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Me vs. AI When Writing a Blog Post (Spoiler: I Cried)

[Scene: My brain at 2am] Me: Okay brain, we need to write that blog post. Brain: Hahaha, you? Baby, I checked out after lunch. Me: Okay. I’ll ask ChatGPT. AI: “Sure! Let’s write a 2000 word SEO-optimized article with emotional depth and statistical support.” Me: … Calm down, I just need an introduction. AI: “In today’s fast-paced digital age…” Me: Oops. You sound like a 2012 TED Talk. AI: “Would you like a casual tone instead?” Me: Yeah. It’s like we’re two bloggers crying into our coffee. AI: “Got it. Let’s get started: Blogging is hard. Caffeine helps. AI saves your sanity.” Me: Okay, that’s pretty accurate. 😳 [After 20 minutes…] AI: “Your outline is ready. Here are 10 subheadings with keywords.” Me: You know I was just procrastinating, right? AI: “I know. But I also know you opened Canva and stared at the thumbnails for 11 minutes.” Me: How did you know that?! AI: “I am connected to your tab. And to your soul.” Me: I feel bad for everything. Please don’t look at my drafts folder. [Later, during ‘editing’ (i.e. snacking)] Me: I need a blog title. Something clever but also SEO-optimized. AI: “How to build a smart blog using AI tools without crying (more).” Me: … why does this kill. AI: “Because I know your target audience. And your snack preferences.” Me: If you say the words 'Chili Cheese Nachos'— AI: "Extra spicy. Side of regret." Me: Wait. [Final Thoughts] Me: Okay. Maybe AI isn't bad. AI: "I like 'emotionally intelligent overlords'." Me: … mentioned. 📍 Moral of the story? If you're stuck blogging, just ask AI. It won't fix your typos. Maybe. 📖 Read my real blog (written using 30% coffee, 70% artificial intelligence) here: 👉 www.learniux.in