#Colonel Klink

[benevolenterrancy]

Hey! I love your artwork esp of Hogan’s Heroes. I like how you portray the group shenanigans and Hogan’s tired dad energy lmao

If you’re still doing requests for art could you do one of this meme please? If you’re not that’s fine!

yup, @colpapabear's post just about sums these two up -- Klink's anxiety is on a hair trigger and boy does Hogan love pulling that trigger

[launchthepolaris]

Hogan’s Heroes-based painting I did a while ago

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The Hogan’s Heroes Cast as Justin’s Shirt Store T-Shirts

Hogan:

LeBeau:

Newkirk:

Carter:

Kinch:

Klink:

Schultz:

Burkhalter:

Hochstetter:

Crittendon:

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An edit for an extremely niche fandom? More likely than you think.

Dedicated to my fellow Klogan shippers out there, enjoy!

Sound: BIRDS OF A FEATHER by Billie Eilish

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[overlyattachedto70s-sitcoms]

my favourite colonels

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

I hc that Klink knows about Hogan's operation, just because he's not as stupid as he'd like people to think. I mean, I'm not saying he's a genius or anything, but he's definitely hamming up his lack of intelligence to keep anyone from looking too closely at him. It's a known fact people tend to talk freely in front of those they think are too stupid to understand them. (Look at how many men did that with women during the war, and how many of those women used their gender to their advantage.) If people think Klink is an idiot, they're less likely to be worried about security risks...which would explain why we see all these high up brass bringing top-secret information to Stalag 13. This is, of course, without even factoring in the whole "Burkhalter is Nimrod and manipulates things behind the scenes" headcanon.

Now with that being said, hear me out: what if Klink knows that Oscar Schnitzer - the vet, for those of you who are drawing mental blank right now - works with Hogan? But rather than turn Schnitzer in, Klink deliberately gives him information to pass along? Specifically, information he can't subtly feed to Hogan, since the colonel is intelligent enough to know when something's up. Because I could see him doing that. Could also see him having a deal of sorts with Schnitzer, where they each promise to give the other one safe quarters if need be. Plus, it would be a way for Klink to indirectly help Hogan without compromising either of their positions. And again, because so many people talk freely about top-secret stuff in front of Klink, he's in an excellent position to help out in this manner. Doing this would also keep Hogan from barging into the Kommandantur like he owns it - as he often does - and grilling our illustrious kommandant for answers.

I know, I put way too much thought into all of this😂 But the recent draft @tuttle-4077 posted here got me thinking, so I figured I'd share my thoughts.

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couldn’t believe what I was hearing when I first watched this episode

but it is real, and it is beautiful 💖

[cpllouislebeau]

Court martialed, shot, or sent to the Russian front?

[benevolenterrancy]

@feghoti the secret balding backstory that we've all been waiting for...

[launchthepolaris]

Hogan & Klink!

Okay i’ll admit, I ship them a lot… I just think they’ve got good chemistry!

But anyways, I wanted to do something for pride month, so happy pride!

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Stalag 13 Coffee Shop AU

Hogan is the assistant manager who takes better control than the actual head of the shop, much to his annoyance. He specializes in predicting what people will like when they ask for a surprise order as well as brewing the perfect black coffee.

Newkirk is the tea guy, insisting it’s waaaay better than coffee, thank you. Makes the best London Fog you’ve ever had and scoffs at everyone else brewing their tea too long or too short. Gets in debates with LeBeau about what the best drink is like it’s not a matter of taste. One of the better baristas to have working the register because he’s really friendly and flattering, but he also flirts with the guests a lot and some people love it, some people not so much.

LeBeau always calls out ‘un café’, giving the shop that much more upscale and legitimate appeal. Makes a mean espresso and always bakes all the pastries labeled ‘handmade’ in the case. Is convinced he can get Newkirk on the coffee side like his coworker isn’t literally British. Also flirts with customers sometimes, but he’s less weird and cuter about it. Also the only one who knows how to work the pourover machine.

Carter is the one they have to pull off register because he’s too friendly, talking for so long it’s good for customers but bad for business. He takes people their orders by hand and strikes up even more conversation. Little old ladies love him and some of the female guests actually prefer him just because he’s the only one that doesn’t make moves on them and just treats them like people. Carter’s the only barista there that knows how to fix all the various machine ailments and he also has a near-magic touch with the latte steamer. Newkirk’s only latte rival for real.

Kinch is the other one that makes the guests feel safe, being so polite and respectful to them but always managing to slip a joke in that brightens their day. The one who usually works the phone to schedule supply orders or just to help customers and pickup services. Then they proceed to come in and tell him how nice the guy on the phone was and he can’t help smiling. Kinch’s specialty beside service is all the blended drinks.

Klink is the actual manager but he knows nothing about running a shop, just everything in the paperwork and employee handbook which he tries to cite frequently. Couldn’t do it without Hogan which he has occasionally, very sparingly, admitted. It’s a running joke how every drink Klink makes besides his Americanos are terrible but hey, when someone orders one it’s his chance to shine. The name was his idea because it sounds EdGy. He made the playlist for the shop too and is incredibly proud of that fact.

Schultz isn’t a barista, just the security guard who stands outside the shop. Always, of course, managing to finagle a free pastry and maybe a drink from the baristas. It’s part of his payment and all, you know. He keeps them safe. Also helps taste test when our dear Louis is experimenting with some new baked goods to try selling.

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Thanks to @frau-wilhelm-klink for sending me the image ^^

I had to do it they must have been in this situation at least once xD

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Behold…my masterpieces

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I have no idea what this is ^^" Probably a server challenge on teh cutest colonels or sth... looks like a blind date, maybe?

[tommy-gunn-4077-13]

I really wanted to submit this artwork for the Papa Bear Awards this year but I believe I missed the deadline oop, oh well hope you guys like it.