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do you think khun would be a clingy boyfriend to his SO

btw I am thinking of bam as the SO while writing this

first I'm thinking about his love language–i would guess that it would be acts of service, combined with quality time and words of affirmation, though I'm a bit iffy on words of affirmation because he does come from a family where he was forced to fight against other kids from his family where manipulation and deceit was probably very present. but i think he would really treasure real, genuine words of affirmation and would secretly like pet names even though he pretends to hate them (ahem only bam can call him those hehe). I think acts of service would still be the most prevalent, because that’s the main way that khun has shown his love/loyalty to bam, through actions that benefit bam etc… so i believe he would appreciate acts of service as well. I also think he would be the type of person to value actions more than words...but im not really sure. For quality time, i think he’d enjoy having the attention of his SO and would just appreciate being able to spend time with them, small things like that. 

Soo based off of that, i think in some ways khun would be clingy, for instance when he told bam to tell him where he was going so he could always follow him, but they do have a really special relationship so yeah...i dont necessarily think khun is typical “overly clingy” boyfriend but i think he’d be “reasonably clingy” (whatever that means lmao) in that he’d always want to make sure his SO is safe and i think he’d probably get passive-aggressively jealous if his SO talked too much to other people (and we all know bam is friendly af sooo ahaha) but i think bam would find that endearing and cute lmao so it wouldn’t be a big problem, might just lead to pent-up *cough cough* if you get my drift ;)

I kinda went on a tangent again but i hope that answers ur q anon :) 

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khun modern bf headcanons?

Hmm oof i am probably not the best person to be asking this cause I dont write fics or anything but I’ll do my best

So i realized that i just wrote plot stuff but im posting anyway cause i spent way too long on this ahaha 

apologies in advance for typos that I'm too lazy to go through and correct

Enjoy the headcanons that i wrote later + plots that i originally wrote and went on a long tangent on oops

Headcanons:

Khun would be that subtle overprotective boyfriend 

He’d just kinda silently watch from afar but he’d totally kill anybody who hurt bam in any way, shape, or form

But he’d like be SUPER sweet with bam like

Pet names yall PET NAMES like khun and bam would prob both mutually melt when they call each other pet names

Khun would always help bam with hw and whatnot, let’s pretend bam’s a physics genius cause thats just how i imagine him in modern life, always has trouble with law class (he’s  taking it just for khun so he can understand what khun’s talking about) so khun helps him

Khun would be a super smooth talker, can woo a n y b o d y, exceptional at speeches, captain of speech and debate team

Khun would never admit he’s jealous but like the whole gang would know (except for bam who’s clueless as usual) 

Like bam is friendly with everybody so khun’d just be like ugh screw yall 

But then bam always confides in him and spends a crapload amt of time with him so he knows he’s just doubting himself and he’s mad at himself about it cause he knows bam is loyal to a fault and would never betray him

When bam gets older bam uses this against him hehe

Khun would also be that bf that everyones jealous of 

Everyone would want to be with khun but he only has eyes for bam

Ignores everybody else who hits on him

Side note i still stan top!bam and bottom!khun 

Khun would also be super thoughtful and goes out of his way to help make bam’s life easier whether its doing chores or smth etc, and each time bam smiles at him and expresses his gratitude khun’s heart would melt for the 1000th time

But like secretly khun really likes confident and sexy bam

They’d probably roleplay ngl (let ur imagination wonder~)

Khun would enjoy just spending time with bam :’) just cuddling and doing mundane things, they’d be super adorable together, hugs and kisses and ah just too cute-

Khun secretly likes bdsm and bam knows this 😏they switch roles from time to time, i cant decide who’s sub/dom

Khun would plan a super elaborate proposal to bam but then somehow bam would catch him off guard and then khun would just blurt it out when they’re together <3

Khun’d always be up early to cook for bam, they both morning ppl tho khun’s always sleep deprived bc hes also a night owl 

Khun is shy with pda in public but eventually he and bam decide they dont care anymore and just hold hands and act all lovey dovey to the point where shibisu cant decide if he’s a proud dad or if he wants to throw up, rak is always proud of his turtles, endorsi and hatz literally want to throw up all the time and would die before admitting that they secretly approve of khunbam

Khun is all around a model bf that i am sure half the fandom would be willing to date but im sorry guys khun’s taken cause he’s only got eyes for bam~

Plot things/idk what they’re called:

CEO!khun and intern!bam

Assassin!khun and assassin!bam who eventually get together and destroy the corrupt system

Gdi i thought of so many while having dinner but i forgot

Hmmmm

Imagine bam as jue viole grace like forced to work in a gang or smth and then khun as the gang boss 

I totally dont have a thing for badass assassin themed things pls dont judge me

Teacher!khun and student!bam (ofc it’d be near graduation if u get my drift...😏)

Idk why i thought of this but imagine idol khun o.o wait YO idol khun + assistant bam

Tutor!khun and student!bam 

I feel like im literally just saying the same ideas

Theres a reason why im not a fic writer :’)

High school sweethearts -> angst bc parents dont approve, sad forced breakup, no contact -> get back together when older after a time-lapse when they’re more mature, heated reunion 

Best friends bam and khun since preschool, since they were in the womb, PINING, both of them scared to admit it cause they dont want to ruin their friendship, meanwhile the entire gang is betting on them getting together (aka mainly rak and shibisu betting, hatz, endorsi, anaak, (insert s2 and s3 gang dont wanna spoil) everybody etc)

Uni students with khun as a law major and bam as a cs major (both geniuses, nerd bam), roommates *insert smirk* lots of pining, blushes from them casually changing in front of each other...the rest is up to ur imagination

Khun and bam as rival sports teams coaches 

Age gap!khunbam (not a lot, somewhere between 5-8 yrs), with bam as the younger one who kept saying that he loves khun but khun just laughs it off bc bams a kid but then khun sees bam after he comes back from college and bam gets a massive glowup from clueless cinnamon roll to clueless cinnamon roll hottie who only has the hots for khun (still) and then khuns all like “fuck” *dies inside*

Single dad khun, bam as a daycare employee who keeps getting flustered by khun, khun takes interest in bam bc he doesn’t ask nosy questions like other ppl, and bam has these mesmerizing golden eyes

Tailor/dry cleaner owner!bam and office worker!khun who constantly needs his clothes to be altered so they fit exactly how he wants them to (this eventually results in awkward moments and blushing), and also dry cleans like his countless number of suits and dress shirts and whatnot

Author!khun and publishing assistant!bam (is it even called publishing assistant honestly i have no idea but u get what i mean right), khun never signs books but bam convinces him to 

Poet!khun and uni student!bam as a literature major who’s a big fan and wanted to meet khun at one of his signings but is too shy even though shibisu drags him there, accidentally bumps into khun in the bathroom, is all flustered, ends up talking to khun for super long, khun loves bam’s enthusiasm for the subject, offers to give feedback on bam’s poems, bam is literally about to combust, they have lots of meetings and khun flirts with bam who’s clueless but blushes a lot anyway, they kiss *ahem* the rest is history

Spy!khun and bam, khun realizing he doesn’t want to hurt bam, sends fake info back to his country (ruled by eduan and jahad), eduan finds out (sent khun out in the first place bc khun was a threat to him cause the ppl liked khun better), sends out an assassin to get khun, who knows this and escapes with bam somewhere, some complicated plot taht idk how to figure out but you get the drift, eventually khun rules the country with bam

Real estate agent khun and contractor bam, eventually start their own business together

Khun as student pres, also known as the ice king bc he’s turned down dating everyone who asked, bam as the transfer student who catches his attention  (bam with more of a jue viole grace complex), the silent physics genius who is also on par with khun when debating in speech and debate club 

Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), something leads to them fake dating, eventually real dating 😏

Khun and bam as besties, always do their hw together and hang out after class (cause bam always needs help haha), someone (rachel, DO NOT KILL ME I HAVE A REASON) asks bam out and he doesn't know how to say no (the rest of the gang egging him to date cause they know khuns gonna be jelly) khun goes and sulks, eventually bam gets hurt and manipulated by her, khun is pissed off, rachel is reported for abuse, khun and the gang fight for bam, khun is there for bam all the time, after a while bam asks khun out of the blue if khun likes him (shibisu let it slip that khun is gay bc god knows bam is oblivious af), khun is shocked but says yes bc he cant hide it anymore, bam says he always loved khun but thought khun was straight (bc of some dumb rumor someone said) which was why he ignored his feelings and agreed to date rachel bc he just wanted to distract himself, lots of cuddling thereafter, they get together, rak wins the bet for when khunbam will get together, khunbam gets married

oh man that became way longer than i expected...anon i hope u enjoyed that? half of it prob made 0 sense ngl and idek if i answered the q properly?

kudos to you if you actually read like all my rambling :’)

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khun eduan modern / modern bf headcanons?

hello anon! i am not very well versed in eduan, but i gave it a try:

Khun Eduan would be known as That Notorious Player Who’s Hot Af but is highkey clueless, and not in a cinnamon roll way

Has an unhealthy obsession with grapes, everyone knows that you have  to bribe him with  grapes or grape related products aka wine

Carries a reflective metal flask everywhere so he can stare at himself in it and bask in his attractiveness

Probably uses grape-flavored condoms ngl

Will literally still flirt with everyone while being a bf

Not exactly husband material but he’ll be That Super Hot bf

I imagine him to be that on/off bf

Would probably get caught cheating and then would buy his partner(s) (cough cough) something very nice and sweet talk them back, repeat cycle

Probably has never had a healthy relationship ngl 

Does not have “The One” but simply has “The Many” 

Basically has a harem

Doesn’t get how people are committed to one person (like if u can have more, why not more??)

I feel like I'm just bashing eduan at this point but like he didnt even know khun A.A. was his son so

Does not understand a (or multiple) Lover’s Feelings™

Doesn’t get commitment like, commitment, what commitment?? Foreign concept much

Drinks a lot and has built up a tolerance for alcohol so he can drink a lot and not get drunk but lets be real he acts like an idiot anyway

I feel bad for his partner honestly

But I mean they probably knew what they were signing up for right

EE major in school, is either barely passing class cause he just doesn’t try or acing class because he simply has natural talent, would probably actually help his partner with hw but is highkey terrible at explaining

Terrible at chores like, what does it matter if you can live in the house? Clean mirror that’s all he needs 

But still expects his partner to make sure the bed is clean

Even tho he’d fuck anyone, anything, anywhere, anytime

Goes without saying but he’s very good in bed

The bf everyone is secretly jealous of cause hes hot but also wouldn’t really want cause he’s just narcissistic and chugs grape juice

Please do not actually fall in love with khun eduan 

hope u enjoyed :P

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what type of girl do you think khun would find charming

Haha...anon did you purposely ask me this cause you know i like khunbam and ur messing with me? Or is this out of genuine curiosity? I really cant tell

Or like is this just in general and not like romantically??

In my head khun is gay af but like ig we can work with this

Nevertheless, i shall proceed...pretending khun is bi which he might be but i still think he would prefer men 

Damn so “charming” for khun...must have pretty high standards

A girl thats intelligent, takes no BS, friendly but highkey powerful, dont mess with her, kinda lowkey a softie but only for ppl she likes/approves of, protects smol innocent beans, can be on par with him when debating and with chess, has a perpetual sunshine aura but its not like blinding sunshine its kinda muted, is rational, thinks with her head, gives good advice, walks the talk

I hope that answered ur q anon :PP and apologies for a short post but i wasnt really sure how to go about this lmao

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