#Crack Rp

[chunibyo-x-sorcerer]

"The thing we can say as sorcerers that the parciptants of the seance conjured up this being thanks to Jemma's lie when she envisioned Jack. Non-sorcerers leaking cursed energy can shape a curse's nature. This is one of the examples that occur thanks to Jemma's story, the three other girls imagine what Jack is. Nothing became serious until the lights and sign of activity is present."

"Oh...so their fears changed, also change the curse!" Yuria asked.

"Then...is it possible to change the curse into a non-dangerous one?" Taz asked, raising her hand.

"Hmmmm..that is a good one....given the ideals of what one can do." Hana said thinking while she was looking at the others.

"Hold on; how about trying to find a way to corrupt it and destroy it?" Hana looks to ask.

"I don't know...isn't it already that way due to it's nature?"

"Maybe?"

[bluebirdwonder01]

Impregnated

[thefairestandherfavoriteguy]

Ok. I read the pinned post and I'm just genuinely curious about how Ashton Vargas and Neige LeBlanche work as a couple here?

Neige: (smiling warmly, clasping his hands together) "Well, it all started after I graduated from Royal Sword Academy, about four years ago. I decided to pursue acting full-time—I really wanted to bring magic and joy to others through my performances. That’s when I met Ashton. I was searching for a personal trainer to help keep me fit for the demanding roles I was taking on, and there he was."

Ashton: (cutting in with a proud grin) "Let me just add, I wasn’t just some random trainer. I’m a professor at Night Raven College—teaching PE, flight classes, and the whole athletic curriculum—but I also work part-time as a personal trainer. When I first saw Neige walk into the gym, I thought, 'Great, another celebrity trying to survive my training regimen.' But he surprised me."

Neige: (laughing softly) "Oh, you were so intimidating at first, but I liked that about you. You pushed me harder than I’d ever been pushed before, and as we spent more time together, I realized how kind and caring you were beneath all that muscle." (glancing affectionately at Ashton)

Ashton: (blushing slightly, rubbing the back of his neck) "Yeah, well… you showed me a side of life I didn’t know I needed. Neige isn’t the kind of person to date someone casually, and let me tell you—he made it pretty clear early on that we were in this for the long haul. And I wouldn’t have it any other way."

Neige: (nodding earnestly) "That’s right. We’re definitely getting married someday. I mean, how could I not, with someone like Ashton? He’s my everything. I even like borrowing his clothes—his jackets are so comfy—and I love surprising him with little things, like the sweaters I knit or the pies I bake for him."

Ashton: (smirking) "And don’t forget that floral perfume you bought me. Neige loves the scent. Me? I think it’s a little… unmanly. But I wear it anyway because it makes him happy."

Neige: (giggling, his cheeks turning pink) "Oh, Ashton, you make make me happy no matter what you wear. You should see the photos of us online—there are so many where we’re just smiling at each other. My fans… they’ve basically united to become our 'shippers.' They even gave us a mini fanbase!"

Ashton: (grinning proudly) "Yeah, they’re our number-one shippers, all right. Neige made sure to give me a cute alias before we revealed my identity to the public. He’s full of surprises. And those pet names he gives me?" (his voice softens) "Dove, angel, darling, ma chérie… Even if they’re unmanly, I can’t help but like 'em. One time, he called me 'absolutely darling,' and, well… it changed me forever."

Neige: (beaming, leaning closer to Ashton) "It’s true! When we decided to go public, Ashton became so popular—he started getting invited to interviews and even got modeling opportunities. I didn’t think he’d enjoy it as much as he did, but it was lovely to see him shine."

Ashton: (chuckling) "Why would I deny Neige the chance to model with his beloved? The camera loves us—though I also act as his bodyguard during interviews and photoshoots. Can’t let anything happen to my angel, after all."

Neige: (giggling softly) "My old friends the Seven Swords adore Ashton! They instantly made him part of our family—um, friend group. And Ashton… he’s such a big cuddler. My little cuddle bunny." (giggling softly) "He’s also so affectionate in public. He’ll just hold my hand or stand close to me, and it makes me feel so loved."

Ashton: (leaning back thoughtfully) "For me, it was definitely a case of opposites attracting. Neige has this warmth and gentleness that softens my more... rough edges. But I’ll admit, the age gap was something I struggled with at first. Thirteen years isn’t nothing, and I was afraid to take the risk. Honestly, I thought Neige might break my heart. What if we couldn’t make it work?"

Neige: (reaching over to place a comforting hand on Ashton’s arm, his voice gentle and reassuring) "Oh, Ashton, your feelings are valid. It’s normal to feel uncertain, especially in a May-December relationship. But I hope you know that age doesn’t change how much I love you—or how much we mean to each other. You’re my heart, and I’d never hurt you."

Ashton: (smiling softly, taking Neige’s hand) "Thanks, dove. That means a lot." (his expression shifts to a confident grin) "And don’t let his appearance fool you—despite how delicate he might look, Neige is surprisingly strong and fit. I mean, look at him: well-proportioned, toned—those thin arms and legs, those slim shoulders, and that narrow waist… impressive, right?"

Neige: (blushing slightly, chuckling nervously) "Ashton!"

Ashton: (laughing) "What? It’s true! And I make sure he takes care of himself, too—stretching and taking breaks from sitting at his desk when he’s working. We even do couples yoga together. There’s something satisfying about lifting him and popping his back—it’s practically therapeutic."

Neige: (laughing nervously) "You’re not wrong about that. And Ashton’s always so helpful when we go grocery shopping, especially when we need to buy a lot of supplies. He’s great at carrying everything."

Ashton: (nodding firmly) "Of course. It’s important to keep the fridge stocked with protein—especially eggs. A solid diet makes all the difference." (he says with a wink)

Neige: (pausing, then with a shy smile) "But speaking of things Ashton helps with… I spend a lot of time writing and drawing my own little romance story, and Ashton reads it. It’s kind of a hobby."

Ashton: (cutting in, smirking) "You mean your amazing BL manga called ‘Someday My Prince Will Come?’ Don’t get all modest on me!"

Neige: (flustered, his cheeks turning pink) "Ashton! I wrote that for myself—it was supposed to stay a secret. And it’s not very good compared to other manga…"

Ashton: (grinning proudly) "Not good? Are you kidding me? I already asked Sam if he’d sell your work at the student store. It’s doing great!"

Neige: (blinking in surprise) "It is? I had no idea."

Ashton: (nodding) "Oh, yeah. Even Crowley’s taken an interest in your work. Can’t deny talent when it’s right in front of you." (he chuckles)

Neige: (beaming, his tone growing serious) "Ashton’s supportive like that, but he and my agent… well, they butt heads a lot."

Ashton: (shrugging, his tone shifting to a somber one) "What can I say? I don’t see eye-to-eye with them on how to handle Neige’s career. But speaking of not seeing eye-to-eye, we broke up once—or I thought we broke up. It was the darkest time of my life."

Neige: (interrupting, his voice filled with warmth) "Aww, honey bunny, we’ve been over this. I didn’t break up with you—I was on a trip, and I couldn’t take you with me."

Ashton: (blushing slightly, looking sheepish) "Yeah, well, when you left, I thought it was over. I didn’t go to work, I couldn’t work out… my muscles felt heavy, and I couldn’t even get out of bed."

Neige: (smiling gently) "And when I came home, I found empty ice cream tubs on the floor and Ashton sobbing on the couch, singing along to ‘Look Away’ by Chicago. I felt so awful for him."

Ashton: (clearing his throat quickly, his tone shifting) "Okay, okay—enough about that." (he smiles) "Let’s talk about how we hike and jog together. And how Neige makes me coffee with little hearts, birds, and even squirrel shapes in the foam."

Neige: (resting his head on Ashton’s shoulder) "It’s my way of saying I love you every morning." (snuggling close, his voice soft yet playful) "Life with Ashton is an adventure—and every day feels like a new chapter in our story. Thank you for letting us share a bit of it with you."

Ashton: (grinning proudly as he wraps an arm around Neige pressing a soft kiss to his forehead) "And trust me, our best chapters are still to come."

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

My demon prince Kaiba from an AU!

“Nah, I’d win.”

1 duel with rival later

[regina-massive-deal-george]

I met @maggiemelodies09 at the opera house and she’s pretty cool. She also likes pink and yes her makeup is better than mine so I gotta censor her face (/hj sorry maggggsss)

Tbh I think we’d get along swell. If she was at my school during the Years of the Plastics (TM) she so would have been a Plastic and you can’t actually change my mind

[bushelofmuses]

Open Rp; Myrna Lavellan

"I would never steal cookies for myself. They're for Cole, of course."

Lies. Cole liked strawberry sweets, not the chocolate ones. Well, he liked chocolate, but if she were to steal something for him, it would have strawberries in it.

She saw the chocolate ones covered in powdered sugar and couldn't help herself.

"Definitely not for me."

[brucewayneoffic]

hey, baby ;}

😟😟😟😟 woah now calm down there bessy

[coffeeistired]

The four genders

[brokendreamscreation]

Context

" She's got a talk to your manager haircut Lucid don't be sad" - @remnantsouls

“A…what? You mean she’s gonna talk to Sera?!” Well Lucid’s not sad anymore, he’s alarmed! He’s gonna get in trouble isn’t he?!

[operas-phantom]

You cannot touch this.

My dear friend @daydreamingofafairytale has announced her plans to shave me BALD as part of our prank war! However, as I’ve already decided a bit not to shave in order to terrify her and others even more with my ridiculous fast-growing stubble, I have used some tonic that’s supposed to make my hair grow very fast!

I think it works a little too well.

So just try to shave Erik, Nour! He is two steps ahead of you!!

[burning-blossomss]

"So, like, what do mummies do when they get you? Zombies eat your brain, vampires drink your blood, what does a mummy do? Do they just like.. beat you up?"

[ask-supervisor-heert]

An Introduction to This Holoblog

I have decided to create this blog to dispel rumors perpetuated by the Rebel Alliance, particularly concerning the burnout rate amongst so-called "Imperial Underlings". I have had a wonderful experience with my job as an ISB Attendant and believe the galaxy should be aware of the truth. This holoblog will contain my uncensored insights, barring any confidential information of course.

I would like to affirm that I have not been threatened, coerced or mind-flayed and the posts on this blog are entirely my own. While I am technically being compensated by the ISB for maintaining this blog, this compensation includes only a weekly sugar-free chocolate bar and lunch break. Hence, I have no significant conflicts of interest.

This is meant to be a safe space for all well-meaning citizens of the Galactic Empire. Consequently, I will be happy to respond to any comments or questions, COMPNOR regulations permitting.

Wishing all of you good vibes and glory to the Empire!

Most Sincerely, Attendant Heert Imperial Security Bureau Central Office, Coruscant

(OOC: This is a satirical blog and one of my companion blogs in the same parody RP verse as @ask-sad-ghost-piett and @asking-for-apologies. The humor here can get dark. I write all my Imperials as feverishly loyal to the Empire, but this is a light-hearted blog in general and hence, I won't be delving into moral analysis.)

[bluebirdwonder01]

“𝖨 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗎𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗓𝖾 𝗆𝖾.”

[thefairestandherfavoriteguy]

Gaston: (in his booming, overly confident voice) "All right, everyone! I know you're out there! Start sending us your questions NOW! What are you waiting for? Ask away! Snow White and I don't have all day!"

Snow White: (giggling softly, placing a gentle hand on his arm) "Oh, Gaston, that's not the nicest way to ask. Remember, we must always be kind when we ask for something."

Gaston: (blinking in surprise, tilting his head as if the concept is alien) "But why? I'm Gaston! They should feel honored to ask me anything. Don't you agree?"

Snow White: (still smiling sweetly) "Of course, Gaston. But kindness always works better than shouting, don't you think? Why don’t you try asking more politely? Maybe you could say... 'Please send us your wonderful questions; we'd love to answer them!'"

Gaston: (hesitating, scratching the back of his head) "Hmm... 'Please'? You really think that'll work?"

Snow White: "Oh, I do! And it'll make everyone so happy to hear it."

Gaston: (grumbling under his breath but relenting, placing his hands on his hips) "Fine. Ahem." (clearing his throat dramatically.) "Please... send us your questions. We’d—ugh—I’d love to answer them, and so would Snow White."

Snow White: (clapping her hands gently) "Oh, Gaston, that was perfect! See? You can be polite if you try."

Gaston: (crossing his arms, muttering) "Only for you, Snow White. But they'd better send good questions—none of that boring stuff about 'what's your favorite color'!"

Snow White: (laughing softly) "Gaston, every question is special if it comes from the heart. Now, let's wait and see what wonderful things they'll ask!"

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

It was all a ruse, you pathetic little ant. For, you see, I, Seto Kaiba, was the mastermind the entire time!! Every single thing that's happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by me… and my insane mind! Yes, it was all me.

The whole thing cost me $750,000, and over eight months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands!

But why ask you all the trite details when I already know every detail from my network of cyber rats! Yes, you might have thought those were regular rats you fool. Wrong.

He brings up a hologram map, showing a server building from the US.

Next, I’ll lead a KaibaCorp satellite on a trajectory to come crashing down into this building in approximately one hour. Then, the dark cosmic energy released from the satellite in the explosion will activate these powerful cards!

Onscreen, powerful cards appear. They look cool.

Now try and stop me!! Hahaha!!

[regina-massive-deal-george]

My name is Regina George.. and I am a massive deal 👑

｡ 🎀 𝒢𝑒𝓉 𝒾𝓃, 𝐿💞𝓈𝑒𝓇— 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝒯𝓊𝓂𝒷𝓁𝓇❢ 🎀 ｡

I’m Regina, she/her, and tbh I don’t think this platform would be the same without me, so I’m here now. I absolutely love pink, fashion, initial necklaces, not suffering fools, sarcasm, selfies, and occasionally hot takes. I kind of want to get into fashion or accessory design, and I unironically think the Lorax is a good movie. The Onceler was the Queen bee of his little factory and is awesome.

I go to school at North Shore High and I’m 19, so I’ll graduate soon. My side gig is singing— whenever I’m not at school or hanging out with my once-clique (blah blah blah, I got hit by a bus and thought over some things— I still hang with Gretchen, Cady, and Karen and I still don’t suffer fools, but I guess I’m trying not to be a ‘bitch’— still is a better name than Reginald, though, MOM) I do theater sometimes. Recently I’ve sort of been taken in by this fancy opera house which is like, haunted or something? Whatevs, it’s fun and everyone there is pretty cool (except for Carlotta. That girl cramps my style and honestly just seems like a clone of me.. but she sings worse. Snore). I’m also part of the COOLEST team ever, we’re basically the Equestria Girls but with.. better skin? Maggie put it the best in her post:

I think I’m bisexual or homoflexible?? Idk but most boys just don’t do it for me, and I’ve realized that women actually are really pretty.. BITCH I AM TOTALLY BI OR HOMOFLEX AND ALSO I’M DATING JANIS.. maybe the real sissy lez was the friends we made along the way..

Also, daily reminder— fetch is never gonna happen, babes. 💋