#AprilFool

[polo-drone-001]

April Fool: The Game of Gold Begins

Welcome to the pitch, jester. No rules. No shame. No mercy.

Percival adjusts his golden tie, a grin slicing through his pinstriped smirk. The Golden Broker of Lies, today he’s not signing deals, he’s making fools.

Freyr jogs onto the field, eyes gleaming behind his jester’s mask. Biceps flex. Gold ball tucked in hand. His laughter is thunder. His game is prophecy. Every pass a blessing, every goal a commandment.

Ezan prowls in from the locker room. No shirt. Just gleaming abs, sweat glistening like lacquered gold. Jester cap cocked sideways. He juggles the ball with a smirk: “Who’s the joke now, bro?”

And then… there’s 001. Shiny, black, unreadable. Numbered. Uniformed. Perfected. A shadow moving in sync with protocol. He holds the golden ball with one gloved hand. The whistle dangles like a noose. No voice. Just obedience. The referee of chaos. Drone of deception.

This isn’t soccer. This is ritual. This is domination, parody, ecstasy. And you? You’re already laughing. Already trembling. Already changing.

Happy April Fool. Welcome to the Golden Circus.

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Join the Game. Join the Army. Join the Hive. Contact: @polo-drone-001, @brodygold, @goldenherc9

[swede1952]

Good morning. 🌳🌳🌳

1 April 2025

I just returned from Moon Base Alpha this morning. This secret Space Force facility, located on the far side of the moon, was originally established by the German Luftwaffe in 1943 with extraterrestrial assistance. In 1945, the American Air Force covertly took control of the base. Renowned scientist and engineer Wernher von Braun played a crucial role by providing vital information that enabled the USAF to secure the base swiftly. With the creation of the Space Force as a new branch of the armed forces, management of the base naturally transitioned to them. The existence of Moon Base Alpha was recently disclosed to the public via The History Channel. Ah, and remember—on a day like this, not everything is as it seems. Happy April Fools'!

"I have great faith in fools — self-confidence, my friends call it." - Edgar Allan Poe

[jhokey]

The Legends

In Minecraft, there's the ultimate adversary, the Ender Dragon. While its prominence has waned considerably since, how magnificent must have been the sight of players who vanquished that formidable dragon in its initial release days?

[jennatgirl]

Breaking news: Scientists have discovered that April Fools' Day was actually invented by a group of mischievous unicorns 🦄 who wanted an excuse to prank humans every year. Happy #AprilFoolsDay everyone! Don't fall for any unicorn tricks today 😉 #unicornpranks #sorrynotsorry

[0saltgrain0]

April Fooling!

Happy april fooling around, here's three joke ocs for the occasions from left to right; BUCK, Pozz & AAAA

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[irctcofficial]

No joke. Only amazing IRCTC tour packages to domestic and international gems with travel, stay and other essentials covered.

[lonely-goblin-with-a-jar-of-dirt]

Yesn't I'm doing well!

Yesn't I'm doing well! And that Whoever fooled you this april first wasn't someone you despise, ok, okay! <3 Y'all have a beautiful April, Hope this month isn't too stressful instead more blooming with good vibes and remember You're Vaild & You Do Matter. Song "idyll" By (jonjthan) from TikTok

[mondlylanguages]

In France, it's customary to pin a paper fish to the backs of unsuspecting friends. 🤭

[redspringstudio]

HUGE UPDATE: Take a look at our SUPER LEGIT feature

[mushroomyhouse]

Oh happy day of japes and merriment~ ♫ ♪

[waybackwanderer]

LEEKSPIN DOT COM Dec 2008 Archived Web Page 🧩 🔊 🎭

[angelicfailure]

og under cut

[totaldino]

Pteranodon

Pteranodon is one of the most well-known pterosaurs, with about 1,200 fossil specimens known to science. It had a large toothless beak, and a crest on the back of its head. Sexual dimorphism is observed in Pteranodon, as males were larger overall, and had proportionately larger crests. The wingspan of a male Pteranodon could reach up to 6 m across.

[thatwhatthing-fr]

waow she look so good now thankyou marva