#Coo Coo Blues

[mitigatingchaos]

Cleaning Music

You know you are old when you clean to the music you used to drink to. Weekend cleaning theme, The Good Rats  . . . “Since your face could stop a clock”

[bluerosefox]

Eldritch Children

Hmmm

Wanna know would be a fun prompt.

So you know those stories where Danny goes all eldritch on a Gotham Rogue (mainly the Joker) after he attacks someone Danny cares for or him.

What if, instead of Danny, it's a deaged Ellie and/or Dan. What if Danny was hit by that one device that Vlad hit him with during that one DP episode where his powers were shut off for like 6 hours or something similar.

Basically Danny can't use his powers, he gets captured by a rogue, maybe it's being live broadcast or streamed, his tiny toddlers are there or while being babysat see the livestream/broadcast and decide to go save their 'Mama' from the 'baddy peoples'.

The Bats and Birds get there just in time to see a (or two) tiny toddlers demanding the 'baddy peoples' to give them their 'Mama' back or else. The Rogue laughs and says back like 'and how do you plan to make us?'

Then the child(ren) go full on (tiny) eldritch beast mode and takes everyone 'bad' out like it was nothing. (The cameras glitch out the moment they go eldritch so no one outside the room sees it happening)

Danny unties himself (he's been tied up so much he learned how to undo them even in his human side) or is untied and runs past the Bats/Birds ignoring them as they try stopping him and runs to his kid(s).

[on-the-clear-blue]

An idea that just popped into my brain...

Bernard, in the house boat living room, typing away on his computer, looks up when Tim enters: Oh, Babe your home early? Was patrol okay....ehst do you have.

Tim, tearing off his Red Robin outfit and holding something in his arms: So you know about that super evil, super old guy that runs an eco-friendly murder cult that is like super obsessed with me?

Bernard, closing his laptop and sighing: Do I have to move? Do what ever witness protection shit you superheros have?

Tim, humming and shaking his head before holding out what looks to be a bundle of clothing:No no...it seems he somehow found out about us dating and me planning to propose yo you and sent an early wedding gift.

Tim shifting the cloth to show a sleeping baby: Say hello to our child, I don't know just yet how he got both of our DNA but I did run a test and he is 100% ours, I think he used Lexs stuff like how he made Kon..

Bernard, staring at the baby and his rapidly undressing boyfriend who was rambling: Wait...propose? You wanted to get married?

Tim, still going on: -Lexs cloning tech is pretty hit or miss, *my* gear waz based on that but was...Wait you didn't know? I...I thought you have been hinting at it for a while...that's what I planned for next weeks date night.

Bernard, mouth agape: I haven't. Like at all, I mean, I will say yes because we now have a kid and I love you a lot but it would have taken me by surprise.

Tim, midly surprised: Huh...well anyways, Ra's sent us a child? I was thinking Alvin is a good name?

Bernard: Fuck that I am not going to have my son named after a chipmunk.

[yallemagne]

My pumpkin. My scrungly.

[cropped pages from X-Men Adventures]

[tswwwit]

How do you think Bill’s parents would’ve reacted to Dipper if they were still alive?

Apprehensively, but eventually warmly!

You gotta remember that as weird as it looks for a human to be dating a triangle, it's also weird for a triangle to date a human. Dipper's the bizarre eldritch abomination in their eyes, what with his weird lumpy limbs and gangly, fleshy shape. That's not even taking into account 3D vs 2D dimensional issues.

That being said - I can't imagine they're surprised Bill's gone for an interdimensional monstrosity. He's always been weird! And once they get to know what Dipper's like, I dare say they'd even approve.

[mintymx]

Thinking about this... Just nice to see Sanji feel/be his age and open up about his dreams without the fear of being ridiculed for it :’)

[pidgefudge]

good night. blurry cat

[janwon]

hina-chan was different from biginning

[mutt3y3]

Hmmm.. Mmmm... Hhmm...hmm.. Mm.. Hmmm~ ♩

What a wonderful day...

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NOTE: Okay- so this is the first time I've ever done something like a ask character type of thingy. Feel free to ask whatever questions you want (keep em mostly PG-13 please...) Or if you want to you could possibly leave some suggestions on how to do an ask blog.. I think that's it? Hrrrhhh, and such. I'm honestly gonna be doing this off the top of my head so uh.. This isn't gonna be like, the greatest? I dunno man.

Man, I spent a good chunk of time drawing Sanses lmao. Not used to drawing this silly skeleton.

[aggressionbread]

i want to go back to the rock store

[crystalstars64]

Happy 32'nd anniversary to Kirby!

(Bonus version without the text)

[ariannadi]

Yhup pretty sure I’m romancing the half lizard man lmao

[mrsoharaa]

Ohh Mr. Shoei, how I just want to hurdle up under your shirt and cling onto you like a clingy cute koala and possibly run my fingers through your hairrrr 🐨 😔🥺👉🏼👈🏼💗💗

[pidgefudge]

okeyy i think i will rinse the tempera now ehehe

[sightofsea]

why do these men talk like bridge trolls

[dasagoo]

the fact my boyfriend not only listens to me ramble about plastic horses and my favorite power armor based on cuteness level and LIKES IT is baffling. I'm never letting this man go ever in a million years. never ever.