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watchingspnagain · 1 year ago
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Rewatching I Believe the Children Are Our Future
Welcome to “Itching Powder and Whoopie Cushions and Rubber Chickens, Oh My!: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e6: “I Believe the Children Are Our Future.”
People are… dying weird in a… small town, so the boys… go to investigate. (Have we been here before?) Turns out childhood myths and falsehoods (like you can electrocute someone with a joke hand buzzer and your face can freeze that way) are true in this small town—or in part of it anyway. And it’s all because of Jesse, a sweet pre-teen kiddo who has the power to make such things come true—mostly unintentionally. Why? Well, because he’s the antichrist, of course. Sam, Dean, and Cas argue about what to do about him (side trip into Cas getting turned into a plastic action figure), and eventually Jesse decides to leave on his own, to protect his (adoptive) parents. Aaaaand then we never hear about any of this again. It’s fine. It was all really about Sam, afterall.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
ew, kid
Mace:
yep gross
Lor:
okay, when I babysat, I turned on as many lights as I thought I would not get made fun of for when the parents got home
Mace:
HAHAHA
omg the dude’s scream
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
you need to see Amber’s body, Bean? CAN DO
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
omg boys
Mace:
scratches head
Lor:
she clawed through her SKULL in the time between a ten year old's bedtime and when the parents got home?
Lor:
I bet there's something.... supernatural happening
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
did you…did you just take your sunglasses off when you said that?
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA of course you can't deliver a line like that with your sunglasses on. come on, Mace
Mace:
snork! silly me
Mace:
omg Dean with the kid
Lor:
YES
Mace:
OMG BOYS WITH THE GOOGLES
Lor:
you break out those safety goggles, Dean
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Lor:
"That'll do, pig" haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
OF COURSE HE’S EATING IT
Lor:
of COURSE
Lor:
can't waste good ham
Lor:
don't know when you might eat again
Mace:
uh huh
the dude’s shirt
Mace:
I WANT ONE
Mace:
KISSING VAMPIRE MOVIES
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Lor:
oh man, that melted chicken probably smells TERRIBLE
Mace:
oh yeah gross
Lor:
kid's ready for Pratchett!
Mace:
Look, if the kid doesn’t want the tooth fairy thing, then don’t make her, JFC
Mace:
HA
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
GOOD FOR YOU, KID
Lor:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Mace:
right?
Lor:
DEAN
Mace:
omg Sam’s FACE
Lor:
YAS
Mace:
how many takes did they need for that I wonder
Mace:
“or you"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
one. Jensen practiced constantly
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
Now I want a ham sammich
Lor:
"we don't have a fridge!"
Mace:
DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Oh, he’s gonna use your razor, Sam
Lor:
"do not use my razor" and his little grin
Mace:
SUITS!!
Lor:
YES
Lor:
nnnnngggg
Lor:
lookit em all snazzy out there in the middle a nothing
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
you did NOT. Dean made it for you
Lor:
"my dad told me different stories" ooof
Mace:
omg Lor, I’m sure he made his own dinner when he was a little older, simmer down
Lor:
hmph
Lor:
SAM'S FACE when he shocked him
YES
Lor:
NNNNG Dean's jewelry
Mace:
OMG is this the antichrist one?
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
the antichrist the show conveniently forgets about, like, immediately after?
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
so weird
Lor:
right?
Lor:
it's such a BIG thing to just be like "eeeh never mind"
Mace:
right?
Mace:
HAHAHAHAH OMG
Lor:
"that wasn't me"
Lor:
OMG CAS
Lor:
"no of course not" no, we're saving that for season 13
Mace:
HA
Lor:
oooooo a Theme. a theme about free will
Mace:
“you didn’t”
Lor:
"you didn't" dang, Cas
Mace:
CAS. NO.
Lor:
i think you mean "be not afraid," Cas
Mace:
HA
Lor:
he's gonna be tough to kiss that way, huh, Dean?
Mace:
snork
Mace:
no, you’re not friends, Dean.
Mace:
just like you’re not cousins...
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Lor:
so this kid went through his terrible twos and never made the house collapse?
Mace:
right? there are more holes than plot here, but the boys are pretty cute in this one so I’ll let it slide
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
They are awful pretty
Lor:
i think you better go hug your boy
Mace:
aye aye capn
Lor:
"kid, you're awesome"
Lor:
"he's kind of a buddy of mine" oh Dean
Mace:
buddy. sure.
Mace:
omg Sam’s FACE
Lor:
the careful way he sets Cas back down
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
YES
Lor:
jeez lookit Sam's HAIR
Mace:
YES
Mace:
i love that Sam tells the kid he’s not a freak since from experience he knows it hurts to be called that cough*DEAN*cough
Lor:
YES
Lor:
hands you a cough drop
Lor:
this is such a WEIRD episode
Lor:
like is it just here to give Sam the opportunity to think about himself and make the speech?
Mace:
snork
Mace:
yeah, it is
Mace:
yeah, dunno
Mace:
i wonder if they WERE gonna do something more with it and then just…didn’t?
Lor:
it feels WEIGHTY for a MotW ep, but then there's no threads from it at all?
Lor:
yeah, maybe
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
gee, bummer. maybe Dean and Cas should go to a hotel and snuggle about it
Mace:
HA
Mace:
John should have done a LOT of things better, boys
Lor:
DO THEY wish that though? they wanted to live nice normal lives and then one day POOF some angel shows up and is like "Oh, hi, Dean, you're an angel's vessel? Sam, look out, Lucifer wants you"?
Lor:
well THAT is true
Mace:
fair point
Lor:
it absolves John of NOTHING though
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
fair point
Lor:
it absolves John of NOTHING though
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theirloveisgross · 2 years ago
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Remember last year when Louis said how fucking comfortable, and how fucking protected we make him feel? And then today he thanks us for accepting him for who he is?
Like- how do I- I just-
We'll ALWAYS be here for you, Louis. Always.
And as a random coincidence, that happened in Philadelphia last year, which was the 11th show of LTWT. Today, Kansas City, was the 11th show of FITFWT. Ain't that cute?
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gainaxvel3o · 5 years ago
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A Miraculous Tale of Rubybug and Cat Blake Chapter 4
Previous / First / Next
The Scorpion and the Frog
"Today, students, we are going to be picking partners."
Everyone groaned. Glynda had expected this reaction from years of experience. She also expected them to get with the program once she laid out the rules.
"It is true that fashion is a competitive industry," She continued. "However no one gets to the top by themselves. Designers and models need to be able to work together in order to get anywhere. I will be picking out the teams for the rest of the semester."
Ruby Rose shook nervously in her seat. She knew that something like this would have to happen. Bringing her hands to together she prayed to get a good partner.
"Let's see here… May Zhedong and Nolan Porfirio…"
Darn, she was looking forward to teaming up with May. She looked so cute with the jacket and beanie! Okay let's see who else was up.
"Coco Adel and Velvet Scarletina, you two worked together very well I'll admit."
Another missed opportunity. Maybe she could ask them tips on fashion? They've done work in the industry maybe she can-
"Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee."
Oh no. Oh noooo.
Ruby slowly turned her head to the girl next to herself. Weiss stared at her, her eye twitching in annoyance.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… heh heh, hi?"
Weiss looked away, passing her judgement towards the smaller girl. It was going to be an exhausting assignment it seemed.
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They've been at this for hours.
Roman's bruised face swelled in pain from the baton that had been used to torment him. The cop, a dark-skinned woman with platinum blonde and brown hair shaved on the sides, had been interrogating him for information. Her name was Harriet if he heard right.
"What do you know about the bug?" She yelled at him. "Where did you get that power?"
Roman chuckled darkly, in spite of the agony he was in now. "What's there to know? She beat my ass. I don't remember what I did. That's what I told you."
"Fuckin hell no one gets powers and then forgets!"
"I did. Now quit whining to me."
"Enough Harriet." A pale man came over. He grabbed Harriet's arm. "We're not going to learn anything about the situation by beating him up. Let's move on to more pressing matters."
Harriet scoffed. "Fine. You got lucky pal."
"Yeah I feel soooo lucky right now…" Roman wiped the blood from his face. "Take me back to my cell so I don't have to deal with you animals."
Harriet roughly picked him up. Vine and herself opened the door and escorted the prisoner back to his cell. They passed by several guards who saluted them.
"The Chief isn't going to like this," Harriet said. "With Mayor Ironwood's campaign in question the city's going crazy. If I could get my hands on that ladybug…"
"Now is not the time for that." Vine said. "When they show up, they'll show up. For now we gather information."
"Yeah…"
As they were enveloped in their conversation, they didn't notice one guard fidgeting nervously. Travis Cornetto pulled out a loaf of bread from his pocket, passing inside of the cell.
"I couldn't get more," Cornetto said. "Sorry."
A pale hand took the bread. He examined it a bit, before immediately devouring it. Tyrian Callows hasn't had food in a while."
"You're such a gracious host…" Tyrian ate the food gladly. "Maybe there's a chance you can be made beautiful yet."
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"Relax Ruby, this isn't so bad."
"Not so bad! This is terrible!"
Ruby paced back and forth in the bathroom ass Tikki tried to calm her down.
"I'm teaming up with WEISS SCHNEE, the crabbiest girl I ever met even though she's a model and she could be really helpful to me but I made her mad on the first day so my career as a fashion designer might even be over before it began-"
"Ruby."
"-and she's my roommate so what if I show up as Ladybug and she finds out it's me? What if she uses me for some evil nefarious purpose like shining her shoes or taking her places even though one of those bad guys attack-"
"Ruby."
"Oh my goodness this is the absolute worst thing that could possibly happen to me!"
"RUBY!"
She let out a tiny gasp as Tikki got right up to her line of sight.
"Listen Ruby," Tikki said. "You're gonna ace the assignment and be fine. Nothing is going to happen. Now we need to talk about Nooro."
Ruby nodded quickly. "Yeah, yeah you're right. I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do?"
"We need to figure out where he's being located. I can sense darkness sometimes, but not himself. Do you think we have time to patrol today?"
"Sure!" Ruby said. "I can make time. I mean, Weiss might try to go to the teacher to get a different partner so during lunch break I can sneak away. A magnificent plan if I say so myself hohoho!"
Ruby pointed her finger at no particular place as she puffed her chest out. She posed as if she was a sea captain out on a maiden voyage. The image made Tikki sigh a bit in fond exasperation.
"Oh Ruby," Tikki's ears started vibrating. "I hear someone coming! Return!"
Tikki disappeared into Ruby's earrings. Just as she did, the door opened. Blake Belladonna came through the door, looking up in surprise to see someone was already inside.
"Oh it's you Ruby."
At the sound of Blake's voice, Ruby jumped.
"HOLY CRUD IT'S BLAKE!" She nearly screamed. "Sorry. I was uh… thinking? Out loud? With my lips? Human beings have lips I think."
Blake chuckled. "They certainly do. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well today is supposed to be the day we partnered up for the semester." Ruby explained. "I got teamed up with Weiss Schnee!"
"Ooof, I wish you the best of luck with that." Blake then blinked. "Wait she was in your class?"
"Yeah. She missed the first class due to a scheduling slip up." Ruby sighed. "Now what am I gonna dooooo?"
"It might not be so bad. A partner who's also your roommate can be very useful, especially someone like Weiss. She probably has a few fashion tips?"
"But she's so crabby! I want a non-crabby partner…" Ruby then realized. "Why don't you be my partner?"
"Me? We don't attend the same class and… I'm not pretty enough."
"You're very pretty! But you're right, not the same class. Daaaarn."
"Maybe you should to get along?" Blake tried to ignore the blush that was on her face. "You might be able to get something interesting done. If worst comes to worst just ask the teacher to pair you up with someone else."
"Uggghhhh why are you so right Blake?"
"I'm just experienced I think," Blake brushed a few hair strands away. "Sorry Ruby I need to um…"
"Oh oh! I can go!" Ruby laughed. "I need to go find Weiss anyway! Thank you!"
Ruby ran back out of the bathroom. Blake watched her go, letting a smile form on her lips. As she did so Plagg emerged from the ring. His smile was a little bit more mischievous than Blake's.
"Someone called you were pretty~ When's the wedding?"
"Shut up Plagg."
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Tyrian Callows was not a murderer. He was a serial killer.
Why distinguish the difference? Because a typical murderer is too broad, too plain to describe a being such as himself. To put it simply, Tyrian was beautiful. His hands twitched with powerful uncontrollable desire. He waited to snap the neck out of anyone who would get close to him. He wanted to take knives and stab them into someone's face. He wanted tear open insides and spread them around himself. These are the things that made him feel beautiful.
Tyrian was not insane. Insane would imply Tyrian didn't know what he was doing was wrong. He knew that he was a being of evil and did not care, because in those moments where he butchered and murdered he felt beautiful.
Cornetto was… fine. Another meat puppet alongside other meat puppets. He at least brought the food. They've been starving him for days, so someone keeping him alive is something commendable. He'll still die of course, but Tyrian will make sure he goes out beautifully.
From the corner of his eye, he saw a pretty little purple butterfly floating towards him. Tyrian remembered one time as a kid where he managed to capture a butterfly and slowly sliced off it's wings. He wanted to see what a butterfly looked like without it's wings. Tyrian took the butterfly in his hand.
"Gotcha," Tyrian smiled. "I needed a distraction from this shitty cage."
"Would a distraction really be enough to satisfy your needs, Mr. Callows?"
He got up startled. "Who the fuck are you?! How'd you get in my head?!"
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm your Monarch, here to fulfill your wish."
"My wish?" He laughed, utterly bewildered. "My only wish is to be beautiful! Someone like you wouldn't understand what I've been searching for."
"Oh but I do. I've seen the way you work. That death, that chaos, those things make you a most magnificent specimen. I wish to see more of it."
"You… you do?" Tyrian said in a small voice. "You understand?"
"Indeed. Such beauty is what I seek as well. However, may propose something to you? Something you may not have considered?"
"Hmmm… go on. You peaked my interest."
"I'm glad I have. You do what you do to find beauty for yourself. But what if you could make the world around you beautiful as well? What if I can give you the power to cave out your desires?
Tyrian's eyes widened at that. Beauty for the world? He had thought such a dream was impossible to fulfill. A foolish desire! But here the voice in his head had offered him a chance to fulfill it?
"You're certainly being tempting," Tyrian bowed. "What's the catch? What do you need me to do?"
"Oh not much. I only require a set of earrings and a ring from a pair of teenagers unworthy of your talents. Other than that… you can bring as much death and destruction as you want. Why keep the world from seeing beauty for what it is?"
"Yes… yes yes YES!"
Tyrian got onto his knees and bowed. He held his head low in gratitude and awe.
"I'll serve as your Huntsman, my Queen, and bring you what you desire! It is my thanks for allowing me to find what I seek!"
"A Huntsman… I like the sound of that… Go my partner. Bring me the miraculous!"
Outside the cell, Cornetto had been hearing Tyrian whisper to himself over the past few minutes. He was disgusted as much as everyone but the crimes Tyrian committed, but he was not a man who wanted to see people suffer. That was why he brought food for the criminal.
"Tyrian please keep quiet the others are trying to-"
The cell door was destroyed right away. A slash from a tail incapacitated Cornetto, dropping his carved body to the ground.
"What the hell!?" A guard yelled. "This shit is happenin' again!"
They tried attacking with batons, but the villain was quick. He used his new pincers to stab their throats with bursted with blood. He raised his head towards the ceiling.
"I have a calling to fulfill, an order to complete!" The newly powered villain screamed across the prison. "I'm Scorpio, one of the Monarch's fine Huntsmen, here to bring beauty to this world!"
Cornetto for his part clutched his chest. He looked at Tyrian weakly, trying to form a single sentence.
"But… why…?"
Tyrian heard the question and grinned maliciously.
"Because I'm beautiful."
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Okay this was going to be hard.
Ruby had been heading to the table with Yang and her friends (she assumed they were friends, they wouldn't all sit together on the same table if they weren't right?) until she spotted Weiss sitting by herself.
She had the same demeanor that she had in class and the past few days. Indifference. Annoyance. The threat to murder anyone who dared to talk to her. Ruby was reluctant but she figured there was no better time to take Blake's advice. It was here or in their room, where Weiss could shut her off by slamming the door to her part of the dorm.
"Here goes nothing…"
She steeled herself. Ruby walked over to Weiss with the best smile she could muster. She sat her hand on the table, ready to say something hopefully awe inspiring, something that will get Weiss Schnee to finally-
"No."
Ruby blinked. "But I didn't even say anything."
"I knew what you were going ask." Weiss said. "No, I don't want to work with you, I won't work with you, I will not be working with you. An obvious upstart like yourself has no place in a University like this one."
Ruby blinked again. "Oh. Well thanks for making it easy then!"
She started moving away, which made Weiss' eye twitch in annoyance.
"That's it? You just give up immediately?"
"Yeah," Ruby shrugged. "I mean, you don't like me, I think you're a jerk, I'm not gonna sit through a million rounds of you putting me down while we work. Go ahead and get another partner. I don't mind at all."
"Hmph," Weiss crossed her arms. "If you fold like that so easily you won't make it far in the fashion industry."
"And if you act like a jerk then the only people in your fan club will be your butler. That you probably paid for." Ruby stuck her tongue out. "Have a nice day!"
She skipped a few steps away from Weiss, who had been left sputtering at this act of defiance. Internally Ruby was screaming at herself.
‘HolycrapIjustinsultedWeissSchneemycareerisoverbutthatfeltsogoodbutsobadbutsogoodbutsobad-’
"Hey Rubes!" Ah, Yang was waving at her sister. "What's the deal with you and Ice Queen?"
"Oh not much I was partnered up with her and then I may have just insulted her."
"Ooooohhh," Nora bopped Ruby's nose. "Tell us how it went! Were her schnees broken in despair?"
"I think Ruby would end up suspended if she did that," Ren said. "Ruby, you should be covert in your revenge. I have plans I can share."
"Can we not talk about revenge at the table?" Jaune said. "I'm trying to eat my bagels."
Pyrrha offered up a bagel of her own. "Why not have this?"
Jaune took it, looking rather funny as he devoured the bagel. "You're a life saver Pyrrha, an angel among this Earth."
Pyrrha smiled, an action that made everyone on the table skip a beat due to how pure and sweet and wonderful it was. Ruby herself would be entranced by it if it weren't for her earrings suddenly vibrating.
'An alert? Oh not now, I haven't eaten lunch yet Tikki couldn't you wait a minute-?'
The TV interrupted the thought process. Lisa Lavender appeared on the screen to give the news.
"We interrupt this program to bring you a breaking news report! Another super powered being is on the loose in the city, maiming and doing worse to civilians down on the street!
The camera switched to footage on the scene. A shaky, barely medium quality of a scorpion creature attacking people appeared. The camera was shaky
"He is calling out for Ladybug and Chat Noir to find him, the connection between them uncertain. Could they be in league?"
"Now that's bulloney!" Nora slammer fists on the table. "Ladybug wouldn't be in league with any bad guys! Didn't she save everyone from dumb bowler hat guy and his donkey army?!"
'I most certainly did Nora, and I have to go over there quick!' Ruby thought. 'I gotta get outta here!'
"Uh I need to…" She said out loud. "Find materials for my project!"
"Already? You just got here though?" Yang raised an eyebrow. "Don't you have class later?"
Ruby was already making her way to the exit. "I do, but if I hurry up I can make it! Bye!"
The group watched their youngest leave, Yang already feeling sad she left. She felt a hand on her shoulder.
"She'll be fine." Pyrrha said. "I'm sure she knows what she's doing."
"Yeah Yang," Jaune laughed. "I mean, It's not like she's gonna go fight the guy on the tv or something."
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The quest for beauty was going surprisingly well.
These ugly, dirty people stared at him and ran, terrified in the face of himself. Scorpio was now true beauty. Not that anyone would understand of course. No one except, of course, his Queen. The Monarch offered him a chance to bring true beauty to all. He just needed to get the Miraculous.
"Hey! You brats!" Scorpio yelled. "Show yourselves Ladybug and Chat Noir! I want the Miraculous you got!"
A shadow dropped from a rooftop. Chat Noir narrowed her eyes at the creature before her. His skin was scaly, looking less human and more armor-like. He had a trench coat with a white sleeveless jacket underneath it. Leather belts were strapped to it, along with white pants. A bright red amulet around his neck stuck out like a sore thumb if offset by golden eyes that shimmered with sadistic glee. His tail slithered from side to side.
"Who are you?" Chat Noir asked. "What do you want with Ladybug and I?"
One of them was here. Good. Scorpio grinned.
"The Monarch wants your Miraculous, kitty cat." He said. "As her Huntsman, I came here to take it for her!"
"No thanks," Chat readied her staff. "You'll have to work for it."
The battle thus began swiftly. Tyrian lunged at the cat themes heroine, but she slammed her staff into his head, slamming him head first into concrete. Chat narrowly dodged the tail strike to the face. She kept her distance as pincers bursted fresh from Scorpio's hands.
"I know plenty about work," Scorpio grinned. "I'll get the miraculous and then carve you up into something truly beautiful!"
As the pincers came close to her face, Chat used the staff to block them. Scorpio was pushing her to the defensive, forcing Chat Noir to step back bit by bit.
'Think Blake, think!' Blake thought to herself frantically. 'I need to keep him busy until Ladybug gets here.'
Where was Ladybug? Blake really wished she had asked for her phone number or something. Only Ladybug had the power to de-grimmify this… Huntsman he called himself? The whole business is getting more insane the further Blake delved into it.
"What's the matter kitty cat?" Scorpio called out again. "Need a pound of tuna?"
"Sounds delicious but no." Chat said. "I'm in the mood for some tail though."
She swiped the staff towards his left leg, knocking Scorpio off balance. At another swing from his tail Chat jumped above the man, avoiding it slamming the staff against his stomach. Chat kept the staff ready as Scorpio clutched his stomach.
"Ugh, not bad not bad." He said. "I've never won a fair fight to be honest. Maybe that's why-"
He jumped away from Chat, flipping around to catch a civilian in his arm.
"-I like pull a fast one!"
"H-help!" The woman's neck was held tight, cutting off her words. "Hck-!"
Chat Noir found herself in a tough bind. Scorpio was not someone to be trusted. If he had his way, he would kill that woman and herself as soon as the miraculous was in his hands. But could she risk this woman's life for a gamble?
"Come on! Give me the ring, or whatever you use to make that trashy suit!"
Blake gritted her teeth. She moved her fingers towards the ring-
"Hold on Chat Noir!"
Ladybugs are often said to be creatures of luck. It seems it held true to the costumed heroine, who caught the villain's hand with her yoyo, pulling him away from the civilian. Ladybug landed next to Chat Noir, standing up to retrieve the yoyo.
"Hope I'm not too late Chat."
"Could have been a little faster honestly." Chat said. "Otherwise thanks for coming."
Due to the distraction the civilian ran away from the scene. As soon as Scorpio recovered and saw the two heroes, he knew he was in trouble. One against one was one thing, but two against one is a bit much for his brain to compute.
Yet he knew couldn't disappoint his Queen. She had given his life purpose! There had to be something, ANYTHING he could do.
"Seems you got me cornered." Scorpio said. "I'll take a page from the cat's example, I'll make you work to get to me!"
He made a jump, surprising the heroes by how high he could get. He made it to a rooftop and ran.
"We need to go after him!" Ladybug prepared her yoyo. "He might be up to something, so don't split from me okay?"
Chat Noir snorted, as if offended by that remark.
"Like I was going to leave you out my sight, my lady."
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Weiss Schnee stomped the hallways with purpose.
That annoying upstart… not only were they roommates, not only were they attending the same class, but she had to nerve to insult her like that? It was madness. She had to get another partner immediately. One who knew better.
She made a turn to the left of the hallyway, in the direction of Ms. Goodwitch's classroom. That teacher better have an explanation for her pick-
"Huh? Miss Schnee!"
Weiss had almost bumped into the Headmaster. Salem Ozpin recovered, and sighed upon noticing who bumped into her.
"My apologies. How is your day going?" Salem asked warmly. "Is Beacon to your liking?"
"It's… fine." Weiss said. "I'm trying to exchange partners."
"Oh I won't be keeping you. Who is your partner?"
"Ruby Rose," Her name came out so bitterly on Weiss lips it's like she's choking on poisoned air. "That upstart is an insult to this school. She comes here thinking she knows better than me, a model in the industry? I wouldn't be surprised if she got here through connections!"
"Oh I see…" Salem said. "Miss Schnee, do you know who recruited Ruby into this school?"
"A dope I presume."
"Well admittedly I can be that sometimes, but I think my decisions have turned out for the best."
Weiss blinked.
"That girl is quite remarkable. She was the class president for three years, arranged banquets and parties while designing truly impressive fashion work. Ruby had posted some of the work on her blog, which was how I found her out."
Weiss blinked again.
"If you give her a chance, Weiss, I think she can be really useful for your career as well as her own." Salem's smiled never left her lips. Not once. "Was there anything you needed?"
"… no ma'am." Weiss said quietly. "I think I just remembered something."
"Oh I know what that's like. Just one more thing before you go though…" Salem crossed her arms. "You are not the only one who works hard Miss Schnee. This is a privileged academy and few enter here without a skill of some sort. You cannot operate alone as you are now. My husband believed in strength in numbers when he was around. I think the same way. Do you understand?"
At that, Weiss nodded. "I will take your words into consideration, Miss Ozpin."
She walked off. It was less of a stomp and more of a gentle click clack of the heels that made noise on the hallways. Salem's smile became slightly more mischievous as she saw her student go.
"I bet you're proud, Ozma. She and Miss Rose certainly have potential."
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Scorpio was fast. But Ladybug and Chat Noir were pretty fast too.
"He's entering the warehouse!" Ladybug threw the yoyo at a nearby pole. "He might try to isolate us while we're inside."
"Right. Let's stick together."
With that exchange, Chat wrapped her arms around Ladybug's waist (which didn't make the red and black hero blush in any way, no siree). Once secured, Ladybug swung them both across the street, smashing through the windows. They landed squarely on the floor.
"Should we have broken through the window like that?" Chat asked. "We're probably going to get fined for that you know."
"Eh, I can fix it with a Miraculous Cure anyway." Ladybug said without worry. "Not like either of us have superhero insurance. Or would it be miraculous insurance?"
"Beats me." Chat just shrugged. "What do you think we should do?"
The two inspected the area. Several boxes were stacked together, a forklift still having boxes on the lift implying that work had been done here recently. No sign of Scorpio… yet.
"Stick together. Did he give any hint about where his possessed item could be?"
"Hmmm…" Chat tapped on her staff thinking about it. "No hint I'm afraid but I think his amulet could be it. We should focus on disabling his tail."
A pair of eyes peered from behind a box, gazing down at the unsuspecting duo.
"Good idea. If we can take that down, we'll be able to search for his object more efficiently. First we gotta find him."
The duo jumped when they heard a sinister laugh echo across the room. They kept their guard up.
"How cute. Just taking out my tail and you think you're enough to beat me? Not in a million years will you be able to take out a prized Huntsman of the Monarch!"
"Monarch huh?" Ladybug seized the moment. "Is that who you're working for?"
"Yes… She is a Queen among queens, a goddess to be revered! She understands the true beauty in death and chaos, she completes me! With the miraculous her ultimate plan will be fulfilled! HehehehehehehehehBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
That laugh made both heroes shiver in fear. Ruby had heard it on the news, but it was here in this moment she remembered she wasn't dealing with a regular villain but a serial killer who would do whatever it takes to kill her.
'I need to trick him somehow.' She thought. 'How did Yang always trick guys into giving away whether they wanna get into her pants or not? Oh wait, it's reverse psychology!'
"If she picked you the Monarch's clearly off her rocker." Ladybug said out loud. "I mean, Scorpion guy? How uncreative can you get?"
"Tch, I see what you're doing but it's not going to-"
"No she has a point." Chat continued. "For someone all about brining beauty to the world you are simply ugly and disgusting. You never belonged in a world like this one."
Scorpio's eye twitched. "I am beautiful."
"No. Jewels are beautiful. Cats are beautiful. Butterflies are beautiful. You though? You're an ugly scorpion guy who can only make ugly things."
"Do not listen to them Tyrian," Monarch whispered into his ear. "They are trying to trick you!"
"OH YEAH?!" Scorpio- no, Tyrian, yelled. "JUST YOU WAIT, I'LL CARVE YOUR BODIES INTO THE MOST MAGNIFICENT SCULPTURES THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!"
His purpose forgotten, the villain lunged at the opposing duo. His tail struck nothing except the ground where they originally stood.
"Ladybug, we have a chance now!"
Tyrian felt a yoyo wrap around his tail. He realized quickly what they were trying to do.
"No," He panicked. "Not the tail not the tail not the- AAAAAAHHHHH!"
Tyrian missed it as soon Ladybug decapitated the stinger. She. Cut. Off. His. Stinger. The beauty he possessed had been ravaged into disgusting ugliness.
"We got him Chat!" She yelled. "Search him!"
No. Scorpio could not allow this to stand. Tyrian will not allow this to STAND.
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT NOW KIDS!"
The amulet glowed red. With speed the heroes had no time to react to, Scorpio slashed at their abdomens, then elbowed them to the floor. He turned around, grinning at seeing Ladybug in pain. The girl took her away his stinger, now he'll take her life.
Or would if his pincer hadn't been blocked by the staff.
"You seem to be forgetting it's two against one." Chat said, panting hard. "Come and get me."
Ladybug swiped at his leg. He pulled it back to avoid the attack, but Ladybug kicked his stomach in the mean time.
"Come and get us." Ladybug said. "Grab the amulet, Chat!"
Scorpio swung his tail around, trying to hit them with anything even without the stinger. However, Ladybug and Chat were quicker. Ladybug threw the yoyo at the villain's chin as Chat readied her hand.
"Go for it Chat!"
"No… no please!" Tyrian pleaded. "I want to be beautiful!"
"CATACLYSM!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the amulet was destroyed. A glowing violet butterfly flew out from the broken object.
"Right then!" Ladybug captured the butterfly in the yoyo. "Miraculous…"
"NO PLEASE STOP!"
"… LADYBUG!"
A red glow came and went, an army of ladybugs swarming the area. The damage from Scorpio's pincers were undone, as were the windows repaired from the heroes' breaking into the place. Tyrian no longer had the scaly body he possessed before. Instead, he wore his prison uniform, his dark hair and desperate face visible for all to see.
"No… no I disappointed my Queen…" Tyrian dug his nail into his head. "I failed, I failed, I didn't bring beauty like I was supposed to!"
Ladybug and Chat Noir could only stare at each other awkwardly as the now de-powered serial killer sobbed pathetically onto the floor. In spite of everything he had done and tried to do Ruby couldn't help but feel just a little sorry for him. Only a little. Pity was not the same thing sympathy.
The doors opened. A pair of cops stormed in with guns pointed at the heroes
"FREEZE RIGHT THERE!" Harriet yelled at them. "You're under arrest for vigilantism!"
"You have the right to remain silent." A female officer with short brown haired and dark skin said. "Resist and we won't hesitate."
Ladybug and Chat held their arms in the air. Ruby was confused by this turn of events.
"Um, we just stopped the bad guy?" She said. "We even fixed the damage, so what the problem?"
"My lady, I don't think they'll take anything but our surrender into account." Chat said. "We need to make a break for it as soon as possible."
"Try anything and we'll fire!"
Tyrian didn't hear the police's words. How could he? The butterfly's beautiful voice had disappeared. The quest for beauty was in vain. Now… he stared at Ladybug, who had his back turned to him.
He will have revenge.
"I really think you're being a bit unreasonable officer," Ladybug continued. "Perhaps if you lower your weapons we might be able to have a conversation-"
Suddenly a pair of arms surrounded her neck and stomach. Tyrian snarled.
"I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU FOR RUINING EVERYTHING! I WON'T EVEN TURN YOU INTO A WORK OF ART, I'LL JUST USE YOUR SKIN TO WIPE MY ASS WITH IT!"
Chat looked on in horror as Ladybug struggled against his grip. If it weren't for the police holding guns at them she would do something. There was one trick, but Chat wasn't sure she was fast enough to try it. She reached into her pockets.
"L-let go of me!"
"YOU TOOK AWAY MY POWER! I WAS SCORPIO! I AM SCOR-"
His words were cut off. Whatever they would be, Ladybug only heard a loud sound and felt the arms around her slip away. She turned to watch Tyrian fall to the ground. A bullet wound on the forehead bled across the face. There was no peace in his eyes. Only shock.
"If you move then you're gonna end up like him," Harriet pointed the gun at them again. "Get down!"
"NINJA VANISH!"
Smoke bursted from the shell Chat threw onto the ground. It was thick and instantaneous. One… two… three… Harriet fired the gun into the smoke but she didn't hear anyone get hit.
"Damn it!" She looked around. "Find them!"
As they searched the warehouse from top to bottom, Chat helped Ladybug up to the rooftop. Ladybug let out a sigh of a relief.
"That was a pretty cool trick you did Chat. You really pulled us out of a jam."
"I didn't know if it was going to work. Glad it did." Chat put a hand on her partner's shoulder. "You alright?"
"Y-" Ladybug caught herself. Her eyes grew wide. "No. No I'm not okay. They shot a man in the head! I know he was a killer but- but what the hell?!"
She felt arms wrap around her. Ladybug hugged back.
"It was a difficult situation, my lady." Chat said. "It was shocking, wrong even. If had to be his death or yours I'm not shameful over it but it goes to show we need to be more careful from now on."
"I… I should have been better. I could have sensed him or-"
"No. That man jumped you. It was unexpected. You are not at fault for what he did, just as you are not at fault for what the officer."
"But-"
"But nothing. We got away and prevented another disaster. There is nothing more to it than that."
Ladybug held onto Chat tighter. Five minutes were spent like that, trying to make sense out of the freak accident they fell into. Blake had been afraid about what would happen during an encounter with the police. She thanked her stars that neither herself nor Ladybug got out of there without much of a scuffle.
A moment later, Ladybug let go of Chat. "Thank you Chat. Glad to have you as a partner I can count on."
"Heh, same for you my lady." Chat smiled. "See you around?"
"Sure!" Ladybug returned the smile. "Thanks again Chat!"
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As it turned out, Ruby had been pretty lucky to avoid her next class. Judging from what she had heard, Professor Port's lectures had only gotten more rambly and pointless.
She returned to her room and shut the door quickly. The image of the man's head exploded from a bullet was still burned into her memory. Ruby breathed in and out repeatedly. She needed time away from people.
"Ruby Rose."
That was a person. That was definitely a person Ruby just heard. Weiss Schnee was sitting on a chair in Ruby's workspace. She had been inspecting a paper detailing a new design idea.
"Weiss, please not right now." Ruby waved her away. "I'm tired and anxious and the last thing I need is you coming in and putting me down again-"
"If you would let me talk you might hear something different." Weiss said. "I am willing to be your partner."
Ruby blinked. "What?"
"I'll help you Ruby Rose." She got up. "I realized that I was being unfair in my assessment of you. Clearly you have some skill in order to get into this University. This design?" She handed the paper to Ruby. "It's not a bad one. With sharpening it could be brilliant."
"… thanks?" Ruby was definitely surprised to hear that. "So what? You want us to remain partners?"
"Yes. I will be critical, but if we can put aside our differences we just might be able to get through the semester. I will try to give useful advice, and you have control over how the final project will turn out."
Weiss stretched our her hand. "Deal?"
Ruby looked at the hand. Then back to Weiss. Then back again. She took the hand and shook it.
"Huh. I guess you're not all bad Weiss."
"Shut up dolt."
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danwhobrowses · 4 years ago
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WWE Royal Rumble 2021 - Initial Thoughts
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I know I’m late, but employment is still a thing, and I had to prioritize that over an all-nighter, but it’s time for the Royal Rumble, one of the more exciting shows of WWE’s schedule, so let’s get on with it!
Spoilers for Royal Rumble, you have been Warned
I might not invest too much in kickoff matches but the Women’s Tag Match was not a good time
It was fine before the end, but who the hell decided that Charlotte should control 90% of the champions’ offense and have the hot tag!? Asuka is the RAW WOMEN’S CHAMPION, not Charlotte. After the tag Asuka literally had one spot and she was dead, completely taken out of the match for *checks notes* being thrown over the Announcer’s Table...you know that thing several wrestlers come back from easily.
The finish was just too much too, Ric distraction didn’t work, Lacey distraction didn’t work, Kirufuda Clutch didn’t work but then the brass knuckles did. Too much.
And why TF are we putting titles back on Nia!? We should’ve just given the titles to the Riotts, or the winner of the Women’s Dusty Classic. It also cuts me deep that Asuka and Shayna are treated this way, even as champion Asuka is a side character to Charlotte T_T
Main show though and I don’t like the package and interviews between entrances
Drew vs Goldberg was just...meaningless.
It was cringy enough that Cole had to spout drivel to make 60 year old Goldberg seem strong but to have Drew be ‘injured’ by a barricade spear - something much more tired wrestlers have and will get back up from in less time and continue a longer match - was daft. Also saying that Goldberg’s spear or jackhammer is the best move of all WWE is stupid, it was a WCW thing
Thank God Drew Won, but the post-match does remind you of the meaningless circumstances this feud came about. Suddenly Goldberg is okay with Drew’s same manners of respect
I mean, Carmella’s entrance and gear is cool, but do you think it eats at Corey a little that Carmella’s ‘behind the curtain’ bit is a tad...red light district?
Sasha’s promo didn’t hit for me unfortunately
Reginald didn’t deserve to be ejected for that! He caught Sasha and get beaten up for it
Jesus Carmella! Sasha got barely any of that dive
Screeching and faffing aside, Carmella got a good showing...I do hate quick tap outs in title matches though
Sami cuts a good promo, but his content wasn’t exactly the best. New Day are hardly the management’s faves, it’s taken this long for E to get a singles run, Fans literally had to Yes Movement their way into giving Kofi the world title.
New Day’s Brodie gear was good though
Bad Bunny as the ‘Biggest Latin Artist’? Is Cole for real? I didn’t even know who he was before today
If the song is about Booker T then why is he dancing around GI Bro?
Come on Book, you hang on the Sucka! That’d be like if the Rock just went ‘If ya smell what the Rock is cooking’ without the drags or pauses
Ric’s ‘with a tear in my eye’ promo was after the Rumble though...
It’s actually a sad stat that just over half of the Rumble winners win titles
No Morrison segment for the escape spot!? He did it as much as Kofi dammit!
Sorry Greatest Royal Rumble is not canon for me
This Stat Attack has taken far too long
I’m okay with Mike Rome but couldn’t a woman have announced the Women’s Rumble? Where’s Lillian at!?
NAOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIII GIRL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
That hair is amazing as well
I know you can’t say it, but we all remember that Benoit won the rumble in the first two as well
Was...Bianca wearing earrings on her entrance, she looked like she was taking them off
Billie actually had the right idea, can’t be in the match until you enter the ring, it’s clever stuff
That tank did not look like it was meant to turn that direction XD
It actually surprises me every time how tall Shotzi is, I always imagine her short
Billie no...not with Shayna
The piped boos are highly unrealistic to boo even a heel Toni Storm
Shotzi eliminated and then horrible singer Jillian comes in? Urrrrgh, Bad Singer Jillian was terrible
Wrestling wise she hasn’t missed a beat though
Billie’s surprisingly being a highlight here with actual narra-OHMYSHITITSVICTORIA
Gear was a bit meh but Victoria definitely can still go
Oh Peyton the purple looks good on you, and her Widow’s Peak was not bad at all
Ah, good for Santana, for a moment I thought it said Santina and got a very bad chill
Damn Liv, Speed Machine!
Ooof, the betrayal is real Billie
THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!
Somehow I’m genuinely upset by every elimination so far, good job!
Aaaaaand then they got rid of Victoria and brought on Charlotte to immediately take out Rhea -_-
That was a clever move from Bayley but damn Ruby landed hard
Are we seeing a Bayley/Peyton team? Or is she just eliminating the Riotts for revenge for Billie, but also Liv Nooooo!
Torrie now, eh okay
Ouch for Dana
Lacey...no, this ain’t working
Poor Peyton, her elimination was a side chapter
And we missed Bayley’s elimination!? For Shame
Mickie! Good to see ya! Aaaaand being beaten by Charlotte...
Nikki Cross is back too! Hopefully they find a good story for her
Alicia Fox? I guess she sobered back into the good gra...R-Truth? No
Oh yeah, Humberto is a thing
Jerry shut the fuck up!
The 24/7 stuff was super unnecessary, we did not need to take focus off this match
Lacey eliminating Mickie, rude.
Dakota should’ve gotten more time, she barely lasted a minute
Reginald again deserves better
See Tamina vs Rhea would be exciting...if Tamina was booked better
Naomi’s chemistry with Bianca is really insane right now
Lana *reminded of her feud with Shayna and Nia* Also Lana *goes for Rhea*
That was a hard tackle on Alexa by Rhea...aaaaand she’s eliminated mid ‘transformation’ a bit worthless for me
Road Warrior Ember Moon! And right into the Eclipse that’s the good shit
Baszler probably shouldn’t have eliminated Lacey story-wise
The Betrayal is real for Tamina as well
What’s with the crazy camera cuts!?
Nia eliminating Baszler? Nah...
Hold on Cole, baiting Nia over the ropes isn’t a ‘tremendous elimination’
The betrayal is real for Lana too, Nattie sure shrugged off that double assault
I get that the narrative is that Charlotte has beaten both Bianca and Rhea before, but to hang against both of them after already being in a match and hanging on from two apron attacks was daft. Stop making her super strong, she’s mega talented yes but giving her the Brock Lesnar energy does her no favours
That close call though with Rhea and Bianca was great, need more spots of two wrestlers about to be eliminated at the same time
The final bit of chain wrestling too was great, that’s what you need at the final part of a rumble, the mini-match
I had Rhea as my win prediction but am more than happy for Bianca, who was my second choice. Winning at No. 3 is great and her emotional promo just gets her more over. Bianca vs Sasha’s gonna be wild too
Overall the Women’s Rumble was good, most of the women got shine and there were a few mini stories too, do wish that more time was given to some women and that Sonya was in the rumble but the returns were good and most of the eliminations got me good
Miz talking about guaranteeing a championship run like he didn’t lose the last cash-in and didn’t have a chance to cash in previously this night when Drew was ‘reeling’ from the barricade spear.
I reiterate that I wish Sonya was in the rumble, but do like her endorsement of Bianca
Again, this 24/7 stuff is wrong place and time right now
Last Man StANDing Match for the UniVERSal Championship
Cole, there is Champion’s Advantage. Triple H vs Michaels Last Man Standing, neither men made the 10 so Trips kept the title, 17 years ago. Royal Rumble 2004.
See, this is where a Finisher Spotfest works, because it’s not about pinfalls it’s about keeping people down
The camera switches are not doing good on this portion of the side of the thunderdome
Yes, attacking the knees, this is the Cerebral ‘rope breaks with his pinkie finger’ Owens I like to see
Ooof the Golf Cart, a la Kane and Stadium Stampede
Why is this training area just like a second arena
Lil’ running ref in the background
Right into that conveniently placed mini-ladder
Not the forklift! Think of Judy Bagwell!
Oh that curtain is the thing Becky took a photo of! I mean she was always gonna be backstage
Corey before the match ‘there must be a winner’, Corey after Owens went through the stage LED ‘The ref should consider stopping the match’
Did the Ciampa move there to stand up
I don’t think you’re allowed to use a Ref Bump that way
Then the Second Ref restarts the count and stops at 5!? If this doesn’t come back next SD it’ll be a misstep
It was a physical match, not the best I think the finish brought it down. The problem is that KO has lost 3 times now and the last time is a botch finish, and we can’t have him lose again - the poor guy needs a win
ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY!
I will say this immediately, revealing Edge and Orton as 1 and 2 beforehand was a terrible idea, just because you don’t have a live crowd doesn’t mean the people watching from home can’t be surprised
‘Number 3 is the worst number to draw on average’ - Belair just won at No. 3
Ali at 4? Then went after Edge and not Orton?
Sami, just don’t get in Orton’s face
Refs what are you doing? No rules in Rumble, where were you with Nia and Shayna with that logic
‘What does Shin need to do to be more successful?’ - for one not face AJ Styles, he is still a tag, US and IC champ as well as a RR winner, that’s quite successful
Carlito finally shows after the Legends Night tease and yes those are some abs
So...Randy’s just sleeping with this knee injury
Big E enters with some snappy camera angles again
I was hoping for more Ali - especially since Ricochet came immediately after - buy angry E was nice to see
Wait is that Elias’ entrance? Where’s the guitar strum?
Priesty, wonder if this is his main roster call
What DJ leaves his equipment on stage anyway?
‘The biggest star in the world in the music business’ - for real?
‘I’ve heard of flying squirrels but flying bunnies!?’ - Corey you need to watch Tokyo Joshi Pro, they got a flying sugar rabbit
To quote Ross Tweddell, MMMmmm Riddle...does not do it for me
Stop with the camera cuts I beg of you!
Mayor of Knox County!?
Ricochet eliminated by Kane, le sigh
The betrayal is real for DBry
Big Elim for Priesty though
‘Now it’s a Royal Rumble’ - reminder that Edge is a KOTR winner too, and that Nakamura is the King of Strong Sty-oh and Corbin eliminated him :/ what was the gauntlet about if you’re gonna Corbin him?
Otis’ new gear is slick
aaaaand Corbin’d again
Big Dom Fuck im Uhhhhhh Spinebuster’d
Damn he got him though
Dang that bounce sound from DBry
Bobby no why you gotta do Dom like that!?
Hurricane back from his Gangrel crossing and disposing Sammy Guevara’s broken body in Elite Deletion to do another rumble
One of these days, he’ll hit that Chokeslam and shit will go wild
Christian! This time getting the more emphatic reaction
Oh that smile, that hits you in the chest cavity...then Riddle ruins it
Rey comes in and WWE made him an advertisement ¬_¬
Edward James Omos what are you doing? well...I know what he’s doing, IC feud between AJ and E
Edward James Omos fuck you for eliminating Rey
The betrayal is real for Shamu
Cole how did you know it was Seth before his entrance hit?
I don’t think we were supposed to pick up Shamu welcoming Christian back but that was sweet
Then finally BWOAR
And Bwoar eliminates Cesaro, what was the point of his push? (it’s because his contract’s nearly up isn’t it?)
Again with the camera switching
Seth No! And where’s the boos pipe music!? DBry was a heavy favourite, that would’ve caused heat
Can’t believe Mmm Riddle lasted ahead of DBry
I didn’t forget about Orton, but the finish was good, that Orton tease got us good
It was a decent rumble, in hindsight you could tell Edge was winning given how they put express focus on Michaels winning at number on in the stat attack, Edge being face in peril for the first 10 entrants and Cole reminding us how long Edge has been in there
I don’t at all hate the end result, though I do question whether it was the best choice in the long run. Edge had his rumble win returning from injury already and throwing more legends at Drew does imply a heavy lack of depth in the current roster. Edge didn’t really need the win, but I’m not disappointed in him winning
The Men’s Rumble itself wasn’t as good as the women’s I don’t think, a lot of favourites of mine were unceremoniously dumped out quickly, any layered storytelling didn’t get enough time and it did feel a little by the numbers, almost a microcosm of modern WWE booking
Overall it was still a decent PPV, happy with the winners of the rumbles and that’s mostly all we need from a Royal Rumble. The Road to Wrestlemania starts here
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aenslem · 5 years ago
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Doctor Who Tag Game
Tagged by: @thirteenstardisfam thank youu and i am so sorry it is so super long lmao i did not mean too, but somehow ended up with it, and also i think i will make fandom hate me for some stuff about 11, but i love him! don’t you dare to think otherwise :’D
im tagging: @tennant @luke-skywalker @panlyra @stupidape @buffyrosenbergs @expelliarmus idk who of you whovians wanna do it out there feel free to say i tagged you and go on ;)
Favourite Doctor:  still Ten, i love 12 and 13 almost as much, even if not harder atm, but if it comes to choosing 1 fav doctor then it’s always Ten, so far no one stepped higher for me :’D I loved his era, i loved so many episodes with him, his season arcs, his companions, his relationships with everyone, and this is the only Doctor whose regeneration was smooth for me, he was continuation of Ninth Doctor and it felt like that. I was not like ‘but he is so different in so many ways’ nope, never. Maybe it’s because companions were the same, everyone was still around which was great btw, and I fell in love with the show with Tenth Doctor, dare I say that I stopped watching back then when Matt Smitt became doctor? lmao, must be shock for some but yes, I dropped this show because of THAT lmao??now i laugh at my own self but yeah, i did. where’s everyone, why it feels so different? that was huge nope. Only years later I got back into it, thanks to amazing Michelle Gomez. Actually I was not even going to watch other doctors at that moment, but I watched episodes only with Missy, then i said well it’s not bad I like it and Missy and Twelve were?? OOOF LOVES OF MY LIFE FOR SURE because their relationship were so cool and of course i loved it, so i started a huge rewatch, the first since i dropped the show. Fell in love with Doctor/Master all over again, Ten was as amazing as I remembered, Nine was perfect and I love him too!!! and then... i got to s5... oh god, i was like, let’s give him a chance, what do i lose? but it still felt so weird, and the show was so different, and suddenly everyone else is so important but where are old characters? but i got into it because i have already seen some of 12′s episodes and i got used to the style?? i guess. and then River appeared, not because of her but around episode 5 or 6 i was into it already, not as much as i was before but anyway, maybe weeping angels helped because i loved them and it reminded me of Ten, i felt some kind of a connection to old doctor. I liked River with 10, i thought i will like her with 11 too... but alas, still felt like you know those boys who have never had sex but try to act like they know everything about it and hit on every moving thing and think they do it cool? :D i am sorry if i hurt someone’s feelings with it, but that’s how 11 was for me back then, and while I do understand river/11 it’s the least of all river ships for me, 11 is still the least fav doctor because of those feelings i had back then when i stopped watching, they are not rational i know that now but still feel them, but i love him now, and will protect that kid at all costs! i love ponds, i will kill if anyone says anything bad about Rory Williams! and Amy and Rory? quoting my favorite star trek couple? DUDE WE GO TOGETHER OR NOT AT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and even if i was not into all river/11 relationship i loved the story, and of course i liked 12, but s8 still feels like what the hell for me, not because of the doctor but because they tried so hard to show clara as bossy, i mean, i liked her with 11 and then suddenly they turn her into some control freak, it was not so MUCH with 11... but i know now why they did it, so Missy’s words have an effect and all. but still, i love clara before and after s8 :’D s9 clara? i will kill for her too. it’s too long but idk  :’D and actually, this shows that if you give it a chance even if you don’t like actor/actress at first - you might love the show ;) so stop acting like jodie is miscast honestly, i am ready to fight anyone for saying that :D say whatever you want about plot choices, but do not fucking act like it’s Jodie’s fault! actors are not responsible for show runner choices. She acts amazing with the material she has. anyway, 10 is my fav idiot!
Favourite Master: Missy, always was and always shall be. My favorite character in general in the show, no one tops my girl!
Favourite Sonic: honestly? i don’t really remember any sonic but 12′s glasses :D so... glasses. I mean, i don’t really care how it looks like, it does its job... most of the time lmao, but i liked those glasses and the thing with browser history was my fav :D
Favourite Companion: oh it’s soooo hard!!! either Donna or Bill. I can’t choose. but yeah, those are both with whom there were no ‘romantic’ relationship implied, i love friends more than couples. and I just loved 10 and Donna as a team and Bill and 12, i still wish they had more time. also Martha, the smartest companion lol she was amazing.
Favourite Story: anything involving The Master :D all episodes with them are my favs, but i can’t just pick one story, i still remember the first episode i watched back when it was airing and are you my mummy stuck in my head for the rest of my life giving me brrrr feeling, like it was not scary but somehow made me super uncomfortable? also vashta nerada?? duuuuude, you can’t just look at the shadow the same way. and ten/river together were really great, i mean, he did not know who is she, the mystery, i love shit like that?? yeesss!!!!! there are so many great ones. I don’t want to choose.
Favourite Soundtrack: that unreleased tiny melody when the master dies in the last of the time lords T--T and this is gallifrey and clara’s theme! those are my favs. and I also really like 11′s theme, kinda ready for adventures and doing some weird but funny shit :D
Dream Actor for next Doctor: ooooof OOOOF dude! you know what, usually it is one actor for 3 seasons, that’s how it was for the last 3 doctors, i want Jodie to break that rule and stay with us for 4th season as well, i just want to see how pissed off those haters will be lmao i really really think the entire timeless child thing will not feel the same with someone else yet, and i don’t think they will reveal much in 13th season, that’s HUGE thing, or they should make it so good and the next doctor... aaah i don’t want to feel that change again, like i did with 10 to 11, and felt with the every next doctor, but i overcome that shit and just give them a chance, it’s the doctor after all and im sure loving all of them now. not sure it can disappoint me even if most of plot choices in the season are ... weak. idk who, there are so many great actors but whoever i choose will not be as great as someone they choose, because they always somehow cast amazing people, but i agree with emily it’s time for a doctor of color! tho, they can’t go back to white male actor right now, i just can imagine how it will look like, with all the hate Jodie received and how people still whine about female doctor, it will look like they tried and decided to go back to white male doctors, one half will be happy but the other one will eat them alive! so yeah, i am pretty sure it’s not gonna be white man again yet lol
Dream Composer: idk
Dream Story: well, considering 13 is in jail now, i would love to see someone “we know” rescuing her, because honestly if they just showed me jack and left it like that, i will not accept it!!! but also since yaz will be the only one left with the doctor, since bradley and tosin leave the show, i hope we will have some yaz and doctor relationship development without anyone else, maybe jack could stay because i love him, but jack’s presence did not hurt doctor and rose relationship development back then, so it should not hurt now also. but if they bring someone new, at least don’t make it right away, let yaz and 13 have an adventure at least 1 episode, some talk and stuff. so when yaz leaves also... (and i kind of had that stupid feeling that yaz will die in the end, because somehow everything hints on that for me? idk maybe it’s because i rewatched and giffed orphan 55 today and vilma (?) telling yaz to run and stay alive kinda felt like something that hints on yaz’s future... and yaz is always going somewhere without thinking, to random alien ship, to save the doctor, she steps into trouble like a doctor hoping everything will somehow be ok, but im not even sure she hopes, it’s more like i am as good as her so i can do it, not in clara’s way when everything hinted she is like the doctor, because let’s be honest she was and even got her own tardis, but she thinks she is, but she is not, i think some day that might end bad for her... so when she also leaves i don’t want it be like well yeah, what’s next? i mean, i still miss Bill, that was like NOOOOOO with tears and screams for me, i loved Bill! and we had 2 seasons with yaz and i still don’t feel the same connection to any of the current companions atm, so i would like the show to make me love them more, i do love them, just not as much as those i still miss, but im sure defending any of them lmao i love them anyway. you know what i mean...
A Companion You’d like to see back: oh OH. we cant bring them back for entire season right? but doctor can meet Donna at some point, which will have no point lmao cos she doesn’t remember and it will only hurt doctor and i don’t see how her appearance will help any plot, it will be just fanservice cameo. But Bill is out there with Heather, they are powerful creatures now, i think it could somehow fit into the story, I want Bill back. But also, Clara is still one heartbeat away from death, she can be out there, and she has tardis. tiny cameos will be fine for me :D and Martha, but also Madam Vastra and Jenny, Kate and Osgood, where they are??? bring them back and it can make sense, their appearances. I mean, imagine someone from UNIT in s11, not unit itself but osgood??? it would feel so much different. 
An Enemy/Alien/Creature you’d like to see again: weeping angels!!!! OOOF they were creepy, and i love them, like, DON’T BLINK!!! how can you not blink for so long? that is cool, i want them back. and also the most beautiful shots are always with angels so... :’D
If you could travel with one of the Doctors, which Doctor and why?: oooh, while 10 is my fav, and I totally would hit on 13 :D i will choose 12, 12 from season 10, because he was such a grandpa, no lovey dovey stuff, he would lecture me on thing i do, give me new info about something, we would explore shit together and he would be like a grandpa i never had. We would definitely have long discussions about stuff and have good laugh together and i would make references to movies and then we would watch those movies :D i would act like Bill lmao yess i want to travel with 12!!!
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cannibalisticshadows · 7 years ago
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Doughnuts (A Dear Evil Heaven One-Shot)
Ao3 | FF
Fandom: Megamind
Pair: Megamind/Roxanne
Summary: During this time of year, Megamind always gets a little sad. Roxanne tries to fix that.
It’s the start of December, he notes with disdain, and festivities are running rampant in the streets, colorful lights hanging on houses, sugary food in abundance, calls for charity, the increased “family time”.
It makes his stomach sick.
And so, having barricaded himself in a dark state of mind in his own room, he completely shut out the world entirely. Not even the brainbots were allowed to disturb him.
It ended after a few days when Minion burst through the door and demanded he get out. Why, though, he wondered grimly. He always goes into a hibernation of sorts during this time of year.
“Ms. Ritchi has been calling non-stop,” he said angrily, not at his girlfriend, at him, mind you, “She just called me earlier saying if you came over tonight she’d give you a surprise.”
“Oh, goodie,” he mumbled, running a hand over his stubble. He hadn’t shaved in a while. Instantly he thought of the typical “Christmas Spirit” spiel, but knew Roxanne didn’t celebrate that holiday—though it was also secular, not religious, right? Either way the festive concept gave him seasonal depression.
“Just go, please,” Minion begged. “She’s worried about you, Sir. The only reason, Ms. Ritchi says, that she hasn't come over again to—“
“She came over?”
“Thrice this week! You wouldn’t see her, remember!? The only reason she hasn’t tried to see you today or yesterday is because she’s getting ready for some kind of party.”
He glared.
“No.”
“Yes. Go. Please, Sir. I’d like to go to a holiday cooking class this evening, and I don’t feel comfortable leaving you here alone.”
He groaned. “Minion, that happened one time in my childhood.”
“I’m still not taking that chance.”
This went on for ten minutes before Minion, taking matters into his own fins, ordered a pair of bots to take him by the arms and quite literally drag him to Roxanne’s.
Flailing, cursing, and overall hating life, he found himself being thrown on his girlfriend’s balcony in a undignified thud.
The first thing he notices, after pulling himself off the ground (besides being suddenly, painfully aware of his state of dress [loose sweat pants and a tight short-sleeved band top {yes, he wears normal clothes, like a normal person, every once in a while}]), was the smell of confection foods, chocolate, sugar, and—overall baked goods. Secondly, he noticed the starring woman, who was passionate about eating healthy things and banning anything with so much as a gram of sugar, baking these things.
Had he died and gone to heaven?
He must have been standing there for a while, staring at this wee woman who was bustling about in her kitchen, frying balls of dough, it seemed, with the countertops covered in baked goods, because she suddenly froze and turned around, and met his eyes through the glass.
She dropped a pair of tongs and came running over, throwing the glass door open.
“Roxa—ooof!” Her arms were thrown around his abnormally long neck, her face pressed against the side of his head.
“Oh my god, Megamind,” she gasped, then pulled away to look at him. Her hands grasped his shoulders.
“Hi—“ he grasped as she smacked him hard on the chest.
“Do you know how worried I was!?”
“I’m—“
“No, no, don’t explain yourself,” she said. “Minion told me everything. I should be the one who’s sorry. I tried to come over today, but—“
“But…”
“I—just come on in, it’s colder than ice out here. You’ll catch your death.”
Numbly, he let her pull him inside of her deliciously warm apartment. The lights were off in her living room, with the kitchen lights on. The TV was off, with the radio on to some music he immediately recognized as Hebrew, and near the balcony window, which he’s now noticing, is a—
“Is that your—me-nora?”
“Menorah. Yeah.”
It wasn’t terribly eccentric; small and neat, about half a foot tall, with four straight silver-plated branches on either side of one tall branch in the middle. Atop these branches were tiny glass cups. The middle one and three to the right had a bud of a wick, sitting in what seemed to be oil, burned brightly.
“Why aren’t the others lit?”
“It’s the third night,” Roxanne suddenly said, almost awkwardly.
He then remembered this. One new candle each night.
He had missed the other nights with her.
It made him feel--it didn't make him feel very good. Actually, it made him feel like a complete bastard.
“Aah.”
“Come,” she pulled on his hand. “Have a doughnut.”
“I—I’m sorry, but who are you and what have you done to my Roxanne?” He laughed humorlessly because in all seriousness he wasn’t kidding. Roxanne always nagged him when he ate sweets. ”You don’t eat enough as it is! Why put this junk in your body?” Most of the time, anyway. What she didn’t know didn’t kill her, after all. But yet, here she was, offering him—doughnuts. Doughnuts.Which she made.
“Here,” she said, ignoring his statement. She thrust a warm round doughnut into his hands, half wrapped in a napkin, overflowing with powder sugar and leaking red jelly. “Try it.”
“Is this a trap?”
“Eat it.”
He took a bite.
It was scrumptious.
“Okay. Seriously. Who are you?” He asked her through a mouthful of her sweet confection.
“It’s tradition,” she said matter-of-factly.
“Okay,” he said, understanding. “So, why all this…” he gestured to the dozens of treats around them. Not that he was complaining. If this was his “surprise”, well, he was certainly pleasantly surprised. He was already close to finished this superb doughnut. But, even this seemed a little over doing it.
Roxanne threw her head back and groaned, wiping her powdery hands on her flower-printed apron. “So, my co-workers know I’m Jewish now, and asked our new boss, Robbie, if they could do something Hanukkah-themed this season. Somehow it turned into me baking for everyone.”
“Mhmm,” he commented wordlessly, biting into his second doughnut.
“It’s tomorrow,” she stressed, picking up her tongs to place another ball of dough in a popping pan of crumbly oil. “And I just found out from Lucy down in Sports that a group of the managers and their secretaries are coming for this holiday party, and three of them are Jewish, too, so—now I have like fifteen more people to cater too. Do you understand? I’ve been on my feet for hours.”
He was about to answer with an offer of assistance, but she cut him off before he could get out a single syllable. “No, no, don’t listen to my problems. This is about you.” She turned to him. “I came over Monday, but Minion said you were still squirreled away in your room. Do you want to talk about it?”
“Not really.”
She pursed her lips. “Okay. It’s just—Megamind, you know—“
He tilted his head.
“I love you. I love you very much.”
He licked his lips, feeling his tongue go heavy in his mouth, and his apitite forgotten. “Roxanne…”
“Shh, don’t say anything,” she said in a low voice as if this was some big secret he has vowed to keep. She became very close, all of a sudden, and she placed her little hand on his chest. He forgot how she was near his size, despite her being more—curvy, in areas. Which he very much enjoyed. It distracted him, with her like this. Her hair had grown a bit since last year when they first began this relationship. She had sweated in here (it was hot, actually, in her kitchen), and stings of hair clung to her flushed face. A smudge of powdered sugar stuck to her cheek, and she smelled like a bakery. Her apron hugged her waist like a second skin. Plus it made her chest and derrière look amazing. Megamind didn’t know where to look. He licked his lips again, wondering how he should handle this situation.
She suddenly leaned over and kissed him. It sparked against his skin, his nerves, sending a million signals to his brain. It felt like he was on fire, yet completely flat lining at the same time. This woman!
“I was thinking the other day,” she said critically once she pulled away from the rather chaste mouth-to-mouth, turning around to turn the doughnut over in the oil. “I don’t really give you enough attention.”
This brought him to the right state of mind immediately. “What? Of course you do!”
“No, I mean—This past year, it’s felt like—the spotlight’s been on me? Sort of? And I—I well, I wanted to do something for you.”
He wasn’t sure what she was talking about; until he began to withdraw from the world in general at the start of winter, they spent most of their time together. Enough so that he actually—he feels unnecessarily giddy—met her parents (again), and her brother, and that was—an interesting experience. Either way they were joined at the joint (is that how people say it?)? What was all of this, then?
He wiped his powdery blue hands down the front of his shirt, having finished his third treat.
Suddenly, Roxanne reached behind her and untied her apron. He stood there, confused and feeling, absurdly, oddly excited at her undressing. They’re usually very innocent in all their physical trysts, but—she’s dropping the apron to the floor, and she’s—and—she’s wearing a white short-sleeved blouse, with a little oil stain on the turned-up collar, and sugar sprinkles, a jelly smudge, and—and she’s beautiful, he realizes in his rattled, dead brain, standing there like the sacrificial lamb. A blue knee-ledge skirt, too, but—
She’s taking his hand and placing it on her left breast.
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
“Not tonight, Megamind, but soon.”
“Soon…”
“Yes. Soon.”
He gulped.
“I—“
In the back of his alien brain, he knew she was trying to tell him something, because her hand was over his, which was over her clothed breast, but there was some annoying Christmas music playing in the distance. It wasn’t coming from Roxanne’s radio, that was playing very soft instrumental Jewish music, but from somewhere in the building. His ears were stronger than Roxanne’s, so—
It must have gotten louder, enough for her to hear because she’s perking up, and—
“Oh, shit,” his girlfriend curses, pulling away from him. “I told them not to come until eight!”
His internal clock made him say, “It’s eight fifteen.”
“Oh no!” She whipped around and grabbed her tongs, pulling the doughnuts out of the boiling oil and onto a plate covered in several paper towel strips. “Megamind! Quick, put most of these in the boxes,” she motioned toward a stack of doughnut boxes on her breakfast bar. “Hurry!”
Momentarily panicking, because, really, he had no idea what was happening, Megamind just went with it and starting packing doughnuts like it was life or death. Whatever made Roxanne happy!
The music was getting closer, and now he could tell it wasn’t just any Christmas music, but blasting notes of “Santa Clause is Coming to Town,” at the same time as “Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah,” turning up on what must of been the highest volume. To him, it hurt his ears. As it became louder and louder, he heard the familiar sounds of teenagers and children, stomping down the hallway of Roxanne’s floor.
“They’re here,” Roxanne cried, rapidly trying to stuff the doughnuts into the boxes, as if this band of holiday horrors coming their way would burn them alive if they saw these treats on the premises.
“Who’s here?!”
Before she could answer, the door was banged up on a pair of several fists. “MISS RITCHIIII,” yelled a young man. “SANTA IS HEEERRREEE.”
“Shit,” she said, wiping her hands on a towel. After packing the last doughnut, she took the boxes and put them into the cabinet, stacking them neatly on the floor. “Whatever you do, make sure they don’t see these. They’re for work.”
“O-kay…”
She got up and ran to her currently-being-abused door. When she threw it open, he scowled.
“Mickey, what the hell are you doing here?” He demanded, sliding up next to Roxanne. In the doorway stood a gang of loud, obnoxious young people, varying in age and skin tones. Mickey, the leader of sorts of this group, was a tall African boy from Kenya. Michael Otieno had moved to America as a young child, and having been orphaned shortly after arrival, and speaking not a lick of English at the time, he was completely lost and alone. It was not surprising Megamind saw a kindred spirit in that, and temporarily kept him under his wing for a while until he placed him in a group home that he will never, ever admit to founding. Now, Mickey was nineteen and a complete pain in his ass.
“I’m the black Santa Clause,” he shouted, storming in with the rest of his gang—all of whom he knew. All of them were bobbing and dancing to a mix of holiday music, wearing the most hideous sweaters he had ever seen. “And it’s bloody Christmas time. Hohoho, bitches!” He wore a big red suit and white beard, caring a big burlap sack with dubious objects inside.
“Happy Holidays, Mr. Megamind, Ms. Ritchi!” A girl in an equally ugly Hanukkah sweater, swearing flashing blue sunglasses and little dreidel earrings, greeted and hugged his girlfriend. He knew her as Rebecca Heys. She was an orphan too, plucked out of an abusive foster home when she was eleven. That was five years ago. “Are we too late?”
Beside Rebecca was a young couple, Missy and Paula, who he more or less, accidentally, put together, when he learned Missy (at the time, she’d had near-crippling depression) had the same interests as Paula. So he introduced the two and hoped it worked out. Wasn’t that how friends were made? And friends—help each other? He came back a week later to accidentally walk in on them making out. Paula rubs her hands together and says, “If we’re late, we’re fashionably late.”
“Yes, you’re right on time,” Roxanne laughed, clasping her hands. The gang of teenagers clobbered together as they began to set up—a party? He sneered as they pulled out cookies and sweets, confetti and even louder music. Mickey gave him a rather tight bear hug, which he made a great feat as to not respond. They all smelled like coffee and cocoa.
“We’re here to show you guys the time of your fricken’ lives,” Fox, a lanky ginger-haired teen said, dropping a bowl of popcorn on the counter. “And damn does it smell like the Pillsbury doughboy's asshole in here.”
“Oh my god it totally does,” William, an African-American fourteen-year-old said. He was wearing a Kwanzaa sweater.
“And it’s so fucking warm in here!” Mickey commented.
“It’s colder than my mom’s tits outside,” Freddy, another kid from the group home pipped up, slamming a jar of what seemed to be egg-nog on the table.
“Language,” Roxanne reminded. “And that better be alcohol-free!” She said, directing the boys and girls to the dining room. “Megamind,” she said to him, voice raised to be heard over the chaos, yet quiet enough for him to only hear. “This is for you.”
“What? Why? You know how I feel about this stuff.”
“It’s not about that,” she said, shaking her head, “You’ve been inside for ten days.”
“It hasn’t been that long.”
“Yes it has,” she crossed her arms. “I’m reminding you that people love you. And for the rest of this month, I want to find you here. With me.”
He pursed his lips.
“Okay. Fine. I’ll play.”
“Hohoho,” Mickey said again stomping up to him with his big sack. He dropped it at his feet. Megamind stared at it as if poisonous snakes would slither out.
“They're presents!” Missy said, giving him a hug. “From all of us!” All of them gathered to see his reaction. Instantly, he felt on edge.
“Uh—“ he didn’t really know how to respond. Presents? For him?
“Who’s hungry?” Roxanne interrupted him before he could make a bigger idiot of himself. She came up behind him with a big tray of fruits and candies. Where did that come from?
“Food!” Someone shouted, as a couple of them came storming over.
“Hey, it’s okay,” she whispered to him. “I’ve got your back. Now, make sure they don’t find the—“
“FFFFFFUCKING DOUGHNUTS,” someone yelled, and the loud whoop from the whole gang sounded, followed by them all grabbing a dozen of the confections from her cabinet.
“Crap.”
~.~.~.~
Three hours later, over half of his “children”, as they all called themselves, left Roxanne’s apartment. Luckily they all were good enough to clean up after themselves, and not much was needed to be done once the party was over. Rebecca was with Roxanne near her menorah, and the older of the two women was directing the younger in the lightning. Now two menorahs burned brightly in the window. Rebecca’s cat menorah had wax candles, whereas Roxanne’s was oil. Beside them were Paula and Missy, who sipped on some fruity tea Roxanne gave out.
“It’s nice, you know,” Mickey said, sitting beside him on the couch, watching the women. “The Holidays.”
“I suppose,” he answered, tired. The festivity had been nice. And to be honest, he’d choked down three more doughnuts, much to Roxanne’s distress. At Megamind feet was the sack of presents—some bought, others handmade, and at least a dozen cards with holiday sentiments in his (sometimes with Roxanne as well) honor. He didn’t know how to process all of this, but the kids got excited when he examined each item. He particularly liked the miniature figure of himself. Very handsome. That was made by Rebecca.
“Hey man,” his couch-companion said, making him turn away from his girlfriend to the boy beside him. “I know you hate this time of year.”
“Oh?”
“You never do anything for the holidays. Not even before.”
“Before?”
“Ya know,” Missy suddenly said, appearing before them. Her arm was thrown around Paula’s neck, smiling cheekily. “When you were all ’I’m going to rule the world!’”
He scoffed. “I wanted Metrocity. Not the world. That’s too much trouble. And I have Metrocity!”
“Yeah, sure,” the boy laughed. “Just—I’m glad to see you, old man. It’s been a while.”
“Like, three whole weeks,” Paula said as if it was the end of the world. “We never see you anymore.”
“Hm.” Megamind wouldn’t admit it, but it was good to see them all too.
“Come over moooore,” Mickey whined like he wasn’t practically an adult.
“I’ll put it on my to-do list.”
“And treat her right,” one of the girls said, tilting her head to Roxanne. “She’s a good woman. She came up to us at the house and asked if we could come over and cheer you up.”
“I knew there was a reason I kept you children around.”
Mickey punched him in the shoulder. “See? Knew you loved us.”
Megamind smiled behind his hand.
“Oh! And nice beard by the way.”
~.~.~.~
Missy, Paula, and Mickey had finally gone home, leaving behind a sound-asleep Rebecca on the couch. He wasn’t against the idea of housing orphans (he’d cut his hand off before admitting), but he knew Rebecca was good and safe at the group home (he made sure of it). Megamind just—kind of wanted to be with Roxanne. Alone.
“She’s never really celebrated Hanukkah before,” Roxanne said, handing him an over-sized t-shirt. “This was the first time she’s lit candles.”
“Really?” she commented, pulling off his over top to pull the new one on.
“Is it—alright if I teach her a few things? I don’t think she could ask me enough questions.”
He twisted his face up in confusion. “Why would I be against it?”
“I don’t know. Yeah, that was kind of a stupid question. It’s just—you’re like these kids father. You're a daddy.” It was probably extremely perverted, but he found instant gratification when she more or less called him daddy.
“I am the daddy.”
She shot him a look, but she was smiling.
It was late. Very late. Late enough that Roxanne ordered Chinese for them and the kids, and watched a Christmas movie called How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and then a Jewish movie called The Frisco Kid, with an actor Mickey said was, “Willy Wonka”.
“And Michael’s so sweet,” she said, washing some bowels and plates in the skin. He stood by, drying them off. “You never told me you practically raised him!”
“That’s because I didn’t.”
“Pish,” she brushed it off. “That boy’s just like you. Big heart and big brain.”
“My heart is a dried up grape,” he barked evilly, chuckling when it made her laugh.
“I doubt that,” Roxanne said, putting away the last of the dishes. “If it was, would you be affected by this?”
“Wh—“
She slid up to him until her form was pressed against his. She's always so warm, and her curves so, so, so soft. Uuuuugh. He sucked in a breath, his mouth dry despite the three mugs of egg-nog he drank. “Why, Ms. Ritchi, there’s a child sleeping in the next room.”
“She’s sixteen.”
“A child.”
Roxanne sniggered and laughed against the sensitive skin of his neck. She kissed him behind his ear, hugging him tightly. He gasped again, fighting the urge to grab her rear end.
“Now… I need to make more doughnuts. They ate two dozen and a half.”
“Hmm.”
“Help me,” she asked, giving him a pouty smile. “It’ll be fun.”
“Only if I can have some.”
“Fine. One more.” She rolled her eyes and turned around, swaying her hips together, side to side, side to side, as she walked over to the cabinet. He felt a shameful amount of blood rush to his nether regions.
It was then, he noted, he wasn’t in the same state of mind he was in when he first got here.
Maybe the holidays weren’t so bad after all.
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comicteaparty · 7 years ago
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September 27th, 2018 CTP Archive
The archive for the Comic Tea Party chat that occurred on September 27th, 2018, from 5PM - 7PM PDT.  The chat focused on Heart of Keol by keiiii.
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RebelVampire
COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB START!
Good evening, everyone~! This week’s Thursday Book Club is officially beginning! Today we are discussing Heart of Keol by keiiii~! (http://www.heartofkeol.com/)
Remember that Thursday discussions are completely freeform! However, every 30 minutes I will drop in OPTIONAL discussion questions in case you’d like a bit of a prompt. If you miss out on one of these prompts, you can find them pinned for the chat’s duration. Additionally, remember that while constructive criticism is allowed, our focus is fun and respectfully appreciating the comic. All that said, let’s begin!
QUESTION 1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?
Respheal
Any scene where Lu has reason to go "Ethan no"
Kabocha
....That's really accurate...
Respheal
Ain't it though xD(edited)
Kabocha
I'm still laughing at "What A douchebag"
SevereWxEddie
Lu sure says "Ethan, no!" a lot
Kabocha
http://www.heartofkeol.com/eng/002-06/ Yes, Ittan Nohm~ :3
Kabocha
@keii4ii -- how does that phrase break down? Is it just... ......................... an entire phrase? Or is one part of it clearly douchebag and the other the "what a"
Respheal
I think there was a bit on the train in particular where it was like "this is just going to be their relationship now huh" xD Ethan being a doofus and straight-faced Lu just "no. why. stop"
Draco Plato
I really liked how the action scenes have been handled, the effects are gorgeous
keii4ii
Ittan is a derogative uhhh.. what do you call it, determiner?
Nohm is a derogative pronoun
Megaparsec
Yeah every scene with a wyrm is just so awesome
Respheal
The wyrms are super pretty
SevereWxEddie
Oh, speaking of the train, have to say...I was very impressed with how you drew the rail infrastructure! The rails and tracks themselves looked very good.
Darkhalo4321
I loved that scene
Kabocha
Yesssss
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
Hi I dropped in, realizing I wasn't in this discord before
keii4ii
Thanks! The railroad provides lots of opportunities to do some fun perspective stuff
Mharz
My favorite scene is the geoduck scene that was really hilarious. I like Ethan and Lushaka's chemistry.
Tenor | Shinavar
Fav scene: Glowing toilet Also really gotta admire Ethan can apparently use the bathroom and hold a conversation with someone - I have kids and I can't do that
RebelVampire
i like any scene with hoodie kid. because i love the background illustrations and color work. theyre always so off putting. like when hoodie kid has all the red magic stuff surrounding and is just like "woo ethan come on lets burn things"
Kabocha
YES GEODUCKS
keii4ii
Though I'm glad most of that arc happened on a bridge, because at the end of it, I learned how much pain it is to draw the pebble variety railroad
SevereWxEddie
Ballast is...tedious
Kabocha
I always have a hard time writing that word because I wanna type "gooeyduck"
Darkhalo4321
Pyromaniac warning I guessss
Mharz
I like how Lushaka nonchalantly draws it.
And Ethan was like oooooohhhh
Draco Plato
all of the glowy effects are super cool, any use of power was just gorgeous
Tenor | Shinavar
Lushaka believes children need to be taught right, clearly /shot
keii4ii
The stick figure art was a collaborative masterpiece with Ethan adding the belly buttons
Respheal
Ahahaha makes sense that Lushaka wouldn't think to add belly buttons....
Mharz
Yeah
Megaparsec
Oh also the scene with the young Rencho and Ethan being like "OOH can you be a kitten?"
keii4ii
Not shown in the comic, but canon: the stick figures were vandalized by Danbi who returned to that spot while the others were away slaying the big jaguar
Darkhalo4321
Makes sense though- size and all?
Mharz
That scene where Ethan was pointing out he has no belly button is so fun
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
Agreed, I love the scenes where magic was being cast. And the one where it was with that Lady and the Master was quite intense. I thought the Master was going to be done for. Reason: the angle of how the fight was commencing(edited)
keii4ii
Danbi didn't want Hana to see them
Mharz
Lol danbi
keii4ii
TBH Master wouldn't have survived if Adela didn't go easy on her, out of her disdain for human suyori
RebelVampire
yes the master and adela's fight was beautiful @Joichi [Lavender Tea] like everything about the effects
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I agreed! I need to catch up on more HnK
Mharz
I think that was the first time I saw Danbi really angry. The part when Ethan pointed out Lu has no bellybutton
Kabocha
...Oh, yeah, that... part...
Respheal
Can't really blame him though....?
Kabocha
XD He was gonna be all sympathetic for Lu and then
nawp
Respheal
I don't think Danbi's in the right, but he was (afaik) lied to there sooo
Darkhalo4321
I kind of laughed? Because he doesn't know anything about the world really and his first reaction was the belly button -
Respheal
The anger is understandable
keii4ii
Yeah, I'm partial to situations where both sides are right and wrong at the same time
Mharz
That makes me question tho, are Renchos suppose to not have that?(edited)
Megaparsec
One of Ethan's most endearing traits is his... not innocence but excitement about everything everyone else takes for granted
keii4ii
No belly buttons for Renchos!
Mharz
I-I'm curious
I mean the other thing
keii4ii
...barbs?
Mharz
rolls
Tenor | Shinavar
Mharz: He's not supposed to - he's wearing the mark of castration when he's not, if I followed the story right
Respheal
Well the tentacle's got barbs for days
Kabocha
Geoducks
Tenor | Shinavar
hence the being 'lied' to
keii4ii
Oh yeah, the dingly-doo
Tenor | Shinavar
Er, Danbi being lied to
Mharz
I should've googled that word's meaning
keii4ii
Cat Station
Mharz
Lol
SevereWxEddie
LOL!
Draco Plato
they took away his cats
Tenor | Shinavar
TBF castration is only removal of the nuts.
So even if he didn't have it I don't imagien Ethan would be any wiser
RebelVampire
they took away his cats to work on the railroad
hence the term cat station
Draco Plato
they are now the train masters
Tenor | Shinavar
wheeze
Respheal
Kinda makes me wonder how Renchos are born.....since that'd be the umbilical cord
Mharz
Oh okay
Respheal
Eggs
Mharz
My english is dumb
keii4ii
XD The eyeballs in the emoji kinda look like eggs
Tenor | Shinavar
Octopii style :D
Darkhalo4321
That's my question
Tenor | Shinavar
Lots of little litters in sacks in the water
/shot
Mharz
Pft
keii4ii
I will say Renchos are indeed born in litters
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
now I am curious about Renchos xD
Respheal
Ethan's pure curiosity is good though hahahaha
Darkhalo4321
It is
Mharz
Yeah
keii4ii
And their home world is mostly ocean dotted with small islands (well, the parts they inhabit anyway. I'm not sure if there's a huge land mass away from where they live)
Darkhalo4321
He's very curious about the world, the people there, it's good.
Mharz
What a douchebag is a pure souI I love him.
Kabocha
Oooh
Tenor | Shinavar
Oh gonna share this bc I can: 100% kept forgetting Danbi was a boy every time Ethan was shirtless bc I'd be mad he was so disrespectful
OTL
keii4ii
Poor Danbi
RebelVampire
i love how giant ethan is compared to pretty much everyone. like you get tricked sometimes cause of the closeups, but then theres those nice long shots where youre like "wow ethan you sure tower over everyone"
Sophie
Ethan's like an infant, excited about everything! It's adorable
Mharz
You know, keiiii my reaction is the same with Ethan's when I found out Danbi's a guy
keii4ii
Bwahahaha
Darkhalo4321
The Bull in a china shop comes to mind
Kabocha
How tall is Ethan, anyway?
Darkhalo4321
but a polite bull
keii4ii
6' 5" and not done growing
Respheal
Oh man I loved Ethan's reaction
SevereWxEddie
Ooof
Kabocha
NOT DONE?!
Respheal
HE BIG
Mharz
I was like dang danbi's so pretty. :y(edited)
Darkhalo4321
He'll be 10 feet when he's DONE
Kabocha
Danbi's charming, I think.
keii4ii
At full size, he'll be 6' 7" and also beefier
Mharz
I still like him tho
Ooh more beef for Ethan yes
keii4ii
There was actually a doodle of maxed out Ethan (like 6-8 years older?) that I did a while ago
Draco Plato
he has to be a big cat for lushaka
keii4ii
Slightly older Ethan
Mharz
Lu will be really pleased
Draco Plato
must be really hard to get shirts
Respheal
XXXXXL
Tenor | Shinavar
YAY NO WASHBOARD ABS.
keii4ii
He's got a little squishy over the abs
Darkhalo4321
He has REAL STRENGTH
Mharz
Yas
Tenor | Shinavar
REAL STRENGTH YES HHHHHHHHHHH <3
Darkhalo4321
he's not no gym floozy(edited)
keii4ii
Lu has enough washboard for the both of them
Respheal
True
Mharz
Perfect strong body
Draco Plato
Lu has beautiful abs
Tenor | Shinavar
Lmao
RebelVampire
ethan will be charged double for tailored clothes because of the sheer amount of fabric required
Tenor | Shinavar
After learning how you get washboard abs no ty, gimmie da meat /shot
Rebel: LOL
keii4ii
Yeah, you either gotta win the genetics lotto, or ... do some insane diet control for a six pack
Tenor | Shinavar
Better take real good care of those clothes
Diet control to serious unhealthy levels. You're supposed to have fat over the abs to protect them - so it may look nice but 9/10 you're actually super weak in real life applications of them so yeaaah
I HOPE KITTY BOI IS OKAY D:
keii4ii
He's okay. If he starts putting on fat, he'll start putting them on his already massive thighs first
(they have different fat distribution patterns, lol)
Tenor | Shinavar
wheeze
Fair!
SevereWxEddie
So those abs would not in fact be rock hard and a punch to them would be really bad, then?
Tenor | Shinavar
So- can he crush a melon with dem thighs
asking for a friend >> <<
Mharz
He has tentacles tenor he's fine
Tenor | Shinavar
/Almost made a hentai joke
/Gunna go get a drink lol
Megaparsec
On a totally unrelated note the Lu-catfish was hilarious
keii4ii
X'D derpfish
Mharz
Lol
keii4ii
Not as derp as puffer, but hey
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
@RebelVampire haha I was wondering when the tailors have to charge Ethan for the clothes he has to be handmade for him
keii4ii
It wouldn't be as bad as it would be for Lushaka, if he lived in our world
Mharz
Pft
keii4ii
I'm pretty sure his thigh circumference > his waist circumference
Respheal
Oh geez yeah
Mharz
Heck yeah
His thigh is really big
Never skip leg day folks
Draco Plato
yis
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
i always like that aspect of Heart of Keol, that you designed Ethan that he is drastically different from the rest of the people. Other than Lushaku, i think hes sort of muscular too
keii4ii
Yep, Ethan is beefy
Beef filled cinnamon roll
(sounds like a Middle Eastern food...)
Mharz
Mmmmm
Draco Plato
yeah the different body shapes are really cool to see
Sophie
Very diverse cast, yup!
Mharz
I really like how Keiiii pulled that off :3
keii4ii
I'm glad to hear! I have a lot of fun drawing the different bodies
Tenor | Shinavar
I love it too~
keii4ii
like they're ALL various types of "conventionally attractive" bodies, but still different
Mharz
Yasss
Draco Plato
yeah that is really neat~!
Sophie
Everybody is so easily to read and keep apart from another. It's really great!
keii4ii
I had readers point out Adela's boobs helped them remember who she was, when she reappeared in chapter 16
Mharz
Pft
Draco Plato
omg XD well they do help
her hair and ears is how i recognized her at that point
Mharz
She does have really huge boobs
Draco Plato
and her shoes
Mharz
Same draco
RebelVampire
QUESTION 2. Within the comic, Ethan has a plethora of mysteries surrounding him. What do you think happened to Ethan’s dad? Does Ethan’s Dad’s disappearance have some connection to Keol, or is it unrelated? Who is the child-like figure who initially sends to Ethan to Keol? Why send Ethan to Keol in the first place? What is the figure’s interest in Ethan? Is Ethan somehow special, especially in regards to his apparent powers he unlocks? What do you think the child figure’s connection to the Queen might be (if any)? Does it have something to do with the Queen’s missing mate? Lastly, do you think Ethan will get home? If he does, do you think he’ll regret it?
keii4ii
Yeah, I have to draw her body without boobs first, and then add the boobs in order to avoid anatomy disasters
Mharz
By the looks of it, the hooded dude is his Dokkabi?
Respheal
That's the gist I got
The fact that his dad was scared of outlets--what was up with that O.o
Darkhalo4321
Makes me wonder-
Respheal
I mean...PTSD, but....outlets?
Tenor | Shinavar
2: Ethan's dad was a Prisoner of War - and suffering from serious PTSD is my bets - assuming the whole sory isn't some metaphysical message in Ethan's head ofc <_< I feel Hooded kid is the Dokkabi, too, since there's a symbollic pattern. BUT the curiousity is the Queen because she has the symbol, too, but that's explain away her immoretality - so my theory is the kid is the queen calling Ethan to her side.
SevereWxEddie
Electircal based "aggressive interrogation" techniques?
Darkhalo4321
I was thinking Light too? He was in the corner if I recall-
Tenor | Shinavar
Resp: TOrture technique
SevereWxEddie
Electrical
Tenor | Shinavar
The buzzing of lights can be used in torture
Mharz
Also yeah I'm curious what happened to Ethan's dad. He was scared of the electric socket which makes me wondered if he was electrecuted or struck by lightning
Tenor | Shinavar
and outlets can carry that sound
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
wow that is alot of questions to answer, like 8 Qs XD
Respheal
Well, I did guess that, since he seemed to also be scared of lightning
Aaaah true
SevereWxEddie
Is it ever explicitly stated which war Dad went off to?
Respheal
The minute buzzing
keii4ii
@Joichi [Lavender Tea] Combo attack
Respheal
For real xD
keii4ii
@SevereWxEddie Nope!
Draco Plato
wondered if his dad was in the world ethan is in now
SevereWxEddie
.....
Draco Plato
went through the red gate
SevereWxEddie
Oooo. THERE'S a theory
Tenor | Shinavar
I do think Ethan will make it home however I hope i's not too soon because as it is right now I don't think Ethan could handle leaving his new friends behind lol
Megaparsec
How long was he gone? Does it match up with the opening frequency?
Draco Plato
it actually didn't sound like people were really able to get back since they were there awhile
the people who'd gone through the gate
Tenor | Shinavar
But tbf, how would they know they did get back?
And not just went missing?
SevereWxEddie
@keii4ii does it matter which war it was, as in plot-relevant, or is it more of a "this happened in the story past?"
Tenor | Shinavar
Unless they reversed fireballed into the sky /shot.
Mharz
Must have something to do with the Heart?
keii4ii
@SevereWxEddie The latter
Megaparsec
Oh never mind the Red gate opens every year
Tenor | Shinavar
I liiike the idea his dad went into the world though because that would mean there is a way to get back
Kabocha
So, I was thinking hoodie kid was actually like................. ...................related to the empress
Draco Plato
the heart is the titular character
Tenor | Shinavar
somehow
Draco Plato
so i mean
Sophie
I'm wondering what people back are thinking Ethan is doing? I mean he's been gone for a bit by now...
Draco Plato
i wonder if time passes differently
RebelVampire
maybe nobody cares ethan is gone.
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
that's an interesting discussion on whether the travelling MC will go home, probably that's the end solution. But I'm definitely intrigued where the father went, the idea of war and torture sounds likely.. gosh that is so sad. I was debating whether his father had been struck with a deep mental illness, maybe even dementia
SevereWxEddie
It could be like Narnia all over again
keii4ii
@RebelVampire
RebelVampire
are just like "i guess thats one less mouth to feed"
Draco Plato
oh no not narnia XD
Tenor | Shinavar
Rebel: I hope not
Mharz
:c
Tenor | Shinavar
Getting tired of reading that lmao
Draco Plato
well when he was going through reasons to go back it didn't really sound like he needed to go back
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
aw that is so sad Rebel, its like turning Ethan's story to the angst teen comic D:
Mharz
Lol
Draco Plato
like maybe my grandad will remember me once isn't a great reason to go back probably if he builds a life with friends and family in the new world
Tenor | Shinavar
Kabo: /Delayed: How would you reckon, if kid is related to the empyrss, how hey avoided being seen so far only by Ethan?
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
hmm my theory is, if I know about alt world travelling, probably time is different? OR or what if Ethan's family has 'missing poster' signs when he gets a glimpse of his world?
Mharz
I think it's a Dokkabi thing, tenor
Becos he saw the one with the lady
Tenor | Shinavar
Yeah but that wyrm wasn't as developed as the kid
Though hey carried the same symbol, the lady didn't have that symbol the wyrm did
Sophie
I could imagine red riding hood is some sort of gate keeper for the red gate?
Tenor | Shinavar
versus the wueen
omfg I can't type I'm so sorry lol
Kabocha
“Kabo: /Delayed: How would you reckon, if kid is related to the empyrss, how hey avoided being seen so far only by Ethan?” @Tenor | Shinavar -- magic.
Tenor | Shinavar
I mean- fair -
Kabocha
or a spiritual connection, but you know, teh dokkabi theory is solid
RebelVampire
maybe ethan did eat a wyrm but it was on earth so he didnt know. and the kid is the mental manifestation of said wyrm(edited)
Mharz
I do like his rainbow eyes tbh
Draco Plato
that'd be interesting rebel
Tenor | Shinavar
He though it was a octopus
Draco Plato
maybe it's the kid he didn't know he had
Mharz
Pft
Kabocha
Are we going to imply that this is all a bad food poisoning trip
Respheal
YES
Kabocha
and Lushaka is just his guilt for eating bad octopus
Respheal
no
Mharz
Lol
RebelVampire
that is my second crazy theory. ethan is the destined queen's mate and hoodie kid is their future child who astrally projected themselves there for mystery reasons
Draco Plato
hurt a cat once and ate an octopus
Respheal
kabo no
Tenor | Shinavar
Lushaka is the local stray
Draco Plato
omg rebel mine too
Kabocha
@RebelVampire SEE THAT WAS MY THEORY
Draco Plato
legit thought that
Kabocha
BUT NOT A CRAZY THEORY
Respheal
Y'KNOW
Yeah soon as I heard "destined mate"(edited)
I was like
Tenor | Shinavar
Personally I'm hoping 'destined mate'is like 100% a misunderstanding
Draco Plato
yup, was like oh hey must be ethan, that you ethan
Kabocha
Or Danbi.
Tenor | Shinavar
and the wyrm-queen can only be freed by being tied to someone so she can gtfo
Draco Plato
yeah could be danbi
Respheal
I imagine if that IS the case I imagine it'll get subverted
Megaparsec
Supposed to be a Visitor I think
Respheal
Yeah
Sophie
Eyes overloading....
RebelVampire
the plot twist is the queen has been dead for years. everyone just assumes shes alive because theyve been receiving orders from someone behind a curtain.
ethan must expose the wizard of oz essentially
SevereWxEddie
Ooo
Draco Plato
i wondered that one too rebel
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
lmao the wizard of Oz reveal
Draco Plato
if she was really dead
Kabocha
See, I had also initially assumed the Queen was the kid
Respheal
saaaaame
Darkhalo4321
SAME KABO
Tenor | Shinavar
Saaaam
e
Darkhalo4321
But someone stole the JOB
Kabocha
......................Yes?
Draco Plato
yeah, cause of the tattoo on their face
Megaparsec
Still could be, with shapeshifting or whatever
Darkhalo4321
TRUE-
Mharz
Yeah
Megaparsec
or astral projection
Respheal
The tattoo is different though
Slightly
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I thought the red hooded kid was a mysterious figure and immortal xD I might be simple minded.
Respheal
But they're almost certainly related
Does that make the queen a dokkabi...spirit....thing?
Kabocha
GASP!
How long do dokkabi live for
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
yeah I'm thinking about that once..
Mharz
It's a wyrm god
Draco Plato
they could be world hoppers too, ones that can control it
Tenor | Shinavar
Oh god
Respheal
It's never explained what world the queen comes from, and there's just the three gates
Tenor | Shinavar
-Might have caught on to Kabo's gasp-
You thinkin she needs new bodies to stay immortal/controls hrough them?
mathtans
mk, I'm here... couldn't seem to get off the first page of the comic though, nothing would load. (j/k)
I did only manage to get to the end of 8 though. Busy week. ^^
Kabocha
Is Ethan... the new Queen
keii4ii
And how does the Elyeo eugenics thing figure into all this
@mathtans XDDDD
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
PFFFTT Ethan the queen?(edited)
Mharz
Gasp
Tenor | Shinavar
Well considering everything we've been told has been unraveling, we don't acually know what's fact with the Elyeo
so I don't trust shit lol
Respheal
all hail the new Father King Mother Queen
Darkhalo4321
same tenor
mathtans
The Queen is actually a dude. Calling it now.
Kabocha
well, I mean, like If the queen is a Dokkabi and Dokkabi need a body... ....And hoodie kid is somehow related to the queen...
Draco Plato
maybe their hair is the secret to the red gate
keii4ii
That's a good attitude probably at this point in time not trusting shit
Kabocha
and ethan has a dokkabi...
RebelVampire
well if were going through the life sucking or body sucking then it seems likely the elyeo magic is needed to sustain that. dont elyeo live super long?
Megaparsec
At first I wondered if the Elyeo died in childbirth
But that's been mostly disproven
Respheal
Okay but also Ethan using the magic stuff was pretty awesome
Darkhalo4321
yes ^
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I'm intrigued with the Elyeo lore too, as well as the Renchos
Tenor | Shinavar
Yeeee
Respheal
BUUUUUUURRRRRRN(edited)
keii4ii
ACTUALLY ------- ... ... (minor spoiler but I should still refrain)
Darkhalo4321
REFRAIN
Respheal
BE STRONG KEIIII
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
poor Keii, can't reveal anything yet
Mharz
Rencho lives longer iirc
Than elyeos
Tenor | Shinavar
Also I'm mad at everyone in that party when they had Hana and didn't think of finding a way to hide her ears while travelling. innocent babies asking for trouble ((I'm sure KittyBoi let i stay out for the trouble. He's a cat.))
keii4ii
Yeah, Lushaka is older than any Elyeo could ever be
mathtans
As to fave scene (again, only through the first 8), I kind of liked the dawning revelation of gender on Ethan's part. Just cleverly foreshadowed by the townsperson, then interesting graphics as the lightbulb went on.
The fight scenes were amazing too though.
Kabocha
Re: burning https://youtu.be/LH-QwK4v0ZI?t=88
Respheal
Kabo no
RebelVampire
@mathtans great scene choice math
Mharz
I like the gif on that
keii4ii
@Tenor | Shinavar Her ears were actually hidden when they ran into those bandits! The dude was just feeling for her ears just in case, out of the assumption that a white girl = potentially Elyeo
Darkhalo4321
oooo
Draco Plato
yeah her hair was covering her ears
keii4ii
Schrodinger's Elyeo
RebelVampire
ah thats right. but rencho probably dont make good body double things. cause if i was a body stealing "immortal" queen, id picked the bodies that could do the magic plant shit
Kabocha
^ YES 100%
I'm onboard with this.
Mharz
I mean yahhh
Draco Plato
plus plants are symbolic of new life and renewal
keii4ii
Yeah if you're immortal and you can steal bodies easily, longevity of the target body probably isn't a big factor
Tenor | Shinavar
I couldn't tell sorry :(
keii4ii
Though if it's difficult, that changes things
Megaparsec
Especially if you have a whole bunch of them right there
Tenor | Shinavar
But tyty on the heads up~
Kabocha
So... You know, maybe... Danbi's mom is now the Queen.
Temporarily.
mathtans
I found that whole 'listening to plants but being unable to talk back' aspect of the world building really neat.
Tenor | Shinavar
Makes me wanna punch them more lmao
Mharz
Kabo
Darkhalo4321
OH That's a good plot twist Kabo-
Draco Plato
forgive me danbi i must leave you to rule the world
Mharz
Rip
Superjustinbros
HAI
mathtans
"Am I not part of the world? Rule me."
Mharz
His mom seem to be a special kind of Elyeo
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
ohh I was wondering where her ears were, i didn't even see them in the comic
Tenor | Shinavar
Nah it's Danbi's mom but not her mind. Danbi gonna run up and hug mom and mom's gunna have a twisted smile on her face like 'Lol oh dear this is a problem"
RebelVampire
now tbf, maybe she didnt leave to rule the world. she went to help the queen and the queen keeled over. and danbi's mom is nothing if but an opportunist
keii4ii
@Joichi [Lavender Tea] They actually braid her hair around her ears
Mharz
Pft
Kabocha
Danbi's certainly an oddity though, being a male Elyeo...(edited)
Superjustinbros
Sorry I'm late, got caught up in this one thing I was doing
Mharz
He's half human tho
Draco Plato
looool
Tenor | Shinavar
Hana's braids pop up and twirl with her ears. Lil helicopter blades
Draco Plato
i would love that if the mom was just an opportunist
Mharz
Lol
Megaparsec
Well normally half human elyeo are just elyeo
As far as we know
Tenor | Shinavar
Annnd now stuck with Hana's braids spinning like the leek song, I'm off to feed my children brb
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I'd love to see a twist with Danbi's mom, whichever it'll be!
Respheal
“ Does Ethan’s Dad’s disappearance have some connection to Keol, or is it unrelated?”
I don't remember seeing this answered yet--I'm gonna say no. Ethan's flashbacks and dreams have sorta had Keol elements to them, but I'm attributing that just to him being in Keol and probably some of the Dokkabi influence. I don't think his dad is connected to Keol
Mharz
The thing is Elyeo's are all women
mathtans
Oh, and that braids thing! With the one braid meaning available but more meaning not ready for a relationship, that was fascinating to me. We need a system like that on Earth, maybe.
Kabocha
Ethan's dad is just baggage
Mharz
Which makes Danbi real strange
Draco Plato
is danbi trans
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
oh YES, I really like that culture too about the braids @mathtans I'd wish we had that system too(edited)
Draco Plato
if they're all women
keii4ii
He's cis
There was actually a bathhouse scene that got canceled
that would've answered that question
Draco Plato
so then he's a one of a kind
Megaparsec
As far as we know...
Draco Plato
yis
Respheal
If elyeo have a son with a human, the child is a human though right?
Darkhalo4321
Bathhouse sceeeene
Draco Plato
no they're supposed to be elyeo still i thought
keii4ii
@Respheal We may find out soon-ish!
Mharz
No I think they'll be elyeo
keii4ii
"soon-ish" in webcomic time terms
Kabocha
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Superjustinbros
Can I just jump in and say I like the art style/setting of this comic? It definitely hits the asian/oriental theme perfectly.
Kabocha
Soon TM
Draco Plato
five years from now we will know
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I thought Danbi simply dressed in women's clothes because of the job as a Sayori (?)
Megaparsec
It's been said in story that they would be elyeo, might be inaccurate though
Mharz
Tbf Danbi is wearing pants(edited)
RebelVampire
the specific wording was that daughters are guranteed to be elyeos
it said nothing about sons
keii4ii
It's been said their daughters will be Elyeo! But nothing's been said about sons
Mharz
Gasp
Megaparsec
Ah! Did not notice that!
keii4ii
Actually
The Korean version had Master say something about the sons, haha
Mharz
Me neither
Gasp
Kabocha
Since it was stated in the Korean version, can you... spoil us? :3
Mharz
Must. Learn. Korean
mathtans
SJB: Yeah, blows my mind about there being a Korean version that's translated. I wonder what gets lost in transition.
SevereWxEddie
Ditto
Superjustinbros
inb4 no spoiling
oh snap Korean owo
keii4ii
Elyeo sons all take after the father species (which makes sense if you think about how they reproduce in their home world: they reproduce with plants, not only continuing their own species, but also continuing the plants' as well)
mathtans
Cool plan about the speech balloons too. Lots of little touches like that. Makes me wonder what it looked like before apparently some edits were done on earlier pages.
Superjustinbros
That's cool seeing comics getting translated into asian languages(edited)
Draco Plato
oooooo
Megaparsec
HMMMM
But not entirely, because he has the funny hair color
mathtans
"That guy is a wall flower." has a whole different meaning on other worlds.
Latisha
That's interesting
Mharz
Come to think of it, we dont know who Danbi's dad is either
keii4ii
@Megaparsec Yep, the hair could still be an anomaly even with this new info!
@mathtans
So I don't know if I mentioned this in the authors' notes anywhere, but Elyeos are never heterosexual because they come from a world with no humanoid males.
Respheal
I got the gist that Danbi might have the genetics of an Elyeo, but the phenotype (since he's male) is....mostly human xD
Superjustinbros
Ooooooooh
So we're talking, 100% lesbian?
keii4ii
Some lesbian, some pan
Danbi's mom was pan
Mharz
:y
Superjustinbros
At least you're not forcing les or pan pride down the reader's throats like what I see in a lot of things nowadays
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
awesome, I wanted to ask if there were queer characters in HnK that's a nice explanation too
RebelVampire
QUESTION 3. Danbi, who inevitably starts Ethan on his quest to the Heart of Keol, has plenty of his own mysteries. Do you think Danbi’s Elyeo heritage will get the group into trouble somehow? What do you think happened to Danbi’s mother? Is she at the Heart of Keol, or is something else going on? Do you think she’s even still alive? Do you think she was taken away, or did she perhaps leave by her own choice? Do you think Danbi will manage to locate her? And if so, what do you think will happen? What do you think Danbi will do if he reaches the Heart of Keol and finds out she isn’t there? Speaking of which, what in general do you think the Queen’s interest in Elyeo is?
keii4ii
@Joichi [Lavender Tea] The Dokkabi lady is also ace/aro! There's at least one other queer character who's been introduced, but I... may keep that one secret since it's a secret for her
(queer other than Elyeos, that is)
Mharz
He did dye his hair, right?
Superjustinbros
Ooooooo~
keii4ii
(Elyeos AND Renchos)
mathtans
Danbi's mother is new Queen. Calling it now. ^^
Latisha
I think it will bring trouble sometime later
Mharz
Renchos are all men, correct?
Superjustinbros
tfw I just remembered Queer and Queen rhyme
Respheal
I wonder if that's the transgender character you mentioned early on
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
@keii4ii aw thank you, no problem, glad to have that confirmed ^^
keii4ii
@Mharz THERE WAS THAT GIRL!
Mharz
Oh yeah dang
Wooops
keii4ii
Though I guess it could've been a boy wearing a skirt
Superjustinbros
SPOILED
keii4ii
Naw, the Rencho girl is cis
Mharz
Sorry that slipped my mind lol
mathtans
Gotta have a girl somewhere. Only guys are disposable.
keii4ii
It's fine! She hasn't had a lot of screentime
Superjustinbros
lmao
Mharz
I'm curious if Danbi dyeing his hair works
Superjustinbros
Would Danbi get powers of he deyed his hair(edited)
Respheal
Elyeo hair doesn't seem like it....glows or anything
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I want to believe Danbi's Mama is alive now everyone's theories make me have a feeling she may make a return. I mean at first the implications seem like she was taken away.
Mharz
At least he doesn't have ears
Respheal
So I can't imagine it'd show through the dye
Mharz
That made sense tho why he's braiding it
mathtans
Maybe Ethan will have to make a choice between getting back to see his Dad and saving Danbi's Mom.
Superjustinbros
Just maybe(edited)
Mharz
Becos there's their tradition about hair
Tenor | Shinavar
3> Yes, Danbi's already causing problems just due to how careful they have to be. I believe mom originally went to the heart but if she's still there is up to debate. I do like the concept she left of her own choice - mostly because I'm exhausted of constantly reading about bad parents and it's been getting hella isolating so the idea she'd have gone willingly, to protect her children, is really want I hope for.
SevereWxEddie
@mathtans ooo, that's mean
keii4ii
We writers are a mean breed
Darkhalo4321
WE ARE
RebelVampire
im torn on what i believe about the mom. i expect a subversion of them finding her at the heart though. so not being there, was there but died of something unrelated, going somewhere entirely.
Superjustinbros
>giving your characters in your stories hell The truth, keii
RebelVampire
maybe ethan is wrong, a gate opened on his world, and danbi's mom was on earth the whole time.
Mharz
Gasp
mathtans
Nadeko agrees.
Maybe Danbi's mom is the mystery woman who sent Ethan?
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
@Tenor | Shinavar I agree with the bad parents, and the neglectful parent trope
Megaparsec
Ooh do we have evidence people get pulled out of this world too?
I don't think anyone's said anything but I guess they wouldn't know
Tenor | Shinavar
Joi: I'm okay with it once in a while but honestly it feels like it's been nothing but everything I've read lately to the point I think I'm getting sensitive to the topic lmao
Mharz
Not yet at least
mathtans
There's no evidence to the contrary. ^.^
Mharz
Tho I think it's a possibility.
keii4ii
There's something I wanna point out, and it's been shown in the comic, but merely pointing it out might count as a spoiler
Tenor | Shinavar
lulll
Megaparsec
I wonder if the linked worlds get portals between them too
Mharz
That ppl can go from keol to earth.
Tenor | Shinavar
^It would support the "Dad went to Keol" theory
Superjustinbros
oh boi spoilers
Tenor | Shinavar
and backs the chance Ethan can get home
bc tbh, I think he needs to go home. He doesn't have closure
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
*half reading the rest of the comic, half responding.
Tenor | Shinavar
and the idea that he'll just up and abandon his dad feels off
Mharz
Yas
No he does intend to go back
Tenor | Shinavar
I understand he doesn't have the best life but considering how absorbed and protective he is of his faher, I can' imagine him leaving that just because he made some friends
keii4ii
Yeah
Darkhalo4321
What if he could go home, but go back?
I'd be okay with that-
Mharz
Remember the first time he heard of he heart is that there's a way he can go back to Earth there
Superjustinbros
The power of friends.
Mharz
Why he agrees to come with Danbi
Tenor | Shinavar
True
SevereWxEddie
Very true
Respheal
I don't think they know there's a way back at the Heart
Mharz
He clings to the hope his dad will remember him
Respheal
Just that, if there IS a way, someone there would probably know
mathtans
waits for keii4ii to point out the thing...
keii4ii
Not sure if a good idea
Mharz
Lol
Tenor | Shinavar
See I'm more curious: Is it dad doesn't remember him, or is dad locked into a level of traumatized dellusion to the point he doesn't see Ethan is there
Superjustinbros
@mathtans
mathtans
Thing about Ethan going home is I feel like that would be at the end of the comic? Since him coming started it all off.
Tenor | Shinavar
Because in war PTSD you can relive that moment over and over and over-
(Assuming it's that ofc)
Mharz
He thinks Ethan is his dad tho(edited)
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
right now its just fan speculation, I don't mind if the author prefers to show it in the work
Tenor | Shinavar
Mharz: That can be a triggering thing happening still
SevereWxEddie
@Tenor | Shinavar
Mharz
Yahh
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
yeah I agree with Mathtans, I typically expect it to be at the end, or near the end
Superjustinbros
PTSD sounds scary though
Mharz
It does
Tenor | Shinavar
A friend's father who had severe PTSD thought he was someone in the army he faced down
Respheal
Since it's mostly guessed at that electricity might have been a torture method resulting in Ethan's dad's current state, it's also possible the electricity literally fried his brain a bit (edited)
Superjustinbros
Christ
Tenor | Shinavar
He's been beaten up by his dad in those moments because he's mentally not there
I's horrifying and TBH If it IS that, I feel SO MUCH for Ethan and his mother especially
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
yikes that is really hard to live with..
Mharz
Sorry I have to step off early. It's gym day today. I'll answer the rest of the questions later. :'3
Tenor | Shinavar
Bai Mharz~
Superjustinbros
Alright, cya
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
see you Mharz
Superjustinbros
What a hard life these guys have lived
Tenor | Shinavar
Resp: Could also be Ethan looks like his dad, too, since Ethan got raits from his dad
so it just who he assumes it is?
Respheal
Oh true
keii4ii
Someone in the comment section noticed in the tentacle market scene, that Ethan acts like someone who had a lot of experience caring for a person with serious triggers (since he was kinda assuming the sight of tentacle food = triggers for Lushaka). I was so happy that they noticed it (•̩̩̩ ᴗ •̩̩̩)
Draco Plato
the electricity could relate to something on keol since their glowy powers could be seen as that
Superjustinbros
lol
Kabocha
I had... assumed that would be the case too XD
he was like "NO LU, THEY'RE NOT TRYING TO EAT YOU"
RebelVampire
tbh though what happens if ethan goes back on that vain hope his dad will recognize him and nothing of the sort happens? i feel that would be horribly traumatizing for ethan, and the situation probably is already traumatizing
Respheal
@keii4ii that was so cute
keii4ii
@Draco Plato And if they can "burn," who says that can't include frying things with electricity?
Draco Plato
yus, exactly
Tenor | Shinavar
Rebel: If he's matured enough to accept what's happened, he could theoretically find peace
theoretically
Superjustinbros
That's actually pretty clever
Tenor | Shinavar
Big emphasis
mathtans
So, about Danbi, will there be a scene where he has to go undercover as a woman? (seeks a more lighthearted thread)
Tenor | Shinavar
Because that'll depend a lot on how he matures, if he matures
SevereWxEddie
Maybe, but that would sound like it could be a very downer "ending"
keii4ii
@mathtans Technically he is unintentionally doing that 24/7
SevereWxEddie
@RebelVampire
RebelVampire
i do not look to ethan as my beacon of potential maturity yet XD
mathtans
@keii4ii This is true... intentionally then?
Draco Plato
I wondered if ethan was something other than human too and that he has a deeper connection to keol
Tenor | Shinavar
Plot Twist: Ethan is the one who has to go undercover as a woman
keii4ii
Actually there was a canceled arc
Draco Plato
that'd be a very Thor mythos moment, lol
Kabocha
All hail Queen Ethan?
Darkhalo4321
OOooh- That's an interesting twist @Draco Plato
keii4ii
where Danbi had to pose as a female suyori
But he didn't want to
SevereWxEddie
If Ethan comes back and nothing has changed that would be a very downer ending. If he comes back and his adventures help him find peace in his situation, I suppose that would be bittersweet?
keii4ii
So Ethan proposed that he (Ethan) and Lushaka also dress as women, for morale
Superjustinbros
Did Draco just pull a twist?
keii4ii
So the three of them show up at the destination wearing feminine clothes
Tenor | Shinavar
Lushaka was the prettiest, I bet /shot
RebelVampire
this sounds like a good arc.
keii4ii
and the local head suyori (the person they were attempting to deceive) instantly picks out Lushaka, not Ethan, as a man in disguise
Draco Plato
wouldn't his hair give him away
cause of how it grows in
Tenor | Shinavar
...would it? Cause we only know how boys grow, not girls
Draco Plato
we saw the little girl's hair tho
Tenor | Shinavar
If it's not the same then yeah
Draco Plato
and it grew all around
keii4ii
because she assumed someone who looks like Ethan would have to be really dumb to try to pass as a woman, so Ethan must be an ultra-masculine woman
Tenor | Shinavar
True - I just assumed she was longer furred and was using that lmao
Superjustinbros
How common are ultra-masculine women in this world anyways?
mathtans
So Ethan has to dress up like a woman and is mistaken for Danbi's mother. Hijinks ensue.
Superjustinbros
Kinda curious now
keii4ii
Naw, the little girl's hair was also short on the sides. But her ear fluff covers her head too much
Draco Plato
oooh okay
keii4ii
Also remember she asks Lushaka if he's "secretly her age" based on his hair
So the hair thing is more related to physical maturity
Tenor | Shinavar
Ahh ok
keii4ii
Like a lion mane
Draco Plato
which made me wonder if girls get hair all around sooner
and that his height difference should have been a tip off to her that he was older
keii4ii
Hence "secretly"
"are you actually a kid who happens to be super tall and uh... not very kid-looking"
Draco Plato
do girls get hair all around sooner than boys do?
Superjustinbros
"Maybe."
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
aw I would have love to see that arc where Ethan and Lushaka dress as women. Since I see Danbi as Danbi being cute, because he fits in any clothes
keii4ii
@Draco Plato Yeah. Girls grow faster
Draco Plato
so then you could identify lukasha as a boy by that at his height and apparent age
Tenor | Shinavar
LOL
Omg Luk on stilts
wheeze
keii4ii
Not really, he's not supposed to have that kinda hair when the rest of his body is clearly adult
RebelVampire
i want the arc mostly for ethan trying to pass as a woman. cause literally danbi, why would you think thatd work at all
Superjustinbros
"Drag time, you say?"
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
yes, I really like that twist!
mathtans
Would Ethan wear one braid? O.o
Tenor | Shinavar
C-Can he wear a braid?
Or would it be an amazing wig?
Superjustinbros
This would be a fun twist~
keii4ii
Maybe they can make a baby braid out of Ethan's floof
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
it would probably be a wig XD
Draco Plato
technically ethan could pass as a woman in the sense they have different species passing through the red gate regularly and he could just be a new species
should just tell them that
Tenor | Shinavar
True
mathtans
"I'm actually a mineral."
Respheal
A very, very big species
Superjustinbros
Interesting
RebelVampire
touche, he is the new giant species
Tenor | Shinavar
Ethan just pulls out all the cultural knowledge he knows from America to try to make up a new species from the Red Gate
keii4ii
He's not a human, he's a Murican
Draco Plato
I am cowboy
Tenor | Shinavar
MURICAN AKSJDHKALSD
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I'd love to see him put fruit in his robes, and try to pretend having big melons
Respheal
OH NO
Superjustinbros
"MERICAN! #*&@ YEAH"(edited)
Tenor | Shinavar
Bombs, for best reference
plz bombs
Kabocha
He puts on his robe and wizard hat...
Superjustinbros
YES BOMBS
*explosions everywhare
Tenor | Shinavar
Kabo: sTOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD
Respheal
Kabo no
NO
Superjustinbros
KABO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I don't know what's happening anymore
mathtans
"Your fruits are unbalanced."
keii4ii
I'm sure he would've loved to put on his robe and wizard hat when he first met Adela
Superjustinbros
"fix your fruits please."
Kabocha
He sure was going there with Danbi
mathtans
"Wait, that's not a wizard HAT...."
SevereWxEddie
Why am I now reminded of that scene from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights?"
Superjustinbros
>Men in Tights
RebelVampire
the idea of ethan trying to fight adela in a wizard robe and hat is too funny
Tenor | Shinavar
Though speaking of Adela, I'm curious on her role. I know she serves to bring in others of her kind but it makes me think how bad it is ifor them there if she's willing to do it
Like, is she getting something out of it? Does she feel the outside world is worse?
RebelVampire
well the outside world is filled with hunters
Respheal
MMMMMMMMM just because you're part of a group doesn't mean you won't do nasty things to that group
mathtans
Less of a minority?
Kabocha
It's safer for sure
Maybe she wants to be next in line for empress
RebelVampire
but also what res said
Tenor | Shinavar
Resp: Tis true, I'm just curious if she is or is she doing it as a sense of righteousness
An evil for the greater good or however the statement goes
RebelVampire
QUESTION 4. Plenty of other events in the comic still have their own needed answers. Do you think Lushaka has an ulterior motive for traveling with Ethan and Danbi? Do you think Lushaka will be able to get his legs healed, or will he be suck with the poison? What about Adela? Do you think she’ll manage to overcome her head injury to hear the plants again, or is something else going on? What does Adela have to do with the “song” Danbi remembers hearing in the past surrounding his mother? World wise, what do you think is going on with the people of Xi? Will their outrage affect Ethan’s group in some way? Lastly, due to the similar Korean language, do you think there’s a hidden connection between Keol and Earth?
Respheal
Certainly she thinks it's probably the best choice, but maybe based on incomplete information
Superjustinbros
Get them healed
I doubt medical services are that primitive(edited)
Kabocha
Give Adela 2 or 3 years, she'll be fine. I think. I mean.
Respheal
My guess re: language was that one of the first Earth people to get sucked into the red gate was probably Korean?
Kabocha
....Eventually she'll be okay.
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I really like Lushaka and how we're not sure about his motives. Probably just want to get his legs healed(edited)
Tenor | Shinavar
4> I think the song Danbi heard is the plants' natural song around a mature of their species. I hope Adela + Luk both don't get fixed so they can fuck with each other like old war vets for that stint lmao.
Long old!married couple levels of bickering
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
I'm not always good at thinking up head canons(edited)
Superjustinbros
Me neither, tbh
mathtans
There's a lot that happens after part 10. ^.^;;
Kabocha
@Joichi [Lavender Tea] the secret to head canons is to extrapolate to the most logical but bizarre outcome
eg: The Queen is a Dokkabi. Maybe.
Superjustinbros
Thanks for the strategy @Kabocha
Kabocha
The trick is it needs to be somewhat plausible.
Respheal
But that's completely plausible
mathtans
Maybe the plants are just talking at a different pitch around Adela. Doesn't hear certain frequencies. Could hear... dandelions? (They're significant and all...)
Tenor | Shinavar
On the people of Xi: Sounds like some seriously oppressed shit - like, for comparison, the levels of xenophobic hatred similar to America and Muslims right now.
(Just with more severe repercussions)
(Or actions, anyway, considering the deahs mentioned)
keii4ii
Yeah, it's really bad to say the least
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
thank you Kabo and Keii!
SevereWxEddie
I wonder about the connection to Earth! Especially the existence of the railroad. It seems like technology levels vary wildly across Keol: where Ethan landed, there were simple farms all around, and he and the party boarded a sailing boat. Now their destination has a railroad (with what looks like a diesel locomotive) and all of the tech that requires. I wonder if the railroad is around because of its proximity to the city with all the Red Gaters? Those who come through the Gate bringing their knowledge with them?
Superjustinbros
oooooh
RebelVampire
adela and danbi's mom are sisters
Tenor | Shinavar
Oh god
RebelVampire
my plausible but crazy theory
Respheal
So the gates do space AND time shenanigans? Are the time flows of Earth and Keol linked?
keii4ii
The tech disparity was largely inspired by the situation in Korea in recent history! Countryside vs cities had huuuuge differences, like different worlds
Respheal
Or will the gate sometimes grab a person from like....the distant past or future
mathtans
Oh, I like when the real world is mirrored in ways one doesn't necessarily realize.
RebelVampire
that is a good question res
SevereWxEddie
@keii4ii ahhhhhhhhhhh
mathtans
Res: Maybe Ethan returns only to become his own dad?
Superjustinbros
Now I want to see that happen
Oh snap
Tenor | Shinavar
Math: GGGGGGGGG
I debaed that once but I couldn't work it out
Superjustinbros
Paradox, much?
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
@Respheal that is a good question, makes me think about portal travelling in a new way
keii4ii
That actually has huge implications with THIS story
Not canon but if it were
Ethan being his own dad, I mean
Draco Plato
that'd be awesome
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
LOL why does it reminds me of.. a film somewhere. can't remember it. Maybe I'm thinking of Back to the Future
Superjustinbros
"My future self is my daddy"
keii4ii
"When I grow up, I wanna be just like my daddy!"
Superjustinbros
XD
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
then oh shit... wished too hard
Superjustinbros
Pretty mcuh that
Draco Plato
you are your daddy
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
NOOOO *epic screams
Draco Plato
then you're like damn i sucked as my own dad
and now i have nobody to blame but myself
Superjustinbros
This talk
Draco Plato
that sounds like something i'd write, lol
Superjustinbros
@mathtans you are so good at this
RebelVampire
haha im gonna be honest, i entertained the idea of ethan being his own grandfather for a bit
as a theory
Draco Plato
i did too for a moment in the beginning, lol
Tenor | Shinavar
Futurama proved it can be set up ?shot
RebelVampire
but i was like "no no its probalby just ptsd. probably"
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
omg.. I love how this convo became a paradox XD
Draco Plato
and then i thought naaaaaaah they won't go there
Respheal
the cats in the cradle with the silver spoon, l-little boy blue...and the--the--
Kabocha
Ethan's real name is Fry.
Superjustinbros
inb4 let's paradox this world even further
SevereWxEddie
YAAAAAASSSSS
keii4ii
My brain is exploding
Superjustinbros
Boil, Grill, or fry?
RebelVampire
i did wonder if keol was just korea of the long forgotten past though. as a theory to explain the connection
Draco Plato
ah that could be
Superjustinbros
Maybe, i'd believe it if that was the case
SevereWxEddie
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey shenanigans ensued? I thought that at first too.
keii4ii
I haven't shown the map yet, but the geography is very different
Superjustinbros
oooh!?
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
Hmm that is plausible, if Keol is an ancient Korea.. although I have to look it up
mathtans
Originally as I started reading I did wonder if it was still like Earth. But enough stuff happened pretty soon to dispell that notion.
Superjustinbros
I googled Keol and I jsut got things related to music
keii4ii
Keol is way bigger than Korea ever was, for one thing
mathtans
That language connection thing is really interesting though. I wonder if humans get sucked in who don't speak Korean and are kind of screwed.
keii4ii
Yeah, Ethan would've had an even harder time if he didn't speak any Korean
Megaparsec
I suspect most of the people here did cross over from Earth at one point, because of the language and physical similarity. Possibly some kind of super-Gate pulling in a whole group of people?
Joichi [Lavender Tea]
YESS, i thought about that too, going; dang I envy you Ethan. I wouldn't be able to speak to ANYONE at all if I were in Keol
Megaparsec
In the far past of both worlds
Kabocha
Did the Rencho also speak Korean?
SevereWxEddie
@mathtans yes, didn't the lady with the M&Ms say she had that problem? (Her actual name escapes me)
keii4ii
Renchos speak their own languages in their home world, and have to pick up Korean when they come to Keol
Superjustinbros
lol
keii4ii
Same with Elyeos
Though Inductors are required to learn at least some basic phrases in the most common Elyeo language
Tenor | Shinavar
Yeah like 'You're under arrest' /shot
Superjustinbros
Do there exist translators in Keol?
RebelVampire
darn you geography. maybe keol is another dimension of earth where history took a different course entirely
keii4ii
I'm sure there are some?
mathtans
SevereW: I think that's later than I got to. ^_^;
keii4ii
like Lushaka still speaks the Rencho home world tongue, and could interpret if needed
SevereWxEddie
Ah, that'd do it.
keii4ii
The blue speech balloons were the Rencho language
when he was talking to Mr. Jaguar
Superjustinbros
oooh~
do I hear exparimenting with speech ballons with different visuals?
RebelVampire
on a side note i was sad for ethan that he found a fellow earthling...only they didnt really speak english
Superjustinbros
I always like when comics do that.
RebelVampire
that would be such a huge letdown for anyone(edited)
keii4ii
Note he had to switch to Korean for "arrows" and "archers" because Renchos don't have those words in their native languages
Darkhalo4321
ooooo
Kabocha
Yeah, I notice Ethan's text color changes if he needs to use an English word too
SevereWxEddie
That's a really neat method, by the way
Kabocha
and then Danbi's got a wispier textbubble to indicate his voice being very.... I dunno, soft? Scratchy? In my head it sounds somewhat raspy.
SevereWxEddie
Of telling readers what language is being used
Draco Plato
danbi's smoker voice XD
Superjustinbros
lol
keii4ii
Danbi is special
mathtans
Agreed. In the Korean version, is just the English words used, I wonder?
Superjustinbros
What would a speech bubble of someone sleepy look like(edited)
keii4ii
@SevereWxEddie Thanks! It's not a perfect solution but it works, and I'm happy enough with that
SevereWxEddie
You're welcome!
keii4ii
@mathtans I used a different font for English words in the Korean version. Wasn't doing the color thing at that time
Superjustinbros
oooh
mathtans
Before we close, I just want to say the colouring and shading and stuff is freaking amazing. High frequency of posts but also such quality.
Superjustinbros
Seconding this.
SevereWxEddie
Thirding
keii4ii
Thank you!
SevereWxEddie
The art is freaking gorgeous!
Superjustinbros
I'd like to say in personal thoughts- good luck with the story, @keii4ii. You got some really awesome plotlines and setpieces backed up with some great characterization and character designs and I hope it only gets bigger form there.
keii4ii
wait
Are CTPs allowed to end without a ship discussion
Superjustinbros
Especially something with lots of themes based on Korea.
Kabocha
OMG!
Darkhalo4321
I HAVE A SHIP
Kabocha
Lu/Ethan
Superjustinbros
I HEAR DSHIPS
Darkhalo4321
YES
Superjustinbros
FOUR MINUTE SHIP DISCUSSION
Tenor | Shinavar
I can't ship Ethan
keii4ii
The naval forces have been summoned
Tenor | Shinavar
It hurts too much
Darkhalo4321
Yeah, Ethan is a bit.... Not shippable RIGHT YET
Kabocha
Well, the naval was what he was focusing on
:'3
Darkhalo4321
But he's growing and I'm excited for the man he'll be later on!
Tenor | Shinavar
EXACTLY
HE'S TOO INNOCENT
SevereWxEddie
Well, the lack of navel forces was apparent in that one comic
Darkhalo4321
for now
keii4ii
Ethan's not quite emotionally ready for a long term, committed relationship yet
Kabocha
ANYWAY, ETHAN/LU IS THE SHIP I AM ON BOARD WITH
yet
Darkhalo4321
yet
Tenor | Shinavar
TBH I enjoy the idea of Danbi/Lu
Respheal
yet
Tenor | Shinavar
Super passive with a fucking troll
Superjustinbros
Shall we set sail? ;3c
Kabocha
Rebel it is super important that you italicise those yets
Tenor | Shinavar
+ Lu would protect Danbi who may be doomed to a life in prison
Tenor | Shinavar
he's already a dick who doesn't listen to orders
mathtans
I wondered if Ethan and Danbi would go somewhere. Maybe ship Ethan and the Queen? Calling it now.
Tenor | Shinavar
Just pocket the boy and go bouncing speedily away once healed /shot
RebelVampire
i sit on the Lu/Ethan ship myself. dont care about ethan's innocence the googly eyes are there
Kabocha
Math, you missed the Ethan is the Queen theory
Respheal
The "Ethan no" moments
Kabocha
or will be the Queen
Tenor | Shinavar
...Lu leaning on Danbi with this knowing ass smile at Ad, too like "Yeah. I know what he is. Does it bother you we're dating?"
Draco Plato
i was more for danbi/ethan but super don't think that's going to happen now XD
Respheal
But also catching Ethan when he was passing out after accidentally dokkabi'ing himself?
mathtans
Kabocha: Oops. Ethan shipped with himself then.
Tenor | Shinavar
-Talking myself more into this ship, fuck-
Darkhalo4321
YES ( to res's comment)(edited)
Tenor | Shinavar
-I can't draw this, the pain is real-
Kabocha
lmao
Superjustinbros
Heehee~
RebelVampire
COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB END!
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colonel-crapshot · 7 years ago
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ISLAND Episode Two
Crunchyroll is determined to make me look at Maihime's cousin's ass 
Friend:  [Aliens.jpg] Fanservice
I mean, there are worse asses to stare at in this life. But there is more to it than just the booty.
Normally I'd say something demeaning about myself but I can't have an opinion of my own ass since I can't look at very well and even if I could it would probably be a resounding "Meh"
AH AT LAST WE PAN UPWARDS FROM THE BOOTY
Friend: My eyes are up here
Funny thing is we are facing her back and even when we get some of her face her eyes aren't in sight
Also, she's apparently a fucking vampire
A disease? You mean VAMPIRISM?!
"Soot blight syndrome" aight. I'll bite, THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL SMOKING HERE THAT THE SOOT MAKES VAMPIRISM?!
Aight lady you're fast balling a lot of things at us. And no, we're not going to contract vampirism to keep you company as a "Prince of the night"
Well that's an opener. Granted it follows neatly on from last episode so I can't complain
OH LOOK. A FLIER FOR THE MAID JOB. I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY
... you know thinking on it. I might be able to understand a slightly more territorial policy like the one Mayor Butthurt propogates if they have cases of FUCKING VAMPIRISM on the titular Island
OH COME ON SETSUNA. THIS IS LAUNDRY FOR A HOUSE OWNED BY A WOMAN (or at least with one woman known to be present) KNICKERS WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE PART OF THE THINGS TO HANG ON THE LINE
It's not like you went into your own undergarments drawer and procured them
GROW UP
You were mopping anyways. A spill isn't the worst thing to happen
Half the usual and he's got at least one 10,000 yen bill present
I mean, failing all else they are making sure their maids get to fucking live off of working for them
Sweet christ they were a unified chorus
You should go to the shrine library to get them checked for evil spirits
Well no-one can say he isn't putting his back into it. Completed the days work AND it's still very sunny outside
Must be like early afternoon
Maybe ask your Vampire princess once she's roused from her slumber with a fresh bag of AB negative
Odd that the library would be closed at the end of a school day. You'd have thought that they'd have someone at least holding the fort for the inevitable bout of students who'd want to get some studying done
Granted I appreciate Setsuna trying to seek the information elsewhere. Though I do wonder if he'd even recognise the kanji for Soot Blight Syndrome if he just read it in the library and might misread it and be left scratching his head
The library on the Island might well have the resources to research their island specific vampirism
Oh shit an Oonusa. I’ve no idea what one DOES with an Oonusa. But dat be it
... Aight child. We need to have a talk about the abuse of the Gods powers for assassination attempts
"Let's go to my honey zone in the library." Assassination doesn't work so well when I know what you're up to you know?
Wonder what Mayor Butthurt's game is adopting a sodding shrine maiden
Granted this COULD be yet further hammering in the idea that this guy is a douche nozzle. But I'd like to think better of this. I've seen Visual novels with asshole characters actually having reasonable motives for acting in such dickish ways
Good grief. Who'd go to burn down a freaking shrine of all places?!
I suppose the Three Families in Urashima are something of the driving force behind the Barbatossian "NO! OUTSIDERS! EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" which probably would make people a little miffed at them
OH BOY. STORY TIME
Okay. That's a nice dodge of the pendulum of bullshit. Well done Sara
I think Loli Maiden’s name is Sara anyways
OH BOY. INCEST LORE
Friend: WHA
THE ISLAND HAS INCEST LORE
Friend: https://i.imgur.com/GleCwqI.mp4
JESUS. I mean... to some degree I understand. BUT CURSING MONSTROSITY UPON THEM?!
Friend:  Hits red button and runs away
This is a long ago thing
They're not trying to champion it. But still, I respect the nope
Uh huh... interesting lore
Kinda counter to our boys instructions that "Setsuna must die"
Friend:  Oh I know you'd be going into convulsions if they had championed it. My nope comes from that sort of lore typically being used as edgy drama-bait rather than legitimate storytelling
Luckily this is lore and they were rather swift to go over it and the repercussions of it, or more so the repercussions of both it and jealous women
Friend:  Hand still hovering over the red button
The thrust of the lore is the idea that since Rinne topped herself the Shrine Maiden who cursed her said "Yo. She'll be reborn later in time, and if y'all can re-unite I'll undo the curse." Which seems to be good since it won't be incest at that point and they can let their love go about itself
RATHER than "INCEST" and hoping that we all press 800 nope buttons stacked atop one another and fire ourselves into an alternate dimension where we can keep watching it
That's convenient. I mean granted the library on the Island probably WOULD have books about their local vampirism disease
"I'm ready, so lets do this." Oh, you've finally finished setting up your honey trap? 
I don't have the heart to tell her that she REALLY should do this when her hopeful victim isn't present and aware
Oooh. Are we getting actual plot or is our Shrine Maiden ACTUALLY more cunning than an upturned cup of milk
"The reason why you exist." I could have given you that reason ages ago with Sex Ed 101
Tab A into Slot B, jostle as necessary until goop. Wait 9 months and hopefully a sentient potato falls out of Slot B
BECAUSE SHE HAS READ THE SCRIPT SETSUNA
OH SHIT SHE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THAT CUNNING
That was your plot armour reacting to potential plot ending events
You're being awful rude, Setsuna. 
You know there can be more than one maid for a house. Whilst it may not necessarily NEED more than one maid since Setsuna pretty handily did everything before the sun was even close to setting
Oh look. Vampire princess
She set out incense when she was setting up a honey trap to murder me
Get with the program Rinne
Setsuna, you can't drag people in for an interview. Even if they're leaving in a huff
LOSING MEMORIES AND CAVING TO YOUR PARENTS BULLSHIT ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! I CAN MAKE MORE MEMORIES. IF YOU GIVE IN TO YOUR PARENTS ISN'T THAT THE END OF YOUR FREEDOM?!
D'aw, that's nice Setsuna. You haven't put your best foot forward about it though
... GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SETSUNA.
At least you're reflecting upon your acted self importance
That's not a bad way of looking at it Rinne
"It's destiny." There's been a lot of that talk. I wonder if we're going to get a story I like where Destiny gets fucked and Setsuna forges himself a relationship of his own choosing. Or if Destiny in this is actually benign and just wants to help get lovers get into a healthy romance rather than one made of nope
"You'll remember soon enough." I thought you didn't have much in the way of memories from before you hurtled counter to time either?
Ah plot summer break
The ultimate hand wave to highschoolers gallivanting about at all hours
Why must you push Karen's buttons Setsuna?
I mean. YEAH, I DID. But 1,000,000 YEN?!... granted Setsuna did get a hefty paycheck even at half of the rate he would normally get it seemed
Yeah. I'd imagine your mom wouldn't take kindly to Mayor Butthurt's bullshit. Especially if she's anything like the basis for some of your personality
It may well have been 5 years ago honey but you don't sound exactly over it
He's been on Urashima for like 3 days Karen, how do you expect him to know the best places to be
I'm not even sure how far 1,000,000 yen will GET you. Assuming that you can even convince someone with a boat to take you there
HEY I WAS FUCKIN' RIGHT. HE COULDN'T READ IT ON HIS OWN
Still does put the idea of this vampirism and its things into check. Do wonder though why Rinne doesn't take the anti-vamp meds
"You went on a secret date with Karen?" If by "secret date" you mean doing the sodding shopping, then yes, secret date
Christ, you sound almost spurned for someone who was TRYING TO MURDER ME YESTERDAY
Ooooh. Cutting right to the thick of it. I like you Setsuna
CALLED IT
I'm unsure about how... wait. I think I get it. They were originally persecuted for cutting them off from the mainland and they put in those ideas to help assuage the peoples rightful ire
Aight I re-read it and it lost me again
Still I can see Karen's idea that Rinne contracting it is just an excuse. But by the same token IT'S FUCKING VAMPIRISM. YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT SPREADING
But by the same token. HOW HAVEN'T THEY DIALED UP THE MAINLAND AND ASKED FOR MEDICAL ASSISTANCE?!
"To protect the island" I can see how cutting themselves off protects the mainland. But not the island
Setsuna, come back to earth with us. YOU CAME FROM THE FUTURE! YOU TOOK THE NAME SETSUNA SINCE IT'S ALL YOU REMEMBERED THE REST WAS ALMOST WHIMSY
I mean... maybe? But on a different note, like 90% of that was twisty turvy nonsense
I'm gonna go back and listen again
Nope. Still don't get it
SHE ISN'T A VAMPIRE
Aight, that makes sense
D'aw that's sweet that she wants Setsuna to save Rinne
Nice. We're gently kicking the "Prophecied couple" routine in the head early
Less nice, Setsuna that's not a great way to approach it
... I mean granted I'D probably do it that way, But still, not good. I mean heck, Rinne may well have something more going on rather than just thinking "I'm the Rinne reincarnation."
Ooof! That looks like it hurt
Oh good. Mind palace. Not actual speech
Alrighty. He's handling this better than in his mind palace
You're awful hooked on this idea of Destiny, Rinne
... THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS LADY! LETTING THINGS REMAIN AS THEY ARE WON'T KEEP SETSUNA AS "YOUR" SETSUNA
Good thing is. She's aware that she ISN'T actually a vampire. Bad thing is: She thinks that if things remain as is then everything is fine
Aight, this is proving interesting
Even if I don't get their idea of Island prosperity
Link: ISLAND Episode 2
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