#A sort of cheerup present for myself ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[don-dake]

A new Goddess arrived recently. Meet *Bastet (aka Bast) and her many alter egos…

Look, Ammy-sama! There's a new Goddess on the block and you should be frien–

Hey! Ammy-sama, what are you doing?!

Bastet (unfazed by Ammy-sama): Don't ever disturb my beauty sleep, got that, dog?

Ammy-sama: $#@?! I'm a wolf you nitwit! No wait! Make that a GODDESS!

Bastet: Dog, wolf, all the same to me! Cats are waaay better anyway! And I'm a Goddess with a fancy throne and lots more stuff at my disposal!

What have you got? Just a lousy ‘gas hob’ (Ammy-sama's Solar Flare) and a ‘swimming floaty ring’? Step aside Gas Hob Pooch! I can ‘out-Goddess’ you any day! Heh!

Now, for calling me a ‘nitwit’, possibly damaging my boat, and my sarcophagus cryo chamber…APOLOGIZE! Kowtow to me… *smirks*

Ammy-sama: $#@?! Did you just call me a gas hob?! $#@?!

Bastet: Like some milk? You must be thirsty from all that yapping! Here, have some…oh wait, it's ‘CAT MILK’ see? For cats! You a cat? I don't think so! *smirks*

Ammy-sama: !!!

Bastet: *Quick Change*

Ammy-sama: ???

Ammy-sama is confused by Bastet's Sphinx disguise! Oh c'mon Your Highnesses! Play nice! Both of you could be considered cousins already, two sides of the same coin, Goddess(es) of the Sun and all that, you know?

Yes Ammy-sama…your Divine Behind™ is just as cute as Bastet's. Yes, yes, yes, you are both cute all round okay? Don't make me choose! (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

* Bastet figure design based on this → famous statue.