#Crack Claus

[kakisnowcream]

Dess Design finally!!! Also im very evil because of how i designed her

[hyperfixatetime]

Clearly the 70s was a big decade for fire and ice coded brothers that made their extremely petty rivalry everyone's problem

[hussyknee]

This tweet has won Christmas three years running and is going to win this one too. 🤣

[beels-burger-babe]

Dia Claus - Christmas Crack

So hear me out. Diavolo finding out about Christmas after MC returns to the human world and pulling a Jack Skellington.

Man fully dresses up like Santa, gathers as many "presents" aka normal Devildom items that can and will kill or harm a mortal being, and appears at MC's house.

He will go down their chimney. And if they don't have a chimney, then he is going to magic one into existence because he has to be the best Santa, MC, you don't understand.

Meanwhile, MC is just trying to get some sleep before the craziness of Christmas day and they start hearing some CRAZY loud clanging on their roof and in their house and- holy fucking shit. Are they getting robbed?

They come down as Dia is eating the cookies they left out and gawking at the ornaments like, well, a child on Christmas.

Unfortunately, they round the corner at the same time Dia does, and since MC is wasn't going to just face an intruder unarmed, Dia ends up on the ground shouting with pepper spray in his eyes.

As an apology, he and the others get invited over in the morning for a proper Christmas breakfast and Dia is through the roof (though not literally this time.)

[sirtouchstarved]

A YEAR WITHOUT SANTA CLAUS AU FOR GRAVITY FALLS. 

This was inspired by the amazing @beccadrawsstuff, and this fanart series, it’s literally so good, I had to write a fic it was eating me alive. 

Four chapters, one today, one tomorrow, and the last two on Christmas day! First time I’ve written a seasonal fic so I am pretty happy with myself! 

Happy holidays y’all,

[commandernachos]

Me and @ghostbox99 and @themaskedpan Ponytown rp/new AU that I can't even begin to explain

[frankenjoly]

Fr bramcraft through history trying to have their cozy lil dates ft Fyodor who's there to cause chaos is suck a good crack concept

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

“ Ho ho ho! Did someone mention me? “

[tuima11]

The Naughty List

A clip from my ridiculous new Christmas-themed JttW fic, "The Naughty List" on AO3. Happy Holidays, everyone!

“What is all this stuff?” Monkey asked.

“Presents!” chirped Butter. “We make Christmas gifts for all the good little children of the world!”

Monkey turned to squint at him. “Oh? So how come I’ve never gotten one, then?”

The elf-yaoguai stared back. “…um,” he said. 

“Seems to me,” said Monkey, eyeing the colorful heaps, “that I am overdue.”

“You have to be on the Nice List to get a present!” blurted Butter. “You are on the—the other one!”

“Ah,” said Monkey. “Yeah. These lists I’ve been hearing about. Hey, you wanna hear a story about the last time someone put me on a list I didn’t like?” He slung a companionable arm around the yaoguai’s little shoulders. “So, one day a couple centuries back,” he began, “I got really drunk and woke up in hell…”

Now with FANART, by the superlative lukass-r!

[starleska]

guys!! guys, help!!! have you seen Jack Frost anywhere? he seems to have gone missing... oh!!! wait!!!

there he is!!! 🥰

[sidegly]

I think i finally know how my short friends feel when they have to go work at the northpole every year, cuz i've been decorating all day and i am TIRED, EXHAUSTED, COMPLETELY WORN OUT. if i ever see another hot glue gun im comitting manslaughter.

[crackicrossiships]

Krampus x Snow Miser: Freezing Coal

Proof of me living up to my username. Is this even oc x canon if its just my own iteration of an already existing creature from Christmas mythology?? Anyways their ship name is FreezingCoal

Anyways here’s my iteration of Krampus getting rizzed up by Snow Miser in his own silly way. Basically he really likes her and is swooning fr, which like same I also want a baddie lol. However, it does genuinely charm her because she can see he means it and is doing a very kind gesture, even if it confused her at first.

Also the second pic is him trying to blow his freezing kisses that does partially make ice crystals on the side of her face, but don’t worry she likes it and it genuinely isn’t too bad for her cause come on she has a all that fur for a reason

Also you can definitely tell what I was thinking of when I posed Snow Miser all baby girl like that lol

[ciara-vix]

After watching the latest smosh mouth I made my friend an Enhypen fanfic inspired by their chaos. Honestly the vendiagram of ppl who care about both fandoms might be low but would anyone want to read it???

[warrmonger]

his sigh is more akin to a huff than a breath, his lips twisted into a scowl. the cup of coffee at his lips is cold and his boots are wet with snow. considering it's barely ten, he's already been mistaken for an 'evil santa' twice this morning. oh how he loves the holidays.

"santa claus-" he muses, a grumble neath his breath "do i-" his thoughts almost run away from him, almost cause an 'outburst'. tongue held, he can only remain silent for so long before he finally snaps - words a growl and the coffee now in the trash. "do i look ANYTHING like that awful fairy tale-!? i-i-" he stutters, is in disbelief at the utter audacity of it "i have not ONE grey hair on my head - just for a start-!"

[somefanficrecomendations]

You're as Cuddly as a Cactus, You're as Charming as an Eel

Author: Shleapord Fandom: Young Justice (Comics), DCU

Readers Notes: Cracky, fun, and silly, this fic had me giggling and kicking my feet at my computer screen. YJ98 are always such a fun set of characters and make for the sort of plot that is classic comic book nonsense. If you are at all familiar with YJ98 you’ll have heard of the “Young Justice is responsible for the death of Santa Claus in the DCU” thing that goes around every couple of months and that’s what this fic is all about!

Summary:

Slowly, ominously, melodically, the opening notes of All I Want for Christmas filtered in. Kon shrieked. Cassie leaped up, or at least attempted to, and was slammed back to the floor by Kon’s iron grip on her hair. Tim, on reflex, grabbed a Batarang and prepared to fight the speaker, but before any of them could act, Bart had already sped back over to the console, ripped out the wire, and held the torn cords aloft like the head of Medusa. “Killed it!” he announced breathlessly. His hair was poofed like an electrocuted cat. OR Young Justice goes on a merry quest to fulfill the final wish of a past mistake.

Rating: Gen     Warning: None Apply   Words: 2,904         

Characters: Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Kon-el⎮Conner Kent, Darksied

Additional tags: Crack Taken Seriously, Hijinks and Shenanigans, Young Justice ‘98, Bart Allen’s Spaceship, Young Justice Killed Santa Claus, Cannon-Typical Violence

[demisexualnathanvuornos]

Lucas Bryant as (Step)Dad (2004-2023) [for Finnish Father's Day 2023]

1. Nathan Wuornos (Haven 3x13 Thanks for the Memories/ 5x26 Forever, 2013/2015)

2. Young Chuck Taggart (Odyssey 5 1x14 Begotten, 2004)

3. Calvin Puddie (Playing House, 2006)

4. Harry (Faux Baby webseries 1x5 Super Dad, 2008)

5. Peter Claus (Merry In-Laws, 2012)

6. Jesse Powell (Cracked 1x12 Old Soldiers, 2012)

7. Daniel Kenman (Secret Summer, 2016)

8. Colin Fitzgerald (Summer Love, 2016)

9. Phillip Anderson (Frankie Drake Mysteries 1x8 Pilot, 2018)

10. Jack Sutherland (Time for You to Come Home for Christmas, 2019)

11. Matthew Anderson (The Angel Tree, 2020)

12. Matthew Jamison (Five More Minutes: Moments Like These, 2022)

13. Eric Parsons (A World Record Christmas, 2023)

1. Biological father of James Cogan (Steve Lund), 20 years before he was born. Gets to raise him after the finale from a baby.

2. Young version of Chuck Taggart, father to Neil and Keith.

3. Expectant father, briefly co-parent, ends up with the mother (Joanne Kelly).

4. His wife (Missy Yager) gets a practice doll when they are thinking of getting kids.

5. Son of Santa, a teacher, wants to marry an astrologist (Kassia Warshawski) with a son who is in his class. Jacob Thurmeier as Max Spencer.

6. Homeless army vet suffering from PTSD makes some attempts to be a better father to his son raised by his brother.

7. Father and husband with two kids works a lot, so he has his brother take care of the kids during a summer. Max Page as Noah and Chiara Aurelia as Hailey. Emily Rose as wife.

8. Maya (Rachel Leigh Cook) works an internship at his tech company over the summer, they fall in love. Maya's daughter approves as they go sail around. Hannah Cheramy as Addison Sulliway

9. 1920s Canadian pilot and eugenics enthusiast. Has a deaf son he tries to get kidnapped and killed. He dies instead.

10. Meets a widow (Alison Sweeney) and her son on the way to figure out who saved his life years prior. Turns out it was the widow's late husband. He falls in love and gets along well with the son. In Time for Them to Come Home for Christmas (2021), Alison Sweeney's character reveals they got married. Kiefer O'Reilly as Will Moss.

11. Reunites with childhood best friend (Jill Wagner) who has a daughter and a dead husband. Also raising his nephew while his sister Zoe (Clare Filipow) is stationed over seas. Cassidy Nugent as Cassie McBride and Oscar Farrell as Owen Anderson.

12. Played football with the widow's (Ashley Williams) husband in high school, now works as a real estate person wanting to buy the house they lived in. Helps renovate the house and they fall in love while he also develops a relationship with the son. A funcle to 8 nephews. Brady Droulis as Adam Morrison.

13. Stepfather to an autistic kid. Bio dad left. Becomes Dad to Charlie and has another baby with his wife (Nikki DeLoach) in the end. Aias Dalman as Charlie Parsons.