#Can... Like... Comfort him?? He is 10000 percent not okay???

[curiositydooropened]

Cheers to lovely happy moods and writing motivation! 🍻

Now, for some Steve headcannons:

When he can’t sleep, when it’s a great day outside, or when he’s bored, he loves driving around back roads and listening to music (he also loves doing this with friends and just decompressing)

He may be portrayed as a dud in the last two seasons, but once he finds his person/someone more flustered than him, that “King Steve” comfidence/charm comes out

He’s always taking care of those around him, so I just know he loves to be a sub; however, when he’s had a really tough day, he will absolutely manhandle you

Will act all macho when first getting to know you, but will 10000% make you kill the spiders later on

Doesn’t like being alone, so even if he’s not in the same room as you, he finds comfort in knowing you’re in the house if he needs you

Aaaaand Eddie:

Absolute toilet humor; will dutch oven you and maniacally laugh

Gets excited about you wanting to learn guitar but is absolutely anal about how you handle his “sweetheart”

Loves reading fantasy/horror to you or reading the same book and chatting about it

Absolute dom energy once he gets past his awkward phase

May put on a cocky façade, but he gets insecure about what people say about him and you constantly reassure him that he’s perfect as is

As for what I’m proud of… hmm. I would say the fact that I started Pilates almost 2 months ago and I’ve stuck with it! I had my daughter almost two years ago and have been suffering with back pain after my c-section and my body whole body feels SO much better and less stiff. Working out in a gym would cause me to literally cry from pain, and this has caused me to cry because I can work out with no pain at all!

Now tell me what hcs you have and what you’re proud of!

Yes, yes, YES, ABSOLUTELY to all of this. I concur a thousand percent to it all, and I'm obsessed. Well, except with Steve making me kill the spiders (don't get me wrong, it's accurate) because I'm also terrified. So it might just be a watch the house burn down kind of situation. 😂

And ahhhhhhhh! I'm so so so proud of you for sticking with it and taking care of yourself and your body's needs and for making yourself feel good!!!!! That's so amazing, and I'm so happy for you!!!

OMG My headcanons okay so...

Steve

is for sure a worshipper, like you said, he takes good care. I'm talking calf massages, I'm talking having stir fry made when you get home, I'm talking bubble bath made to the perfect temperature

loves camping because he didn't get to do it as a kid. Not really. He camped in cabins or at luxury chalets but never in a sleeping bag in a tent on the cold hard ground, and he lives for it

although the nighttime sounds of the woods aren't ideal, and the first night out, he promptly packs up the sleeping bag and hauls you back to the backseat of his car because steel is safer than canvas

is a flirt. Like makes everyone blush, even Robin sometimes, despite her eye roll, cuz the shit he says is smooth

Eddie

is a menace. Absolute chaos demon. Keep lighters away from him because he will burn a rogue napkin and not care enough to stamp it out properly

spent a holiday season as one of those donation takers for the Salvation Army, out in front of Bradley's. (a favor for Wayne) But it only lasted a few hours before he was fired for chasing people down for their cash

gets freaky, I've got to be honest. This boy loves a costume. Wearing one, seeing you in one, doing voices, it's all on the table.

And I'm proud of myself because I stayed up really late last night reformating my resume and writing a cover letter to a dream job. And then I applied. And fingers crossed I get even an interview, but if I don't, I'm really proud of myself for putting the work in and getting my name out there. In the past, I would have been too insecure to even try. But now I'm confident in myself and my abilities, and if I don't get an interview, they really don't know what kind of gem they're missing. 💎🥰

Thanks so much for this, love!!!!! xo xo

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exo reacts › their crush or s/o making lots of dirty jokes

Request: Hello love your work so far. When you have the chance can you do a reaction of exo’s crush or s/o (cus I guess maybe not all of them will be into a dirty minded girl) making a lot of dirty jokes.

everyone is so polite when they make a request it’s so cute~ I actually laughed a lot during this request so I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

XIUMIN Is 10000% percent on board with all the things you’re saying he should do to you tonight, even if you are joking. It’s just...when you say it out loud it can become a bit embarrassing. Now he’s just conflicted on what he should do especially since your jokes have only increased since the two of you started dating.

“Gosh I love y/n... but was it a joke this time? Or not?... Should I carry them out of here?...Aish..”

Suho

Oh you thought Daddy Suho was going to be shy???? Okay, well, yea. At least when you’re doing all your joking around people, particularly the other members. He’s the leader after all and has to provide a good role-model image and he wasss a bit shy in the beginning. But when you two are alone... “Oh? You want to do what to me baby? I think I can arrange that.” oh boyyyy

Lay He may ooze sex appeal but he’s still a sweet boy at heart. Your jokes will definitly make him blush but he also thinks it’s cute how honest you are. Further into your relationship, he’s more relaxed and comfortable with you and his own sex drive and now he can only chuckle under his breath. (cause honestly, that sexy side of him is never too far away) “Doesn’t she feel any shame? My girl is so bold... So cute..”

BAEKHYUN Sure he jokes around a lot, but not the way you do. lol When he first hears your kind of jokes all he can do is stare and wonder what the heck he should say in response. it doesn’t scare him off though, and soon he learns to match your humor with his own blend of dry humor. “You want to try what new position with me tonight? Okay babe, I’ll set a reminder on my phone so we don’t forget.” y/n what have you done? lmao

Chen Has he met his dirty minded equal?At first he laughs along with any of your jokes but over time he starts to compete with you over who exactly is the dirtiest. It annoys the crap out of all the other members but the two of you are too invested at this point lol. Eventually he ends it with a finishing blow. “Okay, well, we can see who’s the worst in the bedroom okay? Cause I like you so we’re dating now. Okay? Okay.” this boi. 

Chanyeol Did he just hear you correctly? His brain is in overload. He’s half terrified cause his sweet s/o just joked about all the way they were going to make him scream tonight but he’s also half intrigued. Cause how many ways were they imagining? He’s also very pleased to be able to see this new side of you, even if it is a little embarrassing for him. “Baby? Don’t say these kinds of things around anyone else but me okay? If you promise me that you can do whatever you want to me later”

D.O. Does. Not. Know. What. To. Do. Send. Help. He is seriously confused if what you’re saying is in fact a joke like you’re saying it is or if it’s the truth. Even if you tell him it’s a joke he’s internally panicking and worried about it more. Even after dating a while, he can’t seem to get when you’re being serious or not.  “y/n was joking..But does that mean they want me to do that secretly? Should I try that position?.. I don’t think I can tie those knots in some ropes..”

Kai Oh god what does he do??? He’s not used to this sort of bluntness and he’s not sure what to do. Mainly he’s just panicking because you actually said what he was thinking..out loud. Also dumbfounded because you’re actually giving him ideas on what he can do to you later. But he’s still a sweet heart and tried to laugh so you don’t feel awkward with the silence. “oh my god y/n.... how can you say that with such a straight face? it’s a good idea but still.. people might hear..............but let’s try that later okay?” 

Sehun All your dirty jokes have backfired. Bad. You wanted to make Sehunnie blush and squirm and get a good laugh at him but instead you’re awaken a beast. He’s dead serious about making it all true. He is shocked sure, but mostly because he didn’t think of doing those things first. He even compliments you vivid imagination. “But you were saying all that stuff earlier? Come on, let’s make it happen~”

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