#A perfec

[snogfairy]

ah yes, i love writing good omens fanficti--

[authenticcadence18]

has this been done yet

[anonomi]

They both like animals ^^ and live away from their friends and have wrestled wild animals and shoot people in their freetime

[etchif]

Just gonna start adding this to any pro-outdoor cat post I come across

[gimme-a-hand-scaevola]

I know wearing all black is just intended to convey that he’s a serious, dour man but unfortunately I am obsessed with low fantasy-ing faerun.

Before the invention of synthetic dyes, black was extremely expensive. Young Artemis Entreri wearing brownish rags with the rest of them now he’s MADE it and can wear his black as a display of power and wealth. Very don’t fuck with me do you know how many kills it takes to buy this all black outfit.

Unfortunately, Jarlaxle is from the underdark where there’s a whole different system of how you decorate textiles since it’s designed for infravision. Hell go whole hog there’s a mushroom that makes a pretty solid cheap black dye it’s the extravagant surface dyes you need for bright colors. So Jarlaxle is like “he’s so serious I need to teach him about fun”

And he would only be more obsessed after he saw the prices of all black clothes. OH you’ve been FASHION this whole time.

[hawkeyedflame]

i asked for (and got) an espresso machine for Christmas for the sole purpose of learning how to make the best goddamn lattes in existence because they're my wife's favorite coffee and she deserves to wake up every morning to a kiss on the head and a latte with a heart in it on the bedside table !! i will make my dreams a reality

[professionallydeadinside]

A con to having more friends is that you slowly lose more and more names you can use for ocs

[darklight-owl]

For the longest time I was thinking there was something weirdly familiar about Ridley's design and I couldn't really put my finger on it and then it hit me:

He's a pelican........

[bugeyedfreaks]

his most perfect form yet

[the-fish-thing-893]

GUYS TPOT 17 AND MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT HUBBAND IS BACK GUYSSSS GUYSSSSSSSSS

[henswilsons]

think about all the places we could go

buck/eddie | 2k+ | ao3

“I,” Athena says, slowly, “have a lot of questions.”

“That’s understandable,” Eddie says. “Take your time.”

Athena takes two long, deep breaths. The other officer next to her doesn’t seem to know where to look; Buck sees him desperately pretend to be interested in the one solitary picture Eddie has hanging on his wall, like their family trip to the zoo is pertinent to the matter at hand. “I don’t suppose anyone knows about this,” Athena says.

It’s not a question, but Buck is also currently wang-out in front of his boss’s wife, so he has enough self-preservation not to get caught on semantics, now. “Uh, no ma’am.”

“Don’t you ma’am me,” says Athena.

“Sorry.”

The other officer is now almost nose-to-nose to the picture with the force of his feigned ignorance. Athena just looks grieved. “Why, then,” she says, “did you get military-grade handcuffs? Were the pink fuzzy ones not macho enough for you?”

Her tone drips with derision. She’s absolutely going home to tell Bobby all about this. “We kept, uh, breaking the pink fuzzy ones,” Eddie admits, and then, “Buck, don’t preen.”

“I’m not preening,” Buck says, probably definitely preening, but like it’s his fault, okay? It’s good to know the bicep curls are working. “Look, we’re two big firefighters. Those flimsy sex store handcuffs weren’t gonna hold us.”

read on ao3!

[wraithsoutlaws]

Happy Valentine's Day 🖤🔪 and watch out

[minothtime]

imo you could make a case for almost any f/f fairy tail ship but you'd be hard pressed to find a decent m/m pairing that doesn't plunge the characters into ooc territory

[myjunkisyuzuruhanyu]

Shoma at the Chunichi Dragons baseball game ⚾

(From Shoma's Instagram)

[fantasmafuera]

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest Stand Battle - Semifinal 2

Stand abilities under the cut:

Killer Queen: Its abilities all revolve around bombs, whose blasts are capable of atomizing people, leaving no trace. Killer Queen's Primary Bomb is to charge any object, inanimate or not, as a bomb simply by touching it. Killer Queen's secondary bomb, Sheer Heart Attack, is an autonomous entity that detaches from Killer Queen's left hand. It is a high range, mobile, heat-seeking bomb that is extremely durable and leaves massive explosions in its wake.

After getting pierced by the Arrow a second time, Killer Queen gains a tertiary bomb, Bites the Dust. It’s an independent bomb that implants Killer Queen into a host body. If the host reveals Kira's true identity in any way, willingly or unwillingly, Bites the Dust will trigger, and any investigators will be blown up before a time loop commences that sends everyone back an hour.

Moody Blues: It possesses the ability to imitate the form of individuals and reenact past events with precision.