AU where Tim wasn’t ever obsessed with the Flying Graysons or Batman and Robin, and thus never found out their identities. And then at 15 years old his class gets assigned a “fun” research project to propose who resident boogeyman Batman could be and, being the overachieving genius that he is, Tim gets sucked into a conspiracy theory rabbit hole and actually uncovers the truth. Mostly he’s mad that he can’t actually give his excellent presentation bc he can’t compromise Batman’s identity even more, can he?
“it must be heaven if a writer fell in love with you🥺” ma’am, the writer in question is an AO3 whump writer who puts their Blorbo through the worst imaginable kind of hell while making sure the sexual tension between them and their archenemy who’s putting them on a leash is off the charts before they both engage in a violent gay sex. are you sure you want writers to be in love with you?
Batman: "Suspect's headed down eighth street. I'll let you know when we have him"
Gordon: "Wait, if you're here, who's in pursuit of the suspect?"
Batman, getting out his grapple gun: "Robin."
Gordon, having heart palpitations. "The eight year old?? Can he even look over the dash?" *realizes Batman's gone* "All units be advised, clear the road for the Batmobile."
Dispatch: "No need for that, Batmobile hasn't left anything to clear."