#AP answers

[apath3t1c-pr1nc3]

You should try to draw Jack and piggy in a boxing match 👍

Piggy didn't wear boxing gloves 😔🙏

Pretend I can still draw

Man I forgot to color the gloves

But this sure took a few days

[apthepotat]

Who do you simp 4?? 🤨 (I think I already know. . .)

. Uh-

funny that you ask uhm

Any male character that ticks at least some of the things in my

ahem ahem

✨ 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕀 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖𝕟✨ list

I’m a simp for em…

But I’ll give you few examples EXCEPT the one you MAY know

1- Ekko

You CANNOT convince me he’s not hot- he got the looks personality he’s the whole package like,,,, I need him I need an Ekko in my life

2- the man himself who when Disney used to be good they got more women than I can count to ask em how their dream guy would be and we got this mf

Like aRE YOU KIDDING ME UGHHHHHH

3- .. Mr.Wolf from the bad guys- LISTEN LSITENWJWKKE

YOU JUST. CANNOT TELL ME HE- LISTEN.

JSHSHSH

I AINT EXPLAINING MYSWLR FURTHER I HAVE MORE THAN 10+ CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR AND I ALREADY AM GIGGLING ANS BLUSHING SJWNSKSJ

I have more but that’s enough

[baba-is-blog]

baba whats ur opinion on ladybugs,,,,

BABA IS CONFLICTED

ORGANISM IS IMPORTANT AND CONNECTED

ECOLOGICAL NICHE IS FILLED

BABA HATE LADYBUG

STATEMENT IS COEXIST

[klaufir]

Fluorette if she were an Elden Ring boss fight.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

i noticed in colder months at the zoo they give some but not all primates blankets to cover themselves with (mainly chimps/orangs/other quadripeds get them from what I've seen). Is there a reason why we don't see brachiating primates get/use blankets?

I don't think there's like, a hard rule against other species of apes or monkeys having blankets. I'd guess it's more about two things: do they use them / are they enriching, and is it safe for them to have blankets?

If an individual animal isn't interested in having blankets or using them, then they probably won't get blankets. Great apes all build nests to sleep in at night, which is why they're such a common taxa to see get blankets and use them. It sounds like research into nesting behavior is ongoing but not all primate species do it.

The other thing - and this can be a real issue for all primate enrichment- is safety. Blankets and other fabric can be torn and ingested, as well as used by ingenious minds for all sorts of purposes... like maybe dangling a strip outside a fence to entice guests over to give attention. If someone is known to be naughty with blankets they might have limited access (e.g. only behind the scenes, where they can be monitored) or they might get other bedding, like straw and shavings, that would be less appealing.

I'd be interested to hear from primate keepers if there's anything I've missed here!

[claraoswalds]

It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!

[ahappydnp]

need to know if i was dreaming but i swear there was an early emo phil youtube video of him acting like a stereotypical gay man? like i distinctly remembering him saying “no you hang up” but i can’t find the vid on his channel. is it deleted? or am i just tripping 😭

twas a vlogcandy video! (also that was just phil trying to be american vlogger zachary sterling adfsfsdgksj)

[wildbasil]

🥰🥰🥰🩷

[gingersnaptaff]

who are the main characters in welsh arthurian mythos?

Hi anon! You know, I looked at this question and just fuckin DIED with GLEE! Ehdhdjdhdjd I LOVE SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!! SHDJDJDH

First off, Arthur is pretty big. He's less a king and more of a warlord, but there's still a lot of cultural reverence for him in Welsh things. Seriously, Henry VII - a notable faux-Welshman - named his firstborn son Arthur purely because he was going to be Prince of Wales. Also, in Culhwch and Olwen his retinue has TWO Welsh GODS in it - Manawydan and Pryderi (my beloveds.) Idk what they're doing in it but I am inordinately pleased that they are there.

Also, Uther Pendragon / Uther Ben. Taliesin wrote a poem about him which is super fun. (Also, oddly enough Taliesin himself HAS been linked into Arthurian legends on multiple occasions. He's also another Arthur-type in that he's still regarded as tooling the line between mythical and real.)

Gwenhwyfar is also important even though she takes a back seat. Speculation is rife about whether she had a quest/myth about her (sorta like Culhwch and Olwen) and also her name means 'white phantom!' BRING IT BACK. I, for one, think she definitely did have a quest attributed to her in which Arthur had to do something to get her hand in marriage but idk WHAT.

Also, she's a GIANT!!!!!!!! EJDJDKDKDKD

Gwalchmai is also Super Important. There's speculation as to whether he was a mythical character who got implanted into the mythos or if he was always Atthur's nephew. Basically, he's a giant and he kills giants. Seriously, he's CONSTANTLY killing giants in the mythos. Plus he is called 'Gwalchmai Golden / Silver-tongued' in poetry too. In the Mabinogion, he's very often the one to soothe discord between the other knights so he's very diplomatic too.

Cai and Bedwyr, obviously! They come as a pair. Do Not Separate. Now, Cai is sometimes also seen to be a giant but his dad is Cynyr Ceinfarfog who was a real king. He ruled Dyfed and was the dad of Saint Non and, therefore, grandad to SAINT DAVID. (Wales' patron saint!) So Cai, like Arthur, has a saintly lineage. Before the French Romances shifted his character into the more recognisable Kay, Arthur's grumpy seneschal, Cai was a warrior of great renown. And literally superhuman. Like, nobody would received from.a blow from his sword, he could brave fire and water like nobody else, he has the ability to go nine nights and days without sleep or the need to breathe. He's a ledge.

Now, Bedwyr! Again he's a great warrior and ONE-ARMED. He's called Bedwyr Bedrydant (Bedwyr of the Perfect Sinew) and he's HOT SHIT. Seriously, he's like the most beautiful Knight in Arthur's court. The 10th-century poem 'pa gur' says that assailants 'fell by the hundred / before Bedwyr of the Perfect sinew ... fighting with Garwlwyd/ furious with sword and shield.' (Also, BTW Garwlwyd is possibly a werewolf.)

They have to put up with SO MUCH SHIT from Arthur's escapades it's ridiculous. They had to convince Arthur not to intervene in a King abducting a princess and carrying her back to his court, ffs. Give them a HOLIDAY. WITH SALMON TAXIS.

Now, I would say Merlin BUT he is added later into the mythology. He isn't there straight off. But he is Welsh. He's FUN. He was apparently based on Myrddin Wyllt. He went mad, and lived in a forest. His bestie was a king who died.

Now, I also think Owain, and Geraint on account of their having stories written about them but they're two kings who got folded into the mythos a bit later. Urien (Owain's dad) is another example.

Also, Macsen Wledig too. But again writers melded him in later. And I mean this in the sense that he and Arthur share similarities in how they're perceived in Welsh culture.

Anyways, anon, I hope this helps. I'm probably forgetting a TONNE of characters (Peredur, for one.) But I Don't want to bore you or make anybody trawl through this unwillingly so I shall stop! Hopefully, this helps! Thank u for the question!!!!

[the-monkeies-girl]

H my god the Caesar fic shoot it straight into my veins

Caesar lovers RISE.

[apath3t1c-pr1nc3]

heyo! i don't know if you've already said this but who's your lotf fave?

GASP OGMGPFMGOGGMG

RAAAAAAAAHHHHH

...aaalph.

AND Jack- and piggy..

Simon, Roger-

I love all 5 of those silly boyos, but if I had to pick a FAVORITE, definitely Ralph. Such a silly little guy he's just like me fr 🥹🙏

Thanks for asking!! :>

[poetic-ivy]

fellow enjoyers of green creek. imagine with me. a scenario.

you are rahbie fahntaine. there are unknown werewolves who have shown up in your pack’s territory, and you are all locked in a tense silent standoff across this. clearing or whatever.

suddenly. the giant buff ass shredded nigh-bald invading alpha steps forward. and begins reciting. bad slam poetry? a skit? a play? with your own alpha. who is just standing there angrily, but playing along. with feeling.

the terrible weird roleplay continues and the new alpha, who is now clearly the heir to the bennett line, the alpha who is to be the alpha of all alphas — who you know had enough rizz at seventeen to win the undying love and loyalty of your alpha even if he’s also pissed as hell at him — keeps saying things like “then I was all grrrr 🐶 and rawr 🦁 and mom he smelled like epic 💯 and awesome 💪”

the rest of your pack is silent and solemn. the rest of his pack is silent and solemn. you are standing there with one hand on your alpha’s shoulder trying to help keep his horny ? rage at bay ???

what do you even DO with all of that

[reddesires]

Hear me out: drunkenly kissing one of the ape boys. How would they react?? how would reader react in the morning?? drunkenly giving them a lap dance, completely wasted, stripping off your top faster than they can protest-

I LOVE THIS SM HAHA YOU WERE HEARD OUT

The overall reaction:

•Noa is not only shocked BUT HORRIFIED he's completely baffled by your extreme change of behavior after being given the fermented juice, you're not only performing for him but also swaying your hips flirtatiously towards him and WORSE!! IN FRONT OF HIS MAMA

•Caesar tries to play it cool when you plop onto his lap and lay a kiss smack dab on his lips, a drunken giggle slipping from you. You completely slip off his lap, landing with a LOUD ASS thud, your legs upwards in the air. Caesar is totally SPAZZING TF OUT internally

•Blue Eyes is not only SCANDALIZED by your bold approach HE TRIES TO RUN FROM YOU LMFAOO but for some ungodly reason you have gained strength so unlike you that you become a stage 5 clinger to him, absolute baby koala style onto him

•With Koba, that's a risk you don't wanna take. Girl, do you want your face to be ripped tf off?! LOL

Yeah, the next morning, you are mortified, I mean, who wouldn't be? You not only did this in front of EVERYONE, but you also showed your affections in the utmost embarrassing way possible 💀

[thecutestgrotto]

May I request monkey themed dividers? They’re my favorite animal! Apes work too!

I can definitely do some monkeys for you anon 💗

Monkeys

[civetcider]

be honest with me...how much of an impact did Terk have?

she's everything to me

[artsyannierose]

I GAVE MY TEACHER A QUIZ ON A PRESENTATION I DID ABOUT COLOR THEORY AND HE ACTUALLY REMEMBERED MY YAPPING ABOUT AMY ROSE IM CRYINGGG 😭🙏🙏🙏 (he’s awesome)

mission success he knows about amy rose now 🫡