#Cat problems

[yikes-ajax]

Hearing someone scream "I WILL TAKE YOUR BALLS" at 11 pm on a Sunday night isn't something a neighbor ever wants to hear, but alas I have a cat that packs her toy balls around the house all night while yowling in the hallway for someone to play with her

[glassshine]

guys how do i stop my cats from throwing out their food

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[geopsych]

Thank you to everyone who answered about the Bridget problem! I’m going to take her to the vet as soon as possible and I’ve ordered some enzymatic cleaner. Meanwhile I used a little baking soda just to dull the smell and I’ll put cardboard over the area overnight so she doesn’t keep using it. (She HATES cardboard!) Just to make sure I also cleaned out both of her litter boxes and put in a little baking soda under fresh litter.

I appreciate every single response. I’ve had cats over the years but never had this problem before. And I love her so much!

[saltsparkle]

Thistle remains a menace when I’m trying to do crafts.

[raraeavesmoriendi]

my sixteen pound cat's favorite place to sleep in my entire apartment

is on my fucking ankles

no matter what room, no matter what time of day, no matter the weather

if I am sitting with my feet up, boom, there he is. honk shoo mi mi mi like he's being paid by the hour.

and like. am I flattered that a whole other sentient creature apparently loves me so much that the place is feels safest and most secure is on my fucking ankles?

yes! deeply!! he is my sixteen pound two foot long moon and stars and I adore him beyond measure

but also

I miss being able to, like, move. or walk, even :'D

big beautiful baby does not care what's going on or if I desperately need to scratch my knee, he is Comforble

[thecatcrew]

Some outdoor cats we saw outside one time back in 2022.

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[tatersgonnatate]

Anyone else have a cat that enjoys falling asleep in between your legs, making you almost feel as though you're giving birth to a bucket of fuzz and claws? No? Just me? Great 🙃

[emleelion]

How it started:

How it's going:

[parapour]

Cat: I see you writing. Don't mind if I...bite your pencil

Me: Ah what can you do

Cat: I see you typing. Don't mind if I...lay in front of you and grab your hand

Me: Ah yes that's fine

Cat: I see you have a book. Don't mind if I...lay on top of it

Me: Now that's going too far

[thecrankiestofgremlins]

Okay so uh. My cat has fleas. I have never dealt with this before. The flea meds have not gotten rid. My brain is doing Fun things about it (read nightmares and skin crawling because I do *not* like this) and uh I don't know how to fix this because I can't throw away literally everything in my house. I'm also disabled so my ability to deep clean is severely limited. My partner has been doing the bulk of it but he also works full time at a bar and has insomnia difficulties. Basically, anyone have a step by step to deal with this issue? Bonus points if you're disabled and dealt with it bc that would be helpful

Thankkk

Edit: I'm tagging some people who regularly interact just to increase visibility, sorry yall I'm slightly losing my mind here @dr-i-have-beards @crassjellyfish @thisismyhalfroomcutie @ghostpoetics

[yikes-ajax]

Was eating and put my hand out as a peace offering to my cat. She expected food in the hand. There was no food in the hand. She releases noxious fumes in retaliation.

[snarkythewoecrow]

So i did start writing tonight but ruckus has already issued me two warnings for moving violations aka i accidentally touched him when trying to type

This is the face of my jailor

[actualpsychicability]

🐈‍⬛ Problem: My cat wants me to channel a specific spirit to cuddle him 🐈‍⬛

I just finished up recording a podcast with @mysterious-dark-shadow. During the podcast we were in a closed room our cats couldn't get into, and I channeled several entities.

Apparently one of the cats could hear my voice through the door and can recognize the different voices as different people, because he tried scratching on the door to get in while a specific person (Magus Ben) was up. He did this twice because Ben was channeled twice in the episode.

I think my cat expected Ben to be there when we wrapped the podcast and opened the door, because he came in, saw me, Felix, in my own body, and then kept looking around. I think he was looking for Ben. And Ben isn't coming back up tonight because we already agreed there'd be no more channeling tonight.

He's still moping around in that room waiting for Ben to come give him kitty cuddles. I've never experienced something so heartwarming yet so sad in my life.

[miaminks]

Thought I looked cute in this pic and wanted to post it.

I love snow. It’s so nice to walk around in. It’s so refreshing on my face, and I even met some new friends along the way. Say hi guys!

Hold up. ... (" . _. )

Oh no.