#Client Reach

[ifindtaxpro]

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[blueintimeart]

“…What can I do, Holmes? Of course, it was that damned fellow who set them on. I'll go and thrash the hide off him if you give the word.” - The Illustrious Client “You are right,” he cried with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive." - The Three Garridebs

Text Parallels here. ID in alt.

[readwing]

I quite like The Blue Carbuncle, not in the least because Holmes spends a portion of it truly lounging no other

[okkennymay]

Commission for @jaxinkh

Ooooo lookin fiIIINE Jason Todd! Ahhh This new year has been going better than I'd ever hoped it could!~ Ahh You waited so long Jaxinkh, Thank you for being so patient- I'm most definitely putting a disclaimer on my next commission page that the times they may take may vary wildly thanks to my health o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

[blueintime]

Parallels

The Illustrious Client & The Three Garridebs

[immensity-to-dream]

au where claw, not yet seeking world domination, is in the business of ousting and punishing fake psychics. suzuki sends serizawa to figure out if reigen's a fraud, but he forgets to factor in the power of gay tendencies. and also its the 1970s.

[headspace-moving-ninja-turtles]

Hello! May I please request a condo level farmhouse? It’s located at the edges a sorta Ren-Faire vibe village, non-modern. Very cottagecore. There are three bedrooms but two are for NPC residents (parents’ bedroom & preteen brother bedroom), so you only have to focus on one: a 17 year old lady, loves gardening and the farm animals. She does self-care and schoolwork for the system. Very flowery room too, please! I hope that’s not all too much! ^^

Condo Level Farmhouse!

General Vibes: It’s very cozy, a bit run down as well but that just adds to the charm of the place. A well lived in, almost rustic space with a bit of everything sprinkled around. It’s the kind of place that feels kind of bubbly and makes you want to dance in the fields outside.

General Living Area: The general living area is a large living room, there’s a love set to the right of the couch and a recliner to the left, the place has built-in bookshelves filled with leatherback books all around the room save for the winds to the left of the furniture. To the right is a set of stairs and doorway to the kitchen. Old animal head trophies are hung around the room while pelts are used as carpets and blankets. It generally feels relaxing and communal, letting there be a thick blanket of safety coating the room. A very cottagecore, simple, and cozy room in general.

Kitchen: The kitchen is a relatively tidy spot but there always seems to be some batter or flour left out. There’s a plate of cookies on the counter that refills daily- whether or not it’s automatic or if someone makes them all but doesn’t admit it is a mystery. It’s a nice kitchen, mostly in green, browns, and off-white with green cabinets openable via copper handles and marble countertops. It feels somewhat creative but mostly encouraging and homey as if it’ll be able to lift you up somehow. It’s definitely cottage core but more bakery in terms of vibes.

Meeting Room: The meeting room is the dining room, the table is made out of spruce or a similar dark wood- a vase of flowers that never wilt, sitting in the middle and small-ish, easy to take care of houseplants hanging in the corners of the room. The table’s rectangular but set up so no one sits on the ends. The vibes in this room are similar to those in the living room but a bit more formal and talkative competitively. Definitely a bit of gardening/greenhouse aesthetic in the room.

Individual Room #1: The room is mostly green with accents of pink every once and a while. It’s a cozy place with layers of thick blankets laid across the bed and one on the desk chair. Plants are everywhere- hanging from the ceiling and on the window sills. The room has two external walls and lets lots of sunlight in. The wallpaper is painted with various flowers carefully and several blankets are embroidered with similar designs. It generally has a naturalistic, calming, and comfortable vibe making it the perfect room to relax and take things at your own pace. Aesthetically, it definitely leans into a flowery gardening type of aesthetic and just a tad away from the cottagecore- going more ren fair.

Individual Room #2: The parent’s room is pretty plain- made up mostly of creams and browns- but is still rather inviting. It’s not too large- furnished only with a carpet, king sized bed, two nightstands, clothes wardrobe, and many family pictures. It’s simple but warm and cozy, letting a calm air fill the area. Its vibes are generally simple but welcoming in its simplicity and aesthetically it’s pretty cozy minimalist.

Individual Room #3: The room’s mainly in blue and green with a twin sized bed pushed into the corner. There’s only one window in the room but it’s pretty big and lasts in a lot of natural light. The bed is unmade and has a couple of plushies laid on it. Vibe wise it’s pretty playful and somewhat competitive but definitely has room for tired relaxation. Its aesthetic is definitely a bit more modern version of cottagecore with a sprinkle of kidcore hidden throughout.

[ihavea-natural-curiosity]

hey so a Cool Horse Fact i learned today after interacting with horses for the first time in almost 10 years is that sometimes the really friendly ones will just. rub their faces on you like some horrifyingly massive cat?? or maybe it was just that specific one. but still!!

i don’t have any pictures of that horse or the other 3 but he was a pretty big guy (at least compared to me/what i’m used to) and i believe i gained trust with the owner of said horses because i did NOT fall over at all no matter how adamant the big idiot was about attempting to dump me on my ass in the water basin lol

i love him even though he got dust and white hair all over me

[ellipuukangas]

Rats. Rats. Giant rats.

<3

[byanyan]

...byan energy

[ejacutastic]

I don't remember if I posted about this already but I had a client at my work who brought in their computer for it running slow (failing hdd) and I found a .txt file on their desktop from a scammer showing they'd paid $499 for a purchase of Windows 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20

[asinglesock]

it's exactly as the wise and insightful @findusinaweek said. everything will be okay. also, everything will smell like garlic.

[grotesquism]

bf and i are going to florida next month to get tatted and im sooooo excited

[headspace-moving-ninja-turtles]

hi, we hope you’re doing well and wanted to say we love your theme! if it’s alright, could we have a kinda old horror-y themed house tier? thank you so so much!

(inspiration would likely be the baker house from re7 ^_^)

House Level Old House- wait, what was that sound?

Tw: (fake) blood, creepy/realistic eyes, unreality(?).

General Vibes: It’s generally creepy, like it literally got pulled out of a horror movie. Every floor board creeks just a bit too loud and despite it being relatively unclean certain things are almost too clean for no reason. Certain items in the house are in rooms they definitely don’t belong to but no one ever moves them. To be in the house it too feels like you’re being watched and you’re never quite sure who is who.

General Living Area: The living room’s a bit too fancy to be called a living room but a tad too casual to be called something along the lines of the main hall. The furniture is almost always going to be dirty in some way due to its age and thick coats of dust often end up thrown into the air with just a light touch. There’s an overwhelming creepy feeling as if nothing quite adds up in the room though it doesn’t tend to affect residents too much. Though, perhaps that’s just because they have that same energy surrounding them. For everything being aesthetically an old unkempt haunted mansion, the furniture is surprisingly comfortable- maybe too comfortable

Kitchen: The kitchen is never quite clean, the white tiles remain dirty no matter who cleans them. The dishes are all cracked and all fine china with rather creepy designs on them, none of them match but any attempt to separate them increases the creepy feeling of the house tenfold. Trays are left lying around and the sink’s full of dishes. Aprons are always left hanging up tidily though. The floor tiles are cracked and it’s unsafe to step inside without shoes on. Sometimes a strange smell fills the air- it’s indiscernible. The dinner table is shoved half haphazardly somewhere inside. Every morning, the table has to be cleared- even if it was done after dinner, the food never looks the same as whatever was last eaten on the plates.

Meeting Room: The study is a small room and it’s a squeeze to get everyone to fit inside. However, it rather strangely feels just old and surprisingly comfortable like a safe space from the creepy aura of the rest of the home. The desk has been pushed to a corner of a room to clear up space and several comfortable chairs moved in as well. The desk is still sometimes used though most of the drawers have been locked for a long time and people tend to sit on them. Every once and a while it feels like someone’s watching but instead of the overwhelming sensation of the rest of the house it feels more like a kindly grandfather checking in on you. It usually fades pretty fast.

Entertainment Room: The entertainment room is an older game room with what looks like a very old black and white box TV shoved somewhere inside. Inside is a poker and black jack table alongside a couple of couches. The table the tv is placed on looks like a nightstand that is gradually broken down and is definitely stolen from another room.

Individual Room #1:  An old children’s room. The wallpaper is curling and half of it seems to only be used for storage. It plays a creepy lullaby through a music box no one can turn off or break. The room is highly unsettling for adults but children don’t mind and actually feel rather protective when it’s inside. It’s mainly off-white with dull accent colors all around.

Individual Room #2: A master bedroom, it just feels empty. The bed is always made unless someone’s sleeping in it and there’s no decorations at all, just some more furniture. A dresser to the left of the bed and an empty vanity & chair on the right. It’s not exactly unsettling compared to the rest of the house but the empty feeling may cause some anxiety.

Outside: The old-house is off-white and rather worn-down. It's obvious the house is pretty large and there's only two floors. It's obvious that no one's been properly maintaining it. Vines crawl up the side almost shyly, covered in thorns. It has a covered porch and sometimes you can see what seems to be ghosts lurking in the windows.

View: On one side of the house all you can see is a valley filled with forestry, it has a notably creepy feeling to it and it’s always filled with mist and fog, you can see a wire fence and foreboding signs no less than a couple feet in. On the other side is simply a ghost town, worn down and no doubt long abandoned, graves are scattered around randomly. If you look out the attic windows all you’ll see is eyes- personally, I’d recommend closing the blinds before blinking.

[miss-scrawl]

I don't know shit about painting. I just hope this client likes this orz

[tojisun]

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