#Bluris the crocs brief deity

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Hi! ^^ For the sheet mask asks: collagen, cucumber (or in a fic scenario xD), pearl, pomergranade, shea butter

Henlo dim @dimobserver

Collagen - What common misconception do you hate to hear repeated as facts

Thanks for sending, this one i had a hard time xD hmm, sticking to science and history, I will choose humans evolved from apes or monkeys- both just share a common ancestor, different from evolution. If I stick to spiritual belief, God exist And if I choose from just random facts, cats have 9 lives. Cz they're definitely sensitive xD my kid's vet already know me from visiting too much xD

Cucumber - what's your favourite cheesy pick-up line? Would you ever used it on someone?

I definitely and won't deny that i have used some random pick-lines to my ex-partner. I have a habit of leaving sticky notes with lines or random messages and sticking it to the wall, table or hide in their notebook or bag. It's random.. And it's been a few years so i already forgot what i used or said, because I'm not doing it anymore xD haha

Someone recently is trying to say pick-up lines to me, which is totally not reciprocated xD because I'm not interested, first things first. They said something along the line that it's good to wake up everyday but it will be better if i wake him up so he could have a good morning. And it was so randomly said to me so i was taken aback. I replied with a gif, no words

I hope he got the message?

Pearl - what are some words you like in a language that is not your own

Kurwa ^^ recently babcia, its easy to pronounce ^^

Pomegranate - what fact amazes you everytime you think of it?

I like sea creatures, and recently, saw a black manta ray, as well as pink one

Also, im still amazed every day that im friends with the one and only Crocs Brief deity, Bluris, @1-800-i-ship-it

You can now have this metal crocs as a shield in ur new place ^^ as my offering this month

Shea butter - what's a song that gets stuck in your head that you despise?

As of now, no song stuck ^^

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ビニールサンダルで知られるブランド、crocsのキャラ「クロスライトガイ」。 しっかり靴の底まで作られている。

ちなみに、画像検索すると他の色も存在する模様。

“Croslite-guy” crocs Inc, Japan.

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Hi! For romanticized asks: 2, 5 (btw you know what this question made me think of xD), 21, 25, 34. Have a nice day! :D

hi dim!

2. if someone were to catch Hanahaki disease for you, what flowers would they cough up? 

KJADKFSNELF goddamn we starting with the intense q's huh xD i would hope they dont have to suffer but hm...jasmine maybe so it can also help them heal ish,,,tried to do some research on flowers with healing properties xD i do think it would be fitting if they coughed up flowers that r the same as my real name but that might also end up as a negative connotation so idk lmao haha

5. what would you be a god/goddess of and what would people sacrifice to you?

yup dim...yup i know exactly what ur talking about and i Dont like it xD anyway though i think i would want to be the goddess of compassion or rambling or smth, if we were to go into specifics we could do specifically tumblr tags and sacrifices would just be whatever tumblr tags xD i'll read them like the morning newspaper

21. an evening in the forest with elves, a night in the caves with vampires or a morning in the garden with fae?

hmm i think i would pick a morning in the garden with fae haha cause gardens r just nice and i would be able to see things better in daylight

25. favorite childhood story? (doesn’t have to be a fairy tale)

honestly i cant think of much, but heres a funny one: when i was in preschool or kindergarten (dont remember which) we had designated nap time (they should give us this in hs/college/etc instead tbh) and me and my friend got up and did cartwheels, got caught, and i had to stand against the wall for like 20 min or smth for punishment xD (i cant do cartwheels anymore unfortunately lmao)

34. if you could have any magical item, what would it be?

thats so tough honestly hmm...green lantern ring? or maybe a wand or something haha

thank you for the ask! (dang beat me to the nice day again xD) hope you have a nice day too :D

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Spirit of the Great Oh Bluris, I beseech thee- Find favor with mine call and summons, On the Crocs brief I beg thee, And greet Kim Dokja and us your great presence, For the comfort of these things that needed you, From this moment hence, Thy presence do I wish invoke, For things that need be done

Oh! Guardian of the Crocs Brief,

I summon thee!

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