#Annoying Things

[mightaswellbecassandra]

“We want more evil female characters”

Y’all can’t even handle Lois Lane

[addicted2coke-theothercoke]

Readers on tiktok and Instagram have apparently never witnessed (and also can't imagine):

A deep and gutteral sound(grow)

A devilish smile(smirk)

A titled head(cocked)

Someone from their eyes in frustration??

And a lot of others but I accidently lost the post I'm pulling these real examples from

I think the biggest issue is that the people making these comments just immensely lack imagination. I've hardly seen anyone smirk, but even as a kid I understood what it meant for a character to be smirking, it's a clearly defined word used in a self explanatory concept, there's no reason people can't get what it means and are so thrown off by it, and yet it happens

You've probably never felt the pull of g forces, will you find your disbelief broken if you read a book about fighter jets?

You probably don't have a secret handshake, will you find the characters to be stereotypical if they do?

Do you cringe when people use words you've never used and behave in ways you've never believed??

It just drives me nuts people who read books, from a young age, and reportedly love books, struggle so much that children grasp once they have the words explained

[pnchinbeez]

Yk what makes me mad

When I go to your house and knock on the door and you open the door you have to actually invite me in, like don't just stand there with the damn door open, your letting the cold air out

[transgwender616]

Person: MY LEG WAS CUT OFF!

Annoying person: Okay but there are bigger problems in the world. Your leg being cut off is insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

[quesh-elevator]

Quesh Elevator First Elevator On Moon

“That’s one small step for elevator, one giant leap for elevatorkind,” says the Quesh Elevator on its digital display.

“Which kriffing moon did it go to and how are we getting it back to Quesh???” demands local Imperial official.

The Quesh Elevator’s last known location is Quesh. It appears to have spontaneously disappeared and reappeared on an unknown moon. Experts are baffled. Quality of life on Quesh has exponentially improved by the day in its absence.

[cantevenbeachhere]

83. What would be the best thing about losing your hearing?

The best thing? *covers my ears with my hands for a moment and thinks*

Well, I think the best thing would be never hearing scary noises again. Or like hearing any sad things.

Or those really really annoying noises that make you wanna bang your head against the wall.

100 Random Questions

[bellepeppertronix]

Why every other time I find a Pinterest board or Tumblr with pics of Black women with cute natural hairstyles, I scroll twice and suddenly end up neck-deep in pics of Black women in tight clothes with their boobs and asses photoshopped to look bigger

[mightaswellbecassandra]

So, I’ve seen a lot of Superman and Homelander memes on here that are used to compare and contrast things, but the thing that really gets on my nerves is how Superman is always used to represent the fantasy and Homelander is always used to represent reality. There’s a common one where Superman is “How U.S. history is taught” and Homelander is “What actually happened,” and now I’m seeing a quote going around that’s like “People think of Israel as Superman but it’s really Homelander.”

Not to diminish the power of those statements, but the thing that’s always driven me crazy is how everyone describes The Boys as the “realistic” superhero show because the superheroes are corrupt and how they describe Homelander as “Superman if he actually existed.” It’s part of a larger pattern I’ve noticed recently where people see goodness as inherently false and badness as genuine. A public figure will do something that offends or hurts people, and that moment is seen as them revealing their true colors, and every good thing they did before or since is then seen as them putting on an act to hide their true nature or a desperate attempt to repair their image. It’s the same thing with Superman. People can get behind the idea of an alien from outer space who can fly, lift cars over his head, and shoot lasers out of his eyes, but the fact that he’s also kind? That’s what breaks suspension of disbelief.

Therefore, I’ve decided to counteract that narrative a little with some memes of my own, where Homelander is the wrong interpretation and Superman is the truth.

[plumspider]

what's one random little thing you hate?

There’s so many things but I can’t think of one rn. There are a lot of people and a few of them I’ve literally never spoken to.

I have a list for if/when I accidentally commit a crime so that I can go all in and kill everyone I hate. I say ‘she/ he is on my list’ or ‘they’re added to my list’ and the people surrounding me know what I’m on about because there are so many.

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[jeremys-blogs]

I'm sure we've all experienced this at some point or another, but I'm curious, which of the following do you find more irritating when it happens to you?

Getting your password wrong because you missed a letter/number because you were typing too fast.

Getting your password wrong because you accidentally pressed two buttons at once and got a letter/number you didn't want.

[liesmyth]

tfw "popular" fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don't subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.

[mightaswellbecassandra]

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[scalierpepper]

I got commissioned to paint griddlehark imagined as a classic romance novel cover, which needless to say is one of the greatest commissions of all time and I had an absolute blast.

Per the commissioner's request, I've also uploaded this art to INPRNT (link here).

Art without typography and a mock-up for fun under the cut!

[raymoohackery]

"whoa there pal! looks like your favorite web service is getting hit with enshittification. you should try this NEW PLATFORM, that is only mildly alike in function, has no stable source of funding, and is being ran by some people in their home office as a hobby. this will be a long-term solution for you that you can build a community on, i promise!" <- sentiment i see a lot on here lately. like. lol