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“squid game season 2” this, “look at all the new characters” that-MY KING IS NOT PRESENT SO WHATS THE POINT????

I’LL NEVER FORGET YOU ALI!!!!

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NO I GET THIS!!

I get that gi-hun, sang-woo, sae-byeok are the main trio cause they were final three, but Ali is just as important!! Gi-hun would have died if it weren’t for him, he was the strongest in their group, and it sucks to see people in the fandom leave him out but it sucks even more when I feel like he was barely mentioned after his death and that we didn’t even get a NAME DROP in season 2 that’s all I want please!!

I can believe deep down in my heart Ali’s death did have an impact on Gi-hun (obviously it would impact Ali’s family too but 1. They don’t reallllyhhyyh know technically and 2. Doubt we’re ever going to see them) but I just wanna have this idea validated by the series just a bit

others: b-but what if Sang-woo and Sae-byeok somehow survived👉👈 w-what if they're alive👉👈 and we might see them in season 3-

me: HWANG DONG-HYUK NAME DROP ALI IN SEASON 3 AT LEAST ONCE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

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A sonic spinoff series centering around a queer man and an emo hedgehog feels like it was written in the stars how has this not been greenlit yet

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SEASON 6 SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT AND ITS MARC CENTRIC BABY WOOOHOOOOOOO

MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD HAS COME HOME AUUUGHHHOOGUGHGHGHGH THEY’RE FINALLY HERE HE LOOKS SO GOOD MY BABY IS HERE!!

THEY LOOK SO GOOD THEIR FIT?? THE HAIR RENDERING AUUGHGOGOOHHGHH I’M EATING GOOD GOOD FOOD SCRUMPTIOUS MEAL

AND THIS ONE??? MY CHILD LOOKS SPLENDID AS ALWAYS AND CAPRIKID???? THE WAY HES LOOKING AT THEM WAUUUUGHHHHH HE WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD OUUUUGHHH

MARC STANS?? WINNING!!!

MARCANIEL STANS?? WINNING

I FINALLY KNOW PEACE THESE TWO SCREENCAPS WILL KEEP ME OVER UNTIL WE ACTUALLY GET SOME DIALOGUE FOR THEM BUT FOR NOW?? DELICIOUS IM EATING THEM NOM NOM NOM WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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I am SO FULL of Aliwoo brain worms but I also love the idea of Gi-hun x Ali x Sang-woo cause the implication is that Sang-woo is an absolute DILF magnet but the only dilfs he attracts have high amount of babygirl energy with puppy dog eyes

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@coffbeanie NO WAYYYY this is basically what happened to my mom. she saw elvis live at the rodeo as a teenager in the 70s and she was sooooo mad because she WANTED to see the jackson five!! boo!!!!! then when she was in her 20s and dating my dad, she convinced my dad to go back to school, and he had to write a huge paper about a celebrity for a sociology or philosophy class or something... i think something about modern icons or celebrity worship or something. and my mom was like duh, you gotta write it on elvis! and he was like girl i don't know anything about him. so she was like okay i'll do the research for you (this is academic dishonesty do NOT try this at home) and then in the process became kind of fixated on and fascinated with this concept of elvis as being, in her words, "the original elvis impersonator" and the prototype for how creatives like musicians actors etc get dehumanized as money printers, which still happens today. okay sorry for hitting you back with another text wall i just think there's soooo much meat on the bone of Elvis As Person Versus Elvis As Idea and the idea that multiple people have become their circle's Elvis Guy via writing an essay about him is so fascinating

genuinely kind of pissed off about how my enjoyment many of my favorite characters can be traced back to being raised under the influence of my mom's intense, possibly parasocial elvis obsession.

some of them have surface-level traits, like black hair and blue eyes, or flashy iconic clothes like caped jumpsuits or hawaiian shirts. some of them are charismatic ladykillers. some of them are so gotdang yeehaw. some of them have fuckoff insane amounts of money, and some of them spiral into an early grave as their fabricated persona consumes them. and tbh, some of them are just straight-up elvis impersonators.

if your fictional man has even a single allele of elvis in him, it's too late. he's my teddy bear. i'm gonna put a chain around his neck and lead him anywhere

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thinking about how The Lego Ninjago Movie gave us the high school setting and vigilante set up and did NOTHING with it

What electives do they take? What clubs are they in? Can they even be in clubs or does Wu forbid it cause it gets in the way of their Secret Ninja force?? Have they made plans for after high school??? I NEEDED CUTE HIGH SCHOOL SHENANIGANS!!!

if u giveeeeeee me a minute i will return with some hcs!! (for canon characters and my ocs cause im weak for my ocs <3)

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The contrast between the only two MarcNath drawings I’ve done amuses me

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Tim and Brian most def cuddled in bed if they had to do on campus housing (cause like ik for my school its a requirement) so imagine its late af and one of them doesn’t wanna go back to their dorm so they just have to share the one twin xl

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I’m in college now (can’t believe they made college from marble hornets a real thing) so uhhh where’s the part where I meet the Brian Thomas to my Tim Wright

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My biggest weakness is a handsome man with big beautiful brown eyes if he looks at me slightly sad I’m giving him ALL my marbles

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COIN OPERATED BOY IN THE NEWEST CREATURE COMMANDOS EPISODE FOR GI ROBOT LETS GOOOO!!!!!

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MINOR SONIC 3 SPOILERS (but just scroll fast its not important to the plot just a funny thought i had)

The whole snapcube sonic dub bit of shadow going “i fucked your wife eggman” ‘i pissed on your wife eggman” is funnier in context of the movie when you remember Shadow and Stone were just kinda by themselves in the crab for a bit in the movie.

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The excitement I got from seeing Oswald holding a top hat and and him with that yellow vest with his suit was IMMEDIATELY taken away when I saw Eve dressed like his mom this man is a FREAK

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“London Special trailer this” “Season 6 trailer that” I NEED TO SEE HOW MY BABY LOOKS IN THE NEW ANIMATION STYLE WHERE IS HE??? PLEASE MIRACULOUS LET ME SEE HIM!!!

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Get ready for a wall of text fellas cause i got some Ticci Toby head canons!!

If u guys want my specific thoughts on anything with Toby lemme know!! Also share ur own hcs i love hearing ppl talk about their interpretations of the characters

These hcs are in regards to my AU/interpretation of creepypasta characters/the Slendermansion

-Toby is 19 in my version, and he became an official proxy at around 17.

-Physically, he’s around 17-18 as proxies at some point stop aging. That’s also why he’s grown out whatever facial hair he has cause he has a complex about looking young, and he’s kinda baby faced as it is.

-He has some scars remaining from the car crash, but he’s gotten a lot more all over his body as he gets himself needlessly hurt. He knows that if he gets hits in certain parts of his body, it’s fatal and tries to avoid that as much as he can, but when it comes to the rest of him, he doesn’t really care

-he’s also super skinny because food wasn’t always the easiest to come by while he was on his own, but he would just forget cause he doesn’t get hunger pains.

-his first “mission” came in when the Slenderman provided him the names and locations of his old bullies from school

-this is what brought Toby to the public eye in the first place as a fr serial killer, since they were able to connect the victims to being in the same class as Toby, who was recently remembered for being the boy who murdered his father, set his house on fire, and suddenly disappeared.

-other students in Toby’s old class were able to vouch to that the victims were his old bullies, and one of them mentioned that they used to call him “Ticci Toby” to tease him, so that stuck as the nickname the news and internet would use to refer to Toby.

-Besides that, he ran solo and was mainly left to his own devices for until he was about 19 He didn’t really do much for those couple of months, just trying to work through his problems (by un aliving people)

-He would stalk various families mainly and would target parents that reminded him of his father. Sometimes, he would also find kids that reminded him of his older bullies, so he would go after them as well

-The Slenderman only ever interfered if Toby got too close to getting caught by law enforcement, but this was early on and Toby eventually got better at getting away on his own.

-Toby first moved into the mansion when he just turned 19. The Slenderman told him that he would eventually get a partner and a proper mission, but didn’t tell him exactly when

-For now, Toby had a nice place to stay with all the essentials, but he wouldn’t always stay there, only stopping by if he needed a shower, or to wash his clothes

-He would also go if he realized that he hadn’t eaten in a few days and decided that he probably should have some food

-And whenever he did stay, he left the place a mess, just cause he wasn’t used to having a place to himself, and he didn’t really mind living in filth

-He also didn’t stay just cause it reminded him that he was lonely-there were so many rooms so he knew other people were supposed to be staying there, but it felt like the Slenderman just dumped him there. He won’t say it out loud but he likes being with people, it at least keeps him distracted by his own thoughts

-his thoughts are mainly on his mom and Lyra.

-In terms of his mom, while he would wish that she had done more to protect him and his sister, he would sometimes wonder how she was doing-did she see him on the news? where was she? even after what he did, did she miss him?

-He knows he’s not supposed to be thinking about her, and sometimes if the Slenderman catches him thinking about his mom, he’ll reward him with just static in his brain and sickness, but that doesn’t really stop Toby

-The Slenderman also was able to eliminate Lyra from Toby’s nightmares to keep him focused, but that just led to him thinking about her more when he’s awake cause he still never got a chance to grieve and get over her death

The sillier ones are under the cut <3

-While his hatchets are his main weapon, he is a bit of an arsonist-it’s not his main mode of killing but he will light something up after he’d gone out on his own

-He’s not an expert tho so it’ll either spread to the surrounding locations or go out once he’s left-no in between

-while i draw him with just his ears pierced, he’ll probably give himself other piercings, and try to convince the other proxies to get piercings as well

-He’ll try to do them tho so he’ll like twitch around every once in a while going “trust me bro this isn’t gonna hurt at all”

-speaking of which, his tics consist of him neck cracking to the side, cracking/pushing down his pointer finger with his thumb on his left hand, putting on the middle finger on his left hand, making popping noises, clicking his tongue, saying “beep beep,” “get fucked” and “oh, no!”

-Toby did have pretty severe Tourrette’s, but the Slenderman’s influence has made it worse, causing him to tic more frequently, and almost non stop if he ever gets hit with the sickness

-the only thing he has from his home is an older picture of him and lyra-he used to keep it in the kitchen but once more people started to move into the mansion he’s kept it in the bottom of a drawer in his room

-loves his baggy comfy clothes-big sweaters, hoodies, baggy jeans and sweats

-also loves breakfasts foods

-Toby picked up some interests and hobbies from his sister, mainly music and soccer

-Toby doesn’t really play soccer, but when he was living on his own he would put women’s soccer on the tv, as Lyra would watch it a bunch when she was alive

-He also knows how to play a bit of the drums-he’s not a pro but he knows the basics and he knows some guitar chords that his sister taught him

-She was really good with the guitar and they would joke about starting a band with some of her friends

-While Toby will joke about drinking, he’s never touched the stuff, and he feels uncomfortable whenever he’s around people who are obviously drunk