#Benjamin Archer

[kwebtv]

Emma Bambrick, Benjamin Arthur, Jesse Camacho, Maury Chaykin and Wendel Meldrum in "Less Than Kind"

[mighpim]

Love them all “>

[planetlongjourney]

I think I’ve finally cracked it

Edit: Guys I changed this a long time ago as a reblog, but I had only watched about half of season 1 of enterprise when I made this, I am here to correct my mistake:

[reginaldqueribundus]

Star Trek TOS: what if the captain was a slut who got in fights all the time and did whatever the hell he wanted and it all sort of worked out anyway

TNG: what if the captain drank tea and gave speeches instead

DS9: what if the captain was a single father and religious figure trying to hold onto his morals in the face of an existential threat

Voyager: what if the captain was trying to get her unruly scout troop back home and also she had a GUN

Enterprise: what if the captain was a massive dweeb

Kelvin timeline: what if the first guy was actually a horny frat boy

Disco: what if the captain was a cryptofascist? no wait, what if he was just sooooooo handsome, like so mind-meltingly handsome that is just feels unfair? wait, what if he was a deer? no actually what if she did whatever the hell she wanted, but also felt emotions about it?

Picard: what if the captain was a secondary character driven into solitude by his PTSD, and then we suddenly replaced him with some dipshit from Chicago

Lower Decks: what if the captain was your well-meaning perfectionist mother

Prodigy: what if the captain was a purple teenager

SNW: what if the captain was your dad

[bj-cuntycunt]

Picard: not like Kirk at all (negative)

Sisko: not like Kirk at all (positive)

Janeway: a little bit like Kirk (positive)

Archer: a little bit like Kirk (negative)

[snek-of-eden]

doing this again because last time i forgot Archer accidentally:

[goodboigoose]

started ds9 season 5 the other day and started enterprise too. Very Much in Love with the ds9 cast and Very Quickly in love with the ent crew 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[whymakedecisions]

Saw the version with the og 5 going around, so I thought I'd spread the deluxe (2x the chaos, double the potential for unhinged admirals) edition.

[thehollowprince]

In has come to my attention that in my last poll I completely forgot about Captain Archer (and others), so we're doing this again.

Basically, pick whichever captain you'd work under in Star Fleet. But to make this interesting, you will be serving on their ships during the worst crisis of their career, just to make this a little more interesting.

[defconprime]

Star Trek Captains

[docgold13]

Cartoon Heroes Paper Cut-Outs

Archer

Created by Adam Reed for the FX Network, Archer is an animated action/comedy that follows the exploits of a bumbling, volatile secret agent named Sterling Archer (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin).  Archer and his dysfunctional colleagues conduct various secret agent missions across the globe whist contended with office politics and romance against a backdrop of an anachronistic parody of Cold War-era espionage thrillers.

The philandering and narcissistic Sterling Archer works for the International Secret Intelligence Service (or ISIS), a top secret intelligence agency. Fellow ISIS members include Malory Archer (retired field agent-turned-ISIS director and Sterling's abusive mother); Lana Kane (Sterling’s on-and-off lover and the mother of his daughter); Ray Gillette (the agency's flamboyantly gay bomb specialist); Pam Poovey (the foolish but exceptionally skilled human resources supervisor-turned-agent); and Dr. Algernop Krieger (the agency's bizarre, ghoulish and morally bankrupt scientist).

Archer premiered in September of 2009 and ran for 14 seasons.  Along with H. Jon Benjamin, the ensemble voice cast includes Judy Greer, Amber Nash, Chris Parnell, Aisha Tyler, Lucky Yates and Jessica Walter.  

[maloryanjou]

🌈😁☝️⚾☕🐶

[the-number-thirty-eight]

Ooh-wee-hoo, I have broke the Prime Directive

Oh-oh, and they’ve built a Warp Core

[startrekpolls]

I only listed Saru and Burnham for the Discovery captains due to the sheer number of them.

Phenomena of the post: Veil Nebula

[ghostlyfanparadise]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

All roles voiced by H. Jon Benjamin are part of the Venture Bros cinematic universe, where he voiced a shape-shifting occult master. Bob Belcher, Sterling Archer, Coach McGuirk, and others are all merely forms of the same character.