#Competences

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Presse di Oggi venerdì, 27 giugno 2025

[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

[sunderwight]

Obsessed with the idea of Mobei Jun going through most of his life thinking that he's the only one smart enough to pick up on Shang Qinghua's worth and try to court him, only to walk into a room one day (prior to his ascension) and see Luo Binghe's husband beating up his man in what is clearly a non-serious and recreational fashion.

Just how long has this been going on for? Is this why Qinghua has never formally accepted any of his proposals? How is he supposed to retaliate when Junshang will kill him on the spot for any perceived attack on his husband? The one guy he probably can't challenge to a duel, and he's clearly trying to seduce Mobei's man out from under him!

But what can he do? More violence? Sluttier outfits? Longer attempts at meaningful eye-contact? He was already pulling out all the stops, what does this stupid scholar have that he doesn't, huh?

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[moonlite-drabbles]

Damian Wayne goes to medical school to become a doctor and IMMEDIATELY the rouge gallery tries to indoctrinate him into being evil.

It’s not even that they know he’s Robin, it’s just that they think it’d be hilarious if they made Brucie Wayne’s son evil.

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PRIMA PAGINA La Presse di Oggi mercoledì, 21 maggio 2025

[abdoudzaer]

Polémique sur les réseaux sociaux

Je tiens à informer mes lecteurs que je viens tout juste de supprimer les deux articles ayant généré une forte polémique autour d’une communication de la plate-forme de paiement en ligne SlickPay sur la signature d’une convention avec l’Algérienne Des Eaux.L’objectif premier de ses articles était de sensibiliser autour de l’état de la communication au sein de nos entreprises.Malheureusement, la…

[kinky-cas]

in a version of supernatural less afraid of queerness, i think dean’s favorite singer is bruce springsteen. it’s all there! leather jackets. complicated relationship with a father you’ll never be man enough for. dissection of working class american masculinity as a performance. homoeroticism. meaningful relationships with women but the great love of your life is a man. skinny jeans. passion and loneliness and dreams unfulfilled. horny about cars, even!

[blessyouhawkeye]

when they announce the casting for the new bond i shouldn't recognize his name or face. i should have to google him and then when i look at his wikipedia go well yeah that's why i've never heard of him. he was laertes in a rsc production of hamlet six years ago and his breakout role was on a bbc crime drama that was popular but didn't do well internationally. every other credit should be an art film. the guy they cast as the new bond should've been disappeared in the night from a regional production of angels in america thrown in a suit and plopped on a movie set. if i've seen one thing the new bond has been in i don't want him.

[zorangezest]

more of this shattered glass au!

here’s the high guard! elita, bee & orion together overpower D pretty easily and start frolicking through the city laying waste to everything, so they side with D to help him make a stand against his ex-gang and….they have a big fight or something??? i dont know!! but it’s cool to draw!!

Orion, bee, and elita still ultimately end up killing alpha trion through the power of friendship, but thats a comic for another time!!

[rawme-price]

Soap who has been dubbed the horniest 141 member VS reader who is hellbent on stealing the title.

The first time you heard it, you and the team were out drinking and soap was getting a bit explicit with his descriptions of last night's rendezvous. Gaz had casually thrown the tittle out, as if it was just a passing moment, but you latched onto it. "Wait- horniest member of the team??? Are we serious right now?"

Gaz just shrugged, assuming you were shocked "yeah. 'Tavs a fucking dog, man. If hes getting too much just tell him to shut up."

"Too much? Hah! Hes nothing compared to me"

Soap, of course, takes this as the challenge it is. Thus begins what price can only describe as the worst conversation hes had the misfortune of hearing. You two start off tame, listing mildly taboo fantasies, but it slowly gets out of hand.

"Some mild spanking? You think thats bold? Dude ive got scars from my hookups. Take a blade into the bedroom then come talk to me."

"Aye, but ah bet youre all over those mainstream kinks. How about some watersports?" Soap shoots back.

"Please, 'tav. I've got gear you wouldnt even know how to use. You'd be a mess before the sun rose."

"Ah' bet i could get you to fold by the third hour."

"Prove it, then."

...no one comments when you two suddenly dip out of the bar, but price looks like hes considering writing a resignation letter. Also, turns out you both were very serious bc after the weekend when gaz passes soap in the hallway, the man looks like hes had the shit beat out of him with the happiest smile on his face. Ur not much better, ghost swears he sees a chunk missing from ur bicep in the shape of a bite.

For some reason, you and soap seem intent on hanging out alot more after that.