#BUT THEN HAD LAE'ZEL DRINK IT AND HER ASS WAS FAST ASLEEP...

[keii]

I have fallen into the pits of BG3... I made an emo looking high elf cleric named Bellamy. I THINK HE LOOKS SO PRETTY AHHH (thank u to the mods I've downloaded...) I wasn't originally going to go into the game with any mods, but seeing how limited the options are... I figured I would enjoy the game more making a character that I really liked... and it's an edgy looking elf HAHA. I wish his tattoo pattern was also on the rest of his body too. Anyway, despite being a man of a God... he grew up with very little, doing anything he can to get by, even if it meant stealing and deception... I'm having so much fun and I really like that I could take my time with this game. I am so terrible at planning when it comes to the battle sequences it makes me laugh so bad at the dumbass choices I make. Also... tell me why I went into this game because I wanted to see what the big deal is with Astarion, especially with all the thirst traps I've seen on my tik tok... but I'm over here giggling over Lae'zel LOOOL I... I LOVE HER... SHE'S SO FUNNY, I LOVE MEAN AND DOMINATING WOMAN! When she was telling Zorru to bow down, I made Bellamy say "YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. BOW." ... My queen....... But Also Astarion is SO FUNNY?? HIS DAMN FACE WHEN WE WALKED IN ON THOSE CREATURES FUCKING??? I said "I wanted to join in the fun!" And then battle commenced and immediately got half my life taken out, how did we survive LOL