#1d

[jake-and-johnnies-slut]

I actually have a first hand account of what happened…

I woke up early on a Saturday morning in 2014 and put on my skinny jeans and flannel before putting my hair up in a sock bun. When I got downstairs my mom was sitting at the table with one direction. She let me know that she intended on selling me to them, but they got really mad when they saw my hair. Niall started crying, and Harry said I looked like a slut because my bun wasn’t messy. Zayn threw a vase of flowers at my mom’s head and they left.

So if you ever come across them… NEVER put your hair in a messy bun.

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[merylittlefreak]

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Harry Styles (uni) - Poor boy × rich girl

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[shayvaleri]

They stole my heart, but I won't ask them to give it back

[harrystylesgallery]

[sunflowerry-vol6]

You step closer, bare feet silent on the moss “I was someone once. Before the river took my name.”

There was another superstition that these places were inhabited by creatures locals called Mavka—something like sirens. Beautiful young women believed to be the souls of girls who drowned without being baptized. Tragic if you ask me, but I’m not the person to believe in things like this.

Still, he told me that the way to save yourself from these creatures is by taking off your shirt, turning it inside out, and putting it on again. Or by carrying garlic, wormwood, or lovage… I’m ashamed to say I do have garlic with me—mainly because the housekeeper at the hotel wouldn’t let me go without it when I told her where I was going.

So yeah—here I am.

An Englishman with a backpack, a half-dead flashlight, and a clove of garlic stuffed into his coat pocket like I’m on my way to kill Dracula, not chase a local ghost story through the Carpathians. My boots crunch along the gravel, and the trees on either side of the road start to grow denser, taller, like they’re leaning in just a little too close.

mavka (bringing you a beautiful Ukrainian mythology from my childhood)

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[destielmemenews]

"Former One Direction singer Liam Payne died outside a hotel in the Argentine capital Buenos Aires, local media reported on Wednesday, saying the 31-year-old British musician was found dead after falling from the hotel's third floor.

Citing officials, leading local newspapers La Nacion and Clarin reported that police were called to the hotel in the capital's leafy Palermo neighborhood responding to an emergency call that cited "an aggressive man who could be under the effects of drugs and alcohol.""

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[meltingfin1]

Make me your girl

[worldofyasmin]

1D and CATB in one place and post haha!!! who would've thought.. makes me so sad and frustrated because of liam's death, of course, but at the same time relieved of the fact they are really planning for a comeback, which is a bit of a blur for now, isn't it?

Hi Gina, hope you’re well 😊

I was at the catfish and the Bottlemen gig tonight in London and have a story for you…

While we were waiting for them to come on, I over heard some people talking behind us and heard the guy say something about one direction, I thought he was trying to chat the girls up and impress them by talking about 1d but it turns out they were friends. Anyway, in the least subtle fashion imaginable, I turned round, moved closer and started staring at him.

Him: you’re listening to my conversation aren’t you

Me: I’m really sorry, I heard you say one direction and couldn’t help it

Him: this might upset you then, they were supposed to do some reunion gigs

Me: oh yeah, it was going to be this summer at Wembley wasn’t it, I heard the rumours

Girl 1: but obviously it didn’t happen because of Liam

Me: poor Liam

Him: well that’s what Louis told me anyway

Me: oh, do you know him then

Him: yeah, yeah I’m mates with him

Girl 1: he actually is, it’s really annoying, he talks about it all the time. Apparently he’s very nice

Me: he does seem very nice

Girl 1: he’s going out with Zara thingy isn’t he?

Me: hmmm, well if you believe that

Girl 1: mmm *raised her eyebrow, smirked at me and gave me a nod*

We chatted about some other stuff and when the band came on, they’d moved next to us. After a few songs he left them to go and stand further back with their other friends. After a few more songs the girls were talking about moving back because they couldn’t see anything. Girl 2 gets out her phone and messaged him - it was some messaging app with an avatar of the person at the top (maybe Snapchat? I don’t know, I don’t use it), and the avatar looked like him with sunglasses and messy blond hair and had his name at the top too.

Anyway, gig was ace - they played 7 with blue and green lights, which they didn’t have for any other song (all the world’s a Larry etc). When I got home I searched for him on insta, found him - his profile’s public and there’s a pic from 2021 of him with Louis.

I told my Larry group chat about it and one of the girls pointed out that Louis’ stunting makes more sense now. Plans for reunion gigs were probably made over a year ago, possibly two, to ensure everyone’s schedule was clear. If zayn wanted to join, he’d have time to do a tour to make sure he could handle it. Liam would have to be clean. AND Larry would have to stunt. They would have had stunt contacts in place prior to October, so even though the gigs have sadly never happened, Louis had to go through with the stunt.

I have no proof the conversation happened, I didn’t record it, obviously! But thought I’d share it with you as no one could understand what Louis was getting from the pr relationship. I’ll send you the guy’s insta in a separate ask and some pics as well 😊

Hi darling. I got your other two messages, thank you. And I won't share the pics of his info. But I do remember the photo of him with Louis from a couple of years ago! Yeah, he definitely looks like the same guy.

LMAO about the girl giving you the "knowing eye" about Louis and Zara. Hahahaha!

But the theory about why he's doing the PR relationship with her does make some sense. If it's true, I hope Louis and his team were able to pivot and find a way to make her useful to him. And also, this story absolutely breaks my heart. Those reunion rumors seemed true, and now we know they were. It also might explain why Louis had these random festival dates booked even though his tour ended ages ago.

Love that you had such a good time. One of my mutuals flew out to see them twice (London and another location). She said the shows were great! Gotta love the blue and green lights. LOL!

[cowboymalewife]

what the FUCK

[trashraccoongirl]

forever. ❤️

[captainjtk]

HAPPY ONE DIRECTION DAY

FUCK YOU SIMON COWEL

[tw0gh0stsrrryyy]

“i’m staying silent on this.”

the face i stayed silent with:

@todayisdeadinside

[merylittlefreak]

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love this request so much it was so fun writing it 🫶🫶

Harry Styles (2015) - Back together, he gets jealous

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[todayisdeadinside]

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes

[lazysoulwriter]

menace to society – harry styles . ✦

content: chaotic couple energy, pda, teasing, public mischief, soft!harry behind it all

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The thing about dating Harry Styles was that people expected charm. Grace. Mystery, maybe. Something refined and a little poetic.

What they didn’t expect? You.

You—his loud-mouthed, snort-laughing, lip-gloss-wearing girlfriend with an attitude and a complete disregard for appropriate public behavior. And, somehow, the absolute love of his life.

It starts with you dragging him into a photo booth at a random LA diner at 11pm, both of you tipsy on milkshakes and fries. He tries to behave, poses with a shy little smirk for the first photo—but then you lick his neck in the second one, and he’s gone. There’s no recovery from that. The third frame is a mess of teeth and hands and your laughter echoing way too loud for the sleepy place you’re in.

He has the strip of photos in his wallet to this day.

Then there’s the incident at Whole Foods.

Harry’s just trying to get oat milk. That’s all he wanted. Oat milk.

But you’re pushing the cart and suddenly you’re leaning in, whispering in his ear, “If you bend over like that again in those pants, I will climb you like a tree in aisle seven.”

He chokes on air. Knocks over a box of granola bars. An old lady gasps. You grin like the devil.

Later that day, you’re walking down Melrose hand in hand, and you keep pulling him into alleys to “make out like teenagers.” You make him hold your leg up against a brick wall. Harry can’t stop giggling, hiding behind his sunglasses as if they make you both less obvious. The paparazzi photos are wild. You’re labeled “the menace.” Harry’s grinning in every single one.

At a dinner party, you slide your hand under the table and trace your name on his thigh while maintaining a perfectly polite conversation with Olivia Wilde. Harry nearly knocks over his wine glass when your fingers go a little too high. “Can’t take you anywhere,” he hisses, cheeks red, eyes dark.

“Then stop taking me,” you shrug, licking dessert off your spoon like you don’t know exactly what you’re doing.

But the truth? He lives for it. For you.

You with your shameless affection and chaotic flirting and your need to pull him into dressing rooms just to "check how the lighting looks on your outfit while he's inside."

You are a menace.

And Harry Styles is happily your accomplice.

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