#1braincell

[soy-soi-si]

TW : mentions of usage/ownership of drugs

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓  

「Jade is just a little drugged rn, wtf do I do???」

@ y/nthe1_4ubb 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑

@ Squeezer & @ Scammer

@ scammer

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓  

「Is he breathing?」

@ squeezer

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「my weed or his shrooms?」

@ y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「He took my pills on accident. I mean he's breathing but he's acting like a normal person, I DON'T FEEL SAFE.」

@ squeezer

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「Run」

@ Scammer

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「Run」

@ y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「W THE HSEHHE」

@ sociopath

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「Y/n is now already half way to the lounge from her dorm. She'll be on time for her shift surely.」

@ CAULDRON

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「You guys are evil.」

@ -1Braincell

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「When aren't they?」

· · ────── ·𖥸· ────── · ·

[ask-idv-comedian]

Top bunk or bottom bunk?

“We have normal beds since everyone has their own assigned room.”

[lunathebee]

[9:01]

[reference to my fic tom!peter parker x fem! bodyguard!reader]

I can just imagine how Peter is terrible at keeping secrets, so of course Ned knows about Y/n

Ned: *whispered* hey psst

Y/n: umm..hi? Hello?

Ned: Are you Peter's bodyguard?

Y/n: *become serious* who are you?

Ned: I'm Ned, Peter Parker's best friend

Y/n:...

Ned: So if Peter doesn't need your protection, can you be my bodyguard instead? 😳😳

Y/n: *thinking about whether she should say that hiring a bodyguard cost million dollar* What do I get in return?

-- Later on --

Peter: Ned! Where have you been?

Ned: oh, I'm with my bodyguard 😎😎 *does a cool handshake with Y/n*

[Y/n shrugs while looking at Peter]

*Peter pull Ned to aside and whispered yell* WHAT??! You give out the secret handshake combination >:((

And MJ would be like "Oh Y/n, I know her, *Y/n's fav drink order*, right?"

[xxanastasiafoxxx]

YOU BETTER LIKE THE WHOLE BAG OF SKITTLES! OR YOUR A MONSTER!

I like how my mum is just lowkey supportive of my bisexuality but only because I constantly make it clearly indirectly.

We’d be watching a movie with some good looking guy playing guitar and she’d joke, “You want me to call him up to give you guitar lessons?”

I’d say, “I wouldn’t mind a pretty girl either.”

She’d shake her head and say, “You’d be too distracted to learn.”

I do this a lot. I always add, “Maybe a girl too.” or “Yes, but consider… with a girl.” or “Maybe…. me…. and… a boy… or a girl.. or… you know, people in general.”

Any who, my dad is a different story. He’s afraid of what’s different.

[monpetitange]

If I see one more christian talk about abortion and use the bibel as a weapon to argue in politics, then my ortodox ass will start beating people up!!

[icantgetanythingdone]

Then and now - A Wangxian Story - Part 2 (Part 1)

[ace-octo-pix]

team wisdom player 1braincell

[askyaboionicole]

heyo my friend is a coward and we want to know if he can promo his own ask blog even though its not about ninjago and this is the only one we know thats actually consistent and popular (also if you post this and he sees it he'll know who i am but he wont be able to tell you because i lurk and dont have an account >:))

Uuuuuh sure but just this once, as a treat for such good internet children. Idk what you mean by promo but I only have like 1braincell.

[small-sketch]

Okay then what did you quote me on :3

I have 1braincell i already forgot what this is refering to specifically

[soy-soi-si]

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「where are you.」

@ Threw_TheBOOK 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 @ Y/nthe1_4ubb, @ -1Braincell, & @ CAULDRON.

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「What did ace do this time for you to bring me into it?」

@ -1Braincell

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「I DIDN'T DO SHIT THIS TIME, WTF YOU MEAN ME?!」

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「X to Doubt」

@ CAULDRON

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「It was my fault」

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「No, MY SWEET BABY YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE FALL FOR THAT EVIL CREATURE」

@ -1Braincell

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN EVIL CREATURE」

@ Threw_TheBOOK

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「And where are you deuce」

@ Threw_TheBOOK 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 @ CAULDRON.

@ CAULDRON.

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「I went to get ingredients for trey to make you a new tart, I didn't mean for the shelf to collapse I just put my drink on it trey can tell you」

@ CAULDRON 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 @ Toothpaste_YUMMY

@ Toothpaste_YUMMY

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「It really isn't his fault the others loaded the shelf to its max capacity and it just gave.」

@ MATERIAL_GURRL

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「Tldr a buncha second years decided to hog the fridges #NotCool #LeaveDeuceAlone #Cleanup」

@ Threw_TheBOOK

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「I see I'll speak to them about this, I'm sorry for my immediate jump to anger.」

@ Threw_TheBOOK 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 @ CAULDRON, @ Y/nthe1_4ubb, & @ -1Braincell.

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「See I knew my baby would never cause trouble like that on purpose」

@ -1Braincell

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「He literally sent four people to the hospital TODAY」

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「THEY DESERVED IT!」

@ TheBatFather

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「My seems y/n may like bad boys」

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「No, I like Himbos」

@ CAULDRON

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「Y/n????」

@ Y/nthe1_4ubb

╰┈➤𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒!✎ᝰ↓ 

「YOU ARE A FUCKING HIMBO DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF」

≻┈┈• ·✦· •┈┈≺

A random thing from my drafts on Wattpad.

[kakuriyo]

Pass the happy (if you want to)! 🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! (I hope you have a nice day btw!!)

thank you (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ my cat ollie, promare, driving on a nice day with the windows down and loud music, the 1braincell discord peeps, and haikyuu

[lunathebee]

Has anyone made a trilogy where the reader is a pretty mermaid who meets Namor and then falls in love, and the final chapter will be him and her swimming-dancing (idk, it's like a mating dance) with Con la Brisa playing in the background or do I have to do that? Come on y'all, I've already got a few things up my sleeve-

"You're a mutant, like me." "Yes..." 

*Y/n shows Namor the pearl jewelry* "Isn't it pretty?" "Yes, so pretty- ah yes the pearl bracelet?...pretty"

Namor shows Y/n his kingdom, Talokan, watching her swim around smiling and interacting with his people.

"What is shining so brightly?" *Namor is too busy staring at her sparkling eyes to answer*

UGH THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS 

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Team Mascot

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eUzvqD

by JumpingInMuddlePuddles

All Shoyo needed to do was pee and prove to Nii-chan that he could be independent when he wanted, now why is he being confronted by captain and ace of Aoba Johsai, AND the Ace of Shiratorizawa? Where's Tanaka when you need him?

Or: A re-telling of the bathroom confrontation in season 2 featuring kid!hinata, Ushijima having 1braincell and Aone coming to save the day yet again.

Words: 2829, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Mini Hinata's Crazy Adventures in Pestering Suga's Friends

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Sugawara Koushi, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Karasuno Volleyball Club

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Oikawa Tooru & Ushijima Wakatoshi, Hinata Shouyou & Ushijima Wakatoshi, Aone Takanobu & Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Shouyou & Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Hinata Shouyou & Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Child Hinata Shouyou, Sugawara Koushi and Hinata Shouyou are Brothers, Oikawa Tooru Being an Asshole, hes really bad with kids, Minor Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Protective Ushijima Wakatoshi, Protective Aone Takanobu, Fluff, This Is STUPID, protective Tanaka Ryuunosuke, i guess we should call him Sugawara Shouyou now

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eUzvqD

[calsiren]

if a thought occurs at the synaps between two nerve cells then arent all of us who have dumb ideas more apt to say "two brain cell" rather than one? Like I KNOW its not realistic anyways but rn its

1braincell=Capable of dumb thought

0braincell=Head empty, no think

Whereas it ought to be

2braincell=Capable of dumb thought

1/0braincell=Head empty, no think

[ao3feed-haikyuu]

Team Mascot

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eUzvqD

by JumpingInMuddlePuddles

All Shoyo needed to do was pee and prove to Nii-chan that he could be independent when he wanted, now why is he being confronted by captain and ace of Aoba Johsai, AND the Ace of Shiratorizawa? Where's Tanaka when you need him?

Or: A re-telling of the bathroom confrontation in season 2 featuring kid!hinata, Ushijima having 1braincell and Aone coming to save the day yet again.

Words: 2829, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Mini Hinata's Crazy Adventures in Pestering Suga's Friends

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Sugawara Koushi, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Karasuno Volleyball Club

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Oikawa Tooru & Ushijima Wakatoshi, Hinata Shouyou & Ushijima Wakatoshi, Aone Takanobu & Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Shouyou & Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Hinata Shouyou & Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Child Hinata Shouyou, Sugawara Koushi and Hinata Shouyou are Brothers, Oikawa Tooru Being an Asshole, hes really bad with kids, Minor Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Protective Ushijima Wakatoshi, Protective Aone Takanobu, Fluff, This Is STUPID, protective Tanaka Ryuunosuke, i guess we should call him Sugawara Shouyou now

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3eUzvqD

[lunathebee]

I'm sorry but would yall like a HC about the moon boys reacting to their tiktok edits? LMAOO I'm sorry I've run out of ideas. I even want to write about Y/N and Layla rating those edits together which rank from "I'd rather be Khonsu's avatar than watch it again" to "THATS MY MANNNN." 😭😭😭