody that can't make it on theirR own.

HEITOR: -he can and will carry u-

URSAIS: -SHE COULD CARRY LIKE...THREE OF YOU.-

HESONY: =so could he but no one want him to touch them=

URSAIS: -THEN DON'T BEAT EM UP SO MUCH NEXT TIME GOOD GOD.-

MINDFANG: -Yeah jeez.-

HESONY: =Then maybe warnings should be heeded next time, sheesh.=

URSIAS: -FUCKIN highbloods.-

URSAIS: -FUCKIN GOVERNMENT HIGHBLOODS.-

MINDFANG: -Gets the urge to punch Hesony again. But thats pretty normal.-

MINDFANG: Then lets get moving.

HEITOR: -LUMBERING FORWARD.-

LATULA: -she is not lumbering... but she ain't sprightly, either.-

LATULA: soz w3r3 you 4t th3 4tt4ck down th3 w4y wh3n w3 got p1ck3d up?

HESONY: =you castist pos. there's at least five highbloods in this UU group.=

ULFURA: -she will be sprightly for the BOTH OF YOU. bounces ahead of them-

MINDFANG: -Goodbye comfortable wall, shes walking.-

URSAIS: -YE BUT THEY'RE FAMOUS REBELS. IT'S DIFFERENT.-

HESONY: =NO IT'S NOT=

URSAIS: -PROBABLY HELPING DAELOS WALK. Anybody else? She's got a free arm.-

MITUNA: -Floats quietly-

[[ It's cold and snowy out still, and that and the darkness offers them a fair amount of general cover. It shouldn't be a terribly far walk to the lusus holding encampment, but they'll have to go through some woods on the way. ]]

REDGLARE: -no thank u she will FORCE HER WAY THROUGH THE PAIN-

REDLGARE: -GRAHH-

MICEXA: -redglare pls...-

MINDFANG: -Redglare please.-

URSAIS: -Just gives her a weird look??? Buti it's noen of her business.-

MINDFANG: -Keeping her eye on Redglare just in case she falls.-

MICEXA: -she hesitantly... offers Redglare an arm.-

MICEXA: -LET HER HELP YOU DAMMIT-

MINDFANG: -Redglare dont do, dont let them help you. She squint.-

DAVE: -with the gang- do we have to go through the woods again

REDGLARE: -WELL if mindfang is gonna refuse then shell take it-

REDGLARE: -ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE-

MINDFANG: -TRAITOR.-

MINDFANG: -Shes judging you so hard right now.-

MICEXA: -thank u... she wraps the arm around Redglare to help support her-

HESONY: =makes a frustrated noise somewhere in the back=

MICEXA: -between the two of us we have two whole legs-

MICEXA: -it's like we're almost a whole functioning person-

REDGLARE: -minus one eye-

TEREZI: =eyes are overrated=

URSAIS: -She's scarcely seen a sorrier looking group of people.-

LATULA: uh y34h 1m w1th h1m tbh.

LATULA: gonn4 h4v3 fuck1n for3st n1ghtm4r3z.

MITUNA: -Flaps his nub-

MINDFANG: Just do your 8est to ignore it. -At Latula and Dave, despite feeling pretty on edge about going into the woods too...-

DAVE: got it DAVE: great

LATULA: 1m just s4y1n fuck tr33z.

URSAIS: o yea i ferRgot ta answerR ya. we weren't so much in the fightin as mowin thrRough it.

AQUILA: and it turned out just beaut. :)

LATULA: r4d.

HEITOR: O (oo) O

HESONY: (Must be mowing through small fry. Of course you'd be able to beat fodder.)

HEITOR: -HEAVILY BREATHES OVER HESONY'S SHOULDER-

HEITOR: O (oo) O

MITUNA: 7alk 5hi7 ge7 hi7

MITUNA: (he5 a one man apocalyp5e)

HEITOR: -THANK U MITUNA-

HESONY: You don't know that. You only just met these people!

MITUNA: L00K 47 H1M -Gestures at him-

ULFURA: HE'S A ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE!!!

HAITOR: -reaches a meaty hand over and ruffles ulfura's hair.-

HAITOR: -SCAMP-

ULFURA: -punches Heitor in the buttcheek. She's buttcheek height right???-

ULFURA: -YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.-

HAITOR: -yes-

HESONY: =Just...DRAGS his hands down his face=

URSAIS: acutally thas a preddy accurRate scription..

MITUNA: you merely adop7ed 7he darkne55 he wa5 born in i7 molded by i7 by 7he 7ime he 5aw 7he ligh7 he wa5 a man

HAITOR: DOCTORATE... IN ENGINEERING...

URSAIS: -looks at this tiny psiionic. who hurt you to make u like this.-

HAITOR: -vents some steam from his backpack-

URSAIS: jesus trRoll chrRist.

MITUNA: -Sunny!-

URSAIS: we know u got koali-fee-cations. we GED IT.

HAITOR: -GRUNTS-

ULFURA: -grunts also, but HIGHER, and more sassy.-

HAITOR: -WOW-

MITUNA: -Floats around Roadh-- Haitor-

HESONY: =snaps at mindfang and gestures at...ALL of Haitor= Here's your fucking certification, must be your lucky day!

MITUNA: (he big mad)

MINDFANG: -Slow turns to Hesony and raises her fist ever so slightly.-

URSAIS: -also gives him a Look like boy she redy 2 fight.-

MINDFANG: Calm down already.

URSAIS: -elirah would get mad at her tho for gettin off task...-

MICEXA: Hesony--!

MINDFANG: We get it, it is o8vious you do not like them. But good news no one else here enjoys your presence either.

HAITOR: -he'll totally fight... but the mention of his koala fictions distracts him a second and he TURNS towards Mindfang.-

HAITOR: -slaps his own arm corresponding to mindfang's cybernetic limb and points to her-

HESONY: =He's smiling. All the stress of the past month has totally worn him down= You sure you wanna do that?

HESONY: Your arm will likely break before my face does. :D

MINDFANG: -BOY.-

MINDFANG: -Looks at Haitor, and others. You see him asking for it right?-

NYALAH: -turning in her grave being in proximity to the magnitude of this blueblood fuckboi. Jfc.-

HAITOR: -STARES-

URSAIS: -GROWLS- ey! quit yer shit 'fore i get angrRy this ain't no leuiserRly strRolll this is serRious.

HESONY: =Nyalah, you dont even get to, youre the reason Terezi died=

MITUNA: Y34H 817CH ehehehe

MINDFANG: -Better be calling Hesony a bitch.-

MITUNA: -He'll leave it to interpretation-

MINDFANG: -She huffs though and turns her gaze forward again.-

URSAIS: less play the quiet game, yeah? til we get therRe.

URSAIS: we'rRe nearRly to the encampment.

URSAIS: got some steep turrRain comin up firRst tho.

MITUNA: 573PP1N 0N 7H3 834CH

HESONY: =His face is just=

HESONY: =BLUE=

MINDFANG: How steep is steep?

DAVE: im guessing steep

HESONY: What? Can't Handle a little rock wall?

MINDFANG: I can. 8ut we have group mem8ers missing lim8s thanks to you.

REDGLARE: >;I

REDGLARE: -well she wasn't going to point it out but-

MICEXA: -INTERNALLY SCREAMING-

MINDFANG: And so traversing any extreme terrain might prove extremely difficult on them. 8ut yeah clearly they are fucking weak 8ecause they cant "Handle a rock wall." thank you for pointing that out.

HESONY: (I'd say it's pretty much even. Terezi's dead thanks to you.)

URSAIS: shut yerR damn mouth, i don't wanna hafta say it gain.

MITUNA: (no you)

HESONY: (No, you.)

MINDFANG: -Wigglers. Both of you.-

URSAIS: fuck me right up my furRy nook. -grumbling.-

HEITOR: -stares at ursais. maybe they can throw them-

URSAIS: -it's seeming more and more appealing...-

MITUNA: -Flips sunny off-

HESONY: =Tuna gets the double bird=

MITUNA: -Plarps him in the face with a psionic snowball-

HESONY: =SPUTTERING=

MITUNA: ehehehe

HESONY: =beans Mituna dead center with a manually made one.=

URSAIS: -SHE JUST....CANNOT BELIEV.E-

MITUNA: -DOOF!-

MITUNA: -That's it, he just shakes lose an entire tree branch of snow onto Sunny's head-

REDGLARE: -she's not even gonna try to stop this.-

HESONY: GAHHH!!!

HESONY: =Takes out his shield and uses it to scoop snow off the ground with it= HESONY: EAT POWERDY WHITE SHIT!

URSAIS: -that's it. she's grabbing Hesony by the arm and dragging him none to gently to the front of the line with her-

MINDFANG: -Jfc guys.-

MICEXA: HESONY!!!!!!!

MITUNA: -makes a lil psionic barrier. Unbothered.-

URSAIS: -barks in his face- WALK! AND DON'T DO NOTHIN ELSE!!!

HESONY: =Wrenches his arm from Ursais's grip. There is a brief staredown=

HESONY: Don't. Touch me. Again.

HESONY: =And with that he does start walking again. If they're good at anything it's following orders.=

MITUNA: -snrks-

URSIAS: -SNORTS, her nostrils flaring and just keeps up her pace.-

MITUNA: -Slides up next to the pig-

MITUNA: doe5 your arm 5hoo7 la5er5

HEITOR: -NO RESPONSE. snorts piggily-

MITUNA: dude you go77a 7ell me

HEITOR: -VENTS STEAM FROM HIS BACKPACK. holds up his arm. Wiggles his fingers. NADA-

MITUNA: awwww

MITUNA: do you 7hink i could ge7 one 7ha7 5hoo75 la5er5

DAELOS: -speaks up for the first time this entire time- I thought you could already do that

HEITOR: -SNORTS AGAIN.- HEITOR: -also, lowers his arm.-

HEITOR: -STARES AT DAELOS-

DAELOS: -THIS IS WHY HE ISN'T TALKING THESE PEOPLE MAKE HIM HECKING UNCOMFORTABLE. Also he's a depressed horse.-

MITUNA: yeah bu7 how 5wee7 would i7 be 7o 5hoo7 la5er5 from your hand5

MITUNA: back me up here 7ula

LATULA: SHOOT 1T FROM YOUR D1CK MOR3 L1K3

AQUILA: i knew a guy once who could do that i'm pretty sure. it was a real rip snorter of a pahty trick let me tell ya.

MITUNA: -Looks down at his crotch a tad too long-

LATULA: lm4o.

MITUNA: im gonna do i7

LATULA: DUD3 WH4T.

MITUNA: im gonna

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John Egbert, Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 7171-7177

(JOHN): what is going on here?

(JOHN): should i, uh...

(JOHN): should i go?

JOHN: yes, me.

JOHN: i mean, yes john.

JOHN: wow, it's kind of weird talking to myself.

JOHN: i'm not sure if i'm a very big fan of the experience?

(JOHN): tell me about it!

JOHN: but yeah, you should get going.

JOHN: terezi's experiment worked.

JOHN: you'll find out all about it later.

(JOHN): i will?

JOHN: actually, i'm not sure?

JOHN: now that i changed how things happened for you, you might not get the idea to come back here like i did?

JOHN: which i guess makes this situation a true paradox, unlike all those lame stable time loops dave makes.

(JOHN): so, what does that actually mean for me?

(JOHN): what am i supposed to do now?

JOHN: i don't know what it means.

JOHN: unfortunately, you may not be relevant anymore.

JOHN: i'm the john who is learning to use his flashy powers to reconstruct the time line, so that responsibility is on my shoulders now, not yours.

JOHN: sorry, i am just keeping it real!

(JOHN): ...

JOHN: well, who really knows how it will turn out.

JOHN: maybe you will still have important things to do?

JOHN: i don't have all the answers, i just know terezi and i have to talk now, so you should go.

(JOHN): where?

JOHN: where you were about to go anyway!

JOHN: go see typheus, and do the quest thing.

JOHN: it worked out great. well, for me at least.

(JOHN): ok, i will.

(JOHN): i do hope i get to still be relevant, but i will understand if that turns out not to be the case.

JOHN: that's the spirit!

TEREZI: N3RDS

JOHN: so, that thing we did with the password...

JOHN: we can use that trick to our advantage, right?

TEREZI: TH4T'S TH3 1D34

TEREZI: 1F W3 COM3 UP W1TH 4 L1ST OF K3Y THOUGHTS

TEREZI: YOU SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO DO WH4T YOU JUST D1D

TEREZI: 4ND Z3RO 1N ON SOM3 OF MY M3MOR13S, 4ND CH4NG3 4 F3W TH1NGS

JOHN: like what?

TEREZI: GOOD QU3ST1ON

TEREZI: W3 H4V3 4LL M4D3 4 LOT OF M1ST4K3S

TEREZI: 1 COULD N4M3 4 DOZ3N T3RR1BL3, STUP1D TH1NGS P3OPL3 H4V3 DON3 JUST OFF TH3 TOP OF MY H34D

TEREZI: WH1CH 1F 3R4S3D WOULD PROB4BLY 1MPROV3 TH3 S1TU4T1ON

TEREZI: 4ND Y3T

TEREZI: 1 DON'T F33L L1K3 1 H4V3 TH3 CR3D1B1L1TY TO HOLD 4NYON3 4CCOUNT4BL3 OTH3R TH4N MYS3LF

TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD F33L L1K3 4 HYPOCR1T3 1F 1 TR13D TO F1X OTH3R P3OPL3'S M1ST4K3S

JOHN: yeah, i know what you mean.

JOHN: when i try to think of what to fix...

JOHN: all i can do is look back on what i did wrong.

JOHN: i never should have let that ring out of my sight.

JOHN: going back and getting the ring is the first thing we should do, right?

JOHN: i guess that one is kind of a no brainer.

JOHN: besides, i promised roxy i'd get it.

JOHN: i kind of blew it last time i told her i'd get it.

JOHN: so maybe i shouldn't mess that up again, heh.

JOHN: what do you think, terezi?

TEREZI: HM

JOHN: but other than that, the sky is the limit.

JOHN: really, what do we do?

JOHN: do i go back to when we were just starting to play the game, and give us some advantages?

JOHN: but then, messing up our session causes this whole chain reaction...

JOHN: we never would have met the trolls, or had any reason to scratch the session...

JOHN: and if we didn't scratch the session, there never would have been an alternate reality where roxy and her pals got to play, thereby meeting us...

JOHN: when you start looking back and realizing how interrelated everything is, it starts feeling like an overwhelming job to fix it.

JOHN: on the one hand, you don't want to change so much that the reality you create is barely recognizable.

JOHN: you want to keep everything as similar as possible, so you get to keep all the lessons you learned and the important experiences you had with your friends.

JOHN: but on the other hand...

JOHN: if you aren't going to change something substantial enough to make a real difference, why bother at all?

JOHN: it's like, go big or go home, you know?

JOHN: sort of a catch 22 when you think about it.

JOHN: is any of this making sense?

JOHN: terezi?

JOHN: terezi!!

TEREZI: WH4T

JOHN: were you listening to a word i said?

TEREZI: NOT R34LLY

JOHN: augh!

JOHN: come on terezi, get it together!

JOHN: i was saying some really deep and insightful stuff, probably.

JOHN: i bet ROXY would have thought it was cool.

JOHN: uh...

JOHN: what are you doing?

JOHN: are you...

JOHN: writing on your scarf?

JOHN: in...

JOHN: blood? :\

TEREZI: H3R3

JOHN: what the hell is this?

TEREZI: 4 L1ST OF 1NSTRUCT1ONS

TEREZI: JUST FOCUS ON 4LL OF TH3S3 K3Y THOUGHTS, 1N 3X4CTLY TH1S ORD3R

TEREZI: FOR 34CH ON3, DO 3X4CTLY WH4T 1T T3LLS YOU

TEREZI: 4ND TH3N QU1CKLY MOV3 ON TO TH3 N3XT ON3, UNT1L YOU 4R3 DON3

JOHN: huh?

TEREZI: 3V3RY CH4NG3 1 4M T3LL1NG YOU TO M4K3 W1LL H4V3 1NCR3D1BLY SUBTL3 CONS3QU3NC3S

TEREZI: HOW3V3R, TH3Y W1LL B3 4BSOLUT3LY 3SS3NT14L FOR CR34T1NG 4 MOR3 F4VOR4BL3 OUTCOM3

TEREZI: BUT ONLY 1F YOU FOLLOW MY 1NSTRUCT1ONS TO TH3 L3TT3R, NO QU3ST1ONS 4SK3D!

JOHN: wow.

JOHN: but how do you know these are the exact right things to change?

TEREZI: 1 S41D NO QU3ST1ONS 4SK3D!!!

JOHN: ok, jeez.

JOHN: i was just curious!

TEREZI: YOU 4SK3D M3 TO US3 MY POW3RS TO H3LP YOU

TEREZI: TH4T 1S WH4T 1 4M DO1NG

TEREZI: 1T 1S NOW YOUR JOB TO TRUST M3 4ND DO WH4T 1 S4Y

JOHN: ...it is?

TEREZI: CL34RLY

TEREZI: TH1S BLOODY SC4RF CONT41NS S3CR3T W1SDOMS OF TH3 M1ND WH1CH 4 LOWLY HUM4N W1ND BOY COULD N3V3R D4R3 TO F4THOM

TEREZI: 4ND NOW TH3 W1ND BOY MUST 3MBR4C3 H1S ROL3 4S TH3 W4YW4RD H31R, UNBOUND FROM TH3 T13S OF C4US4L1TY, 4ND PUT 4LL H1S F41TH 1N 4 F4LL3N S33R TO BR1NG R3D3MPT1ON TO US 4LL

JOHN: haha, ok now i know you're full of shit!

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: BUT COULD YOU PL34S3 JUST T4K3 TH3 FUCK1NG SC4RF 4ND DO WH4T 1 S4Y

JOHN: alright, why not.

JOHN: this is a lot of instructions.

JOHN: all these will take me to certain events in your life?

TEREZI: 1D34LLY, Y3S

JOHN: well, at least you have a plan.

JOHN: who am i to say it isn't the right one?

TEREZI: NOBODY

JOHN: oh snap!

JOHN: terezi, did you know, even though you're a weirdo, and we probably wouldn't get along most of the time, i kind of missed you?

JOHN: you were one of the first trolls i ever talked to.

JOHN: we got off on a weird foot with your death threats, and jokey antagonism, and it's almost like we never stopped being on that foot?

JOHN: it makes me nostalgic for simpler times...

JOHN: do you remember when you made me those maps to follow?

JOHN: in a way, following your instructions will be like that tom foolery all over again!

TEREZI: 1 DO R3M3MB3R

TEREZI: TH3 M4PS 1 S3NT TO YOU W3R3 C4RTOGR4PH1C M4ST3RSTROK3S, 4ND R3PR3S3NT3D 4 SH1N1NG 3X4MPL3 FOR 4LL WHO WOULD 4SP1R3 TO HO4X GULL1BL3 DW33BS 3V3RYWH3R3

TEREZI: BUT L3T'S NOT W4ST3 GOOD S3NT1M3NT4L1TY H3R3

TEREZI: YOU 4R3 4BOUT TO STROLL DOWN M3MORY L4N3 W1TH M3 1N 4 MUCH MOR3 L1T3R4L S3NS3

TEREZI: WH3R34S 1...

TEREZI: ON3 MOM3NT

JOHN: huh?

TEREZI: YOU'LL N33D ON3 MOR3 TH1NG FOR YOUR JOURN3Y

TEREZI: WH4T 1S YOUR F4VOR1T3 COLOR

JOHN: um...

TEREZI: TH4T W4S 4 RH3TOR1C4L QU3ST1ON, NUMBNUTS

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Good morning sleepy head!

Thank you for wearing boxers instead of troll panties. I wouldn’t have been able to handle that.

TEREZI: YOU KNOW... TEREZI: VR1SK4S 4NC3STOR? TEREZI: TH3 FR13NDLY ON3 WHO T3LLS LONG STOR13S

...I don’t remember Terezi being on the ship...

TEREZI: 1 W4S 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 T4CTFUL TH4N YOU 4ND 4CTU4LLY L1ST3N3D TEREZI: 4ND L3T H3R T4LK M3 1NTO SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULDNT H4V3 >:[ KARKAT: SO SHE WAS JUST LIKE KARKAT: *POOF!* KARKAT: AND SUDDENLY YOUR EYES WERE BETTER?

OH FUCK, WHAT?

OH GOD, THAT’S RIGHT! ARANEA HAS THE ABILITY! 0.0;

HOLY FUCK, SHE CAN SEE NOW! :O

KARKAT: I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE AS CHUFFED ABOUT HER OWN DISABILITY AS YOU. I WAS ALWAYS UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU FELT LIKE IT WAS A BIG PART OF WHO YOU ARE? TEREZI: 1T W4S!!! TEREZI: TH3 MOM3NT SH3 H34L3D M3 1 KN3W 1 M4D3 4 T3RR1BL3 M1ST4K3

Poor Terezi ):

God, what... what is this going to mean going forward? There must be a point.

TEREZI: FOR SOM3 R34SON 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 TO T4K3 TH3 ONLY COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF 4ND "F1X" 1T TEREZI: WH4T W4S 1 TH1NK1NG? KARKAT: WHOA WHOA KARKAT: THE *ONLY* COOL THING ABOUT YOU?

What? Damn, come on Terezi, you survived everything for a reason! You deserve to be here, and that’s considering you’re in the company of gods!

TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S STUP1DLY 4W3STRUCK BY SOM3 P3OPL3 WHO W3R3 NOT SO 1MPR3SS1V3 1N R3TROSP3CT 4ND 1 M4D3 4 DUMB M1ST4K3

I really hope Gamzee was the big mistake... or wait, no, she means her eyes.

Wishful thinking.

TEREZI: HOW D1D YOU KNOW W3 W3R3 D4T1NG! TEREZI: D1D H3 T3LL YOU?

He didn’t tell Karkat...

I mean, he did tell Rose who told Dave and Kanaya, but Karkat found out on his own.

KARKAT: BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. EVEN IF I DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF, WHICH I *DID* BECAUSE IT WAS *OBVIOUS*, YOU ARE UP HERE ON THE ROOF LYING UNCONSCIOUS IN A PILE OF HONK HORNS AND FAYGO BOTTLES.

Pfft, yeah, its kind of obvious...

TEREZI: 1N 4 W4Y, 1M 3V3N MOR3 D1SGUST3D W1TH MYS3LF FOR D4T1NG TH4T 4SSHOL3 TH4N 1 4M FOR H34L1NG MY 3Y3S

Oh good.

Well, not good. She’s stuck in a relationship she’s ashamed of. But at least she realizes it’s a mistake.

TEREZI: 1 C4NT BR1NG MYS3LF TO STOP S331NG H1M TEREZI: 3V3RY T1M3 1 TH1NK 1 C4NT STOM4CH TH3 S1GHT OF H1S UGLY F4C3 FOR 4NOTH3R S3COND TEREZI: H3 PULLS M3 B4CK 1N TEREZI: H3 1S JUST TEREZI: SO TEREZI: 4444WFUL

Oh god Dx

I hope when he leaves to meet Calliborn, he never comes back.

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years ago

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[A6A6I4] ====>

JOHN: so, that th'n we dizzay wit tha passwizzle... JOHN: we can uze thizzay trizzay ta our advantage, right bitch ass nigga?

TEREZI: TH4T TH3 1D34 TEREZI: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. 1F W3 COM3 UP W1TH 4 L1ST OF K3Y THOUGHTS TEREZI: YOU SHOULD B3 4BL3 TA DO WH4T YOU JUST D1D TEREZI: 4ND Z3RIZZO 1N ON SIZZAY3 OF MAH M3MOR13S, 4ND CH4NG3 4 F3W TH1NGS

JOHN cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: like whizzat?

TEREZI n shit: GOOD QU3ST1ON TEREZI keep'n it real yo: W3 H4V3 4LL M4D3 4 LOT OF M1ST4K3S TEREZI: 1 CIZZY N4M3 4 DOZ3N T3RR1BL3, S-T-TO-THA-IZZUP1D TH1NGS P3OPL3 H4V3 DON3 JIZZY OFF TH3 TOP OF MAH H34D TEREZI cuz this is how we do it: WH1CH 1F 3R4S3D WOULD PROB4BLY 1MPROV3 TH3 S1TU4T1ON TEREZI keep'n it real yo: 4ND Y3T TEREZI: 1 DON'T F33L L1K3 1 H4V3 TH3 CIZZY TO HIZNOLD 4N-Y-O-TO-THA-IZZON3 4CCOUNT4BL3 OTH3R TH4N MYS3LF TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1 W-TO-THA-IZZOULD F33L L1K3 4 HYPIZNOCR1T3 1F 1 TR13D TA F1X OTH3R P3OPL3 M1ST4K3S

> [A6A6I4] ====>

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 7 years ago

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[A6I5] ==>

KARKAT: WHO???

TIZZLE: YOU KNOW... TERIZZLE: VR1SK4S 4NC3STOR? TEREZI: TH3 FR13NDLIZZLE ON3 WHO T3LLS LIZNONG STOR13S

KARKAT: OH YEAH. KARKAT: HER. KARKAT: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T KNOW, I CIZZY KIZZY ALL THEZE GHOST NAMES STRAIGHT. KARKAT: FLIPTUNA? MEOWLIN... KARKAT: WASN'T THERE A CARLOS? KARKAT ta help you tap dat ass: F-TO-THA-IZZUCK IT. THIZZLE WIZNERE ALL NIZZLE CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. KARKAT: WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHIZZAY WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT... KARKAT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: PLAYA, DIS ISN'T THA POINT. KARKAT: ALL I REMEMBA 'BOUT MAH INTERACTIONS WIT THE SERKIZZLE GIZZAY WAS GETTING CORNERED INTO THEZE LUDICROUS MONOLOGUES, THEN MACKIN' MAH BRIZZAY FO` EXCUZES TA GIT THA HELL OUT OF THERE.

TEREZI: Y34H W3LL TEREZI: Death row 187 4 life. 1 W4S 4 L1TTL3 MIZZY3 T4CTFUL TH4N YOU 4ND 4CTU4LLY L1ST3N3D TEREZI: Tru niggaz do niggaz. 4ND L3T H3R T4LK M3 1NTIZZO SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULDNT H4V3 >:[

KARKAT: SO SHIZZLE WAS JUST LIKE KARKAT: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. *POOF so you betta run and grab yo glock!* KARKAT: N SUDDIZZLE YO' EYES WERE BETTA?

TEREZI: Y3S

KARKAT fo' sho': WHIZZLE BE SHE, SOME SIZZLE OF MAGIC FAIRY keep'n it real yo??

TEREZI: UM. Y3S wit da big Bo$$ Dogg? TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF L1T3R4LLY WH4T SH3 1S

KARKAT: OH KARKIZZLE: ALRIGHT, I GIZNUESS PLAYA STORY CHECKS OUT THEN. KIZZLE: GIZZOOD FO` HER. KARKAT: BIZZAY DIS D-TO-THA-IZZOESN'T SEEM LIZZLE YOU TEREZI. I MIZZAY, I DIZZIDN'T THINK YOU EVEN WANTED YO' EYESIGHT BACK? KARKAT, ya feel me? I'VE NEVA MET ANYONE AS CHUFFED 'BOUT HA OWN DISABILITIZZLE AS YOU. I WIZNAS ALWIZZLE UNDA THA IMPRESSION YOU FELT LIZZY IT WAS A BIZZLE PART OF WHIZZLE YIZZY BE?

TEREZI: 1T W4S! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.!! TEREZI ta help you tap dat ass: TH3 MOM3NT SH3 H34L3D M3 1 KN3W 1 M4D3 4 T3RR1BL3 M1ST4K3 TEREZI fo my bling bling: BUT 1 COULDNT T4K3 1T B4CK TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT 4BOUT 1T TEREZI: L1K3 JIZZAY BL1ND1NG MYS3LF 4G41N 4ND PR3T3ND1NG 1T N3V3R H4PP3N3D TEREZI: BIZZUT TERIZZLE in all flavas: 3V3N TH3 W4IZZY 1T H4PP3N3D OR1G1N4LLY W4S SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L TA M3 TEREZI: 1 C4NT DIZZUPL1C4T3 TH4T TERIZZLE: 4ND 3V3N 1F 1 C-TO-THA-IZZOULD 1T ST1LL WIZZAY B3 TH3 S4M3 TEREZI: 1 C4NT S33M TA FIZNORG1V3 MYS3LF FO` B31NG SO STIZZUP1D TIZZLE: FO` SOM3 R34SON 1 THIZZAY 1T W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 TA T4K3 TH3 ONLY COO' 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF 4ND "F1X" 1T TERIZZLE upside yo head: WH4T W4S 1 TH1NK1NG?

KARKAT so you betta run and grab yo glock: WHOA WIZZY KARKAT: THA *ONLY* COO' TH'N 'BOUT YOU? KIZZLE like a motha fucka: TEREZI. I WANT TA BE UNDERSTAND'N, BIZZLE I CAN'T GIT BEHIND SOME OF THA SHIT YOE SAY'N 'BOUT YIZZLE HERE. KARKIZZLE: WHAT MIZZY YOU STIZZLE BLUNT-ROLLIN' L-TO-THA-IZZIKE DIS with my forty-fo' mag?

TERIZZLE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. 1 TH1NK 1T W4S WH3N W3 ST4RT3D M33T1NG OUR 4NC3STIZZORS TEREZI straight from long beach nigga: 4ND 1 THIZNOUGHT T-H-3-TO-THA-IZZY W3R3 4LL COOL3R 4ND OLD3R 4ND MIZNOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG TH4N US TIZZLE: 3V3N THIZNOUGH TH3IZZY PROB4BLY W3R3NT? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. TEREZI and yo momma: TIZZY H4D 4 LIZNOT OF PIZZY 4ND 1NS3CIZZUR1T13S TOO TEREZI: BUT 1 GIZNU3SS TH3 K1ND TH4T OLD3R K1DS H4V3, 4ND WH3N YOUR3 YIZZOUNG3R YOU DONT R34LLY R3COGN1Z3 TH3M 4S PROBL3MS TERIZZLE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back YOU LOOK 4T THOS3 TH1NGS 4S JIZZUST P4RT OF WH4T 1TS L1K3 B31NG SOM3ON3 WHOS MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG 4ND GRIZZAY UP TH4N YIZZY TERIZZLE: M4YB3 S1NC3 1M NIZZAY 4S YOUNG 4NIZZY3 1 GIZZLE 1 C4N S33 TH4T NOW TEREZI: BUT 1 W4S STUP1DLY 4W3STRUCK BY SIZZLE3 P3OPL3 WHO W3R3 NOT SO 1MPR3SS1V3 1N R3TROSP3CT 4ND 1 M4D3 4 DIZZAY M1ST4K3

KARKAT: One, two three and to tha four. WAIT. WE MIZZAY ALL THOZE THUGZ LIKE... KARKAT: KIZZIND OF A LIZNONG TIME AGO? KARKAT with the S-N-double-O-P: HOW LIZZY HAVE YOU BEEN RIDIN' DIS FRIZZOM EVIZZLE? Tru niggaz do niggaz.

TEREZI cuz Im tha Double O G: 1 DONT KNIZZAY TIZZLE in all flavas: 4 Y34R OR SIZNOM3TH1NG and yo momma? TERIZZLE: 4ND 1 W4SNT H1D1NG 1T TEREZI: 1 J-TO-THA-IZZUST D1DNT T3LL 4NYBODY

KARKIZZLE: YEAH! THAT WHAT MESSIN' IT MEANS.

TEREZI: BUT TEREZI: YOU USU4LLY C4NT S33 MAH 3Y3S 4NYW4Y! TEREZI: C4US3 OF MY GL4SS3S?? DIZZUH

KARKAT: I KNOW, BUT NOT TELLING ANYBODIZZLE THAT BE STILL BEIN POINTLESSLY SECRETIVE yeah yeah baby! KARKAT: YIZNOU CIZZOULD HIZZAY SAID, HEY KARKAT, I FUCKED UP N NIZNOW I CIZZY SEE AGAIN. MAYBE WE CIZNAN RAP 'BOUT THIS SO I DIZNON'T GO INTO A TRAGIC DIZZLE SPIRAL N MAKE YIZZY W-O-DOUBLE-RIZZY 'BOUT ME FO` NO REASON!

TEREZI: 1M SORRIZZLE! TEREZI: 1 SHOULD H4V3 TEREZI upside yo head: BUT 1 W4S SO 4SH4M3D

KARKAT thats off tha hook yo: N WHAT 'BOUT DIS CLANDESTINE BLIZZLE NONSENZE YOU GOTS GO'N ON WIT GAMZEE?

TEREZI: WH4T?

KARKAT: HAVE YOU BEEN DAT'N HIM FOR JUST AS LONG fo gettin yo pimp on? KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. WAS HE INVOLVED IN THIZZAT DECISION?? KARKAT: L-TO-THA-IZZIKE, DIZZAY HE HELP RAP YIZNOU INTO HEAL'N YIZZAY EYES OR SUM-M SUM-M so i can get mah pimp on?!

TEREZI: HIZZY D1D YOU KNIZZLE W3 W3R3 D4T1NG! TEREZI: D1D H3 T3LL YOU?

KARKAT: OH MAH GOD. TEREZI, YOU BE A FUCKING CATASTROPHE. KARKAT: YIZZY UZE' TA BE LIKE, CUNN'N? N CONSIDERABLY MIZZY INTELLIZZLE THAN ME, WHICH I HAVE NO PRIZZLE ADMITTING. KARKAT: BIZZY DIS BE RIDICULOUS. EVIZZLE IF I DIZZIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF, WHICH I *DIZZLE* COZ IT WIZNAS *OBVIOUS*, YIZZLE ARE UP HIZZLE ON THA R-TO-THA-IZZOOF CHILLIN' UNCONSCIOIZZLE 'N A PILE OF HONK HORNS AND FIZZY BOTTLES. KARKAT: I BE NOT A MASTA OF DEDUCTION, BIZZUT UNLESS YIZZY WIZZY RECENTLIZZLE STIZZLE ON BY SIZZOME SIZZORT OF GOLEM COMPOZE' OF GARBAGE FROM A CIRCUS, IT SEEMS FAIR TA SIZZLE YOU BE OFFICIALLY DOWN WIT THA CLOWN.

TEREZI: You gotta check dis shit out yo. UUUGH TEREZI: OK TIZZLE: Y3S TEREZI: 1TS TRU3 >:o[ KARKAT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: WIZNELL? WHAT D-YA HIZNAVE TA SAY 'BOUT IT. TEREZI: 1 COULDNT G3T UP TH3 N3RV3 TA T3LL YIZZY 4BOUT TH4T 31TH3R TIZZLE: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. 1N 4 W4Y, 1M 3V3N MOR3 D-1-S-G-TO-THA-IZZUST3D W1TH MYS3LF FO` D4T1NG TH4T 4SSHOL3 TH4N 1 4M FO` H34L1NG MAH 3Y3S

KARKAT fo yo bitch ass: THEN WHY BE YOU DIPPIN' IT!

TIZZLE: 1 DONT KNIZNOW! TIZZLE: Its just anotha homocide. 1 C4NT BR1NG MYS3LF TO STIZZAY S331NG H1M TIZZLE: 3V3RIZZAY T1M3 1 TH1NK 1 C4NT S-T-TO-THA-IZZOM4CH TH3 S1GHT OF H1S UGLY F4C3 FO` 4NOTH3R S-3-C-TO-THA-IZZOND TEREZI: H3 PIZZULLS M3 B4CK 1N TEREZI cuz this is how we do it: H3 1S JIZNUST TEREZI: SO TIZZLE: 4444WFUL

> [A6I5] ==>

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gulescamisade · 8 years ago

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Alaska: Day 4

ARANEA: -hovering over everyone in the group, eyeballing them before she moves onto the next person. she keeps prodding about how people are feeling, which seems a little strange... after all this is ARANEA...-

MITUNA: -He's...existing. That's about it.-

ARANEA: -👁️👁️ x4 -

MITUNA: WH47 7H3 FUCK 4R3 Y0U G4WK1NG 47

ARANEA: Nothing! I apologize. I just wanted to make sure everyone is feeling well...

MITUNA: 81NCH WHY W0ULD 4NY0N3 83 F33L1NG W3LL L00K 47 7H15 5H17 W3R3 FR33Z1NG 0UR 8ULG35 0FF(edited)

LATULA: y34h b4b3z 1dk wh4t your3 scop1n but 1tz m4k1n m3 n3rvous.(edited)

ARANEA: There's no need to get hostile or suspicious a8out it. ::::/

MITUNA: -scowls at her-

LATULA: soz 1t l1k3 4 n3rv3z th1ng or do you gott4 p33 or wh4t????

ARANEA: That's rude!

ARANEA: It's only that... If someone is feeling ill, or if they hurt themselves... I would like to help.

MITUNA: 1M G0DD4MN FUCK1NG P34CHY

LATULA: th4t 41nt rud3 th4t qu3st1on 1s l3g1t 4s FUCK dud3 1 wouldnt w4n4 poty 1n th3 snow f1rst off 1tz gonn4 fr33z3 4ND TH4N som3 wolv3z 4r3 gonn4 b1t3 your 4ss c4us3 th4tz how th3y m4rk t3rr1tory.

LATULA: not 3v3n ONC3 dog.

LATULA: -She rubs her hands together a second.- pffffuck 1 dunno wh4t s1ck would 3v3n f33l l1k3 1m 4LR34DY sh1v3r1ng 4ND my thro4tz r4w from 4ll th1s br34th1ng 4nd sh1t????

LATULA: fuck th4t whol3 3nt1r3 no1s3.

[[ Distant, ominous awoos ]]

ARANEA: -gets a chill- ... Right. That makes sense...

KARKAT: =He will sneeze on a wolf and punch it in the ass, but he's sleeping forever=

MITUNA: -Basically drapes over Latula-

[[ Even further away is the sound of a predatory screech, much like the sounds from the first night. ]]

DAELOS: -He was snoozing. He opens one eye- There is no need for-

DAELOS: Uh -DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT-

MITUNA: 1 H0P3 17 3475 M3 F1R57

ARANEA: -scoots back over to daelos...-

[[ At least the snow and sky has stopped being a douchbag, amirite? ]]

KARKAT: =Alright he can't sleep through that, he cracks his eyes open. Feeling like considerable garbage but its congestion and body ache. Fuck the entire sky=

LATULA: bruh!!!

DAELOS: -Wraps his arms around her.- >:I -He will punch you in the face if you come near his girlfriend, nature-

TEREZI: =walks up and adds more branches to their firewood collection, shivering.=

MITUNA: JU57 3ND 17 DUD3 1M U53L355 4NYW4Y

TEREZI: H3Y NOW, TH4TS QU1TT3R T4LK

MITUNA: 7H475 M3 N00K7007H

LATULA: BRUH YOU 4R3 NOT!!!!

KARKAT: FINE THEN IT'S A HEAP OF BULLSHIT. LOOK AT ALL THIS BACKLASH YOU'RE GETTING FROM TALKING YOURSELF DOWN, FUCKWIT. ROLL IN IT.

MITUNA: -Grooooooooaaaaaaaans-

KARKAT: THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT.

ARANEA: -leans into daelos... why did they have to get stuck with so many loud people???-

DAELOS: -He was just thinking the same thing. Just listening to them gives him a head ache-

LATULA: dud3 cmon 1 dont m34n l1k3--

LATULA: FUCK

LATULA: you 41nt us3l3ss c4us3 1 sur3 4s fuck n33d you h3r3.

LATULA: th4t 41nt som3 fuck1n cullfuck t4lk. -She squeezes him pretty tightly, still kinda shivering.-

MITUNA: C4R3551NG Y0U G3N7LY W17H MY H3478UN5

LATULA: uh Y34H? you th1nk 1m4 l3t 4ny of th3s3 chuckl3fuckz do th4t????

DAELOS: -He feels sort of uneasy.- What sort of wild life lives in this part of Earth

REDGLARE: H1rsut3 m4mm4ls. -She approaches the fire from the NEARBY SHADOWS, wings folded down. They look like they've been in better shape. Not a cold weather appendage...-

TEREZI: =flips through the internets. It sure is weird they still have communications all the way out here.=

TEREZI: THR33 SP3C13S OF B34RS, C4R1BOU, MOOS3...M33S3?, WOLV3S, S3V3R4L B1RDS...WOW

TEREZI: FOR B31NG 4N 1C1CL3 H4NG1NG OFF 4 G14NTS BUTTH41RS, TH3 W1LDL1F3 1S PR3TTY D1V3RS3

KARKAT: DOES THAT THING SAY SHIT ABOUT CIVILIZATIONS AND THINGS WE CAN FUCKING GET OUR HANDS ON? =sniffs wetly and grossly through the nose and the gills=

TEREZI: =turns to him= H3Y, YOU DONT SOUND SO GOOD >:[

ARANEA: ... -HOVERS over him now-

KARKAT: WHEN HAVE I EVER SOUNDED ANY TYPE OF PLEASANT--HOLY FUCK.

KARKAT: =EYEBALLS=

DAELOS: 👀

ARANEA: Hello... Is it possi8le you've caught a cold from ah... Fishing?

TEREZI: =holds up a kleenex to his face= TEREZI: H3R3, BLOW

KARKAT: REALLY? WELL HERE I THOUGHT BLOWING FLUIDS OUT MY NOSE AND ASS WAS A PART OF MY WEIRD FISH THING. =I mean... he isn't about to argue with her but the blowing is pretty gross and there's just a lotta mucus in his body, man. Good thing he's wearing a jacket, saves everyone's eyes some trouble=

TEREZI: > :[ =look of intense concern=

KARKAT: DON'T MAKE ME TOUCH YOU WITH MY FILTHY HANDS TEREZI, IT'S FINE.

TEREZI: =moving to open his jacket to check out those gills= TEREZI: =they're by the fire, it'll be fine=

KARKAT: =Okay no, he puts his hand on her face= OH MY GOD PISS OFF IT'S OKAY.

TEREZI: =muffled= NO YOUR3 NOT TEREZI: YOU SOUND L1K3 YOUR3 UND3RW4T3R

KARKAT: DROWNING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MY MISTAKES PROBABLY.

TEREZI: 4LMOST...TH3R3....

KARKAT: NO, FUCK OFF, KEEP YOUR MITTS TO YOURSELF. =bats at her hands with his other hand, it's gross in there=

TEREZI: =the world needs to see these glorious abs!=

ARANEA: ... -glances around. then casually plarps karkat's shoulder from behind. in a matter of seconds, a warmth starts to travel through him from that spot, like its searching for the source of his ailment... and then it collects in his chest and throat and head, slowly clearing out of the congestion.-

DAELOS: 👀

MITUNA: WH47 7H3 GL0835

KARKAT: =Not if they're covered in weird fish snot. Also he jumps at the plarp, about to gripe when a weird warm shiver trails through him. It doesn't do anything for the nasty little collection of jelly in his shirt but he can breathe.... HE CAN FIGHT........ TURNS to Aranea, talking clear as a bell... well aside from his usual voice scruff= ......WHAT THE FRESH FUCKING SHITBASKET?

MITUNA: 7H47 700

DAELOS: Tone down the l00dness, please

DAELOS: She did you a favor

DAELOS: -HAUGHTY HORSE SNORT-

KARKAT: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

MITUNA: Y34H G0 FUCK Y0UR53LF

MITUNA: G3N7LY

TEREZI: NO W41T GUYS S3R1OUSLY

ARANEA: ::::)

ARANEA: Do you feel 8etter, then?

TEREZI: JUST...H34R H3R OUT FOR 4 M1NUT3

KARKAT: ASIDE FROM THE SLIME IN MY SHIRT YES.

KARKAT: SO. THAT'S NEW. AND I'D RATHER HEAR WHAT THE ENTIRE DEAL IS WITH ALL OF THAT.

MITUNA: WH47 7H3 8L1573R1NG 5H178R15K37

DAELOS: Hmph -he would argue more, but he doesn't want to steal Aranea's limelight, so he'll hold his tongue-

ARANEA: -she's pleased just knowing it works! clasps her hands together.- It isn't so unusual, is it?

ARANEA: These a8ilities came to me when we were on LOMAT... I had a theory that I used them to help Terezi, 8ut I haven't had much opportunity to test them since.

MITUNA: -Squints-

TEREZI: =she cleared her throat and shrugged awkwardly= 1TS TRU3

MITUNA: -SQUINTS MORE-

KARKAT: SO IT'S ALL AROUND SHIT... OKAY WELL. LET'S NOT USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO BE STUPID AND GET HURT BUT.... THANKS.

DAELOS: -Yes, good. Praise her.-

TEREZI: =nods= TH4NK YOU

TEREZI: TH1S...TH1S 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG

TEREZI: 1TS 1NCR34S3D OUR CH4NC3S FOR SURV1V4L

MITUNA: 0K4Y 8U7 WH47 3L53 C4N 5H3 F1X

ARANEA: -looks at him curiously- What do you mean?

KARKAT: =He's here for this he's also just..... gonna slip away to clean his torso but keep in earshot=

TEREZI: =goes to help him=

TEREZI: =she has all the tissues, even the ones imbued with lotion=

MITUNA: 175 4 PR377Y 345Y QU35710N

MITUNA: Y0U CUR3D K4RK47 0F 5N07 R07

MITUNA: 15 7H47 17 0R C4N Y0U F1X 4NYM47H1NG

ARANEA: ... -ah yes, she sees- Hypothetically I could. ARANEA: As I said, I haven't had much opportunity to test my limits. -starts to approach him-

MITUNA: -Still hanging on Latula. She approaches.- UMMM

ARANEA: -she won't hurt you 8888) -

MITUNA: -SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT- WH47 1F Y0UR L1M17 15 N1N3 7H0U54ND

ARANEA: Hm? Nine thousand what? -is this a meme... squints-

MITUNA: -....maybe-

MITUNA: UM

MITUNA: 8U775

ARANEA: -rolls eyes, but otherwise ignores it... instead she holds out her hand- Mituna, would you like me to help you?

MITUNA: MNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

ARANEA: -just smiling... yes, it must be unsettling-

MITUNA: -So anyone gonna interject or is he just her new project now? Mituna glances around- 1 GU355

TEREZI: =thumbs up= >:]

MITUNA: -Excalibur no....-

DAELOS: -He thinks this is an excellent idea. He has poor judgement-

KARKAT: =He can't really say shit= JUST DO WHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH. =At both of them. Squinting while Terezi helps him de-snot=

MITUNA: -That's his secret Karkat. He's never comfortable-

KARKAT: =Gdi Mituna=

MITUNA: G0 F0R 17 1 GU355 WH475 7H3 W0R57 7H47 C0ULD H4PP3N

TEREZI: =Being as gentle as possible=

TEREZI: =she might be asking him to expel air from his gill slits. Dont worry, she can catch the snot with her hands=

MITUNA: -Gross-

ARANEA: -what's the worst that could happen INDEED... she draws in nearer to him, extending her hand further till she's touching the side of his fluffy head.- It's alright.

ARANEA: -she recalls that day -- when mituna made such a great sacrifice for the crew. yes, she was preoccupied with her own... life changing decisions... at the time, but who doesn't know the story of what mituna did to keep them out of harms way? she owes him so much. they all do, really, and she hopes this is an opportunity for her to give back.-

ARANEA: -he'll remember it too. for a moment, perhaps too vividly, and the light pulsing from her fingertips won't help the wash of aches in his head. but it passes soon enough when warmth replaces it -- not only physically, but the knowledge that what he had done changed so many lives for the better. but that wasn't the end of his story. there's much more for him.-

KARKAT: =This is true love, but he's also watching this=

MITUNA: -He's reliving it again. Everything far too vivid, and far too correct. There's so many details he'd lost in the muddle of his brain over the past perigees. But he'd saved everyone. He'd helped. Still, he wanted to help more, feeling like nothing more than a burden recently. Warmth flooded his body, something comforting as light came to his pan. Things were getting clearer, he remembered everything, but it was easier to. Faintly, hints of crimson and cerulean started coursing across his scars.-

TEREZI: >:o

ARANEA: -there's a light in her eyes watching this unfold, watching the change happen. and after another moment, she draws her hand back.-

ARANEA: How do you feel?

KARKAT: =Peeps also=

MITUNA: -He's quiet still. Little pops of psionic energy emanating off of him. He feels...right. That's only way to describe it. Things work the way he remembers. Then there's this dull roar starting in his head, a familiar and not missed ache coming to sound like a soft roar of jet turbine. He squint-

MITUNA: grea7 7hank5

MITUNA: 7hank5 a lo7

MITUNA: mmmmnnnnnnn

KARKAT: IS THAT SARDONIC OR NOT? =But he's not yelling to the world but also.... the squint and mms=

ARANEA: -SIDE EYES. she's wondering the same...-

MITUNA: -Rubs his head-

MITUNA: no i75 cool really 7hank you

KARKAT: =Well shit.... this is a game changer. He's glad for it though, Mituna seems okay=(edited)

LATULA: -WELL SHIT IS SURE RIGHT???-

ARANEA: -smiles, satisfied with that response- You're welcome.

MITUNA: i 7hink i need 7o lay down

KARKAT: OKAY MAN...... TAKE IT EASY.

MITUNA: -Lays face down in the snow-

KARKAT: YOU FUCK. THAT'S NOT TAKING IT EASY.

MITUNA: -First use of psionic powers: Constructing a snow middle finger while laying face down in the snow. 🖕 for you Karkat-

KARKAT: =SNRK, he'll take it=

TEREZI: TUN4

TEREZI: W4V3

TEREZI: PO'S 4SK1NG 1F YOUR3 OK4Y

MITUNA: -Turns his head and fashions his hand into a V, poking his tongue through the middle-

TEREZI: 4CTU4LLY WHY DONT YOU S1T UP? 4LL TH4T SNOW C4NT B3 GOOD FOR TH3 F4C3 >:\

TEREZI: =begins construction of a smallish snowtroll=

[[ While most of the campers lay sleeping, the predatory cries return, echoing across the vast terrain. The calls seem closer tonight, driving in a cold dagger of restless unease. ]]

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