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Bigification's Masterpost

Fat Transformations;

Infected Waters: A fattening disease infects a couple after they take a swim in a dirty pool.

Oscorp Burger: A green goblin gas attack leaves New York fat and ready to buy the new oscorp burger.

Shredders New Goon: Bebop and Rocksteady come to collect your debt, but money won't cut it anymore so they turn you into an animalistic goon just like them.

Dadbod: A man is finally ready to become a father as him and his husband's bodies grow into fatherhood.

Preston's 21st: Inspired by Fattystoriez. A young man attempts to reconnect with his biological father, only to discover his family's fatty traditions.

Bigger and Better X Men: In an attempt to strengthen mutants, Magneto accidentally dooms all mutants to an obese fate.

Nice Throw; Part 1; Part 2: A football team is sabotaged before their big game, turning them into obese versions of themselves.

Just Like Them: In the apocalypse, you're cornered against a horde of obese men who want nothing more than to make you just like them.

Big Bears Beer: A Twinkish model gets booked for a beer commercial and grows into the role.

A Dad's Brew: Two young men buy some beer from a creepy old guy, quickly growing in age and in weight as they become beer lovin' dad's.

Somethings in the Water: Team captain takes on a coaching role for his newly fattened team after drinking some spiked water.

X Factor: Wolverine is in for a rough time while investigating the sudden fattening of Cyclops.

Corporate: A rich party animal is forced to take on a job at his father's company, turning him into a fat and complacent office worker.

Hiking Clothes: Man transforms into the original owner of his newly acquired hiking clothes, before gifting his clothes to the next man he comes across.

Careful What You Wish For; Mark 1, Mark 2: A mischievous genie transforms some naive men into much fatter and older versions of themselves.

How to Deal With the Cops: A criminal spreads a fattening virus around the local police station.

Carrier: A mosquito carrying a fattening disease bites a man during a hike. Comes with 5 alternative stories.

New Salesman: Man shows up to buy a new horse for his ranch, but is transformed into a fat salesman.

American Tourist: A tour guide mistakes a British man for a fat American, but he's no longer mistaken by the end of the tour.

Step Daddy: A young man transforms his stepdad into a horny bear.

Jealousy, Jealousy: Jealous army recruit transforms his overachieving roommate into a fat lazy slob.

Tag You're Fat: Frat bros play a fun game of tag you're fat, where you transform into fat slobs when tagged.

Just One of the Boys: A young man hitchhikes with a group of rowdy older men on their way to a fishing trip, but he slowly becomes more and more like them until he joins them on their trip.

Sculptor: Artist sculps a man's body in his image of beauty.

Family Business: Young man doesn't want to take over his family business, but he changes his mind, and body, rather quickly after grabbing the keys.

Gamer Dad: Man becomes a dad like he always wanted, at the cost of his waistline.

Coach's New Uniforms: Team captain despises their new obese coach, but his new uniforms change the team's minds and bodies.

Whale Beach: An envious man brings his coworker to Whale Beach with the intent of turning him into an obese slob, but the plan doesn't go exactly as intended.

Fit to Fat to Fit: A couple is sad about becoming fat in their thirties, so they hire a trainer and make him fat so they can all lose the weight together.

Forced Popping: Man uses a 'popping powder' to make another man obese, but the man tracks him down and returns the favour.

Fat Transference: A dad uses his power to transfer fat between himself and others to ruin the career of his sons college rugby rival.

The Ex-Jockifier: A football team is gifted the 'ex-jockifier' which one by one transforms them into fat and loyal football players.

Road Rage: A group of reckless drivers transforms an angry driver into a fat slob.

Muscle Transformations;

Awaken The Beast: A beast of a man entrances a gym goer, awakening his inner beast and turning him into a muscled hunk.

Boss' Side Hustle: A rookie police officer becomes a ripped wrestler after finding too much about his boss' side Hustle.

Sports Car: A depressed gym goer becomes a rich cocky gym bro after entering the wrong car.

Bodybuilder Expo: After a charming encounter with a bodybuilder, a young construction worker is transformed into a hunky bodybuilder.

Father of the Group: The most reserved guy in the group transforms into a father figure for the friend group.

You Look Like Your Father: After joining the football team, the young man is transformed into his football prodigy father.

Spreading Leather: A leather clad cop arrests you, slowly turning you into a soldier with the sole purpose of spreading leather.

Special Perfume: A sketchy guy offers you a perfume with promises of muscle growth, with a few insignificant side effects.

Lumberjack: A young man tries to escape his family's lumberjacking business, but one trip to the hardware store changes his mind.

The Trailer: You dare your friend to break into a creepy abandoned trailer, but the man who exits the trailer is unrecognizable.

Pretty Eyes: Your manipulative boyfriend transforms you into his ideal man.

Handlebars: College freshman starts to become more like his older jock roommate than he thought.

Star of the Show: The assistant of an asshole billionaire accidentally activates a machine that turns him into a hunky bodybuilder.

Coach's Emergency Line: The team's benchwarmer activates the coach's emergency line when he doesn't show up for their game, transforming him into the coach.

Under New Management: A white man shows up for an interview to become the new manager of an Arab-owned gym. He's shocked to find out he got the job, soon becoming the proud Arab owner of his gym.

Love, Lust, and Leather: Two cops are transformed into gay leather daddies.

Fat and Muscle Transformations;

Gym Dad: After a recommendation from your doctor, you get a membership at a gym that is guaranteed to help you gain weight.... Among other things.

High Stakes DnD: A group of men panic to finish their campaign as the dungeon master transforms them into altered versions of their characters.

Click: A group of young men find a reality warping remote that transforms them into the future versions of themselves.

Military Entertainment: After being kidnapped, you are transformed into the greasy manager of a military strip club.

Twisted Valentines: Cupid transforms two couples at the request of a mysterious man.

A Large Pair of Swim Shorts: A group of men find a comically large pair of swim shorts on the beach, but one of them grows into them after putting them on as a joke.

New Years Resolutions: As a new family tradition, you write down three new years resolutions and watch your reality change to match them.

Avengers Assemble: A group of young men grow into their costumes after being invited to an avengers themed Halloween party.

Prom King: A man desperately tries to lose fat before his high school reunion, but his body pays the price.

New Recruit: A young man is transformed into a biker gang's latest recruit.

Beach Bears: Two young men make advances towards a pair of older women at the beach, in response the women transform them into two hunky gay bears.

Haunted: A couple tours a house they want to move into, but the ghosts of the previous owners possess and transform their bodies into their own images.

Bear Darts: College student transforms all of his profs into hunky bears using darts he bought online, but soon gets the favour returned to him.

Giants: Man is kidnapped by giants and transformed into one of them.

Gainers Roulette: Six darts, four increase muscle mass, and two increase age and fat mass. Will you risk it for a better body?

Malleable: Human is transformed many times to test the human body's flexibility.

Hot Coaches: College student imagines his coaches transforming into stronger, fatter, and hotter versions of themselves.

Spiked: Man is starved of attention from his roommate, so he spikes his drinks with a fattening powder to make him less likely to hook up with other guys, but the plan somewhat backfires.

Midas Touch - Prologue: Three men discover they have transformative powers after a car accident.

Inside Out: The app that transforms the outside to match the inside. Mo - Elijah - Blake and Will

A Collection of Link Transformation: A series of four short stories where link from the Legend of Zelda is transformed into other Zelda characters.

Mysterious Potions: Two men break into their boss's evil lair and drink random potions they find inside, transforming them into miscellaneous things.

A Dad's World: A man reports his findings of a disease that has transformed almost every man on Earth into various classes of 'Dads'.

The Distributor: The god of time, Chronos, uses the distributor to transfer traits including fat and muscle mass, height, race, and age between all of the gym goers.

Animated Transformations;

Animated Muscle TF

Animated Fat TF

[pascaloverx]

ENEMIES

Summary: You are an anti-heroine, forged by corporate experiments and gifted with extraordinary abilities. Living outside the law in Metropolis, you steal from the powerful to serve your own sense of justice. When your path collides with Superman, a complicated bond forms, built on tension, attraction and a secret pact that ties you to the man who should be your greatest enemy.

Author's note: Yes, I just watched the new Superman movie. I don't know if this fanfic will continue, and I’m not sure if anyone will even like it. Reblog or like this fanfic if you want it to go on, and feel free to leave comments.

PREVIEW

ONE

Another day begins the moment the first ray of sunlight touches your face. You shower to the background noise of the police channel you hacked some time ago and get ready to play the part of a reporter. The drive to the Daily Planet is quick—you take your car. On the way, you notice a man drop his briefcase on the sidewalk.

“Mr. Kent, so early in the morning and already losing your balance?” you say as you slowly drive past the street where Clark is crouched down, gathering the papers that spilled from his briefcase. He gives an awkward smile as he finishes picking everything up and glances in your direction.

“Accidents always seem to happen when I miss my morning coffee, apparently,” Clark says, standing upright and adjusting his briefcase. He looks at you like he’s genuinely glad to see you.

You watch him, silently wondering what it must be like to spend part of the day as a clumsy reporter and the other as a near-invincible superhero.

“I have an extra coffee in the car, if you're interested,” you murmur, unsure of how you want to come across—honestly, you're not even sure yourself.

“Is that your way of offering me a ride?” Clark asks as he makes his way toward your car, weaving through the morning crowd filling the street, each person heading somewhere with purpose. He adjusts his glasses, and you stop the car, unlocking the passenger door for him.

“Yes. Would you prefer a formal invitation to accompany me to our shared workplace, or is this satisfactory?” you ask as he slips into the seat and fastens his seatbelt.

Before turning your attention back to the road, you reach for the extra cup of coffee you had resting securely in the holder between the seats and place it in his hands.

“You really shouldn't accept a drink so easily from someone you don’t trust,” you say as you steer the car back onto the road, continuing the drive to the Daily Planet.

“That’s great advice. Do you usually give it to people you claim not to care whether they live or die?” Clark asks, taking a sip of the coffee you handed him. He seems a little too pleased with himself.

“I’m just being practical. If you go around playing the naive one with every villain you meet, you’re going to end up dead. And if you die, who’s going to clear my competition off the streets?” you say calmly, then glance over and smile at him. Clark doesn’t seem entirely convinced.

"I need a favor, since you're being so generous this fine morning," Clark says between sips of coffee.

"Finally going to ask for help with your wardrobe? Because I'm fully available," you reply with a touch of sarcasm as you pull into the Daily Planet's parking lot.

"I need you to interview Superman," he says casually, as if it were just a formality, something trivial.

"Absolutely not. First of all, the right person for that would be Lois. And second, we both know there can’t be any connection between me and Superman. Ever," you respond, your voice rising more than you intended.

The truth is, any connection between you and a superhero could never be safe—neither as a villain nor as a reporter.

"I need someone with personal reasons to question my methods," Clark whispers while the two of you are still inside your car.

"What do you mean by questioning your methods?" you ask as you unbuckle your seatbelt and turn to face him. He unbuckles his as well, mirroring your movement.

"I mean you don’t see me as the guy who saves everyone. Because deep down, you believe I can’t save you. That’s why you’ve been doing a pretty good job avenging yourself—going after those who wronged you," Clark says, his gaze locked with yours.

It almost feels like a contest, to see who blinks first. And truth be told, he isn’t entirely wrong.

"Feeling guilty about something, aren’t you?" you ask as you glance at him, noticing his tie is completely crooked.

While he’s still trying to figure out how you knew, you reach out and fix it, redoing the knot. He doesn’t resist—just lets you.

"Our conversation last night, about me comparing you to the people who made you who you are... This morning I found out one of the men I helped put away was killed in prison. The theory is he was some kind of test subject and the whole thing was a cover-up," Clark explains, and you can almost see the weight of guilt pressing down on his broad shoulders.

When you finish tying his tie properly, you catch him looking slightly embarrassed. Your theory? Either the closeness between you or the fact that he knows he crossed a line comparing you to other villains is making the man known for being stronger than steel blush while holding your gaze.

"Nice way to warn me about a potential death sentence, by the way," you say, realizing that if some powerful corporation is eliminating its test subjects, you could easily be next.

"I wouldn’t say it so calmly if I didn’t know you’d know how to handle yourself if they ever came after you. And I—" You cover Clark’s mouth before he can finish.

"I dare you to finish that sentence, knowing that if you say you're going to protect me, I’ll shove my hand through your chest and rip your heart out," you threaten, and he laughs—as if he’s actually enjoying this.

"Your eyes light up when you threaten to kill me, you know that?" Clark says, as if trying to make you lower your guard.

You smack his arm and then look ahead, lost in thought about his proposal. It might be something you’ll regret.

"Do you say that to every villain you're trying to convince to do something?" you ask in a playful tone, meeting his gaze—almost like a flirt.

"Only the ones who deserve it," Clark replies with an easy smile, and despite his golden retriever charm, there's a glint in his eye that suggests he’s not entirely immune to the tension between you. He’s enjoying this—more than he probably should.

"You’re going to owe me for this," you murmur, stepping a little closer and grabbing his tie with a firm hand. "And you can be certain I’ll collect." Your fingers tighten the knot at his throat just enough to make a point, your eyes locking with his in a silent challenge.

Before he can say anything in return—something clever or infuriating, most likely—a sharp knock interrupts the moment. You both turn to see Jimmy Olsen peering through the window of your car, looking far too amused.

"Are you two together?" he asks, eyebrows raised.

"No!" you and Clark respond in unison, too quickly, too forcefully and far too rehearsed not to sound suspicious.

"I meant arriving at work together," Jimmy added with a grin. "Because if this is some kind of carpool, I want in."

You and Clark exchanged a subtle look of relief before you smiled. "Of course, Olsen. The three of us can totally start commuting together," you said kindly as you adjusted your bag and stepped out of the car.

"I'm just surprised you're here," Jimmy remarked, nodding toward Clark as both of you exited.

"Why's that?" you asked before Clark could respond. They both turned to you, and you gave a slight shrug. "I'm a reporter. Naturally, I'm curious."

Jimmy chuckled. "Apparently there’s an old factory that was filled with secret prisoners. Some rogue scientist was using them for experiments. Sounds like the kind of mess Superman would show up for. And since Clark here always seems to know everything about Superman…”

Your gaze shifted to Clark, fully aware of the excuse he’d have to come up with to slip away. You smirked. “It’s almost like they’ve got some kind of secret affair.”

Jimmy let out a laugh as the three of you walked toward the building’s elevator.

"Even though I’ve never met Superman in person, I don't think Clark’s really his type," Jimmy joked, nudging him lightly.

"People can surprise you, Olsen," you replied with a knowing smirk, stealing a sideways glance at Clark. "Besides, who’s to say Superman doesn’t have a thing for awkward charm and outdated ties?"

"I don’t think it’s fair to talk about Clark like that," Jimmy said with a chuckle. But as he turned to add something in Clark’s direction, he paused, confused. "Wait—where’d he go?"

You glanced around with an innocent shrug. "Probably ran off after his little boyfriend," you said teasingly, then smoothly shifted the subject. "By the way, congrats on that article about LuthorCorp’s shady investments."

Jimmy beamed at the praise. This was usually the part where you managed to act like everything was completely normal.

"Your piece puts mine to shame," he replied as the elevator doors opened on your floor. "That exposé on the secret nighttime activity down at the docks? Pure gold."

You both stepped out into the familiar hum of the bullpen, the sound of ringing phones and fast-typing reporters filling the air once again.

“Does anyone know where Mr. Kent wandered off to?” Perry White asks in his usual authoritative tone, pacing back and forth across the newsroom with visible frustration.

“He went after Superman,” you reply as you and Jimmy make your way to your desks.

“I hope he gets us a real scoop. Apparently, some people are trapped underground, surrounded by a rare type of stone or something,” Lois says, eyes fixed on the news playing across the television screen.

If it’s what you're thinking, Superman won’t be able to save the day.

“I heard there’s some kind of stone—an element—that cancels out Superman’s powers,” Jimmy adds casually, as if he were just making small talk.

“In that case, maybe he should call for backup from that justice group... or is it the Justice Club?” you muse, settling into your chair and watching the live footage near the incident area.

“They seem to be dealing with something out of town,” Jimmy replies, eyes still glued to the TV.

“By the way, congratulations to both of you on your articles,” Lois finally tears her gaze from the screen to look at you and Jimmy.

“A compliment from Lois Lane is more valuable than any award,” you say with a half-smile, rising to get coffee from the machine.

“It’s hard to tell if you’re being serious or sarcastic, but seriously—great articl… wait, what is he doing?” Lois begins to reply but cuts herself off, her attention snapping back to the screen.

It must be difficult for her, watching her ex risking his life in a cape.

Suddenly, your phone buzzes with a new message that makes your breath hitch.

“I need you.” It’s signed with an S. You know exactly who it is.

You reply quickly, “I’m not getting involved.” After all, you’re not a hero, and you have no intention of saving the day.

But the message that comes next makes your hand tighten around the phone.

“They’re going through what your family went through.”

Superman’s words strike a nerve. You pause. Maybe this is your chance to find the ones responsible for the experiment done to you. Maybe you can make sure there won’t be others like you—orphans with powers capable of wiping out small civilizations.

You take a breath, glance around, and murmur, “I’ll be right back. Bathroom." Everyone is too distracted to notice.

“Almost looks like he went to call in reinforcements,” Jimmy comments, still watching the screen beside Lois.

“Don’t you think, Y/N?” he asks, but when he and Lois turn to look for you—

You’re already gone.

“What did I tell you?” Perry White says, appearing behind them with a fresh coffee in hand. “The best reporters don’t ask for permission. They just go.”

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Where Will All The Martyrs Go [Chapter 6: I'm The Resident Leader Of The Lost And Found]

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Series summary: In the midst of the zombie apocalypse, both you and Aemond (and your respective travel companions) find yourselves headed for the West Coast. It’s the 2024 version of the Oregon Trail, but with less dysentery and more undead antagonists. Watch out for snakes! 😉🐍

Series warnings: Language, sexual content (18+ readers only), violence, bodily injury, med school Aemond, character deaths, nature, drinking, smoking, drugs, Adventures With Aegon™️, pregnancy and childbirth, the U.S. Navy, road trip vibes, RIP Jace...unless...??

Series title is a lyric from: “Letterbomb” by Green Day.

Chapter title is a lyric from: “St. Jimmy” by Green Day.

Word count: 8.2k (she's a little chonky)

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What happens to the people who turn? You know because you saw it back at Saratoga Springs, an EO from Oklahoma named Greg Flurry—Equipment Operator, he spent his days driving a forklift, everyone called him Snowflake—who returned from weekend liberty with a bite on his left wrist that he said was a gift from some drunk girl who attacked him outside of a 7-Eleven. You had all laughed and taken turns poking at the wound, making him wince: a ring of tiny bruises, not deep at all, the skin only punctured in a few spots, corporeal gemstones of trapped-blood amethysts and sapphires and rubies. Snowflake rubbed it down with a splash of Grey Goose vodka—the same kind your Mama always drank—and didn’t think of it again for the rest of the day.

On Tuesday, he felt fine; but the bite mark, paradoxically, was not healing. On the contrary, it was turning dark and angry, maroon trails along the paths of veins that shuttle blood back to the heart. Snowflake got a shot of antibiotics at the med clinic and was back in the driver’s seat of his forklift before lunch.

On Wednesday, he had a headache and nausea that wouldn’t go away. Snowflake attributed this to particularly questionable chicken fried steak from the chow hall. At night he tossed and turned in his bunk, and when Rio went to check on him, Snowflake was burning up with fever, sweating through his sheets, staring blankly through pupils like pinpricks. You, Rio, and Parker carried him to the med clinic.

On Thursday, in the early hours of the morning, Snowflake began to decompose. But he was still alive. His skin turned grey and sloughed off, his body purged itself: vomit from his throat, diarrhea from his intestines, blood beading out of his pores like sweat. His corneas went cloudy. His lungs flooded with decay-dark mucus. Snowflake sobbed and shrieked as you and Rio sat with him and held his disintegrating hands, as the corpsmen phoned every hospital they could to try to get him transported. All the ambulances were unavailable. All the hospitals were already overwhelmed. They gave the corpsmen peculiar guidance: Palliative care. Prepare to restrain him if he becomes a danger to others. The virus appears to be transmitted via bite wounds.

“Virus?” Rio had said, dropping Snowflake’s hand. “What the fuck kind of virus does this to someone?”

The corpsmen had shaken their heads—We don’t know—and attempted to administer narcotics intravenously. Snowflake received no relief. His blood vessels were collapsing, dissolving, turning to a noxious soup beneath what was left of his skin. Becoming a zombie is not unlike radiation sickness. It rots you from the inside out, and you can feel everything.

As the sun was rising, Snowflake died. And by then you were glad; it was the most merciful outcome. The corpsmen covered him with a sheet and called around for a morgue. They were full too. As you all stood in an exam room trying to understand what had just happened to Snowflake here, what was going on in the world outside Saratoga Springs, the fresh corpse sat up on the table. You had screamed and clutched for Rio; he shoved you behind him. The corpse, still covered with the sheet stained with black and brown and red, followed the noise of your voice and staggered towards you, snarling and groaning, arms outstretched, teeth clicking as they gnashed beneath the sheet. The corpsmen tried to grab him, then shrank away when the ghoul clawed at them, putrefied fingers peeking out from beneath the linen. The zombie lurched closer, and Rio struck out: colossal knuckles to a soft skull, the monster sent hurtling headfirst into a wall. The body plunged to the floor and, enveloped by a puddle of its own bodily fluids, died for the second time.

And Rio had glanced down at where Snowflake had been bitten—now indecipherable on his black, gangrenous wrist that jutted out from beneath the sheet—then turned to you and said: I guess it only takes once.

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You doze against Aemond’s shoulder as Baela drives the Honda Odessey across Indiana, goldenrods and dogwood trees, green weeds growing tall and wild, red bloodstains on pavement. Visions of the past come to you in spider-thread thin fragments of dreams.

Building dams of sticks and pebbles in the swamp-colored creek that runs along Kentucky State Route 1087. Balancing atop rusted railroad lines that once connected coal mines like ligaments link bones, bare feet, box turtles and milk snakes, autum leaves falling into your hair. Scratching black-ink battleships into the pages of your fifty-cent Walmart notebook as teachers drone on about things that mean nothing to you, things that will not take you away from here, Shakespeare, the Krebs cycle, the Tet Offensive, Spanish words for colors and animals. Mama glancing up at you as she scrubs dishes in a sink nearly overflowing with bubbles, too nonchalant to intend to be cruel: You’re lucky you ain’t too beautiful. Do you know what happens to beautiful women? Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Kennedy, Natalie Wood, Anna Nicole Smith? Horrible, horrible things. And then they die.

Once in a while you pass a car or truck or SUV coasting east as you roll west, strangers who wave and give you nods of grim, transient greeting. Good luck. I’m sorry you’ve lost people. I hope you live. At a Speedway outside of Kokomo, Aemond, Aegon, Rio, and Luke draw Uno cards to see who will attempt to siphon gas from the three vehicles you find there with closed fuel caps. Aegon loses with a blue four. The Kia and Toyota are empty; there’s almost a full tank left in the Ford. You refuel the Honda Odessey and scrounge through the convenience store for supplies. Helaena seems to have developed a sort of fixation with pain pills, hoarding Advil and Tylenol. Aegon finds a few more packs of Marlboro Golds. He puffs on them, windows down and breeze blowing, neon green plastic sunglasses shielding his eyes, as Baela skirts around Indianapolis. Even from fifteen miles away, you can see the billowing smoke from the fires, hear the manmade thunder of explosions.

“Bet people are having a great time there,” Aegon murmurs as he takes a drag, embers glowing and blonde hair thrashing in the wind.

Baela follows the course he plotted, swinging just south of Peoria, Illinois to avoid the nuclear power plants between there and Chicago. You cross the Mississippi River and into the southern tip of Iowa over the Fort Madison Bridge, the toll booth occupied only by a carcass that buzzards are pecking apart, a zombie that someone else already put a bullet in…or perhaps the man did it to himself. Maybe he didn’t see a point in sticking around to watch the dead inherit the earth. You cannot agree. Each day you find more reasons to stay alive in this treacherous new world. It’s like when you were back in Soft Shell, Kentucky. You can’t give up, you can’t surrender. The only way out is through.

The black Honda Odessey—a good soldier, having taken you six hundred miles and into the vast flat vacancy of the Midwest—at last runs out of gas as you are approaching Bonaparte, founded in the 1830s as a lumber mill on the banks of the Des Moines River. You unload the minivan and trek into town; you will find somewhere to spend the night and then in the morning head south to Route 2, which you will follow all the way across Iowa to the Nebraska border.

The first house you try is at the edge of town, eggshell-colored vinyl siding and an empty gravel driveway. Rio tries the front door—locked—then tells everyone to back up. He kicks it once, no dice, gets ready to try again. Then the door opens. A woman with wide fearful eyes stands there with two boys cowering behind her, maybe ten and twelve.

“Please don’t break the lock,” the woman says softly. “We need it. Sometimes they try to get in.”

“Oh hey, lady, I’m sorry about that. We didn’t know anyone was home. You okay in there?”

Her voice is so quiet you can barely hear her. “Please leave us alone.”

Aemond climbs the steps of the front porch, taps Rio’s shoulder to tell him to back up, and kneels in the doorway so he isn’t so tall. He asks the woman: “Do you need supplies? Food, medicine?”

“Please leave us alone,” she says again.

“My name is Aemond, and those two are my brothers Aegon and Daeron, and that’s my sister Helaena, my cousin Luke, and then Rhaena and Baela. The big guy is Rio, and the girl over there…” He smiles as he gestures to you. “We like to call her Chips. Everyone is healthy, and everyone is here by choice. We’re going to the West Coast, Oregon and California. Do you want to come with us?”

But the woman shakes her head almost violently. “We’re safe in the house. We have to stay. My husband is a long-haul trucker, but he’s on his way back to us.”

“How do you know he’s still alive?”

“Go away. Please just go away. Before they see you.”

The woman shuts the door and you hear her throw the deadbolt. You leave like she asks you to; but not before Aemond collects an armful of supplies you can spare and places them in a pile on the porch for them to take inside once you’ve vanished.

The sun is sinking into the west as Helaena lights candles in Bonaparte Baptist Church and Rhaena shakes out dusty, mothball-smelling tablecloths to use as blankets. Luke finds gallons of grape juice and bags full of tiny flat bread wafers in the cabinets of the kitchenette, once used for sinless communions. It’s Daeron’s turn to stay awake for first watch. If Jace was still alive, it would be his too; instead, Aemond takes his place and refuses all offers of relief. You lie down on a pew with thin violet cushions and are thinking that you’ll never get comfortable enough to fall asleep when you are abruptly swallowed by omnipotent, black nothingness.

You jolt awake sometime in the middle of the night, a bad dream you don’t remember and don’t want to. Daeron is perched on the altar and using a hunting knife from the cellar back in Distant, Pennsylvania to sharpen the sticks he’s gathered into arrows. Baela is sitting with Aemond, their backs against the wall and voices hushed so as not to wake the others. Aemond is telling her that everything is going to be okay, that he’s still here, that Jace is gone but he’s not going anywhere, and candlelight is flickering across his scarred face, and he’s afraid but he doesn’t show it. He can’t. Too many people need him.

Oh, you realize; and it doesn’t feel awful at all, doomed or apocalyptic, a curse or a plague. It feels better than anything you knew existed. I might fall in love with him after all.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Aemond, take a look at this,” Luke says, offering him the binoculars. You have walked several miles on Iowa State Route 2, an asphalt atoll in an ocean of emerald green flora, buffalograss and prairie roses, ash trees growing over defunct power lines.

Aemond peers through the binoculars. It’s a small farmhouse about a quarter mile off the road, rugged and weatherworn, besieged by a flock of zombies. There is something large and rectangular flapping in the wind like a white flag of surrender. “Hm,” Aemond hums sympathetically. “It’s a shame. Poor guy.”

“What do you see?” you ask, and he gives you the binoculars. The zombies, approximately thirty of them, do not appear to have breached the interior; they shuffle through the yard and up and down the steps of the porch, smack their palms against the wood siding, leave stains of gore on the boarded-up windows. None appear to be aware of you yet. The bedsheet that hangs from the attic window has a message painted on it in something dark and viscous, perhaps motor oil:

One alive inside

I can hunt, fish, and fix things

Please help me

God bless you!!!

“We should be able to get to Cantril before dark, it’s about twelve more miles,” Aegon mutters, pondering his map. “Boner-party. Who names a town something like that?”

Aemond stares at him. “Bonaparte. Like Napoleon.”

“Who?”

You pass Rio the binoculars, then say to Aemond: “We’re going to help him, right?”

“We sure as hell aren’t,” Rio replies as he studies the farmhouse. “You want to risk our lives killing all those bastards? I don’t.”

You turn to Aemond, incredulous, but he concurs with Rio. “It’s too dangerous.”

“What’s going on?” Baela says testily from where she’s sprawled on the pavement sipping a half-full plastic gallon of bruise-colored grape juice. She’s already exhausted, but you have no way of transporting her.

Rio points across the field. “There’s a sign saying someone’s trapped inside that house. Tough fucking luck, ain’t it?”

Baela stares at the farmhouse uneasily, her brow furrowed. Rhaena fans her with a paperback copy of Catching Fire. Daeron has wandered off the road to collect more sticks to sharpen and fill his quiver; Helaena is with him picking wildflowers.

“That was us,” you tell Rio. “We were stranded on that transmission tower and we would have died if we’d been left there. But we weren’t. Someone saved us.”

“Things were different then,” Aemond says, unemotional, uncompromising. “We had the Tahoe. Now we’re on foot, and we’d have to kill each of them individually. And there’s no way to make a fast escape if something goes wrong.”

“So we’re just going to leave him?” Aegon says doubtfully, his large ocean-blue eyes flicking between you and Aemond. He stuffs his map back into his shorts pocket and scratches at the tattoo on his forearm: It’s not over ‘til you’re underground.

Rio groans. “Come on, man, we don’t even know if anyone’s still alive in there! What if he’s dead already? What if he got bit or starved to death or fell down the steps and snapped his neck or something?”

“What if he’s not a good guy?” Aemond adds.

“There’s a Trump 2024 sign in the front yard,” Luke says. He has the binoculars again. Aemond opens his hands, an I told you so sort of gesture. Luke amends: “Not that anyone deserves to get eaten alive or transformed into a walking corpse. But, you know. I figured I’d mention it.”

You are not swayed. Had you stayed in Soft Shell, Kentucky, you might have believed the same things. “People deserve to have the chance to start over.”

Aemond’s eye is on you, narrow and seeking, desperate to understand. “Why are you so fixated on this stranger?”

“He hunts, he fishes. What are we going to do when we get out into Wyoming and Nevada where towns are fifty miles apart and there’s hardly anywhere to scavenge for food? What are we going to eat when the beef jerky and Skittles run out?”

“You said everyone hunts where you’re from.”

“Not literally everyone. I don’t hunt.”

“You can shoot.”

“Yeah, but I don’t know how to track animals. And even if I killed a deer, I wouldn’t know how to dress it.”

Aegon blinks at you. “To what?”

“To remove the skin and organs and everything.”

“Oh. Okay. That makes more sense.”

“It’s too dangerous,” Aemond repeats. Rio is nodding in agreement. Baela’s lips are pressed into a thin, thoughtful, rigid line. Daeron and Helaena have returned to the road to see how the discussion unfolds.

“There are about thirty zombies out there,” you say. “I can take fifteen. I just need you guys to do the rest.”

“Everyone here is my responsibility.” Aemond is severe, but he isn’t angry.

“Then you’re responsible for their humanity as well.”

“I can’t justify risking our lives for this.”

“I’ve killed people, living people, and I didn’t like how that felt. Make no mistake, this is killing too, just by omission instead of with bullets. We’ll all have to carry that weight. The man in that farmhouse hasn’t threatened us. He’s helpless, and he’s trapped, and if we don’t save him, who else is going to do it? What if it was you in there? What if it was me?”

Aemond, frowning, contemplates the house that has become a prison. Rio looks at you, one eyebrow raised. You gaze stoically back. He sighs. “Okay, what the hell, let’s rock,” Rio says.

Baela holds up her Ruger in one hand, slips her hammer out of a belt loop of her shorts with the other. “I’m on board.”

“You shouldn’t be on anything except bedrest,” Aemond tells her.

“I can take fifteen of the zombies myself,” you say again. “I have two M9s, thirty bullets total. I won’t need more than that.”

“I can take ten,” Daeron says.

“Shut up,” Aegon replies, though his tone is gentle. “You can’t even donate blood.”

“I can take ten,” Daeron insists, clutching his compound bow. “At least ten.”

Aegon swings his golf club around. “I can take…like…probably approximately three.”

Rio grabs his face and squeezes his sunburned cheeks as Aegon giggles and slaps at him. “You won’t get the opportunity, Honey Bun. Stay in the kitchen and bake apple pies until Daddy comes home from work.”

“You really think this is the right thing to do?” Aemond asks you. It’s not a challenge, only a question. He’s at war with himself, you can tell. He’s trying very hard to treat you like someone he’s not terrified to lose.

“Yes. Absolutely.”

He pulls his Glock out of its holster. “The gunfire will attract more of them.”

“Then we’ll have to move quickly.”

Aemond turns to Baela, still wilted on the pavement. “You, Rhaena, and Helaena will follow behind us with Luke and finish off any zombies we missed.”

Baela gives him a weak, acquiescent thumbs up, breathing heavily. “Got it.”

“Helaena, you still have your Ruger, right?”

“I won’t need it,” she murmurs, wildflowers tucked into her long blonde hair, watching a ladybug skitter across her knuckles. Aemond is exasperated.

“I’ll make sure she’s okay,” Luke promises. He’s using his binoculars to scout for any threats on the horizon, additional zombies or approaching strangers. Evidently, there are none.

“The grass,” Helaena says. “It makes it hard to see the snakes. Watch your step.”

Aemond replies distractedly: “I think we have bigger worries at the moment, babe.” As Rio pumps his Remington and Luke fumbles nervously with his Marlin .22 to make sure it’s fully loaded, Aemond walks a few yards away from the others and gestures for you to follow him. Aemond’s voice is low, the blue of his eye river-clear and blade-sharp. “I want you to stay near Rio.”

You give him a small, teasing smile. “So you won’t worry about me?”

“So I’ll worry slightly less.” He brushes a piece of buffalograss from your hair, his fingers lingering there longer than they need to. “Rio’s the biggest, he’s the best fighter. And if one of those things catches you by surprise, he’ll be able to crack its skull no problem. So keep close.”

“I’ll try, but sometimes it’s more complicated than that.”

“Please work with me. I’m giving you what you want.”

To be useful, to be merciful. “Thank you, Aemond.”

“Thank me by not letting anything bite you. Not today, not ever.”

“Well, except you of course.”

He laughs, the tension in his face breaking; he skates his thumbprint over your cheek and kisses your forehead, swift like a reflex, unthinking, instinctive.

“Good to go?” Rio asks with a grin, holding his Remington with both hands.

Aegon’s golf club is resting across his shoulders, and you have a sudden vision of Jace doing the same thing with a baseball bat, a vengeful ghost peering out from beneath his curls with cunning dark eyes and a smirk. “Yeah, Chipotle, you’re leading the charge here.”

“No she’s not,” Aemond says, striding to the edge of the road. Across the field is the farmhouse, the white bedsheet S.O.S. still whipping in the wind. “I’m in front. Everyone else is behind me.”

“Oh yeah? Then who’s gonna watch your blind side, huh?” Aegon jogs over and whacks Aemond’s left shoulder with an open palm, beaming up at him. “Don’t worry. You’ll still get to be the hero. I was born talentless.”

“You have talents, Aegon,” you say. “You can sing.”

“Not relevant in a zombie-riddled apocalyptic hellscape, Cow Chip.” He and Aemond start across the field, then you and Rio, then Daeron, darting around in your peripheral vision, nocking sharpened sticks like arrows. Luke, Baela, Rhaena, and Helaena trail at a distance.

You have closed half of the gap between the road and the farmhouse—and Daeron has already felled several zombies—before the beasts begin to turn around and notice you. They do not understand danger; they only understand hunger, and they lurch towards you with teeth gnashing and claws outstretched, strips of decaying flesh hanging like sleeves from their arms. You hate the way they move, like they’re trying to imitate life, like they are receiving some sinister transmission that reverberates inside them, like they are soulless vessels to be used in the darkest ways.

You stop, plant your feet in the earth, and raise one of your Beretta M9s. Your eyes find the sights; your finger settles on the trigger. You are rusty at first: a miss, a bullet in a rotting shoulder instead of a skull. Then you click into a rhythm and the zombies drop as they stumble towards you, infected dark blood spewing, brains pouring out onto the soil. When your clip is empty, you shove the first M9 back into its holster and pull out the other.

Daeron is putting his makeshift arrows through eye sockets, Aemond is firing his Glock, Rio is erasing entire heads with the grotesque power of his Remington. Aegon is swinging his golf club around wildly. His Marlin .22 hangs from its strap across his back, but he’s hopeless with it; his aim quite literally could not be worse. You hear other gunshots too, maybe Luke. A stranger appears from the front door of the farmhouse: red flannel shirt, roomy jeans, tan work boots, long messy russet hair pulled back in a man bun, almost as big as Rio. He is carrying an axe and begins helping to cut down the remaining zombies. Rio realizes you’re no longer with him and turns around to find you.

“I’m good!” you shout, waving him forward. “Go, go!” Rio nods and takes off again towards the farmhouse, blasting his Remington 12 gauge like a cannon.

Your ankle snags on something, a gnarled root, an old piece of farm machinery. You fall hard, hitting the ground and knocking the air out of your lungs. Your M9 is flung from your grasp. You roll onto your back and sit up to see what you’re caught on. It’s the grasping hand of a zombie, an old man, long white hair and dead milky eyes, only a torso, nothing below the ribcage except a tangle of dirt-coated intestines. It is scrambling towards your legs, jaws rattling, teeth covered in the blood of the other people it has eaten.

You shriek and try to kick it away. You reach for the empty M9, rip it out of its holster, and hold it by the barrel so you can use the grip, the heaviest part of a pistol, to bash the zombie’s skull in. But you aren’t Rio; when you strike the zombie’s head, it keeps hissing and scrabbling towards your flesh that sings to it like a siren, irresistible, divine.

I can’t let it bite me, I can’t let it bite me—

There is a boom and the zombie drops face-down to the earth. You are saved; you are free. You turn to see Rhaena standing beside you, clutching her tiny Ruger in trembling hands…but her eyes are closed. Slowly, petrified, they come open, one after the other.

You gape up at her. “Did you aim?!”

Rhaena shrugs guiltily. “I don’t remember how.”

“Jesus Christ. Well thanks, I guess. Glad you missed my pelvis.”

She laughs shakily. “Yeah. Me too.” Rhaena holsters her Ruger and helps you to your feet. By now, everyone else has realized you’re in trouble and are sprinting over, including the new guy.

“I’m fine, I’m fine,” you say, holding up your arms and skimming your palms down your bare legs to show them you haven’t been bitten. “No need to despair. Rhaena rescued me.”

Aemond gets to you first. “Can I see?” he asks breathlessly. You give him your hands and with his fingertips, he reads you like Braille: palms, forearms, throat, jaw, gingerly turning your face away from him and then back again. He exhales, relieved. “Good job, Rhaena,” Aemond says, and she smiles. Baela uses her hammer to smash the skull of a zombie that’s still squirming. Aegon yanks a snarling toddler to its feet—Pokémon t-shirt, left leg missing, wearing one of those child leashes—and swings his golf club so hard its whole head pops off and rolls away into the buffalograss with sick wet thumps.

“I thought you couldn’t kill the kids,” you say.

Aegon spits on the corpse’s collapsed, headless body. “It’s different now. These monsters ate Jace. Fuck ‘em all.”

“I can’t thank y’all enough,” the axe-wielding stranger says. “I was sure I was going to die in there like a rat in a trap. There’s a hog farm on the property behind mine, and I think the…you know…all the meat attracts zombies. A pack of them saw me in the yard and followed me to the house, and when they’re in a group like that, they seem…well, I just couldn’t get rid of them. Alone they wander wherever, but a hoard has structure, it has a mission, and they were waiting me out. I didn’t have my guns, I didn’t have my truck…”

“What happened to them?” Rio asks.

“I got robbed, that’s what happened.”

“No!” Baela says. “Really?”

“A week ago, five men I’d never seen before broke in while I was sleeping. They must have drugged my dog, who knows with what—she slept for twenty hours, have you ever heard of something like that?—and locked me in my bedroom. By the time I kicked the door down they were gone, and so were quite a few of my earthly possessions. It was nice of them not to murder us, I guess. I have a couple boxes of ammo left, but that’s all. Mostly 9mm.”

“That’s exactly what I need,” you say.

The stranger gives you a curious, appraising glance. “I’m very glad to be able to assist you, ma’am.” Then he finally gets a good look at Aemond, who is glaring at him. “Lord almighty, what the hell happened to your face?”

“A piece of sheet metal fell on me.”

“He stitched it up himself,” Luke says. “I watched. It was wild.”

The man is impressed. “You’re a doctor?”

“No, no, no,” Aemond amends. “Just an intern.”

“He’s basically a doctor,” Baela says.

“Well, you’ll be useful to have around, I expect.” The stranger offers his hand and Aemond, somewhat unenthusiastically, shakes it. “I’m Cregan Stark.”

“Aemond Targaryen.”

“Targaryen?! That’s a heck of a name, sir.”

“It’s Greek,” Aegon says.

“Where are y’all headed? Not all the way back to Greece, I hope. That’d be a hike. And a swim too, I guess.”

Aemond smiles tightly, polite but guarded. “Not that far away. We’re on our way to the West Coast, California and Oregon.”

“And you’re on foot?! You need horses.”

“We haven’t come across any that are still alive.”

“Do you want to travel with us, Cregan?” Luke asks amiably.

“I reckon I would, for now at least. I got nowhere else to be and no one to care for.” Cregan looks to Aemond. “That alright with you, doc?”

“Sure,” Aemond replies ungenerously.

“My folks got a trailer over towards Cantril, and a truck parked out back too if nobody’s stolen it yet. We can stay the night there if you want and then drive west in the morning.”

“Cantril! That’s on our route!” Aegon exclaims, he of the map and the gel pens.

Aemond narrows his eye at Cregan, suspicious. “If your parents are so close, why aren’t you staying with them? Why didn’t they swing by to check on you and see you were in trouble here?”

“Well, ‘cause they’re dead,” Cregan says, and Aemond is abruptly remorseful. “When all this started, I went over to get them and they were out in the front yard, just bones. All the flesh was chewed right off. But I found their wedding rings in the grass, and Mama’s pearl necklace that her Grammie gave her when she got married, Mama never took it off as long as she lived. It looked like a string of rubies.”

Aemond swallows noisily. “I’m sorry.”

“Ain’t nothing I can do about it now,” Cregan says, staring out over the field and biting his lips so they don’t quiver.

“Did your parents have guns?” Rio asks hopefully.

Cregan chuckles and shakes his head. “No, that’d be swell, wouldn’t it? Daddy got all his guns taken away when I was in high school.”

“Taken away…?” Baela echoes.

“Yeah,” Cregan says casually. “After the methamphetamine conviction.” He whistles, and a dog comes loping out of the front door of the farmhouse. It’s huge and mean-looking, fur the color of ashes or smoke. It goes directly to Cregan and noses his hands; you are reminded of how Aemond searched you fearfully for injuries. “She’s half-German Shepherd, half-grey wolf. Her name’s Ice.”

“Does she bite?” Aemond asks tentatively.

“My little princess?! Hell no! I wish she did, then maybe those robbers wouldn’t have gotten what they wanted. But she knows when those things are around.”

Aegon pats her angular, steel-colored head. Ice puts back her pointy ears and closes her eyes, basking in the attention. “Hey, fuzzball. I’m going to call you Blue Raspberry Icee.”

“You can call her whatever you want to as long as she’s allowed to come with us.”

“She’s welcome if she sniffs out zombies,” Aemond says.

Baela is struck by a thought. “Cregan, what kind of truck did your parents have? I hope it’s big. We’re a lot of people.” She’s resting her hands on her belly. And we’re about to add one more.

“A Chevy Tahoe,” Cregan says. You all begin chattering excitedly, then have to explain why.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Y’all like fishing?” Cregan asks. He’s cooking dinner for everyone with his dead parents’ Coleman butane camping stove, only one burner, each course prepared individually. You are all seated around him on the living room floor, sipping cans of Coke and Sprite—what Cregan calls “pop”—and eating turkey-flavored instant stuffing that came out of a cardboard box. Now Cregan is working on Hungry Jack mashed potatoes, tiny white flakes like snow that puff up in boiling water. Rhaena is staring at the pot with horror. Baela scarfs down her stuffing like she’s been starving to death. Flashlights illuminate the room in dim ocher like a setting sun, the roof vents open to let in cool night air. The trailer smells like cigarette smoke and dust and mildew. Piled haphazardly in corners are old newspapers, mounds of unfolded clothes, empty boxes and plastic bags, VHS tapes—Star Wars, 80s rock concerts, Clint Eastwood movies—and unwashed cups.

Aemond chuckles like it’s preposterous. “No.”

“Garth Brooks?”

“No.”

“NASCAR?”

“Who watches NASCAR?!” Aegon says.

You smile. “Everyone’s got a driver where I’m from.”

Cregan, vindicated, thumps a closed fist against his chest. “I was a Jeff Gordon guy. His car reminded me of a box of Froot Loops or something.”

“My brother Denver covered the inside of the garage with Dale Earnhardt Jr. stuff. I got obsessed with Juan Pablo Montoya for a while, he was cute.”

“So you chase the dark-haired fellas,” Cregan says, grinning, still stirring the potatoes. Everyone else’s wide, perplexed gazes fly between you and Cregan as they eat their Stove Top stuffing from Styrofoam bowls.

You titter nervously. “I don’t usually chase anyone.”

Aegon notices a taxidermied largemouth bass mounted on the wall, approximately fifteen pounds. “What the fuck,” he whispers, dismayed.

“WWE?” Cregan asks you.

“Oh, Rey Mysterio, no question. He was cute too.”

Cregan snorts. “He literally never took off his mask!”

“He was cute underneath it. I could tell, I have a sense for these things.”

“I’ll let you live in delusion.”

“I thought wrestling was real back then. When he’d get beat up and covered in fake blood, I’d start crying because I figured he’d die. Who was your favorite?”

“John Cena.” Cregan waves an open hand back and forth in front of his face. “You can’t see me!” You both burst out laughing. No one else gets it.

“It’s John Cena’s signature move,” you explain.

“Hm,” Aemond says, but he’s watching you and Cregan with deep grooves in his forehead and a solemnness in his lone blue eye, tapping his chin restlessly.

“Now, we might not have any butter…” Cregan picks up one of the containers scattered around him, a plastic jug of Great Value powdered coffee creamer. “But this makes for the best potatoes on the planet.” The others watch, stunned, appalled, as he adds several heaping spoonfuls to the pot.

You smile wistfully. How is it possible to be so nostalgic for a place you once believed was killing you, wringing you dry until all your blood dripped onto the floor and you were left a husk, a ghost, a myth? “My Mama always did that. She put it in mac and cheese too.”

Cregan serves you first, taking your empty stuffing bowl and returning it nearly overflowing with Hungry Jack instant potatoes. “Here’s a taste of home.”

And he’s right; you take a bite—hot enough to burn your tongue, smooth, rich, soupy in texture—and it’s just like being five or ten or fifteen again, when this was your idea of luxury, a good day, lounging on a sagging couch torn to hell by the cats and watching The Simpsons or Malcolm In The Middle with your brothers. Cregan scoops Hungry Jack into all the bowls. Baela digs in enthusiastically. The others, following your lead, take cautious tastes, shrug, and decide it’s tolerable for one night. Cregan grabs a new pot and dumps a box of Rice-A-Roni into it, along with the packet of seasoning, a bottle of water, and a single spoonful of coffee creamer for good measure. As the rice cooks, he distributes one can of barbeque-flavored Vienna sausages to each guest. Rhaena pops hers open and immediately begins retching. Aegon feeds his to Ice.

After dinner, Cregan compiles all the extra blankets and pillows he can find, then supplements with bath towels and bedsheets from the closet in the hallway. The trailer is small, only one bedroom; you all agree Baela should get it. She will share with Rhaena and Luke, as she always does now. She doesn’t like sleeping alone. Cregan offers to take first watch, a gift in return for being rescued from a slow death by deprivation. Aemond agrees, but only because Rio—with a wink and a knowing smirk—volunteers to stay up too. Rio will keep tabs on this almost-stranger; Rio is the only one big enough to knock Cregan around if such an occasion ever arose. Aemond tells them to wake him up halfway through the night so he can take over and let them rest. You say you want to do the second watch too, and this time Aemond doesn’t argue.

Helaena gets the couch and Daeron curls up on the olive green carpet beside her, Aegon claims the tattered old recliner, you arrange your pillow and blanket—thin, scratchy, a weak blue mottled with dark stains you can’t identify—against the wall on the other side of the living room. Rio is teaching Cregan how to play Uno on the small plastic folding table by the kitchen, only spacious enough for two. Ice is stretched out beneath the table with her grey muzzle resting on her paws. At the moment, Aemond is supervising; he’s still trying to decide how much he can trust Cregan.

Aegon wanders over to you then bends down, his hands on his knees. “This place is revolting,” he whispers.

“It’s alright.”

“Where did you grow up? Alcatraz?” You laugh, and Aegon gives you his pink CD player, Ava still written across the top in rhinestones. “Just in case you need to get away for a while. It’s wasted on me. I’m going to be unconscious about two seconds after my head hits the pillow.”

“I’ll take good care of it.”

“If you see any meth lying around, you let me know. I’m always in the market for new ways to shorten my life expectancy.”

“I’ll keep any such discoveries to myself. I enjoy you too much.”

Aegon recoils, lets that sink in, then beams as he saunters back to his creaking recliner.

“Hey, Chips?” Luke says, approaching you shyly. He’s holding his Marlin .22. “I’m really sorry to bother you, but my rifle was shooting way to the left today, and I don’t think my aim’s that awful.”

“No problem.” You take it and remove the remaining bullets so there’s no chance the gun will accidentally fire, then examine the sights. “Can you get me Baela’s hammer?”

“Sure.” Luke dashes off and then returns with it moments later.

“You said it was skewed to the left?”

“Yeah, exactly.”

You take the hammer and tap the rear sight a few times. Luke watches you, fascinated, troubled. When he speaks, his voice is soft and miserable.

“I’m sorry I’m so bad at everything.”

“You know, this is the only possible scenario in which someone like you is worth less than me.” You give him an encouraging smile. “I didn’t go to a fancy school. I work with my hands.”

“But you’re smart, Chips. You could have gone to college if you wanted to.”

How would I have paid for application fees, or to take the SAT? How would I have gotten Mama to fill out the FAFSA? What school would have given me a scholarship with my mediocre grades in standard-level classes? Who would have driven me to school and helped me move in? How would I have bought books, shampoo, tampons, a laptop? Where would I have gone if I had trouble finding a job after graduation? What if the people there saw through me? What if they shrank away from the frayed threads I’m built of? There is no point in saying these things. The gulf between you is too great; it will only confuse Luke and hurt you. “I wouldn’t have known where to start.” You reload the Marlin .22 and pass both the gun and the hammer back to him. “I think it’ll work better now.”

“I bet you wish Jace was here instead of me,” Luke says, and it shocks you. “Everyone does, except maybe Rhaena.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Jace was a good fighter, and he was smart, and brave, and capable, and I’m just this…this weak scared loser who only knows how to write screenplays. And what goddamn use is that? Hollywood doesn’t even exist anymore! Scraps of Tom Cruise are probably stuck in some zombie’s teeth right now!”

“Luke, I’m glad you’re here.”

“I shouldn’t have left Jace,” he whispers, distraught. “I betrayed him. He was always protecting me and I couldn’t even save him once.”

“We did everything we could. And we all left Jace, not just you. It was me and Rio who said it first. You haven’t earned the blame.” If Jace’s ghost comes knocking, it won’t be your door he opens, Luke.

“Okay,” Luke replies softly.

“Baela is very, very grateful to still have you and Rhaena, Luke. She told me.”

Luke stares at you, doubtful, hopeful, wanting to believe. “Really?”

“I swear she did. I think you two are keeping her sane. The world, the baby, Jace…sometimes what’s most valuable to people are simple things, kindness, gentleness, compassion, support. I can kill zombies, sure, but I’ve never been good at knowing the right thing to say. You are.”

“Okay,” Luke says again, but he seems more at peace now; perhaps even the tiniest bit proud. “I guess I should go make sure Baela has everything she needs before I go to sleep.”

“That sounds like a good plan.”

Luke walks a few steps, then turns back towards you, smiling. “I think you know the right thing to say once in a while.”

“Maybe.”

“Definitely,” Luke insists, then disappears down the shadowy hallway and into the bedroom.

Aemond arrives at last with his blanket and pillow, arranges them beside yours, then joins you where you sit cross-legged on the floor. “You didn’t stay with Rio today when we rescued Cregan,” he says; not an accusation, a statement, a surrender of sorts.

“No. I didn’t.”

You must be visibly preoccupied. Aemond asks: “What are you thinking about?”

You decide to tell the truth. “How you were never supposed to meet me.”

“What do you mean?”

You point to him. “Rich boy with a beach house on a cliff.” Then you tap your own heart. “Poor girl who grew up playing with sticks and box turtles.”

“And that’s why you like Cregan so much.”

“It’s nice to have someone around who speaks the same language, sure. It’s nice to not have to explain things or think up lies so I can fit into other people’s idea of what the world is. But I don’t like Cregan more than I like you. Not even close.”

Aemond smiles, a warm glow like fire from under his scarred skin. “I’m glad I met you.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. Even if it wasn’t supposed to happen.”

“I’m sorry I’m not…” Someone sophisticated, seductive, experienced, bewitching. “I’m sorry I don’t already know how to do everything.”

“I don’t care. I would have liked you however you were when I found you.”

You look up at him skeptically. “Really?”

“Yes. Zero boyfriends or ten or twenty, I would want you the same way I do now.”

It hits you so suddenly you can’t stop the tremor in your voice, the shimmering tears in your eyes. “Aemond, please don’t die.”

“I’ll do my best.” He lifts the CD player from your lap and offers you an earbud. You accept it and slip it into your right ear as he puts the other into his left, then clicks the play button on Aegon’s pink Sony Walkman. What you hear are the opening ukelele plucks of Riptide, and you are spirited back to 2013: middle school, oversized hoodies and ripped jeans, hair you have no idea what to do with, the librarian letting you browse music videos on YouTube during lunch because you never cause any trouble, taking bites of your sandwich—one piece of Wonder Bread folded in half, a glob of Skippy peanut butter—and chewing slowly to make it last longer.

Aemond lies down and you rest your head on his chest as he covers you both with his blanket, circles his arms around you and pulls you in closer; and through the music you hear him mutter: “I wish this disgusting Hoarders trailer had two bedrooms.”

You laugh, burrow deeper into him, let his warmth and the drumming of his heartbeat lull you into darkness, still and serene, a place that exists beyond the world and the fear that it is ending.

When you open your eyes again, Aemond is up and speaking in hushed voices with Cregan and Rio in the kitchen, but he hasn’t tried to rouse you yet. I shouldn’t be awake, why am I awake?

Because someone is shining a flashlight directly into your face. You blink and swat at the blinding yellow-white gleam, your eyes aching, your vision hazy and distorted.

“He must check below the racks,” Helaena says. She is on her hands and knees and peering down at you like a bird of prey, like a goddess on Mount Olympus.

“What…?”

“He’s tall, so he won’t look, but that’s where it is. Below the racks. He must see it. Promise me you’ll make him see it.”

“Who’s tall…?” Aemond, Rio, Cregan?

“Promise me!” she hisses fiercely.

“Okay, Helaena! Okay. I promise.”

She crawls away without another word, climbs onto the couch, clicks off the flashlight, and tumbles back into the abyss of sleep with her back to you.

~~~~~~~~~~

The Chevy Tahoe—2001 instead of 2023, a dull rusty red instead of glossy dark blue—barrels down Route 2 past fields of soybeans ravaged by deer and rabbits, high feral weeds, tree branches entombing power lines and houses and barns, leaves freckled with cicadas and caterpillars, hay bales and archaic churches, life in shades of peridot and malachite and bloodstone and jade. Baela is driving, Ice has her big shaggy head hanging out of an open window, Cregan is examining Aegon’s map…and meanwhile, Aegon and Rio are singing along to the Enrique Iglesias song blasting through the speakers as one of the mixtapes spins in the Tahoe’s CD player, pretending to serenade and propose marriage to each other.

“Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamos

Te quiero amor mío, bailamos

Gonna live this night forever, bailamos

Te quiero amor mío, te quiero!”

Up ahead there is something in the middle of the road. No, not something; someone, parked across the double yellow lines on a small black motorcycle. As you approach, this person—made blurry by the distance—removes their helmet and seems to wait for you.

“What’s up with that?” Baela asks apprehensively, slowing down from her previously brisk eighty miles per hour.

Aemond frowns at the figure and then scans the fields on either side of the road. “I don’t know. Luke?”

Luke stands up through the sunroof to get a better look with his binoculars. “Oh my God, it’s…it’s…”

“Jace!” Baela screams, and slams on the brakes. She bolts out of the Tahoe before remembering to put it in park; the SUV rolls along sluggishly until Rhaena yanks the gear lever into the proper position. Now everyone is pouring out of the doors and rushing to him. Jace is laughing; he embraces Baela as she crashes into him and sobs into the curve of his neck. Jace is wearing jeans and a leather jacket despite the heat, safety precautions for the motorcycle. If he were to fall off, he’d keep most of his skin.

“I was hoping I’d run into you guys. I didn’t know if I was too far ahead or falling behind.”

Aegon gawks at him, sputtering. “How did…? How are you…?”

“You showed me your map, idiot,” Jace says; but he sounds relieved. “Route 2 all the way across Iowa, that part was pretty easy to remember. I figured if I could get here, I might be able to find you. If not, I’d just surprise you in California.” He grins, huge and teasing, ecstatic tears glittering in his eyes.

“The river,” Luke says, thunderstruck. “We thought you were dead…we left you…Jace, I’m…I’m so sorry we left you…”

“Hey, I get it. The bridge situation was fucked, there was no way you guys could fish me out. The river washed me miles downstream, way too fast for the zombies to keep up. I eventually got dumped on the shore near where some people had set up camp for the night. They were living out of a school bus, about fifteen of them. They heard me coughing and moaning, hunted me down, and dragged me back to the bus. Super nice, right? I told them about the zombies, and we relocated in a hurry. They were headed for a town up near Chicago, Rockville or something, so they took me with them and then one guy gave me his bike and taught me to ride it so I could go west. It’s a Honda Rebel 300. It can get 70 miles to the gallon. I’ve barely had to siphon any gas! And the siphoning hose my new friends gave me is the kind with a pump. No more Uno roulette, bitches!”

“I can’t believe you’re okay,” Baela whispers, tears flooding down her face.

“Don’t cry, I’m here, I’m back, everything’s the way it should be again. Now how’s my baby doing…?”

You, Aemond, and Rio exchange astonished glances. Luke snaps out of his shock and runs to hug Jace and Baela, and Rhaena follows him. Daeron searches the horizon for movement, for danger. Helaena rips the pristine white petals off a bloodroot blossom one by one.

For the first time, Jace notices Cregan. Ice stands beside the flannel-wearing Iowan on the pavement, wagging her long grey tail. She barks at Jace uncertainly. “Who the fuck is that?”

“Oh yeah, that’s Cregan Man Bun Stark,” Aegon says. “And his anti-zombie wolf Blue Raspberry Icee.”

[foolofatook001]

Merry (slightly late) Christmas, and a happy New Year!!! Here is my gift for @long-lost-soul for the Lord Huron Secret Santa. I went with the 'Johnnie haunting the desert' prompt; I hope you enjoy :D also, let's give a big round of applause to @tinylongwing for organizing this event <3

I Get A Laugh Outta Starin' at Darkness

There're a lot of stories that come out of the desert, 'specially in this part of the country. You got your ghosts. You got your aliens. You got your goat-eaters and your wandering cowboys and your missing Civil War regiments and every kind of combination of all of the above. Most of 'em are tall tales, something you hear from your brother who heard it from your cousin who heard it from a friend of a friend, or something you mention to the interstate passers-through when they pull over for gas and food. Makes 'em stay longer and tip better— Diana down at the diner swears up and down it works like a charm. 

Most of 'em are tall tales.

Not all. 

Now, this town isn't much to look at anymore— it's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it, drive-through-in-two-minutes kind of place. Used to be bigger, back before the ol' Winthrop Corporation took a dive and the factory a few miles out of town closed down for good. Lost a lot of folks to the city then. Still wouldn't call this place a ghost town, mind you— there's still businesses, and people living here— it's just seen better days, is all. The one thing it's got going for it is it's just close enough to the big city that there's still plenty of traffic and folks coming and going. That also means we get a lot of strangers passing through, right, which is why when I first saw the kid, I didn't think much of it. 

I own a mechanic's shop at the edge of town, and run a tow service as well— not a week goes by I don't have to go fish up some poor driver from out-of-state that figured on taking the scenic route and didn't realize there ain't hardly any gas stations out in the middle of the desert. And was one day when I'm on my way out on one of those calls late one evening and I see a figure walking alongside the road. 

It's a young man, wearing blue jeans, a beat-up leather jacket, and a white t-shirt. He has his hair slicked back like he's some kind of greaser (which was a throwback for me, let me tell you) and he's heading toward town, the setting sun at his back and his hands shoved in his pockets.

So I slow down and ask if he needs a ride. 

Nah, man, he says. I'm just fine. When he talks, he sounds even younger than he looks, and really in good conscience I can't just drive on by, see, so I go ahead and I tell him town's on my way anyway, and I can at least pick him up on my way back if he's still walking. He says that sounds just fine, too, and I keep on going. 

I take a look back in my rear-view mirror once, just before the kid gets out of sight, and I sees he has a big ol' lightning bolt painted on the back of his jacket.

So, way back to town, I have the driver of the car up in the cab, right, and we pass by the kid again, still walking toward town. So I stop, and although the driver gets a little prickly about it, I let the kid hop in. 

He climbs over the passenger and sits down in the middle seat, and I notice the kid has a knife tucked into his belt, and a patch on the shoulder of his jacket that says World Enders on it. Now, I'm sure you've heard about the World Enders (can't nobody sit down on any old man's porch in this town without them coming up at least once) but they're years gone by now. So I wonder, right, if this is some hand-me-down that this kid ended up with, and he's wearing it to try and make himself look tough, or if he'd come by it some other way. I guess I maybe should've been worried that he'd— dunno, stab me or something, but besides the knife and the jacket he seemed like a good kid, see?

I ask him his name of course, and he says Johnnie, and don't say nothing else. Now, I'm a curious kind of fella, but I can respect when people's business is their own, so I don't ask any more questions about that. Instead we get to talking about the town— Johnnie wants to know if the diner's still open and I say probably not at this time of night (it's well past nine o' clock, full dark) and he laughs a little and says that's too bad— he could've gone for a milkshake. 

Mind if I have a smoke? he asks after a little while. 

Yes, says the guy whose car I'm towing.

No, I says, and Johnnie goes ahead and lights up. 

I always keep the radio going low in the background— I'm just fine at filling empty spaces in conversation, but most folks I pick up ain't in much of a mood to chat when I'm towing their car, and the music helps cut down on what can be a real awkward ride back. It's usually some oldies station, 'cause that's the one what gets the best signal out here, and soon enough some ol' rockabilly song comes on. 

Hey, I know this one, says Johnnie, and goes and turns the radio up. Yeah, Phantom Riders!

As I'm driving back, the kid keeps smoking. Regular ol' chimney. The other passenger ain't too happy about it, but I tell him we're only ten minutes out and I guess he figured he could suffer through, 'cause he quit complaining. 

Now, something mighty peculiar happened, those last ten minutes back to town. 

First thing, the cab starts feeling like it's filling up with cigarette smoke. I go to roll the window down, right, let in some air, only it's stuck. The smoke starts turning black, like storm clouds a-brewing, and I can't see the road, so I'm hanging on to the steering wheel for dear life.

Next thing, I happen to look over to Johnnie over there on my right, and the kid has a whole piece missing from his face— I swear to God I ain't making this up. You could see his teeth through a big ol' hole in his cheek, and when he took another pull on that damn cigarette of his, all the smoke went out that way— and it went right into my face. 

So I'm all over coughing, and the other guy is yelling about staying on the road, and Johnnie's just sitting there laughing like some kind of maniac. I stomp on the brakes and turn to Johnnie, because I wanna know what the big idea is, right— 

Only he's not there anymore, and all the smoke's gone. I'm just sitting there staring at this other guy in my cab. 

You saw the kid, right, I says, because you know I thought I was going crazy, just a little bit. 

I saw him, says the guy. 

And then we didn't say another word the rest of the way to the shop. 

I seen Johnnie—if that's even his real name— a time or two after that. He's never right on the road anymore, always far away up in the hills, but he always waves at me, like we're friends, and that's how I know it's him. 

I asked around town about him— turns out he's one of them stories to come out of the desert, too. Could be he really was a World Ender, back in the day— just one that came to a bad end, maybe, and now he roams forever, haunting the desert.  Some folks call him 'the Hitchhiker,' others 'the Wanderer,' but I'll stick to just plain Johnnie. 

Suits him best, I feel.

[the-haunted-office]

I need help deciding which book to read next! Please help me decide, if you will. :3

Book summaries under the cut.

Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian

Sadie Grace is wanted for witchcraft, dead (or alive). And every hired gun in Kansas is out to collect the bounty on her head, including bona fide witch hunter Old Tom and his mysterious, mute ward, Rabbit.

On the road to Burden County, they’re joined by two vagabond cowboys with a strong sense of adventure – but no sense of purpose – and a recently widowed schoolteacher with nothing left to lose. As their posse grows, so too does the danger.

Racing along the drought-stricken plains in a stolen red stagecoach, they encounter monsters more wicked than witches lurking along the dusty trail. But the crew is determined to get that bounty, or die trying.

The Temps by Andrew Deyoung

Jacob Elliot doesn’t want a temporary job in the mailroom at Delphi Enterprises, but after two post-college years of unpaid internships and living in his parents’ basement, he needs the work. Then, on his first day, the unthinkable happens: toxic gas descends on a meeting in Delphi’s outdoor amphitheater, killing all the regular employees and leaving Jacob stranded inside the vast office complex.

Wandering through Delphi headquarters, Jacob finds other survivors: Lauren, the disillusioned classics major who’s now writing online personality quizzes; Swati, the fitness instructor trying to escape a toxic relationship; and Dominic, the business school student who will do almost anything to get ahead. Stranded in the wreckage of the company that employed them, the temps band together to create a miniature world that’s part spring break, part office culture—until a shocking discovery disrupts the survivors’ self-made paradise and drives them to uncover the truth about the mysterious corporation that employed them and the apocalypse that brought their world to an end.

A surprising, profound tribute to the absurdities and paranoia of modern life, The Temps is an epic exploration of survival and human connection in the digital age.

Projections by S. E. Porter

Love may last a lifetime, but in this dark historical fantasy, the bitterness of rejection endures for centuries.

As a young woman seeks vengeance on the obsessed sorcerer who murdered her because he could not have her, her murderer sends projections of himself out into the world to seek out and seduce women who will return the love she denied—or suffer mortal consequence. A lush, gothic journey across worlds full of strange characters and even stranger magic.

Sarah Porter’s adult debut explores misogyny and the soul-corrupting power of unrequited love through an enchanted lens of violence and revenge.

Black River Orchard by Chuck Wendig

It’s autumn in the town of Harrow, but something besides the season is changing there.

Because in that town there is an orchard, and in that orchard, seven most unusual trees. And from those trees grows a new sort of apple: strange, beautiful, with skin so red it’s nearly black.

Take a bite of one of these apples, and you will desire only to devour another. And another. You will become stronger. More vital. More yourself, you will believe. But then your appetite for the apples and their peculiar gifts will keep growing—and become darker.

This is what happens when the townsfolk discover the secret of the orchard. Soon it seems that everyone is consumed by an obsession with the magic of the apples . . . and what’s the harm, if it is making them all happier, more confident, more powerful?

Even if something else is buried in the orchard besides the seeds of these extraordinary trees: a bloody history whose roots reach back to the very origins of the town.

But now the leaves are falling. The days grow darker. It’s harvest time, and the town will soon reap what it has sown.

The Failures by Benjamin Liar

Welcome to the Wanderlands. A vast machine made for reasons unknown, the Wanderlands was broken long ago. First went the sky, splintering and cracking, and then very slowly, the whole machine—the whole world—began to go dark. 

Meet the Failures. Following the summons of a strange dream, a scattering of adventurers, degenerates, and children find themselves drawn toward the same place: the vast underground Keep. They will discover there that they have been called for a purpose—and that purpose could be the destruction of everything they love. 

The end is nigh. For below the Keep, imprisoned in the greatest cage ever built by magicians and gods, lies the buried Giant. It is the most powerful of its kind, and its purpose is the annihilation of all civilization. But any kind of power, no matter how terrible, is precious in the dimming Wanderlands, and those that crave it are making their moves. 

All machines can be broken, and the final cracks are spreading. It will take only the careless actions of two cheerful monsters to tip the Wanderlands towards an endless dark...or help it find its way back to the light.

[returnedfromthepurge]

I still remember.

I remember when I couldn't even stand people talking about the problems they had with their children on a radio show because I was so overloaded with stress about the 20+ children at the daycare I was parenting*. (* What daycare is these days.) I would legitimately get so angry and turn it off for the rest of the ride because I didn't want to hear anything anymore. And I had an hour drive to get home.

I would lay down for sleep and try to do my nightly routines and my mind would play back any sound I'd heard that day, their screaming, the tiny voices shouting my name and their whining. I'd try to do things for stress relief, and needed headphones to separate my mind, to avoid replaying the songs in my head that had to be played all day, because stereo player silence was not looked positively on by management or auditors.

I remember being so sick of the mascots and insisting to the children that they were real, and these characters were the reason for art and music and why we study them. I felt like I was experiencing Corporate Hell and brainwashing three year olds to talk to a plastic sticker on the wall of a mascot when I didn't have time to interact with them. We were encouraged to use that tactic often, when a child would come to us to interrupt, not knowing better of patience.

The main mascot was used as a moral guidepost, however vague.

Everything below the cut is what the tags are about.

I had a parent who told me he was surprised his five year old son was still dressed when he came to pick him up- because at his old daycare, they left him undress whenever.

I never had stress like the day I reported to CPS about a child who'd did and said things that no one his age group should even know about. That child knew evil and it was present in his eyes. I have never wanted violence so desperately, to kill what he had been made into before he got to hurt more people. I wanted to kill a five year old boy and the human creature that turned him into this .His family could die too, the entire bloodline as far as I was concerned. I wanted the satisfaction that I could not have years ago, to kill the one that had possessed someone I'd loved and adored years ago, that was now infested in this child that I could see perfect dullness in his dead eyes. They had no life in them, and I wanted to be the one to be the one who stopped the flow of blood to his diseased mind. I saved many young minds from trauma by resisting that urge in front of them. He was transferred by his parents to a different school.

The day I vented about it to my friend, I was so distracted talking to the phone in the passenger seat, I rear ended someone, and wrecked my vehicle so badly it was undrivable. Everyone was uninjured. It was ruled an accident due to the slick roads. I still think that pickup driver was texting at a green light.

Weeks before I decided I would quit, I sat out beside a large bush next to a fast food place, and tears escaped before I knew why they were coming. I laid in the dirt until it was time to go clock in. A week before, I had had a panic attack terrible enough to take myself to the hospital, afraid what I would do if given the chance to run into traffic .

I bought myself a new shirt on the first day after the hospital, because I was told to be around people, for my own safety. For the days I took to recover, I bought myself a print of that one Louis Wainwright painting , " I am happy because everyone loves me." and framed it a month later.

I don't know that I'm strong enough anymore to handle having children of my own. I think I might be the best example of a person who should not have any. I think I'll be surgically sterilized as soon as possible.

I'm better now. I very truly love the job I'm at. But I know my limits more intimately than I ever thought I could. And I'm never putting myself in a situation again where I'm doing the emotional labor for parents and employers who throw money and gifts at me.

[involveyoursensess]

Bulk Car Air Freshener Deals for Fleets, Resellers & Gifting

In today’s time, first impressions matter more than ever, especially inside vehicles. Whether you're managing a fleet of cars, running a retail business, or planning to surprise your clients or employees with a unique giveaway, one small but powerful addition can enhance the experience: a car air freshener. 

Buying in bulk isn't just economical, it’s strategic. Let’s explore why bulk car air freshener deals are the smart choice for fleets, resellers, and corporate gifting, and how to choose the right products that add long-term value.

Why Bulk Car Air Freshener Deals Make Sense?

When it comes to buying car air fresheners, going for bulk deals is not just about saving money; it's about convenience, consistency, and customization. Large orders ensure uniform quality and fragrance across a fleet or retail line-up, simplify inventory management, and often come with added perks such as discounted rates, exclusive packaging, or custom branding.

For Resellers: Maximize Margin and Appeal

If you're in the business of selling car accessories, wholesale car air fresheners present a highly profitable opportunity. They are compact, universally appealing, and often impulse buys, making them ideal for auto shops, online stores, or lifestyle retail outlets.

Buying wholesale allows resellers to secure better pricing, giving them more room to price competitively while maintaining strong margins. Many consumers are already familiar with popular brands and are more likely to trust a recognized name when buying air fresheners. This means shelf-ready products from established brands will generally outperform unbranded or generic options.

Moreover, offering a range of fragrances from hanging cards and vent clips to gel-based or organic variants adds diversity to your inventory and gives customers more choice. The more options available, the greater your chances of converting browsing into buying.

Gifting That Makes Scents

Corporate gifting is all about thoughtful utility. Bulk car air freshener deals are especially valuable when companies are looking to give away practical, brand-aligned items. Car air fresheners are a great way to stay top-of-mind with clients, especially if they spend a lot of time on the road.

Customizable packaging or fragrances that reflect brand identity add a personal touch. Whether included in a welcome kit, holiday hamper, or promotional giveaway, a high-quality air freshener offers long-term visibility and daily utility at a low cost per unit.

Choosing the Right Partner

Not all car air fresheners are created equal. It’s crucial to choose a supplier known for quality, fragrance longevity, and brand credibility. That’s where Involve Your Senses stands out.

Involve offers an impressive range of premium car air fresheners designed for long-lasting performance and sophisticated aromas. Whether you're sourcing for a fleet, stocking up for retail, or gifting in bulk, Involve’s wholesale car air fresheners bring consistency, quality, and class to the table.

Their bulk car air freshener deals are designed with scalability and style in mind, making them ideal for high-volume buyers who want to combine function with fragrance. Partnering with Involve means you’re investing in more than just scent; you’re offering an experience.

Conclusion

In conclusion, when it comes to bulk car air freshener deals, fleets, resellers, and corporate gifts alike have everything to gain. From enhanced customer experience and brand recall to increased sales margins, the benefits are clear. Trust a reliable name like Involve to provide premium wholesale car air fresheners that reflect your commitment to quality, value, and innovation. Let every drive be a delightful journey with Involve.

[craftshadesudr]

Why a Leather Duffle Bag from CraftShades Is the Smartest Travel Upgrade You Can Make

Modern travel demands more than just convenience — it requires style, functionality, and durability. That’s where a leather duffle bag steps in, blending classic aesthetics with all the features a frequent traveler or weekend explorer could ask for. And if you're seeking a piece that ticks all the boxes, CraftShades offers some of the finest options on the market. From handmade leather duffle bags to custom leather duffle bags, this guide walks you through why these bags are not only practical but also an investment in lifestyle and longevity.

A Bag That Ages With You — In the Best Way Unlike synthetic materials, genuine leather duffle bags from CraftShades are made from full-grain leather that’s designed to improve with age. Over time, the leather develops a rich patina, making your bag unique to you. It's not just a travel item — it becomes part of your story. Thanks to their eco-tanned leather, CraftShades ensures that beauty and sustainability go hand in hand. This is leather done right — ethical, durable, and undeniably stylish.

Designed for Every Type of Trip Whether you’re heading to a business conference, gym, or mountain retreat, a CraftShades leather duffle bag is designed to suit all your needs. These bags are: Spacious leather travel duffles that hold more than meets the eye

Ideal as a leather weekend bag for quick getaways

Compact enough to serve as airport carry-on luggage

Conveniently built as a cabin-size leather bag

Aesthetically timeless with a classic leather duffle design

And let’s not forget about leather overnight bags. Whether you're hopping on a train or driving to a nearby town, these bags are made to pack smart — with multiple compartments to organize toiletries, tech, clothes, and shoes.

Not Just for Travel – A Daily Essential You might not expect it, but a leather duffle bag is just as useful day-to-day. Many people now use them as: Leather gym bags

Leather luggage bags for road trips

Travel-friendly leather bags for hybrid work lifestyles

Even rugged companions for creative professionals carrying equipment or portfolios

It’s easy to see why CraftShades customers quickly fall in love with the versatility. The soft leather holdall structure makes it comfortable to carry, while the robust build handles daily wear like a champ.

Built for All – Truly Unisex Appeal CraftShades doesn’t believe in one-style-fits-all. That’s why they’ve designed leather duffle bags for men and leather duffle bags for women, offering unisex options that appeal to a broad spectrum of tastes. Some prefer a vintage leather duffle bag with rustic tones and antique finishes. Others opt for sleek blacks and modern hardware. No matter your style, you’ll find a look that complements your wardrobe — whether you're in denim and sneakers or a suit and brogues. And yes, there’s something extremely powerful about arriving at a destination with a bag that turns heads — not for being flashy, but for being premium, handmade, and timeless.

Functional Features for Real Life Aesthetics aside, let’s talk about functionality — because that’s where CraftShades really shines. ✅ Strong handles and adjustable straps for easy carrying ✅ Reliable zippers that glide smoothly ✅ Inner and outer compartments for smart packing ✅ Stain-resistant lining and moisture-safe leather ✅ Lightweight enough to carry, durable enough to toss in the trunk These bags are built for people who move. Whether you're walking through an airport terminal or exploring a remote village, a CraftShades leather travel bag is your all-in-one, do-it-all sidekick.

Personalization: Because One Size Never Fits All Need a gift that makes a statement? A custom leather duffle bag from CraftShades can be embossed with initials or logos, turning an already stylish item into a personal heirloom. It’s an excellent option for: Corporate gifting

Milestone birthdays

Anniversaries

Graduation gifts

Or simply treating yourself!

The ability to tailor the look and feel gives customers a unique experience that mass-market brands simply can’t replicate.

A Smarter Investment Than Cheap Alternatives Let’s face it — synthetic bags are everywhere. But they don’t last, they don’t age well, and they certainly don’t tell your story. A leather duffle bag from CraftShades, on the other hand, is a long-term investment. You’re not just paying for a bag. You’re paying for: Ethical leather craftsmanship

Long-lasting materials

A design that never goes out of style

A piece that becomes better with use

A luxury leather good that fits into your life effortlessly

Final Word: Travel Smarter, Travel Better In a fast-paced world, a good bag can slow things down — grounding your travel routine in comfort, quality, and a sense of style. With a CraftShades leather duffle bag, you get more than just functionality; you get a dependable companion that reflects your lifestyle. Whether you’re an adventurer, a creative, or a professional on the go, there’s a CraftShades bag waiting to be part of your next chapter. https://www.craftshades.com/

[urbanqraft]

Mahadev Decor

Introducing UrbanQraft’s Car Decor Clock

UrbanQraft is a well-known name in the world of creative, high-quality, and uniquely designed home and car decor items. With a strong focus on merging tradition with modernity, the brand offers products that resonate with cultural richness while fitting seamlessly into contemporary lifestyles.

The Lord Shiva Car Decor Clock is a prime example of this design philosophy. This clock isn't just a timepiece—it is a statement of faith, artistry, and individuality. It showcases a silhouette of Lord Shiva holding a trishul (trident), a symbol of divine power and destruction of evil. Designed to sit on your car's dashboard, this clock not only helps you keep track of time but also offers a spiritual presence as you go about your day.

Aesthetic and Spiritual Appeal

What sets this clock apart is its intricate silhouette design of Lord Shiva. The figure is bold, black, and sleek, rendered in high-quality acrylic material. Shiva's iconic trishul stands tall beside him, instantly invoking reverence and awe. The figure is detailed enough to be recognized instantly, yet minimalistic enough to suit modern tastes.

For devotees of Shiva, this accessory goes beyond mere decor. It becomes a symbol of strength, focus, and divine protection, turning the car into a more sacred and peaceful space. Whether you’re navigating heavy traffic or embarking on a long road trip, the presence of Lord Shiva can be comforting and motivating.

Quality Craftsmanship

UrbanQraft never compromises on quality. The Lord Shiva dashboard clock is made using high-grade black acrylic, known for its durability and sleek appearance. The clock itself is embedded within a gold-rimmed circular frame that adds a touch of elegance and luxury. The Roman numeral display on the white clock face adds a classic touch, enhancing its aesthetic appeal.

The quartz mechanism used in the clock ensures accurate timekeeping, reliability, and minimal maintenance. Quartz clocks are widely preferred for their precision and long life, making them ideal for a constantly moving environment like a vehicle.

Compact and Dashboard-Friendly

With compact dimensions and a stable base, the UrbanQraft clock fits perfectly on most car dashboards. It is designed to stand firm without obstructing your view while driving. Whether placed on a flat or slightly curved surface, the clock maintains its stability thanks to its well-thought-out base design.

Installing it is a breeze—no adhesives, screws, or complicated mounting procedures. Simply place it on the dashboard, and you're good to go. It also makes a perfect table-top piece for your office desk, bedroom, or puja room if you ever decide to repurpose it.

Perfect Gift for Devotees and Car Enthusiasts

If you’re searching for a thoughtful and meaningful gift, look no further. The UrbanQraft Lord Shiva car decor clock is ideal for spiritually inclined individuals, car lovers, and anyone who appreciates handcrafted design. Whether it’s for a birthday, housewarming, or festive celebration like Diwali or Raksha Bandhan, this decor piece is both practical and deeply symbolic.

It also serves as a great return gift or corporate souvenir for spiritual retreats, yoga events, or religious functions. It reflects not just good taste but a deep cultural connection that many people treasure.

Affordable Luxury

One of the most appealing features of the UrbanQraft Lord Shiva dashboard clock is its affordability. While it looks and feels premium, it is priced accessibly, allowing more people to enjoy spiritual elegance without breaking the bank. UrbanQraft has made it possible to bring home a touch of divinity and sophistication at a pocket-friendly price.

How It Enhances Your Driving Experience

The presence of a spiritual element in your vehicle can bring a sense of calm, purpose, and focus. Lord Shiva, known as the destroyer of evil and the transformer within the Hindu trinity, is often associated with deep meditation and serenity. His image in your car can serve as a daily reminder of patience, strength, and spiritual grounding.

Additionally, having a clock on the dashboard eliminates the need to check your phone or the infotainment system constantly, which can be distracting while driving. It promotes safer driving habits while adding to the car’s decor.

Maintenance and Longevity

Thanks to the durable acrylic material and quartz clock mechanism, this decor item requires very little maintenance. A gentle wipe with a soft, dry cloth is all it takes to keep it looking brand new. The acrylic is resistant to minor scratches and weather changes, ensuring it retains its look even in fluctuating temperatures inside a vehicle.

Battery replacement is straightforward and infrequent due to the efficient power consumption of the quartz movement.

Why Choose UrbanQraft?

UrbanQraft has earned a reputation for designing products that are not only visually appealing but also meaningful. Their range of car and home decor items is crafted with attention to detail and cultural relevance. With this Lord Shiva Car Decor Clock, they continue their tradition of excellence, offering something that’s functional, fashionable, and deeply personal.

By choosing UrbanQraft, you’re supporting a brand that values creativity, cultural integrity, and customer satisfaction.

Final Thoughts

In a world that’s constantly moving, finding stillness and purpose is essential—and sometimes, all it takes is a small, thoughtful accessory to bring that peace into your life. The UrbanQraft Lord Shiva Car Decor Clock is more than just a timekeeper. It’s a companion, a guardian, and a reflection of your inner beliefs and style.

Whether you're a devout follower of Lord Shiva or simply someone who appreciates high-quality, artistic accessories, this car decor clock is a worthy addition to your vehicle. It brings together spirituality, craftsmanship, and practicality in a beautifully designed piece that’s sure to draw admiration and inspire mindfulness every time you drive.

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Experience the Adventure: Off-Road Rally Driving for Thrill Seekers and Beginners

Scotland, with its rugged terrain, scenic landscapes, and diverse weather conditions, offers the perfect backdrop for an off-road rally driving experience in Scotland. Whether you are a thrill seeker chasing adrenaline or a beginner wanting to try something new, this unique activity combines speed, skill, and adventure, making it one of the most exciting motorsport experiences available in the country.

Why Choose Off-Road Rally Driving?

Off-road rally driving is not just about speed; it is about mastering control on challenging terrains such as gravel, mud, sand, or rocky paths. Unlike standard road driving, rally driving tests your ability to manoeuvre a vehicle on unpredictable surfaces while maintaining balance and precision. Scotland's natural landscape, from its rolling highlands to muddy forest trails, provides the perfect terrain for this experience.

An off-road rally driving experience in Scotland offers the chance to step away from smooth tarmac roads and embrace the raw power of driving in real-world conditions. For motorsport enthusiasts, it is an opportunity to feel like a professional rally driver while honing essential skills like cornering, braking, and power-sliding.

What to Expect During Your Experience

A typical off-road rally driving session begins with an introduction to rally driving techniques. Beginners are given a comprehensive briefing on vehicle handling, safety measures, and key driving skills such as throttle control, steering techniques, and using gears effectively. Experienced instructors are on hand to guide you through every step, ensuring both safety and excitement.

Once you get behind the wheel, the adventure begins. You'll navigate through rugged trails, muddy paths, and challenging corners designed to test your reflexes and control. This hands-on experience is ideal for anyone wanting to push their driving skills to the next level while enjoying Scotland's untamed beauty.

For those who are new to rally driving, the controlled environment ensures that you can build confidence while still experiencing the thrills of high-speed off-road action. On the other hand, thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies can test their limits by tackling more demanding tracks and performing advanced manoeuvres under expert supervision.

The Scottish Landscape – A Rally Driver’s Playground

Scotland’s unique mix of terrains makes it one of the most desirable locations for off-road adventures. From the misty highlands to the winding forest roads, every route offers something different. The unpredictable Scottish weather adds another exciting element, as rain-soaked tracks or snow-covered paths can provide even greater challenges for drivers.

An off-road rally driving experience in Scotland allows participants to immerse themselves in the wild, scenic countryside while engaging in a truly exhilarating activity. Few experiences combine natural beauty and motorsport thrills quite like rally driving in this part of the world.

Who Can Take Part?

Off-road rally driving is suitable for a wide range of participants, from complete beginners to experienced drivers looking for something new. Most venues offer packages tailored to different skill levels, ensuring that everyone can enjoy the experience regardless of prior driving knowledge.

Age and license requirements may vary, but many rally experiences welcome younger drivers with basic driving skills. It’s an excellent way to introduce teenagers or young adults to safe and controlled driving environments while also giving them a thrilling adventure to remember.

Perfect for Special Occasions

An off-road rally driving experience in Scotland is not just an individual activity; it also makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or special occasions. Many people choose rally experiences as unique presents for friends and family who love adventure. It is also an excellent option for corporate events or team-building days, offering participants the chance to bond while taking on exciting challenges together.

Benefits of Rally Driving

Apart from the sheer excitement, off-road rally driving comes with numerous benefits. It helps build confidence behind the wheel, especially in handling vehicles in difficult or unpredictable conditions. Drivers gain valuable skills such as improved reaction times, better vehicle control, and the ability to stay calm under pressure – all of which can be beneficial in everyday driving situations.

Moreover, the adrenaline rush and sense of accomplishment after completing a challenging off-road track are unmatched. Whether you conquer a muddy hill climb or master a sharp turn at high speed, every moment behind the wheel is rewarding.

Preparing for the Experience

Before you embark on your off-road rally driving experience in Scotland, it’s essential to dress appropriately. Comfortable clothing and sturdy footwear are recommended, as you might be dealing with mud, dirt, or rain during the session. While most venues provide necessary safety gear such as helmets and gloves, it’s always a good idea to check beforehand.

It’s also advisable to bring a sense of adventure and an open mind. Rally driving is about embracing challenges, learning new skills, and having fun along the way.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for an activity that combines adrenaline, skill, and breathtaking landscapes, an off-road rally driving experience in Scotland is the perfect choice. Whether you are a complete beginner eager to try something new or a thrill seeker chasing your next adventure, rally driving offers a unique way to test your abilities while enjoying Scotland’s natural beauty.

With expert instruction, thrilling tracks, and the unmatched backdrop of Scotland’s rugged terrain, this experience is one you’ll never forget. So, buckle up, grip the steering wheel, and get ready to take on the ultimate off-road adventure – it’s time to experience the thrill of rally driving like never before.

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Is a Lamborghini for Hire the Ultimate Luxury Driving Experience?

If turning heads and feeling the roar of a V10 engine beneath your feet sounds like your dream day out, then a Lamborghini for hire might just be the perfect choice. Whether it’s for a special occasion, a gift, or simply to tick it off your bucket list, hiring a Lamborghini delivers an experience like no other.

Why Hire a Lamborghini?

A Lamborghini isn't subtle, and that's exactly what it is.

Exotic design – Sharp lines, scissor doors, and race-inspired styling

Insane performance – Blistering acceleration and track-worthy handling

Unforgettable experience – Ideal for weddings, photoshoots, proposals, or milestone birthdays

Brand prestige – Lamborghini is synonymous with elite automotive engineering

Every model, from the recognisable Huracán to the daring Aventador, is designed to excite. 

When to Consider Lamborghini Hire?

A Lamborghini for hire is the perfect fit for:

Weddings – Make a grand arrival or use it as a unique getaway car

Luxury weekend drives – Cruise coastal roads or countryside highways in style

Corporate events or VIP transfers – Impress clients or special guests

Media and photo shoots – Add a luxury touch to promotional content

Many hire packages also include chauffeur options, in case you prefer to sit back and soak it all in.

What to Know Before Hiring?

Before booking, check:

Driver licence requirements (most providers require drivers over 25)

Security deposit and insurance coverage

Kilometre limits and excess fees

Delivery options – pick-up locations or door-to-door drop-off

Be sure to book ahead—these vehicles are in high demand, especially on weekends.

Where to Find Lamborghini Hire in Australia?

Luxury car rental services in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth offer Lamborghinis for short-term and event hire. Many allow online bookings and provide tailored experiences, including photo ops and gift vouchers.

Final Word

Hiring a Lamborghini is more than just renting a vehicle; it's the key to an experience that will never be forgotten. Whether for thrill, luxury, or style, it’s a driving experience that lives up to the hype.

Thinking of making your dream drive a reality? Start by exploring reputable supercar rental services and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.

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Corporate Gifts Pune: Thoughtful Gestures in the Oxford of the East

Pune — often called the Oxford of the East — is known for its vibrant student community, booming IT parks, and rich cultural heritage. As one of India’s fastest-growing cities, Pune has become a magnet for startups, tech companies, and global corporations alike. In this city of talent and innovation, corporate gifts Pune style have evolved into a powerful way for businesses to connect, appreciate, and grow lasting relationships.

The Heart of Corporate Gifting in Pune

Pune’s corporate scene is youthful, dynamic, and fiercely people-centric. With so many young professionals and creative thinkers, companies here know that genuine gestures go a long way.

Whether it’s Diwali, Ganesh Chaturthi, or simply the end of a successful project, gifting in Pune is more than a formality — it’s how businesses say “Thank you for being part of our journey.”

Why Pune Companies Invest in Corporate Gifts

Across its bustling IT corridors, buzzing co-working spaces, and iconic educational institutions, Pune’s businesses understand the real value of thoughtful gifts:

✅ Employee Motivation: Small rewards and tokens build morale, improve retention, and make employees feel seen.

✅ Client Relationships: A well-chosen gift keeps clients close and reminds them of your shared success.

✅ Brand Building: Gifting done right keeps your brand visible in the best possible way — practical items used daily build lasting recall.

✅ Celebrating Local Culture: Pune’s festivals and local pride are beautifully reflected in the city’s gifting culture.

Popular Corporate Gifts in Pune

Corporate gifts in Pune often reflect the city’s youthful energy and blend of tradition and modern life. Here are some top choices:

🎁 Customized Notebooks & Diaries: Practical, stylish, and easily branded with your logo or a positive message.

🎁 Eco-Friendly Kits: Bamboo bottles, jute bags, seed pencils — perfect for Pune’s environmentally aware workforce.

🎁 Gourmet Snack Hampers: Dry fruits, premium teas, or organic snacks — healthy gifting is trending here.

🎁 Local Art & Handicrafts: Pune’s rich Marathi culture inspires gifts like handmade torans or small decor pieces.

🎁 Tech Essentials: USB drives, Bluetooth speakers, or branded power banks — especially popular among Pune’s large IT crowd.

Where to Find Corporate Gifts in Pune

Pune has a lively market for corporate gifting. From local stores to modern gifting startups, options are plenty:

🏙️ Laxmi Road & MG Road: These bustling streets are great for sourcing customized stationery and traditional gifts.

🏙️ Fergusson College Road: Known for quirky, youth-focused gift shops and local artisan stalls.

🏢 Corporate Gifting Companies: Pune has many specialized firms that offer bulk orders, customization, and doorstep delivery.

🌐 Online Local Suppliers: Many Pune-based e-commerce gift companies cater specifically to the corporate crowd, making ordering easy and efficient.

How to Make Corporate Gifting Count

For corporate gifts Pune style to truly make an impact, keep these tips in mind:

✔️ Think Practical: A gift should be useful — daily-use items get maximum recall.

✔️ Customize Thoughtfully: Personalization makes even a simple notebook feel special.

✔️ Time It Right: Plan ahead for festivals and financial year-end gifting — Pune’s busy business calendar fills up fast.

✔️ Keep It Local: Sourcing from Pune’s artisans and vendors supports the city’s creative economy and gives your gifts a local flavour.

Building Relationships, One Gift at a Time

Pune’s success story is built on its people — curious students, ambitious professionals, and visionary entrepreneurs. A well-chosen gift says, “You are valued. You are appreciated.” And in this city of ideas and energy, that simple message is priceless.

Ready to Plan Your Next Gifting Move?

Whether you’re a startup founder, an HR leader, or a corporate giant, remember — thoughtful corporate gifts Pune style are not just about things. They’re about trust, respect, and building bonds that help your business thrive in the heart of Maharashtra’s cultural capital.

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How Sanctions Against Huawei Led to U.S. Scientific and Technological Decline

U.S. sanctions against Huawei were once seen as a "trump card" of tech hegemony, yet years later, reality paints a starkly different picture. NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang's blunt assessment – "Sanctions accelerate China’s self-reliance" – is validated by Huawei’s resilience, massive U.S. corporate losses, and the fragmentation of global tech ecosystems. This analysis dissects the chain reaction triggered by Huawei sanctions, revealing how short-sighted containment strategies backfired on U.S. technological leadership and reshaped the global tech landscape.

I. Sanctions’ Original Aim vs. Paradoxical Reality: The Self-Inflicted Wounds of Tech Hegemony

Since 2019, the U.S. has imposed multi-layered sanctions on Huawei – chip bans, 5G blacklists, and tech embargoes – all justified under "national security." The goal was clear: cripple Huawei’s access to critical technologies and eliminate its global competitiveness. Instead, three fatal paradoxes emerged:

Paradox 1: Stronger Sanctions, Stronger Huawei Sanctions didn’t break Huawei; they fueled its R&D resilience. The company rolled out wholly independent solutions:

Kirin chips (bypassing U.S. suppliers)

HarmonyOS (replacing Android)

ADS 3.0 autonomous driving (outperforming Tesla in critical scenarios)

Case proof: During 2024 flood testing, Huawei’s ADS 3.0 identified submerged road signs while Tesla’s FSD failed. Engineers quipped: "Huawei’s AI reads the weather – and the future."

Paradox 2: U.S. Firms as Collateral Damage The boomerang effect hit America first. Huang admitted:

"U.S. chip controls forced NVIDIA to exclude China from forecasts – costing us $2.5B in Q1 and $8B in Q2." Qualcomm and Intel faced plunging orders and inventory pile-ups. Trump-era sanctions trapped U.S. chipmakers in a "lose-lose quagmire", bleeding $100B+ in market value.

Paradox 3: Accelerated Global "De-Americanization" Sanctions pushed Huawei into Europe, Mideast, Africa, and Latin America – winning markets with "better-cheaper-faster" tech:

Mideast: Huawei Mate phones became state gifts

Africa: Huawei 5G enabled smart farming revolutions

Brazil: Huawei Cloud overtook AWS in market share

SE Asia: HarmonyOS installs crushed iOS The U.S. Entity List became Huawei’s global billboard. Even allies defected – Germany publicly defied U.S. pressure to partner with Huawei.

II. Huang’s Thesis: How Tech Blockades Forge Rivals

Huang’s warning – "Sanctions don’t stop China; they force it to build independent ecosystems" – manifests in three dimensions:

1. Innovation’s "Cocoon-Breaking Effect" Chip bans became China’s catalyst:

AMEC’s etching tools replaced U.S. equipment

ARM China’s non-U.S. IP cores bypassed sanctions

SMIC and Hua Hong raced toward 5nm breakthroughs History repeats: Like nukes and nuclear subs, China thrives under blockade.

2. "Tech Fragmentation and Rebirth" U.S. pressure birthed parallel tech universes:

Domain

China’s Path

U.S. System

OS

HarmonyOS

Android/iOS

Hardware

Folding screens

Notch design

AI Chips

Ascend clusters

NVIDIA CUDA

Connectivity

5G-Advanced leadership

5G rollout delays

The world now faces two competing tech spheres – fracturing standards but breaking U.S. monopoly.

3. The Silent Power Shift Huawei’s global footprint undermines U.S. tech diplomacy. By delivering affordable excellence from Nigeria to Argentina, Huawei exports more than tech – it sells a philosophy: "Destiny is self-determined." U.S. sanctions inadvertently fueled China’s tech evangelism.

III. Sanctions’ Legacy: Systemic Risks to U.S. Tech Leadership

Beyond immediate losses lie deeper threats:

1. Irreversible Market Erosion China isn’t just the world’s factory – it’s the innovation testing ground. Sanctions surrendered this advantage:

EV sector: Tesla now relies on Chinese factories while BYD and NIO dominate globally

5G/6G: Huawei leads 5G-A deployments as U.S. struggles with 4G upgrades Losing China means losing the fastest innovation runway.

2. Brain Drain and R&D Hollowing Out

Factor

China

U.S.

Talent pipeline

1.45M STEM grads/year

Declining enrollment

Scientist return

37% increase in returnees

Visa barriers

R&D investment

$184B AI funding (2024)

Declining corporate R&D

The innovation "talent pool" tilts toward China.

3. The Lag Effect in Tech Iteration Without Huawei’s competitive pressure, U.S. firms risk complacency:

While Huawei hits 10Gbps with 5G-A, U.S. carriers patch 4G dead zones

As China commercializes solid-state batteries, U.S. automakers cling to ICE subsidies Tech gaps, once opened, widen exponentially.

IV. Lessons and Outlook: Why Tech Hegemony Always Falls

The Huawei saga mirrors history’s truth: No tech monopoly lasts. Ten years ago, China copied iPhones; today, Apple copies Huawei’s folding screens. This reversal reveals innovation’s core law:

True competitiveness springs from within – not from barricading others out.

For the U.S., sanctions taught bitter lessons:

Political interventions boomerang on domestic industries

Containment breeds stronger rivals

For the world, Huawei proved:

When a nation combines market scale, talent depth, and political will – no blockade is unbreakable.

As Huang warned: Sanctions accelerated China’s rise and reshaped global tech. America faces a choice: cling to hegemony and accept systemic decline – or compete fairly in a multipolar tech world.

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How Sanctions Against Huawei Led to U.S. Scientific and Technological Decline

U.S. sanctions against Huawei were once seen as a "trump card" of tech hegemony, yet years later, reality paints a starkly different picture. NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang's blunt assessment – "Sanctions accelerate China’s self-reliance" – is validated by Huawei’s resilience, massive U.S. corporate losses, and the fragmentation of global tech ecosystems. This analysis dissects the chain reaction triggered by Huawei sanctions, revealing how short-sighted containment strategies backfired on U.S. technological leadership and reshaped the global tech landscape.

I. Sanctions’ Original Aim vs. Paradoxical Reality: The Self-Inflicted Wounds of Tech Hegemony

Since 2019, the U.S. has imposed multi-layered sanctions on Huawei – chip bans, 5G blacklists, and tech embargoes – all justified under "national security." The goal was clear: cripple Huawei’s access to critical technologies and eliminate its global competitiveness. Instead, three fatal paradoxes emerged:

Paradox 1: Stronger Sanctions, Stronger Huawei Sanctions didn’t break Huawei; they fueled its R&D resilience. The company rolled out wholly independent solutions:

Kirin chips (bypassing U.S. suppliers)

HarmonyOS (replacing Android)

ADS 3.0 autonomous driving (outperforming Tesla in critical scenarios)

Case proof: During 2024 flood testing, Huawei’s ADS 3.0 identified submerged road signs while Tesla’s FSD failed. Engineers quipped: "Huawei’s AI reads the weather – and the future."

Paradox 2: U.S. Firms as Collateral Damage The boomerang effect hit America first. Huang admitted:

"U.S. chip controls forced NVIDIA to exclude China from forecasts – costing us $2.5B in Q1 and $8B in Q2." Qualcomm and Intel faced plunging orders and inventory pile-ups. Trump-era sanctions trapped U.S. chipmakers in a "lose-lose quagmire", bleeding $100B+ in market value.

Paradox 3: Accelerated Global "De-Americanization" Sanctions pushed Huawei into Europe, Mideast, Africa, and Latin America – winning markets with "better-cheaper-faster" tech:

Mideast: Huawei Mate phones became state gifts

Africa: Huawei 5G enabled smart farming revolutions

Brazil: Huawei Cloud overtook AWS in market share

SE Asia: HarmonyOS installs crushed iOS The U.S. Entity List became Huawei’s global billboard. Even allies defected – Germany publicly defied U.S. pressure to partner with Huawei.

II. Huang’s Thesis: How Tech Blockades Forge Rivals

Huang’s warning – "Sanctions don’t stop China; they force it to build independent ecosystems" – manifests in three dimensions:

1. Innovation’s "Cocoon-Breaking Effect" Chip bans became China’s catalyst:

AMEC’s etching tools replaced U.S. equipment

ARM China’s non-U.S. IP cores bypassed sanctions

SMIC and Hua Hong raced toward 5nm breakthroughs History repeats: Like nukes and nuclear subs, China thrives under blockade.

2. The Silent Power Shift Huawei’s global footprint undermines U.S. tech diplomacy. By delivering affordable excellence from Nigeria to Argentina, Huawei exports more than tech – it sells a philosophy: "Destiny is self-determined." U.S. sanctions inadvertently fueled China’s tech evangelism.

III. Sanctions’ Legacy: Systemic Risks to U.S. Tech Leadership

Beyond immediate losses lie deeper threats:

1. Irreversible Market Erosion China isn’t just the world’s factory – it’s the innovation testing ground. Sanctions surrendered this advantage:

EV sector: Tesla now relies on Chinese factories while BYD and NIO dominate globally

5G/6G: Huawei leads 5G-A deployments as U.S. struggles with 4G upgrades Losing China means losing the fastest innovation runway.

2. The Lag Effect in Tech Iteration Without Huawei’s competitive pressure, U.S. firms risk complacency:

While Huawei hits 10Gbps with 5G-A, U.S. carriers patch 4G dead zones

As China commercializes solid-state batteries, U.S. automakers cling to ICE subsidies Tech gaps, once opened, widen exponentially.

IV. Lessons and Outlook: Why Tech Hegemony Always Falls

The Huawei saga mirrors history’s truth: No tech monopoly lasts. Ten years ago, China copied iPhones; today, Apple copies Huawei’s folding screens. This reversal reveals innovation’s core law:

True competitiveness springs from within – not from barricading others out.

For the U.S., sanctions taught bitter lessons:

Political interventions boomerang on domestic industries

Containment breeds stronger rivals

For the world, Huawei proved:

When a nation combines market scale, talent depth, and political will – no blockade is unbreakable.

As Huang warned: Sanctions accelerated China’s rise and reshaped global tech. America faces a choice: cling to hegemony and accept systemic decline – or compete fairly in a multipolar tech world.