#1. Dedede doesn’t learn any lessons ever. immune
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Kirby is actually such a funny series because a lot of the games follow a structure that’s like
Part 1: Oh no! King Dedede has stolen all the candy in Dreamland, and he’s keeping it all for himself! Quick, help Kirby get it back so everyone in Dreamland can have sweets!
Part 2: Uh oh! That cool knight Meta Knight is back with a vengeance! Run through a crazy gauntlet of enemies and obstacles to make your way to him, and have an epic sword fight!
Part 3: The Great Evil known by the name ‘Caedes the Unwavering’ has cast his shadow over Dreamland. Only a star warrior capable of breaking through his veil of nightmares by destroying his 100 legions of darkness can defeat him. Do you have what it takes?
Ending: And so Kirby and his friends sat down and had a scrumptious shortcake together, to celebrate their victory! The camera pans over to reveal Caedes’ helmet lying in the grass, charred beyond recognition, as a small plume of nightmare energy emerges and is immediately stomped on by King Dedede running over for cake
#yeah dude#Kirby#kirby series#it’s just a really funny phenomenon to me mostly cause like.#1. Dedede doesn’t learn any lessons ever. immune#2. Meta Knight is just. always ready to fight this pink thing#3. the more evil and wretched you are the more soul crushing it must be to get beaten by Bubblegum Biff over there#AND IT KEEPS HAPPENING LIKE DUDE FIND A DIFFERENT SERIES#GO JOIN FINAL FANTASY KIRBY ISN’T THERE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE
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