Slimecicle: Don't sweep my daughter– Flippa no, Flippa no. Don't sweep my daughter.
Ironmouse: Yeah, I don't think you wanna sweep her, 'cuz– you know the superstition about that, do you?
Fit: Wait– about what?
Ironmouse: If you sweep somebody's feet, they'll never get married!
Fit: Wait, really?
Ironmouse: Yep!
Fit: [Starts sweeping Slimecicle]
Slimecicle: Wait, is that real? [Realizes what's Fit's doing] You motherfcker! You know– joke's on you dude, my fcking wife never logs on anyway, alright?! So...
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Slimecicle: Don't sweep my daughter– Flippa no, Flippa no. Don't sweep my daughter, don't sweep my daughter. Here– Flippa, here's some signs if you wanna–
Ironmouse: Yeah, I don't think you wanna sweep her, 'cuz– you know the superstition about that, do you?
Fit: Wait– about what?
Slimecicle: Huh?
Ironmouse: If you sweep somebody's feet, they'll never get married!
Fit: Wait, really?
Ironmouse: Yep!
Fit: [Starts sweeping Slimecicle]
Slimecicle: Wait, is that real? Bobby! [Realizes what's Fit's doing] You motherfcker! You know– joke's on you dude, my fcking wife never logs on anyway, alright?! So...
[Fit and Mouse laugh, and JuanaFlippa punches them]
Slimecicle: I'm in a- I'm in a failed marriage.
Ironmouse: Oh no. A failed marriage, you say?
Fit: I shouldn't be laughing, I'm sorry.
Slimecicle: Yeah, yeah. No, it's ok.
Ironmouse: Everybody knows that marriage is a scam anyways!
Fit: Yeah.
[JuanaFlippa starts lighting up a bunch of fireworks]
Slimecicle: Maybe you can uh, I dunno– maybe you can sweep Mariana back into the QSMP.
Fit: Yeah, yeah. You know what? I can make some calls–
TWO THINGS 1 he would absolutely land that flip i just wanted to draw him falled over 2 noticed my ghostboo and antoine had similar vibes and thought it was funny