#CareForTheSensitive
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not-glorfindel-stop-asking · 4 months ago
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Greetings, kind souls!
I am Eredin, humble assistant to the esteemed Lindir, and I must apologize if I come across as overly forward, but there is a small matter I must address. I noticed some of the hashtags being discussed recently, and I feel it is my duty to gently remind everyone of something important.
My Lord, Lindir, is currently recovering from a rather unsettling fainting spell (I suspect it was related to some, uh, delicate matters we’ve encountered in certain discussions), and I want to ensure that he can rest without being unduly concerned by what I believe to be some references to “smut,” which I am told is a rather… intense subject.
While I am sure these topics have their place in many hearts, I must ask that if one is to mention such matters, please be so kind as to include appropriate tags or warnings, as we are all very sensitive to matters of this nature. My Lord is not one for scandal, after all.
Ah, and before I go, a brief but essential note from your humble assistant, just to clear up any potential misunderstandings.
While I know many of you are lovely and respectful, I must gently remind you (and by gently, I mean firmly) that any hate messages will be swiftly reported. My Lord, Lindir, has asked that I ensure his spaces remain peaceful, free from negativity, and, to be frank, free from people who can't seem to grasp the concept of basic courtesy.
So, if you have unpleasant words to share, please do so quietly. Or, better yet, don't. As the saying goes, "If you can't say something nice, at least make it hilarious."
Otherwise, your message will be swiftly escorted into the land of the blocked and reported. ✨🔒
Thank you for your understanding, and please know that I do this only out of care for my Lord's wellbeing. It would be quite the tragedy if anything were to interrupt his recovery (though I do believe the stress of some of these words is far too much for him).
Thank you again for your consideration! 🙏✨
[NB: While my lord is recovering from his recent... fainting spell, I shall take up the mantle of his journal updates and any inquiries you may have. Should you require any assistance or wish to discuss matters (sensible ones, of course), do not hesitate to reach out. Kindly ensure all content is tagged appropriately, especially if it involves sensitive topics, as my lord’s delicate constitution demands such considerations. 💫]
Any inquiries or concerns will be handled with the utmost care and professionalism, though I reserve the right to be slightly sarcastic when necessary.
Sincerely, Eredin, your humble and well-meaning scribe assistant
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