#Ashern flip flops between good time and bad time and there is no inbetween

[aboxinspace]

hi, i must scream and ramble into the void about ffxiv because i must here be spoilers

I JUST WANNA START OUT WITH that i cannot get the idea of lightwarden WoL out of my head, especially after looking at everyone else’s version and going: YES, EXCELLENT, WHAT WONDERFUL CONTENT TO IMMERSE MYSELF IN (hi i’m very late to this party, as i just finished msq about a few weeks ago). now i have my own with my WoL cat boy, Ashern. and it’s great! the tragedies and the exploration of characters and all i got is putting this cat looking noodle thing with too many limbs (he has the consistency of a ferret!) onto the table with pride and asking everyone to look at how fluffy he is (especially his tail, it is the fluffiest). it doesn’t help that my brain is permanently on the shitpost setting, so almost all the content i come up with is humorous in some form. 

like seriously, you douse this big ol’ lightwarden in water, toss him into an oversized dryer and he comes out as Floof Prince Supreme (though he’s not happy about being in the dryer). or at least spray him with the hose and dry him later. either way works. also if he was smaller you could just hold him like a ferret like this

AND THEN THE STAIRS. sure flying is easy but what’s more fun is just cartoonishly sliding down the stairs just because he can. there’s also relaxing in increasingly weird spots that look uncomfortable, on account that being inside is impossible, everything is too small.

then there’s the difficulty of trying to make lemon bars (his favorite) and again, everything is just! too! small! please help him, he has big claws and tiny instruments.

anyway i’m done rambling, maybe now that i’ve thrown my thoughts out here i can focus on and finish WRITING other things. maybe. hopefully. probably not.