#CLVyra

[queersanddeers]

Guess who

*cheeses only Jackson*

*hands everyone else a piece of cheese* choose who you cheese.

"JACKSONNNNN-" -N

"I'm cheesing Riktor 'cause yes." - S

" <:[ I don't want to cheese anyone! " -R

"GIMME THAT SLICE!" [Throws both his slices at Jackson, again, before sitting back and smiling with 0 elaboration] -D

"Dude… Why… Anyway, I cheese Jackson." -K

"I cheese Noah. It's deserved." -T

"WHAT IS THIS WAR?! " -R

"I cheeese… Myself. This stuff tastes good." -M

"I'm dating a slime… :)" -V

Thanks for your input, hun. -M

[With like, 4 pieces of cheese hanging off of him] Do you want more cheese?... -J

[springbons]

*ahem*

VYRA, MY BELOVED, PLEASE DO TELL US ABOUT THE SLIME YOU ARE DATING.

After all, you tell us you are dating him, but you never tell us about him! So, please do!

"I will not apologize for missing this. :)" -V I'm going to be writing alot!! SO I'm dropping the quotes! But it's meee, Vyraaa hehehe!! Okay okay okay uhhh Juliaannn lovely lovely slime lovely lovely man. He's soft, and squishy, and loves hugs ^-^ Aaaand he's a very nice man!! He's very kind to me and takes care of me and in return I bake him banana bread because the bananas deserve to die. :-) What better than chopping them up and offering the trophy to my favorite person??? We devour the flesh of our enemies, very romantic. Love him soo much. Hope he knows it :) -Vyra!

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*cheeses everyone* happy halloween

-you guessed it. Monty

[Let's out a small whining noise like a cat, but refuses to move or do anything about it like it's a t-rex.] -R [Somehow manages to slap away the cheese before it even lands on her without looking up from her phone.] -M "…I hadn't even seen the post yet but I could immediately tell it was you Montana." -D "Oh yo free cheese!!" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️" -T "Wh-what-" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 🔥 🔥 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯" -T "how are you doing that with your mouth" -K [she barely registers the new slice of cheese hanging off of her head.] -V [-insert the sound of clattering-] -N [deadass stares Monty down] "No." - S "The fudge is this WHY WONT IT COME OFF-" -Ja [proceeds to spend the next three hours attempting to remove the cheese from his slime.] -Ju

[queersanddeers]

What’s everyone most likely to get banned from a platform for?

"Cyberbullying." -K

"Inactivity?" -R

"Spamming Elon Musk's DMs with pictures of earthworms that I found in the ground all while I talk about my new plans for an engine idea I had. I'd need Tarrel's help for this one. First I post a picture of my "blueprints." (Children's drawing that doesn't even look like Anything.) Then Tarrel helps me 1-1 that so I can send Elon a video of it actually working as a high-force propulsion device." -D

"I got banned off of Facebook because I called Margaret a bitchy whore. In all fairness, her pumpkin pie recipe had a better chemical composition to make a Bomb than anything edible." -M

"Platform...? I wasn't permitted to land at a platform once because my calling code had expired, does that count...?" -T

"I'M BANNED ON MOST MAINSTREAM MEDIA. CAN'T HANDLE MY GIRLBOSSERY I GUESS!!" -V

"I have yet to be banned from tumblr...I'd get banned for inactivity or the things I post." - S

"Banned for exposing government secrets, if anything." - N

"Media??? Platform??? Huh???" - Ja

"Similar story to Moira, I got banned for calling someone a whore. You can't disrespect my mamas and think you can get away with it. " -Ju

"He also probably said a slur" -S

"DID NOT-" -Ju

[queersanddeers]

Anyone wanna go stabbing with me?

-monty

That's horrible! -R

When and where? Explicitly do not tell me who, I like the surprise. -D

DERRINGER! -R

Ehh I'm busy... -K

But they haven't said when yet? -D

Got no space in my schedule! It's all 'Tomfoolery'. -K

STABBINGS FUN, I'D LIKE TOS TAB. YES PLEASE!! CAN I BRING MY BUTCHER'S KNIFE?? :) -V

Y'all need some help... -M

'-'; -N

Agreed...*Vyra why* -Ju

[queersanddeers]

ChainLink: A story of Queers and Deers!

In a modern world of magic, humanoid animals, and religion come to life... It's really rather mundane. The Extraordinary becomes Ordinary and at the end of the day you're still dealing with the troubles of Love, Death and Taxes. Still, it makes for a fun time! And when you gather a ragtag team of the strangest folks around the world, you're bound to get something interesting. So come on in, meet the cast, and dive into this little hellhole of stupid monikers, silly sentences and quite possibly the most dysfunctional family in the entire world. (-of this story's universe.) But first, you gotta know all who's in it, right??? I mean, how the hell do you talk to these people if you don't know them- But that aside! There's MANY people in this mess, some more important than others, but here's a good curated list of the ones you're sure to see poking their heads around here. ,':) Riktor Tellman - The fun-loving but timid sorcerer you can see on the dashboard's banner giving you a SAUCY eyebrow raise! He's silly, he's gay as hell for Noah, and he doesn't like swearing!! So keep your language to a minimum around him or he'll reprimand you like a disappointed mother. Noah Bailey - The cervitaur bard with a prey complex and self-esteem issues. Gay as hell for Riktor and he swears like a sailor. (Just kidding!! please don't kick me Noah-) But he loves to draw and he loves to sing ("Whenever he's not off doing something stupid that'd get him hurt." -R) "Just" Kurt - The Skeleton! 7000 years and it just made him Chaotic. If he's anywhere, he's somewhere stupid or somewhere and doing something stupid. This pairs well with his cohort, Sparrow, who we'll be covering next. Just know, if you see a boney pirate-coat wearing skele, be wary of damages to one's self caused by his antics. Sparrow Reid - The partner in Chaos to Kurt's fun. While that Skeleton knows how to party responsibly, this shifter knows how to party hard, even if it means the end of the universe. (Probably not that far, but still.) A witch and a potion maker, they test so many of their potions on themselves that they could probably beat you in a drinking contest even at their ripe age of 16. Moira Serpentes - The Yuan-Ti Soldier. Served in the Iraqi war with Kurt, (SHOCKING, AIN'T THAT??? Him in War.) she's a woman with some age on her belt and a no-nonsense attitude (Who can't seem to stop adopting people. Jesus Christ Moira, you've got enough kids. ("NUH-UH" -M)) Part of a Warrior Race, she's always felt comfortable in combat, but she still gives plenty of time for home life. Tarrel Clarke - The half-dragon Engineer. After losing the only person he cared about in a horrible infestation upon his ship, the SSG Discovery, he found himself crash-landed on planet Earth, a land that Dragons left a long time ago because of a war. Now forced to blend in with them he's lived a life of self-loathing from being the worst parts of both his races, having been beaten down by everyone he's known. And yet, he found an unlikely family, and even more unlikely lover in Sparrow's company. Hyacinth Jackson - Just call him Jackson or you WILL get your face caved in. A Greek Dryad God of Nature, (who recently relinquished being a god,) who Has The Hots for Moira (boing boing wink wink nudge nudge (they're fucking married, what)) This man is silly but stone cold all the same, depending on who's talking to him. Bring him a coffee and you'll get on his good side though. Julian Montreal - The Slime, a damaged soul caused by horrid government experimentation! He's mostly just a sweetheart who's good with a bo staff. No one would really see him as a fighter at first glance, but that doesn't mean he can't hold himself in a fight. Vyra Mysteise - "I'm dating a slime! :)" She says that every. time. The silly schizophrenic Dryad who believed she was the last of her kind after watching her family burn alive in the war. Wow, that's harsh! All that aside though, she's always smiling, no matter the circumstance! A pretty face and an insanity to match, she's the perfect match for Julian.

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Guess who

So who's with who and who's a single bitch for Valentine's Day tomorrow?

Tarrel & Sparrow "She's an angel, I live to serve her... I couldn't be happier where I am, holding her tight or tossing her to safety. In any case, I could burn at the stake for her sake and still come out smiling." -T [no response, didnt hear the question. Also doesn 't care. She thinks Valentines is a bunch of bullshit. And yet, she still buys Tarrel roses.] -S Riktor & Noah "Noah's so... Agh, I don't know how to put it! He's everything to me, but... He kind of makes me stupid? I just can't focus on anything with him around and it makes me a worse leader... But he's worth it." -R "I got Riktor les goooo" -N Moira & Jackson "Y'know, it's the funniest thing... I had the hots for that guy since we met. I'd initially dropped those feelings, focused on the mission. I thought 'He's happily married, and that's just how fate works around me.' No use in being jealous, right? ...Despite how... horrible that guy was? ...I'm really glad he's mine now. I'll be at my best for him, for as long as I have him." -M "Imagine being single I'm MARRIED" -Ja Kurt "...What? I'm aroace." -K ":3" -🍃 "Oh, heya Kelp. It's my friend. You see how TALL he is? He's great with mineshafts! Anyway, sorry, known that man... Bush... Mobile Explosive for some time. Shame he didn't get introduced in the earlier messages but ahhh listen to me ramble. But no, I don't got any lovers." -K Kurt & Kelp "AY-" -K Julian & Vyra "Ohhh, on the topic of valentines day, I should get Vyra something…" -Ju "I'm thinking of getting this nice copper ring for a slime. :3" -V And Then There's Derringer "...I'm married to the spaghetti I'm eating now get that camera ouT OF MY FACE-" -D