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Celine Dion to End Keep Running on Las Vegas Strip with Nothing to Demonstrate

Deep into a late-night phone speech, Celine Dion looks suddenly stricken by a revelation.

She has nothing to prove.

Celine Dion has simply terminated a protracted session at the Studio at the Palms, wherever she’s recording her next studio album, set to be discharged next year.

But this chat starts with Celine Dion call last week, equal live inevitable and stunning, to announce the top of her residency at the coliseum at Caesars Palace.

Celine Dion final show is June eight. She opened “A New Day …” in March 2003. The coliseum, called “The House that Celine engineered,” as Elton John frequently named the venue, has become a dominant venue on the Strip. Since March 2003, Celine Dion has performed about 2,000 shows before more than four million fans. Celine Dion Concert Tickets Discount for the last 28 performances went marked down Friday.

Celine Dion has effectively engineered the model for superstars to open equally scaled theater residencies in Las Vegas, because the coliseum has been hosting to superstars like Sir Elton, Cher, Bette Midler, Rod Stewart, Shania duo, The United Nations agency and Reba, Brooks & Dunn. The venue could be a performance destination associate degreed an annual business leader for box-office profits. Celine Dion started all of that.

By the time she steps off the stage in June, she’s going to have grossed quite $700 million in price tag sales in her 2 resident productions, “A New Day …” from 2003–2007, and “Celine,” that opened in March 2011. By the time she reaches closing night, she’s going to have performed quite one,100 shows in 2 residencies.

Moreover, Celine Dion lives in Las Vegas together with her family, together with 17-year-old Rene-Charles and 7-year-old twins admiral and Eddy. Her dedication to philanthropic gift throughout her time within the natural depression has been extraordinary. Characteristic of her generosity was a $500,000 donation from her 1st performance once the Oct. 1 shooting.

Celine Dion has given one interview — this one — since asserting Monday morning that she would finish her run at the coliseum. Highlights from that conversation:

She’s not inquisitive about specifying why she created this call now:

“The very little that i do know, and it’s enough on behalf of me to grasp, is that i do know I even have a contract roughly till June,” Celine Dion says of her current contract with AEG Live, that will expire in June. “Exactly once, I don’t grasp. I don’t like endings, thus I checked out it additional as turning a page in an exceedingly chapter of my career. For me, I’m simply not there however.”

That’s as a result of she has concerning fifty shows to perform this year and next:

“I’m the sort of individual that extremely lives day to day,” Celine Dion says. “I don’t even really need to deem the ending without delay, to be honest with you, as a result of folks that square {measure} around me in my life area unit reasonably freaking out a touch bit, and I’ve got shows to try and do. I’m a mother, and that i have children to require care of.”

She downplays her impact on the increase in virtuoso residencies in Las Vegas:

“I don’t need to sound pretentious. I didn’t begin something,” she says. “The diversion business in Las Vegas started means before ME. I didn’t begin something. The music business had individuals like Frank Sinatra, loony toons and names means larger than ME, and it all started means before ME. however we tend to had a concept, we tend to believe in it, then we tend to stayed here.”

She feels nice physically, at age 50, and remains needing to take the stage:

“You can’t simply age and think about gravity, as a result of you’d be miserable. are you able to imagine simply considering obtaining older?” Celine Dion says with amusing. “I get older, and that i prefer to decision it older as a result of as I’m moving forward through my life, however I feel younger and that I don’t grasp why. I still relish singing all of my songs, seeing individuals as if it’s the primary time I even have sung them, and feeling their energy come to ME.”

Rene Angelil, her late manager and husband, is that the reason she isn’t cautious of gambling:

“My husband was a gambler, which was all positive on behalf of me as a result of, as a gambler, he took heaps of probabilities as a result of he was a gambler,” she says. “Rene believed during this terribly powerfully, so did El Caudillo (Dragone, creator of “A New Day …”), and every one the individuals concerned United Nations agency place cash into it. i used to be dreaming. That’s my job, to dream and watch out of my children and check out to sing pretty much as good as I will.”

This is not associate degree end: “Every night I’m wanting into the balcony, and that i understand individuals area unit still returning and once what number years?” she says. “So, it drives you and that’s why I don’t prefer to observe ending. I don’t need to own a bittersweet speech. It’s been fifteen years! I even have raised my kids here! I’m a Las Vegan! without delay, that is me.”

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Celine Dion Courage World Tour Makes a Stop in Chicago on December 1!

The biggest pop star even to this date, Celine Dion surprised her fans with an announcement of World Tour. Promoting her upcoming album Courage (releasing in November 2019) she embarks on a tour with the same name. Celine Dion Chicago Tickets  are selling on Tickets4Chicago. Get them and see the pop legend perform live.

Dion magical voice is known worldwide, and just like the Theatre at the Ace Hotel in Los Angeles was filled with her fans expect to see same crowd in her Chicago concert. That also means Celine Dion Chicago Concert Tickets will be sold out fast. Book them now because you are running out of time. The tour announcement made her fans especially delighted. Since this will be her first U.S. tour in over 10 years. Celine continues to give the music industry exceptional French and English songs. She is sure to perform most of them live in her Chicago Concert too.

For three full decades, the pop-star had ruled the world with her distinctive and powerful vocals. She was immediately famous in her native Quebec with a series of French songs. Her true success began with her English-language debut Unison in 1990. Since then she has sung many songs that are still our favorites including the famous classic from the movie “Titanic” titled “My Heart Will Go On”.  "The Power of Love" and "Because You Loved Me" are also some of her best work in English.

Go and see her perform in Chicago, Illinois at United Center on December 1 and maybe she’ll sing one of your favorite songs. Tickets4Chicago offers Celine Dion Chicago Concert Tickets Coupon too so don’t forget to pay a visit and buy. The best-selling artist has sold more than 200 million records. She is best known for her energetic live shows and continues to take over the world.

Celine as the youngest in a musical family of 14 siblings, debuted in a family wedding when she was only 5. Her first song, "Ce N'était Qu'un Réve" ("It Was Only a Dream"), was written with her mother and brother in 1981. She then sends it to producer Rene Angelil, who got so impressed that he put his house on mortgage to finance her album. Angelil later became her husband. She quickly rose to fame as a French singer, but she couldn’t stop there. She learned English Language and released her first English album “Unison” in 1990. It became an instant hit, but her 3rd English album “The Colour of My Love” got her to the peak of fame.

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After a 40-years of a successful career, the singer is still not ready to fade away. Honestly, we don’t want her to either. Celine also covered a few songs like Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" and Eric Carmen's "All By Myself." These songs also got tons of appreciations from the fans.

She has won total 5 Grammy Awards, including prestigious Record of the Year award for “My Heart Will Go On”. Other than that, she has won 20 Juno Awards (Canada's version of the Grammy) and 45 Felix Awards, (Given to Quebecois artists) and has stars on both the Hollywood and Canada Walk of Fame. Also, her 1995 album “D'eux” is the best-selling French album of all time.

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44 for weshire?- bonald-thiccdonald

44: things you said before you kissed me - weshire

thanks for the prompt!!

Joven had known what the truck sounded like when it was breaking down, so Wes knew that it wasn’t the first time that it’d died on him. He’d managed to maneuver it into the ditch before it stopped completely, the lights shuttering off slowly as the radio died, the crooning Celine Dion fading slowly.

“Shit,” Joven slammed his hands against the steering wheel.

“Is it-”

“It’s fucking dead,” he grumbled. “I knew I shouldn’t have bought this fucking bucket of bolts for so cheap.” He rubbed his face with one hand as he mumbled strings of expletives into his palm. 

“Is there a way you can get it running again? You have jumper cables, right?”

“Yeah, but no one takes this road, especially not now.” Joven leaned back in his seat, tapping the clock with the tip of his finger. 

It was well past two am, and they’d desperately wanted to get home. Why they’d decided to take this road, Wes still didn’t quite know.

Joven pulled his phone out of his pocket, pushing open his door as he stepped out of the truck. Wes did the same, pressing into the night air, the warm winds of summer tangling through his hair. 

“Service is bad out here,” Joven rounded the truck. “We’re gonna want to hope I can get a call through or else we’re gonna have to walk to the nearest town.”

Wes sat against the front of the truck as Joven paced the length of it, the phone against his ear. He crossed his fingers behind his back as he walked, biting his lip as he narrowed his eyes.

“Oh thank god,” Joven sighed. Wes listened as Joven talked to the person on the other end of the phone. “Alright. Got it. We’ll be here.” Joven shut his phone off, setting it next to him as he joined Wes on the front of the car.

“How long are we waiting?”

“Three hours,” Joven grinned sarcastically. “Yay.”

“Great,” Wes laid back against the dying warmth of the engine. The stars spread out above him as the breeze blew the scatterings of clouds across the sky like wispy curls of cotton candy. 

Joven sat up for a while before finally giving in and lying back next to Wes. He tucked his hands behind his head, his elbows hanging out above him. 

“Tonight’s been shit.” 

“It wasn’t that bad,” Wes turned over, his hair falling across his face. Joven smiled, his lips pressing softly together as he reached over to brush it away. “Thanks.”

“No prob.”

“But it seriously wasn’t that bad.”

“It was pretty bad,” Joven puffed out a soft breath as he turned back to the sky. “I mean, first we get lost and miss half the concert, and then we got stuck next to those pieces of shit who kept yelling, and now on our way home this happens.” Joven scratched the side of his face. “I’m starting to think that the universe hates me.”

Wes giggled softly, “yeah it probably does.”

“But I mean, what have I done that’s angered the universe so much?”

“Lots of stuff,” Wes shrugged. “Probably starting with the fact that you got those tickets ‘for free’.” He put up quotations.

“I did!” Joven protested. “It’s just...sometimes ‘free’ and ‘stolen’ can mean the same thing.”

“Really Joven?” Wes rolled his eyes. “How did you even manage to do that? I thought the tickets were only online.”

“I have my ways.”

“Course you do,” Wes smiled up at the stars. “You’ve always got a way around something.” He looked over to Joven.

“It’s my specialty,” Joven grinned. He turned, smiling as the two of them made eye contact. Joven held it longer than Wes thought he would, and it made something in his stomach flutter.

Oh not again. He thought. Wes sat up, pulling himself against the windshield of the car. Joven furrowed his eyebrows as he looked up at Wes’s face. 

“Something wrong?”

“Nah,” Wes shrugged. Joven sat up, leaning against the windshield with Wes. 

“You’ve got that face, something’s definitely up.”

Wes looked away, letting his hair block his vision of Joven. “What are we Joven?” Joven blinked slowly, narrowing his eyes again as his eyebrows drew down. “Are we gonna be something more than we already are, or are we just...what we are?” He shook his head. “Did that make sense?”

“I don’t know?”

Wes cleared his throat. “Feelings are weird.”

“Feelings?” Joven’s eyebrows shot up.

“Oh god,” Wes recoiled slowly as he watched Joven’s face. “This...oh...Joven, I’m sorry, I must’ve gotten the wrong impression.”

“Wait, no, no,” Joven brightened. “Oh so-” he smiled- “...do you like me? Like...like me like that.”

Wes cringed into himself “...Yeah.”

“Oh,” Joven smiled. “Good.”

“What?” 

Joven had a scheming expression on his face. “Wait, was this a date?”

“I don’t know,” Wes raised an eyebrow. “Was it?” 

A soft grin began to grow up the sides of Joven’s face. “Because I like you, and you clearly like me, so...”

“Mmm I think it is now,” Wes nodded. His heart began to swell as Joven slid closer to him.

“And most dates tend to end with a kiss.”

“If they go well,” Wes nodded. Joven raised an eyebrow. “And there’s really no one I’d rather be stuck in the middle of nowhere with, so I’d say it’s going pretty well.”

“That’s good,” Joven grinned.

Wes’s hands were around Joven’s neck, and he felt Joven kiss him with the tenderness of the finger tracing the curve of his cheek.

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Reggae former PUSA Hays Eagles

Hi,

I may have figured out how to post pictures on the blog.  I went shopping got three bags of rock salt (a rare commodity these day) and a cheap TV, Preferred IT Solutions installed my new phone system Thursday, my hat's off to John and his crew.  They got my phone bill cut in half and quadrupled my internet speed and best of all I figured out how I will be able to again play my Reggae in the mansion.  So I had to get a smart TV and found this for $100:

Yea it worked.  :)

Business seems to be picking up.  I was sold out for Valentine's Day and almost sold out this past weekend.  I've even been picking up some weekday business.  Room sales (not room revenue) is going to be very good for a February (with my covid special-revenue is mediocre but that's better than many of my fellow small businesses and I am grateful for that.  A lot of my reservations are again  coming through my hated Expedia Group that charge me a 15% commission and I'm converting my new guests to booking directly through my website instead of from Expedia.  I've had several already book repeat visits from my website.

Recently came back from 2 weeks in Florida, darn I needed that.  Split the first week between my friend Jeff that owns The Inn on the Mexican War Streets in St Pete and my brother and his family in Tampa.  Then second week I spend in Lake Worth where I used to live.  Saw a bunch of old friends and ate my fill of Spanish street food.  Came back to this nasty cold weather and snow.  My electric Snow Joe does such a great job when the snow is cold and dry.  It's light and easy to maneuver.  I can do the 140' side walk and parking lot in about 2 hours instead of all day with a shovel.  If you are looking for an affordable snow blower that generally works great checkout the Snow Joe.

Thank god that idiot is out of the White House.  He's left such a mess for poor President Biden to clean up. One of the big things he ignored was this pandemic.  I think the cold blooded bast*** did on purpose to "cull" the dependents on society that aren't multimillionaires.  Get rid of the old people that collect SS and subsidized housing and the poor people.

The best part of his demise, two on my radar, all the companies severing ties to the Trump organization best of all Deutsche Bank has said when his loans are up they will not renew or renegotiate a $400M loan.  So he's going to have to go out and find other lenders and everyone has seen how he operates and I don't think a bank is going to be stupid and buy his bluster, so his terms won't be as favorable as in the past.  And he won't be able to use our Justice system (whom he despises and maligns like our Intelligence agencies) for free and will have to hire lawyers to defend himself from all the civil and criminal law suites.  He may actually go belly up.  :)  :)  :) :)   Mitch Mitch McConnell even suggested that people bring civil and criminal suites against him, damn did that invoke a nasty tweet from DJT.  He did not go out with grace, his legacy will be the first president impeached twice and the first to incite an insurrection.  I never liked the man and you even could say despised him as our PUSA.  In case I haven't said before I worked for him (actually his first bought bride Ivana) at Trump Towers in Atlantic City for a year and knew the small business owner (Nicolas Jacobsen) in West Palm Beach he refused to pay the $33,977 for three chandeliers he installed in Mar-a-Lago ballroom in 2005.  And here we are in 2021 and Mr. Jacobsen is now filing a defamation lawsuit against Trump for $1M.

The Problem with America isn't a racial issue.  We are all fed up with the lies and deceit coming from our elected officials or their appointed persons.  The double talk out of them is so infuriating.  Big and small issues, you can't believe anything they say,  And we all know they are lying to us.  Water quality is a blatant example of this.  Flint MI bureaucrats lied for years about lead in their water system and then PGH water authority did the same.  Until the feds came in and called them up on it.  DJT really hit the nail on the head with this, maybe he's not as stupid as I think he is. His constant whining about the fake news really hit home with many people.  Instead of focusing on all the "fake news" out there he only zeroed in on news against him.

While I'm whining, I went to Penn State and was fed up with the ivory tower mentality of the administration way back then.  When the Jerry Sandusky scandal broke and the then president Graham Spanier did all the double talk and back tracking "he didn't know anything" the l lost all respect for PSU's administration.  And Spanier continued to receive his pay, even though he was accused of criminal behavior.  Shouldn't universities set an example of how things should be run?

Speaking of higher education, I like what Robert Morris University is doing.  They have teamed up with local community colleges where you can enroll at the community college and get direct credits much more affordable than RMU's cost.  A nice alternative if you have anyone thinking of pursuing a college degree. I know they already have an agreement with Beaver County Community College and believe they are working on an agreement with Community College of Allegheny.

Have you been watching the Hay's Eagle nest on the web cam?  They now have 3 eggs.  The other day, some stupid racoon climbed the tree to get at the eggs, mom would have nothing to do with it, she really got upset and showed him who's boss before dad showed up as back up.  It was pretty funny.

Celine Dion is scheduled to perform at PPG Paints Arena September 24, get your tickets because she's sure to sell out and be sure to book at The Parador.  Remember it's a five minute walk from my Inn to the "T" (our light rail system) and then a five minute walk to the Arena from the Steel Plaza station and the "T"'s free.  No hassles driving, parking or if you imbibe concerns about a DUI.  Book soon here if you want a one night visit, when I start selling out, I will bump it up to a two night minimum.  :)

Speaking of concerts, Kenney Chesney will be at Heinz Field June 12 and I still have 2 rooms left.  Def Leppard, Mtley Crue  Joan Jett will be at PNC Park July 22 and I still have some rooms left.

Well, I'm tired and going to sign off, I should have my Reggae set up by Thursday, waiting on a part.  That might motivate me to do another blog this coming weekend.  Take care, keep warm, stay safe and say hi to a neighbor,

ed

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Celine Dion

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"Yeees, you are the prettiest girl in the world. And the smartest and the most talented in everything. It’s true, because your mommy said so" – No, I don't need anyone else telling me this, I have a mirror, and a brain, working perfectly, unlike you, your minions and some people of this fanbase, who run behind a guy, who despises them, and who spend a fortune (shows, CDs, among other things) on someone, who doesn't give a shit about his fans. Do I need to say more, or is that enough? ;)

When are you gonna get it through your thick head that this is what's my version of entertainment?It may be waaaaaay different than yours, obviously.You may spend 475 dollars and wait in line for 5 hours to make sure you get to scream and swoon and moist over the lead singer from the first row.While you do that, I'm the one who's gonna buy a cheap high-up-in-the-bleachers ticket for 40 bucks and saunter in the arena barely 5 minutes before curtain call.You in the front row will be lucky if you get to grab that Snickers bar you smuggled in your back pocket to silence your growling tummy because you can't leave your spot for a trip to the goodies stand - and those adult diapers will come in handy sooner or later too, all the while being kicked and elbowed by your "family members".I on the other hand will be munching on poppies and sippin' on a nice big ice cold beverage while kicking back on my very own seat, not getting dehydrated or bruised or even getting up despite the singer screaming that "This isn't a Celine Dion concert!"You may get actual Messiah sweat on you, and maybe even split-second eye contact.I will observe the band and crowd via binoculars - and may even catch some backstage visuals which you from the front row will miss because there's always a burly bodyguard blocking your view whenever VK peeks from the shadows.You'll probs whooo ooos your way through Walkie to the point of actual blood dripping from your vocal chords.I'll tap my foot and hum along.After the show you'll rush to the back entrance in hopes of a sneak peek and then rush to their hotel entrance in hopes of an invite to nibble on a conda.I'll rush back to tumblr to share every little detail from the show.See?Same event, two wildly different experiences.(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)

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27 Of My Most Cringeworthy Moments From My Early Twenties I Will Recount Here For Your Entertainment

If you are my mother or my father or are in any way affiliated with them, please stop reading right here. Unless you’re Aunt Julie. Because you can hang, Jules.

1. I once locked myself into a bathroom with several cases of beer, because the cops showed up to a college party. I declared it my throne and proceeded to continue to drink cans of Coors Light for over an hour BY MYSELF until I decided it was safe to emerge.

2. After my 21st birthday party, I fell asleep on my staircase with my tights midway down my legs cradling my then baby dog and assuring her over and over, “You’re so beautiful.” I woke up to her chewing on my hair.

3. I played Peter Pan in college and had some sort of weird virus that resulted in 85% of my body being covered in hives. I was released from the ER after my school’s health center sent me there post thinking I was going into anaphylactic shock, but I had to do press and several photo shoots for the show. So now, there are photos of me (that yes, you can find) dressed as Peter Pan, flying around, while on several milligrams of Valium. Gives a whole new meaning to “flying high.” (sorry I had to.)

4. Once I got drunk in a field solely so I could hang out with a goat named Penelope. Here’s a picture:

5. My boyfriend for the latter half of my early twenties was around a year younger than me. So he couldn’t drink with me (in public anyway) at my 22nd and instead had to take care of me, bless his heart. On my 21st birthday a friend had challenged me to take a shot of SUPER cheap whiskey and I’d managed to do it. On my 22nd I tried to complete that same challenge and ended up puking into a cloth napkin, and sneakily throwing it away in the trash. My boyfriend promptly took me home after.

6. Another throw up story (let’s just stick with the theme) involved a pint glass. A party was being thrown at my ex’s house and naturally, I didn’t want to attend. One of my best guyfriend’s offered to accompany me to a bar near said ex’s place called “The Town And Country Lounge” which is a bar in a refurbished double wide. We sat there for approximately two to three hours, drinking cheap beer and shooting whiskey. The last shot of Jameson I did didn’t sit well, and I ended up methodically vomitting into the pint glass next to me, filling it straight to the brim. Surprisingly though, I didn’t spill.

7. At 25 I got so heated with a cab driver after a long night that he ended up calling the police on me. From my own phone. Saving that whole story for my eventual Lifetime movie. But it happened.

8. I went to a One Direction concert and a stranger who was drunk and talking animatedly with his hands clocked me straight in the face. I told him it was okay, I missed Zayn too. Again here’s a photo from said evening:

9. At 25 I sent presents to some dude who wrote for the same website as me, because I thought it meant we’d be friends. Now I’m pretty sure he just wanted to have phone sex (never did) because he was lonely as he stopped talking to me the SECOND there was a possibility of us hanging out IRL. Learn from my mistakes kids: don’t send flat-brims to people just because they’re sad. Save that money.

10. I left my number on more coasters and napkins for cute bartenders than I can even remember. It’s not really a cute move though, and I fully shake my head at myself now.

11. I sort of notoriously trolled a guy on Tinder and wrote about it. It made a lot of people really mad. I still stand by my original intent of writing the piece, which was/is that it’s kind of fucked up that we laugh when people threaten us or harass us or even just get rude, but I didn’t execute this well at all. Like honestly, I am linking to it and saying, “I think this ispoorlywritten and I am the one who wrote it.” BUT – I don’t believe in deleting work even when I don’t really relate to it anymore or even when it doesn’t garner the reaction I was hoping for. Instead I just shake my head when I get random messages about this piece (yes, even over a year later) and use it as a reminder to always do better.

12.After my first big breakup I decided to get out of a dodge for a bit and flew home to be with my parents and my childhood best friends. Only problem, I was flying out of my college town on my ex’s birthday. And apparently, his parents were also flying out on the same flight to go on vacation. I was in first class (not bougie – just the only ticket that was available) and they had to awkwardly stand beside me waiting to get to their seats. One of my absolute least favorite memories.

13. I impulsively got a tattoo with a sort of boyfriend one day on my ribs. I didn’t really WANT a rib tattoo but this dude told me it was “so sexy” so I caved. I also made the mistake of not going to a reputable artist, and frankly the tattoo looks like shit now. Eventually I’ll get it covered up but for now, the scratchy quote stays. Here’s another a picture so you can see visual representation of my mistakes!! Yay!

"curiosity often leads to trouble."

A photo posted by Kendra Syrdal (@kendrasyrdal) on Apr 6, 2013 at 4:58pm PDT

14. Once I went out on a date with a guy who actually, seriously quoted that fucking AWFUL book about picking up women called and I didn’t leave. Not only did I not leave, but I let him stay the night at my apartment (didn’t hook up with him because I maintained SOME level of self-respect) AND let him shower in the morning. He used my brand new, pretty spendy Sephora bubble bath as body wash, and opened brand new shampoo. He wanted to have a “discussion” after I told him I wasn’t interested in seeing him again. Yeah…I pick winners.

15.For my 20th birthday party I threw a joint birthday party with my friend Nicki that was “P” themed. This meant everyone who came to the party had to come dressed as something that started with the letter P. (Best costume was this dude Kyle who came as the preamble. It was gold.) The only other rule was that no one could come as a princess because that’s what Nicki and I were being. I dressed like this:

16.I was so in love with a boy that I bought him Decemberists tickets for literally no reason. Actually, come to think of it, a lot of the moments where I look at my younger self and go, “What the actual fuck were you thinking?!” have to do with spending money on boys who didn’t appreciate me. My therapist told me that I show affection through material goods because I have difficulty expressing emotions. Whatever, I’m working on it.

17.I have written so many prose pieces about guys who I knew were pulling away from me in a sad, pathetic attempt to try and make them see that I was worth their time and attention. Spoiler alert: If a guy doesn’t even read your stuff to begin with, this will literally never work.

18. At 23 I went to Las Vegas for my best friend’s 21st birthday and the two of us go so lit up before going to the wax museum that we found a karaoke machine (it’s next to the was figure of Simon Cowell) and started serenading the entire museum with renditions of Celine Dion hits like “Taking Chances” and “The Power of Love.” We attempted to shake his hand after. We cleared the room of 70+ people. What I’m saying is, it was embarrassing.

19. I was really bad about remembering to renew my tags for my car in college and was pulled over for said offense one summer, and still didn’t renew my tags. 7 months (yes I know, I was/am the worst) later I was pulled over AGAIN for the same thing. Apparently there was a warrant out for my arrest and the officer decided midnight was the appropriate time to lecture me about this. Catch? I had just finished a performance ofwhich, if you’re not familiar, is set in Japan. So I was in FULL kabuki makeup while this policeman decided to lecture me about my fuck up. I was sobbing, Ben Nye makeup was smearing everywhere, he felt pretty bad. It was overall just a mess. But I didn’t go to jail. Thanks, Missoula Cop who didn’t take me in while I was still rocking the geisha makeup. I really appreciate it.

20.Iwas feeling vulnerable and sad one Halloween and decided the cure to this was hooking up with my friend’s much younger, VERY hot, trying to be a stripper friend. It was fine, it was whatever. But we hooked up on the floor of an apartment which was basically concrete. I ended up slipping a disc, bruising my tailbone, and having to spend the next 3 months getting chiropractic work to make my back okay again.He was hot, but not hot enough to justify that amount of back pain. #srynotsry

21.I got violently ill once from antibiotics and promptly shit in my leggings after trusting the fart. There is more to the story but again, saving it for my future bestseller.

22. I thought this was a good look. And also did this in public.

23.In college I played Columbia in the live musical version of where, for the midnight shows only, we were topless. I debated about it, but it was a paid gig and I felt fine about it so I decided sure, why not. My boyfriend at the time was NOT okay with it. I later found out he adamantly REFUSED to let his friends come to the show, even going so far as to pay them back for the tickets they had already purchased. I didn’t find this out for years and it still makes me super embarrassed for his behavior.

24.A guy broke up with me when I was 25 because I didn’t make enough eye contact. That was his honest to god reason. (Still bitter.)

25.I went on a mini vacation with some friends to Austin, Texas for my 26th birthday and decided to really just GO for it when I was there. This meant doing one of the ultimate “why not” moments: the Tinder one night stand. Only problem? We didn’t know our way around Texas and I didn’t bring any condoms. So my solution was to have Postmates deliver them. I didn’t even try to play it off and ordered like, chips and gum to make it better. I straight up just ordered a box of 16 Trojan’s to the AirBnb. The delivery man was loling, my “date” was loling, my friends were loling. It was lols all around. 10/10 recommend.

26. A friend of mine came to Seattle for an audition and I took her out one night to blow off some steam/show her the city. We ended up drinking all night with a professional indoor soccer team from Vegas, and I definitely got naked in a photobooth with a bunch of them. Somehow though, I still didn’t get laid. Only I could be one of two girls surrounded by a bunch of guys who were hot, professional athletes, show them all of my tattoos that required me taking my clothes off, and end up going home to eat queso in bed.

27.I lived. I made memories. Or I had those memories told back to me because I didn’t really…well… them. And even though sometimes that makes me all “god dammit smdh” I honestly think it’s pretty dope that I have all of these stories – cringeworthy or what have you.

Plus I once peed on my neighbor’s lawn furniture because she was threatening to call the cops on my Harry Potter themed party. And you can’t pay money for those kinds of stories.

Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/08/30/27-of-my-most-cringeworthy-moments-from-my-early-twenties-i-will-recount-here-for-your-entertainment/

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27 Of My Most Cringeworthy Moments From My Early Twenties I Will Recount Here For Your Entertainment

If you are my mother or my father or are in any way affiliated with them, please stop reading right here. Unless you’re Aunt Julie. Because you can hang, Jules.

1. I once locked myself into a bathroom with several cases of beer, because the cops showed up to a college party. I declared it my throne and proceeded to continue to drink cans of Coors Light for over an hour BY MYSELF until I decided it was safe to emerge.

2. After my 21st birthday party, I fell asleep on my staircase with my tights midway down my legs cradling my then baby dog and assuring her over and over, “You’re so beautiful.” I woke up to her chewing on my hair.

3. I played Peter Pan in college and had some sort of weird virus that resulted in 85% of my body being covered in hives. I was released from the ER after my school’s health center sent me there post thinking I was going into anaphylactic shock, but I had to do press and several photo shoots for the show. So now, there are photos of me (that yes, you can find) dressed as Peter Pan, flying around, while on several milligrams of Valium. Gives a whole new meaning to “flying high.” (sorry I had to.)

4. Once I got drunk in a field solely so I could hang out with a goat named Penelope. Here’s a picture:

5. My boyfriend for the latter half of my early twenties was around a year younger than me. So he couldn’t drink with me (in public anyway) at my 22nd and instead had to take care of me, bless his heart. On my 21st birthday a friend had challenged me to take a shot of SUPER cheap whiskey and I’d managed to do it. On my 22nd I tried to complete that same challenge and ended up puking into a cloth napkin, and sneakily throwing it away in the trash. My boyfriend promptly took me home after.

6. Another throw up story (let’s just stick with the theme) involved a pint glass. A party was being thrown at my ex’s house and naturally, I didn’t want to attend. One of my best guyfriend’s offered to accompany me to a bar near said ex’s place called “The Town And Country Lounge” which is a bar in a refurbished double wide. We sat there for approximately two to three hours, drinking cheap beer and shooting whiskey. The last shot of Jameson I did didn’t sit well, and I ended up methodically vomitting into the pint glass next to me, filling it straight to the brim. Surprisingly though, I didn’t spill.

7. At 25 I got so heated with a cab driver after a long night that he ended up calling the police on me. From my own phone. Saving that whole story for my eventual Lifetime movie. But it happened.

8. I went to a One Direction concert and a stranger who was drunk and talking animatedly with his hands clocked me straight in the face. I told him it was okay, I missed Zayn too. Again here’s a photo from said evening:

9. At 25 I sent presents to some dude who wrote for the same website as me, because I thought it meant we’d be friends. Now I’m pretty sure he just wanted to have phone sex (never did) because he was lonely as he stopped talking to me the SECOND there was a possibility of us hanging out IRL. Learn from my mistakes kids: don’t send flat-brims to people just because they’re sad. Save that money.

10. I left my number on more coasters and napkins for cute bartenders than I can even remember. It’s not really a cute move though, and I fully shake my head at myself now.

11. I sort of notoriously trolled a guy on Tinder and wrote about it. It made a lot of people really mad. I still stand by my original intent of writing the piece, which was/is that it’s kind of fucked up that we laugh when people threaten us or harass us or even just get rude, but I didn’t execute this well at all. Like honestly, I am linking to it and saying, “I think this ispoorlywritten and I am the one who wrote it.” BUT – I don’t believe in deleting work even when I don’t really relate to it anymore or even when it doesn’t garner the reaction I was hoping for. Instead I just shake my head when I get random messages about this piece (yes, even over a year later) and use it as a reminder to always do better.

12.After my first big breakup I decided to get out of a dodge for a bit and flew home to be with my parents and my childhood best friends. Only problem, I was flying out of my college town on my ex’s birthday. And apparently, his parents were also flying out on the same flight to go on vacation. I was in first class (not bougie – just the only ticket that was available) and they had to awkwardly stand beside me waiting to get to their seats. One of my absolute least favorite memories.

13. I impulsively got a tattoo with a sort of boyfriend one day on my ribs. I didn’t really WANT a rib tattoo but this dude told me it was “so sexy” so I caved. I also made the mistake of not going to a reputable artist, and frankly the tattoo looks like shit now. Eventually I’ll get it covered up but for now, the scratchy quote stays. Here’s another a picture so you can see visual representation of my mistakes!! Yay!

“curiosity often leads to trouble.”

A photo posted by Kendra Syrdal (@kendrasyrdal) on Apr 6, 2013 at 4:58pm PDT

14. Once I went out on a date with a guy who actually, seriously quoted that fucking AWFUL book about picking up women called and I didn’t leave. Not only did I not leave, but I let him stay the night at my apartment (didn’t hook up with him because I maintained SOME level of self-respect) AND let him shower in the morning. He used my brand new, pretty spendy Sephora bubble bath as body wash, and opened brand new shampoo. He wanted to have a “discussion” after I told him I wasn’t interested in seeing him again. Yeah…I pick winners.

15.For my 20th birthday party I threw a joint birthday party with my friend Nicki that was “P” themed. This meant everyone who came to the party had to come dressed as something that started with the letter P. (Best costume was this dude Kyle who came as the preamble. It was gold.) The only other rule was that no one could come as a princess because that’s what Nicki and I were being. I dressed like this:

16.I was so in love with a boy that I bought him Decemberists tickets for literally no reason. Actually, come to think of it, a lot of the moments where I look at my younger self and go, “What the actual fuck were you thinking?!” have to do with spending money on boys who didn’t appreciate me. My therapist told me that I show affection through material goods because I have difficulty expressing emotions. Whatever, I’m working on it.

17.I have written so many prose pieces about guys who I knew were pulling away from me in a sad, pathetic attempt to try and make them see that I was worth their time and attention. Spoiler alert: If a guy doesn’t even read your stuff to begin with, this will literally never work.

18. At 23 I went to Las Vegas for my best friend’s 21st birthday and the two of us go so lit up before going to the wax museum that we found a karaoke machine (it’s next to the was figure of Simon Cowell) and started serenading the entire museum with renditions of Celine Dion hits like “Taking Chances” and “The Power of Love.” We attempted to shake his hand after. We cleared the room of 70+ people. What I’m saying is, it was embarrassing.

19. I was really bad about remembering to renew my tags for my car in college and was pulled over for said offense one summer, and still didn’t renew my tags. 7 months (yes I know, I was/am the worst) later I was pulled over AGAIN for the same thing. Apparently there was a warrant out for my arrest and the officer decided midnight was the appropriate time to lecture me about this. Catch? I had just finished a performance ofwhich, if you’re not familiar, is set in Japan. So I was in FULL kabuki makeup while this policeman decided to lecture me about my fuck up. I was sobbing, Ben Nye makeup was smearing everywhere, he felt pretty bad. It was overall just a mess. But I didn’t go to jail. Thanks, Missoula Cop who didn’t take me in while I was still rocking the geisha makeup. I really appreciate it.

20.Iwas feeling vulnerable and sad one Halloween and decided the cure to this was hooking up with my friend’s much younger, VERY hot, trying to be a stripper friend. It was fine, it was whatever. But we hooked up on the floor of an apartment which was basically concrete. I ended up slipping a disc, bruising my tailbone, and having to spend the next 3 months getting chiropractic work to make my back okay again.He was hot, but not hot enough to justify that amount of back pain. #srynotsry

21.I got violently ill once from antibiotics and promptly shit in my leggings after trusting the fart. There is more to the story but again, saving it for my future bestseller.

22. I thought this was a good look. And also did this in public.

23.In college I played Columbia in the live musical version of where, for the midnight shows only, we were topless. I debated about it, but it was a paid gig and I felt fine about it so I decided sure, why not. My boyfriend at the time was NOT okay with it. I later found out he adamantly REFUSED to let his friends come to the show, even going so far as to pay them back for the tickets they had already purchased. I didn’t find this out for years and it still makes me super embarrassed for his behavior.

24.A guy broke up with me when I was 25 because I didn’t make enough eye contact. That was his honest to god reason. (Still bitter.)

25.I went on a mini vacation with some friends to Austin, Texas for my 26th birthday and decided to really just GO for it when I was there. This meant doing one of the ultimate “why not” moments: the Tinder one night stand. Only problem? We didn’t know our way around Texas and I didn’t bring any condoms. So my solution was to have Postmates deliver them. I didn’t even try to play it off and ordered like, chips and gum to make it better. I straight up just ordered a box of 16 Trojan’s to the AirBnb. The delivery man was loling, my “date” was loling, my friends were loling. It was lols all around. 10/10 recommend.

26. A friend of mine came to Seattle for an audition and I took her out one night to blow off some steam/show her the city. We ended up drinking all night with a professional indoor soccer team from Vegas, and I definitely got naked in a photobooth with a bunch of them. Somehow though, I still didn’t get laid. Only I could be one of two girls surrounded by a bunch of guys who were hot, professional athletes, show them all of my tattoos that required me taking my clothes off, and end up going home to eat queso in bed.

27.I lived. I made memories. Or I had those memories told back to me because I didn’t really…well… them. And even though sometimes that makes me all “god dammit smdh” I honestly think it’s pretty dope that I have all of these stories – cringeworthy or what have you.

Plus I once peed on my neighbor’s lawn furniture because she was threatening to call the cops on my Harry Potter themed party. And you can’t pay money for those kinds of stories.

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