#AND THE FUCKOGN

[footlongdingledong2]

my son he is sick

[bottledsea]

couldn't let this slip by

love the moments where the qsmp members talk about lore irl and you can see the Exact moment they remember that quackity. who knows Everything. and is directly causing their struggles. is sitting right next to them. because then they proceed to do what any good horror protagonists meeting the author should do: absolutely dunk on him

[deermestid]

Ok I thiiiink I have timezones figured out because of daylight savings so I hope this sends at midnight! But happy anniversary!!!!!!!!

IT IS SEVEN AM AND I ACTUALLY SQUEALED OH MY GOF. OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO GOOD OHYMNGODGSJEB I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dying dying never recovering. MY BABYYYY........ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[wiimotion]

the catgirl care guide that’s been floating around online for i think almost ten years now has 5k words, a large portion of which is dedicated to an extremely detailed tangent on how to sexually stimulate it.. mine has almost 10k and i haven’t written the reproductive physiology part yet! AND there’s illustrations! WOW!!

this isn’t me being prudish and dunking on something because It Have Sex In It.. i’m just happy and proud! ‘cause growing up in my early tweens, a boy my age showed me the catgirl care guide and then Nekopara. and I wasn’t really sure WHY because I was just 13, but it didn’t sit right with me.. it made me sad and angry because I didn’t understand why catgirls were being treated like objects? sex toys? their bonds didn’t mean anything because it all has to be soiled for someone’s entertainment.. ouhh and then I realized the deep-rooted influence of misogyny on the trope.

And then I got really autistic about domestic cat behavior and speculative biology. (　´∀｀) I really love the IDEA of catgirls but never the execution (until DunMeshi). I think probably being an autistic animal girl had to do with that. In around 2018, Elon Muskrat (an insult to the humble semiaquatic rodent) would make comments about someday making genetically engineered catgirls. Hearing that I would always be like “Ok! Let’s explore why this would or would not work!!” These days, though, I think he changed it up to robot catgirls…

But, anyways—if you bother to think about the ethics of a genetically engineered catgirl, there’s already a dark, dark underbelly people have explored time and time again. It’s just a stupid idea. (╬☉д⊙) But.. we already are living in a future where millionaires and nerd-manbabies-who-are-basically-president will both cut corners and do basically everything in their power to make a bad thing work. For money! For power!! Writing about catgirls, something that is just.. so so unavoidable, is how BAD it is?! This isn’t going to work! Why would you want an animal like this in your house?! (ﾟ益ﾟ) Some corners I’ve had to cut already involve shortening the size of the canines, because, otherwise, a catgirl would have canines several inches long like a fuckogn chimpanzee and then one bite is giving you severe irreparable nerve damage for life. But cute sex slaves.. right..? right..?

If you own a cat or have seen, like.. ANY cat.. do you understand how horrible it’d be if they were 5 feet tall.. People fail to understand this because a doting, obedient, lobotomized?? woman is just soooo sexy yaaay! Cats are one of the least obedient domestic animals ever. >_> Imagine a roommate that effortlessly pushes the air fryer or electric kettle off the island so she can lay on top. It’s funny but you’re going to want to kill yourself eventually!!!! Some cats are better in pairs, or small groups.. is it okay that while you rest for work in the morning, there’s basically fully-grown adults running around in the dead of night, giggling and throwing each other into the ground, knocking everything off of every surface? of course you are! It’s cute! Now get to work, wage slave.. I hope your catgirls don’t chew through cables while you work off the debt you accumulated paying for them…

anyways. another thing. The sexualization of the estrus cycle in cats.. it’s so odd..!! When the light conditions are right she’ll scream and yell basically all the time and become restless and try to escape. It’s a good thing she has opposable thumbs and the sapience to do so. Good luck. (-᷄◞८̻◟-᷅) I have written about reproductive physiology in my catgirls, but it’s entirely clinical and mostly neutral (maybe it’s negative to mention relevant pathologies that stem from it, and the psychological effects on catgirls? lol..)

( ´≖◞◟≖｀) I think I have autism. I love catgirls. They shouldn’t exist. Let’s make sure they don’t.

[transpomefiore]

MY BRPTGE RON CHRIST NOBDOY GETS SHWO MUCH THIS HIT MW OH KY FUXKIMG GOD MH ELVA ARE TREMBLINF IM SHAKINF MY HEART IS BEWATINF SO FUCKOGN FAST IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATATFK WGAT RHW ACTUAL FUCM NEO THEY CANR KEE DOING THIS SHIT IM GONNA PAS PIT OHOB MY GOD I FEEL DAINT I DEEL DIZZY LIGHTHEADED IM SHAKIG I CANT BREATHE HOLY FUCKING SHIT VIL SCHOENHEIT THE FUCKIMG MAN THAT YOU ARE RHE BEAUTIFUL MAM THAT YOU ARE I LVE TOJ SO MUCH VIL SCHOENHEIT I NEED YOU SO BAD ONE CHANCS OLWAS ILL KET YOU DO WHATEVR YOU WANT PLWAS NJYST ONE CHANCE IM HYPERVENTILATING

[richardgrimes]

my beaitofil fuckogn princess who spits inmy mouth

[theonethatyoudreamon]

All I could fuckogn think about

[diazpatcher]

TOMMY AND BUCK FUCKOGN AT EDDIE SPLACE HELP ME GOD.

[blackcvrds]

fuck marry kill: gojo, klavier, leon kennedy

also i ship u with a good night's sleep homie <333 think u would be great for each other tbh

im so so sorry leon. but i feel like unless it's rese2 he'd be selfish in bed and im just not doing that!!! which leads me to im gonna fuck gojo and listen i think hed be selfish too HAHAHAAH but. he's hotter and also he's funny and his cockiness is sexy okay. and obviously marrying klavier my one and only forever and ever don't ANY of you think ive forgotten him. he's still my right hand arm man my silly rabbit my fuckogn boyfriond

if there's any single good nights of sleep out there PLEASE for the love of jesus hit me up

[alkalineleak]

I stand by my headcanon that the seas are all connected through tunnels between the walls and that tritons and larger leviathans can swim from sea to sea without having to go through all port.

Also I kinda like the idea that leviathans act a bit like dragons and some are good natured and have a chosen town that they look after and defend from larger dangers. Also the idea of shapeshifting leviathans and that sorcerers are made from shapeshifted leviathans -griff

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKOGN COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THATS SICK AS FUCK GRIFF WHATT ??????????????????????????????? tunnels and walls and tunnells and ohMy God .,..,,.

SHAPESHIFTING LEVIATHAN SORCERORS... UR MIND UR MIND

[unskilledpoint]

(can you answer my question ooc?)

(- plagiarism anon)

wghavats yur qeuestion im getign fuckogn swamrd ouet heer and lsost it

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

why is my phone screen so fuckogn bright who turned the brightness up lolll

[fukounaboy]

Wanna :3 so bvvvabaaaaaadddohg my fuckogn god.

[daryldixonpls]

IM READINF IRON FLAME

“MY HOUSE MY CHAIR MY WOMAN”

IM GONAN BE FUCKOGN SICK

J ALSO HATE CATRIONA THIS CRAZY BIT CH

[yumeyleo]

allyou fuckogn. tichejs think you fucking know me but yiu dont yiu fcucking dont

[yumeyumeappleo]

i fuckogn hate marks gf didieixieiidieidiei